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Former Radical Green New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern is Relocating to Australia

Essay by Eric Worrall

This isn’t fair – take her back New Zealand, she’s your problem.

Dame Jacinda Ardern is moving to Australia.

In a statement, a spokesman for Dame Jacinda said her family had been travelling “for a few years now”.

“For the moment, they’re basing themselves out of Australia — they have work there, and it brings the added bonus of more time back home in New Zealand,” the spokesperson said.

Dame Jacinda, Mr Gayford and their seven-year-old daughter, Neve Gayford, had been living in the United States where Dame Jacinda was working for Harvard University.

She also released a memoir, A Different Kind of Power, last year and a children’s book, Mum’s Busy Work.

Read more: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-26/former-new-zealand-prime-minister-jacinda-ardern-moves-australia/106392862

Jacinda inflicted some impressive damage on the New Zealand economy, during her term of office;

Jacinda Ardern leaves mixed legacy as she resigns as New Zealand prime minister

By Praveen Menon

January 19, 20238:04 PM GMT+10Updated January 19, 2023

Jan 19 (Reuters) – Jacinda Ardern has put tiny New Zealand on the map in her five years as prime minister, becoming a global icon for left-leaning politics and women in leadership, even as she struggled at home with the economy and COVID-19 restrictions.

Launching a global campaign to end online hate, she has often herself been a target of right-wing extremists online.

While Ardern’s popularity rose internationally, at home she has faced growing political headwinds, struggling to prove that her leadership extended beyond crisis management and kindness.

Her ratings have dropped in recent months on a worsening housing crisis, rising living costs and mortgage rates, and growing concerns about crime. She remains, however, more popular that her rivals.

Despite her promises of transformational leadership, Ardern’s affordable housing programmes have been set back by blunders. …

Read more: https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/new-zealands-ardern-leaves-legacy-kindness-disappointments-2023-01-19/

For me the low point of the Jacinda age was her attempt to link the horrific Christchurch gun massacre to a failure to censor climate skeptics.

The lessons of COVID are in many ways the same as the lessons of climate change.

When crisis is upon us, we cannot and will not solve these issues on our own.

The next pandemic will not be prevented by one country’s efforts but by all of ours. Climate action will only ever be as successful as the least committed country, as they pull down the ambition of the collective.

I am not suggesting though that we rely on the goodwill of others to make progress. 

We need a dual strategy. One where we push for collective effort but we also use our multilateral tools to make progress.

That’s why on pandemic preparedness we support efforts to develop a new global health legal instrument, strengthened international health regulations and a strong and empowered World Health Organization.

On March 15, 2019, New Zealand experienced a horrific terrorist attack on its Muslim community. 

More than 50 people were killed as they prayed. The attack was live-streamed on a popular social media platform in an effort to gain notoriety, and to spread hate.

At that time, the ability to thwart those goals was limited. And the chances of Government alone being able to resolve this gap was equally challenging. 

That’s why, alongside President Emmanuel Macron, we created the Christchurch Call to Action.

The Call community has worked together to address terrorism and violent extremist content online. As this important work progresses, we have demonstrated the impact we can have by working together collaboratively.

This week we launched an initiative alongside companies and non-profits to help improve research and understanding of how a person’s online experiences are curated by automated processes. This will also be important in understanding more about mis and disinformation online. A challenge that we must as leaders address.

As leaders, we are rightly concerned that even those most light-touch approaches to disinformation could be misinterpreted as being hostile to the values of free speech we value so highly.

But while I cannot tell you today what the answer is to this challenge, I can say with complete certainty that we cannot ignore it. To do so poses an equal threat to the norms we all value.

After all, how do you successfully end a war if people are led to believe the reason for its existence is not only legal but noble? How do you tackle climate change if people do not believe it exists? How do you ensure the human rights of others are upheld, when they are subjected to hateful and dangerous rhetoric and ideology?

