#ExxonKnew Epic Fail: Oil Companies DID NOT build “their rigs to account for sea-level rise”

H/T to Dr. Willie Soon for sending me something to ridicule this morning. This is just fracking mental… The Oil Giants Might Finally Pay for Pulling the Biggest Hoax of…

“DON’T ASK HOW TO PAY FOR CLIMATE CHANGE. ASK WHO”… Shouldn’t we ask why first?

Guest smack-down by David Middleton HENRY FARRELLSCIENCE08.02.1909:00 AMDON’T ASK HOW TO PAY FOR CLIMATE CHANGE. ASK WHO LAST WEEK, CNN announced plans to host a climate crisis town hall with the Democratic presidential…

The Green New Deal is not analogous to the “Moon Shot”

The Green New Deal Is This Generation’s Moon ShotSending humans to the moon was a choice. Saving the earth is a necessity. By D.D. GuttenplanTwitter JULY 29, 2019 What is…

“You Can’t Fix Stupid” – Deadly Superfungus Because Global Warming

Guest Ron White impression by David Middleton Warning: This funny as hell stand up comedy routine WILL offend overly sensitive and stupid people… Why did I invoke Ron White? From…

Common Fantasy: “Red States Are Dumping Coal for Solar”

Guest bubble bursting by David Middleton Juan Cole of Common Dreams (a socialist rage) is always good for a laugh. Monday, July 22, 2019It’s Just Good Business: Even Red States…

CNN: Rich People Can Save “the Planet From Climate Change” Aeuhhh???

Guest Aeuhhh???? by David Middleton CNN: The Stupid, It Burns… How rich people could help save the planet from climate change By Stephanie Bailey, CNNUpdated 5:20 AM ET, Fri July…

Yahoo! Finance ExxonMobil Divestment Fail

Guest slam dunk by David Middleton Yahoo! finance… A Major Shareholder Has Divested From Exxon Say Contributor July 2, 2019 One of ExxonMobil’s biggest shareholders, Legal & General Investment Management,…

“Planning in and for a post-growth and post-carbon economy”… Aeuhhh???

Guest aeuhhh??? by David Middleton H/T to Pop Piasa… Planning in and for a post-growth and post-carbon economy John BarryContribution to Cowell, R et al (eds), Routledge Companion Volume to…

Fossil Fuel Divestment Fail: “Social Entrepreneur” and “Gender Equality Advocate” Edition

Guest AEUHHH???? by David Middleton Jun 24, 2019 A Family Divesting From Fossil Fuels To Invest In A Green Future Bonnie Chiu Contributor ForbesWomenI write about gender and diversity in…

Apple CEO Tim Cook Apologizes to Tulane Graduates… Because Climate Change

Guest aargh by David Middleton Apple CEO Tim Cook’s Message to 2019 Graduates: ‘My Generation Has Failed You’ By Sissi Cao • 05/20/19 On Saturday, Apple CEO Tim Cook, who was recently acclaimed…

Solution to “Climate Crisis”: Ban scientific conferences/conventions

Guest good fracking grief by David Middleton These people actually seem to take themselves seriously… How to Make Academia Less Hypocritical and More Ecological By Martín López Corredoira & Beatriz Villarroel Science and…

Elvis calls for “Space Wilderness” to Protect Solar System From Mining!

Guest ridiculing marveling by David Middleton I had to take a break from writing the sequel to How Climate Change Buried a Desert 20,000 Feet Beneath the Gulf of Mexico…

Climate Kiddies’ Lawsuit: Evidence That Every President Since JFK Ignored Warnings About… Something.

Guest gainsaying by David Middleton From E&E News (which really should be renamed ?&E News because their articles are rarely relevant to energy): WHITE HOUSE Every president since JFK was warned…

Irony Can Be So Ironic! Grid Storage Increases Carbon Emissions!

Guest ROTFLMAO! by David Middleton Vox’s David Roberts has a green epiphany… Batteries have a dirty secret Energy storage is considered a green technology. But it actually increases carbon emissions.…