The Guardian’s most idiotic article ever? “Are OnlyFans models the best way to explain the climate crisis?”

“… Coming soon is an episode called Spank Banks …”

Claim: The Climate Crisis Has Already Caused Society to Collapse

We just didn’t notice.

Claim: Climate change may produce “fast-food” phytoplankton

Model based “chicken of the sea”

Man Stranded in the Aussie Desert Claims his Experience Proves EVs are Viable

“… the journey proved electric vehicles can work across Australia, but not without risk …”

The “Spiral of Silence” is Concealing Majority Support for Climate Action

It’s not that nobody cares, its just people worried about the imminent end of the world are too shy to speak up.

Lancet: 0.5C Global Warming by 2050 will Turn Us All into Unhealthy Couch Potatoes

The study authors have apparently never heard of swimming.

The Iran Oil Crisis + Australia’s Failed Green Energy Policies are Collapsing our Farming and Fishing Industries

Miners could be next.

Televised! Leading German Political Candidate Tells Schoolchildren CO2 Makes Sun Hotter!

CO2 is thinning the atmosphere, causing solar warming, CDU politician Manuel Hagel explained to schoolchildren.

Pushing back on Recent ‘Sea Level is Worse Now’ Claims: The Coordinate System That Ate the Coastline

The moral of the story may be that Earth’s oceans are less volatile than our coordinate systems. While the water creeps upward at a stately pace measured in millimetres per…

Stop The War, Cos Global Warming!!!!!

Their only concern is that a war might put a bit more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere! They would no doubt be much happier with a nuclear winter! At least…

UK Study: Recruiting Hairdressers Could Restore Public Support for Climate Action

“… an intervention was conducted with 25 salons using eco-tips on mirrors to prompt sustainable hair care conversations (Mirror Talkers) …”

Claim: The “Open Fridge Effect” Baltic Sea Level Drop is Proof of Global Warming

The last time these extreme weather conditions were recorded was shortly after the Little Ice Age.

Meet the Bengali Widows who Lost their Husbands to Tigers Because of Climate Change

If large predators keep eating people in your village, the solution is to build wind turbines and install solar panels?

Models Gone Wild: The Ionosphere Triggers Earthquakes?

It is certainly an imaginative (and that is being generous) attempt to unify atmospheric electricity and seismology, but the central weakness is that it moves rapidly from correlation to causation…

Should Guardian Authors be Paid in Hugs to Reduce Climate Damage?

Guardian author Alex Clark wants the world to “move beyond” GDP as a measure of wellbeing. The experiment should start with The Guardian.

Oh No – President Trump’s Climate Policies Just Edged Us Closer to Doomsday

But if Congress overrides President Trump on renewable energy the world can win a reprieve.

NYT goes full witchcraft, cites an academic declaring Trump will cause bad weather! ‘Trump’s greenhouse gas emissions will cause Trump’s heat waves, Trump’s droughts, Trump’s floods, & Trump’s wildfires’

Princeton Professor Emeritus of Physics William Happer in 2017 drew parallels to today’s man-made climate change claims. “I don’t see a whole lot of difference between the consensus on climate…

Claim: Trump Providing Free Military Support to Greenland will Alleviate Climate Concerns

Activists seem keen for the USA to go back to subsidising Europe’s defence budget.

Climate Change Juror Ümit Şahin Promises Türkiye’s COP31 will Address the Failures of COP30

“COP30 was not sufficiently successful …”

Claim: Some Men Downplay Climate Concerns Because of Gender Insecurity

According to the study, some men are frightened of appearing weak and feminine if they admit they are worried about climate change.