The weapons may be different but the goals of those who perpetuate them are often the same. To cause chaos and reduce the ability of others to defend themselves. To disband communities. To collapse the collective strength of countries who work together.

But we have an opportunity here to ensure that these particular weapons of war do not become an established part of warfare.

Read more: https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2022/09/full-speech-jacinda-ardern-addresses-un-general-assembly.html

A video of Jacinda’s speech is available here.

And now she’s coming to Australia to work. While relocating to Australia is the choice of many New Zealanders fleeing their train wreck economy, including some good friends, I think I speak on behalf of a large number of Australians in saying we’ve already filled our quota of radical green lunatics.

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Scissor
February 26, 2026 6:24 pm

Wicked witch of the East, I take it. To do her part to end online hate, she should disappear.

antigtiff
Reply to  Scissor
February 27, 2026 6:25 pm

She is not alone – I recently read that NZ is losing population primarily due to people moving to Oz.

observa
Reply to  Scissor
February 27, 2026 6:37 pm

She just speaks womanese and the counter-revolution against it is spreading from guess who-
Deputy chief of army warns ADF has become ‘detached’ from violent nature of war

antigtiff
Reply to  observa
February 27, 2026 7:07 pm

I think the outward migration has been blamed on poor job prospects in NZ.

ResourceGuy
February 26, 2026 6:29 pm

That’s predictable to move anywhere but the scene of the policy crime.

bobclose
Reply to  ResourceGuy
February 27, 2026 3:13 am

She belongs in the UN where the real global crimes are committed!

Tom Halla
February 26, 2026 6:29 pm

Watermelons tend to be consistent in their leftism. Authoritarians who despise free speech and civil rights consistently.

Forrest Gardener
February 26, 2026 6:39 pm

No good shutting the barn door now. The horse has bolted.

Last I heard she had been pencilled in to be a high up in a quest for world domination.

How the mighty have fallen.

Thanh Nam Nguyen
Reply to  Forrest Gardener
February 27, 2026 11:31 am

The “horse” has bolted. I see what you did there 👏

Forrest Gardener
Reply to  Thanh Nam Nguyen
February 27, 2026 10:54 pm

Who me? Tee hee hee.

February 26, 2026 6:57 pm

What on Earth have we done to deserve this?!

Reply to  Brian.
February 26, 2026 7:57 pm

Elected “greens?”

Eng_Ian
Reply to  Brian.
February 26, 2026 8:01 pm

We could trade her for Albo.

Some would say that it was a fair swap. Others know her better.

conrad ziefle
February 26, 2026 7:00 pm

When you are a globalist, there is no such thing as national loyalty.

Reply to  conrad ziefle
February 27, 2026 3:56 am

Yes, she is apparently not a nationalist but a member of the”the Collective”.

I thought she was going to work for the UN. I guess not. I know she would fit right in with the rest of the UN Totalitarians. Birds of a feather.

February 26, 2026 7:11 pm

Flight time by broom should be no more than a day or two. She’ll be fine.

John Hultquist
February 26, 2026 7:48 pm

 “”… where Dame Jacinda was working for Harvard University.”
Was she raking leaves and tidying the flower beds? The minimum wage in Cambridge is $15 per hour. That’s not enough to support a family of three. She will likely be paid more on OZ. Bless her little heart!

KevinM
Reply to  Eric Worrall
February 27, 2026 2:37 pm

“Harvard University is primarily funded through a $53.2 billion endowment (as of April 2025), the largest in the world, which provided $2.5 billion in fiscal year 2025, covering over a third of its operating revenue.”

“For the 2025–2026 academic year, Harvard University’s tuition is approximately $59,320. When adding mandatory fees, housing, and food, the total cost of attendance for an undergraduate can exceed $80,000 annually. “

KevinM
Reply to  John Hultquist
February 27, 2026 2:35 pm

People who have presented themselves as not very smart (they are probably smarter than me) or not very honest (nobody but themselves can judge for sure) are burying the reputations of once luminous institutions like the big US universities and NATO and the UN and the EU. Jacinda and others were not the sources of the bad science, but they’ve pushed bad science on the big stage for so much longer than any reasonably alert person would let them get away with. The general public has little choice but ask “not smart or not honest?” One option is a lot more forgivable than the other. Neither option looks good for an institution like Harvard.

KevinM
February 26, 2026 7:49 pm

“Former Radical Green New Zealand PM”
or
“Radical Green Former New Zealand PM”
?

“Dangling/Misplaced Modifiers: When an adjective (or adjective phrase) doesn’t clearly modify the intended noun.”

Jerry Stutterd
February 26, 2026 8:20 pm

She’s probably going to be flipping burgers at Hungry Jacks……funny how the “Podium of truth” wilted at the thought of attending the Royal commission….. yeah…. that “other” podium of truth. I hope you Aussies don’t give her too much oxygen… 🙂

Forrest Gardener
Reply to  Jerry Stutterd
February 26, 2026 9:11 pm

I hope she is true to her ideals and doesn’t breathe out any CO2.

Mr.
February 26, 2026 8:25 pm

And it should come as no surprise to anyone that Jacinda is a card-carrying member of the WEF.

Notable members include prime ministers Jacinda Ardern. ..

https://www.weforum.org/press/2022/04/from-entrepreneurs-to-scientists-meet-the-2022-class-of-young-global-leaders/

February 26, 2026 9:07 pm

This may be a bit crass to some, but Kiwis you need to take your bitch back, we have enough problems of our own to contend with.

February 26, 2026 9:50 pm

This isn’t fair – take her back New Zealand, she’s your problem.

Does that mean you’re taking back Lewandowsky, Eric?

Please say yes.

Reply to  Eric Worrall
February 27, 2026 1:25 am

😉

February 26, 2026 9:54 pm

Jacinda Ardern has put tiny New Zealand on the map 

New Zealand is larger than the UK

atticman
Reply to  Redge
February 27, 2026 2:45 am

By what statistic?

Reply to  atticman
February 27, 2026 2:58 am

Land area, NZ is roughly 10% larger than the UK

Reply to  Redge
February 27, 2026 9:45 am

The whole UK, or England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland?

Reply to  Retired_Engineer_Jim
February 27, 2026 10:07 am

The whole of the UK

February 26, 2026 11:07 pm

we’ve already filled our quota of radical green lunatics.

So true. Ii must be a big step down from wrecking a country to wrecking a university. I wonder what her current target will be.

Reply to  Eric Worrall
February 27, 2026 7:39 am

Does that make her a climate refugee?

HB
February 26, 2026 11:51 pm

She won’t be accepted in NZ. I for one would give her an earful if I ever meat her .
As for Gayford how the hell did the coke dealer ever get residency in The US
Where should she go Chyna that’s her type of politics

George Kaplan
February 27, 2026 1:03 am

New Zealand’s gain is Australia’s loss.

Ian_e
February 27, 2026 5:35 am

OK, but how would you feel about taking Starmer? [ Asking for a friend. ]

MarkW
February 27, 2026 6:23 am

Former Radical Green New Zealand PM
Might I suggest a slight rephrasing.

Radical Green, Former New Zealand PM

With your phrasing, it isn’t clear whether she’s a former radical green, former PM or both.

Reply to  MarkW
February 27, 2026 7:48 am

How about “Has Been”?

Bruce Cobb
February 27, 2026 7:48 am

Come on, man. It’s called “sharing the wealth”.

February 27, 2026 7:58 am

Didn’t realise she was a dame. Which pantomime was she in?

Edward Katz
February 27, 2026 2:06 pm

She’s another one of these climate activist losers whose proposals do nothing to stop whatever violent weather, warming/cooling tendencies, droughts, and floods, etc. All she does is uses them as excuses for imposing higher eco-taxation, introducing new laws and restrictions, and demanding mandates for overpriced and inefficient green products like EVs and wind/solar power. Australia should do its utmost to export her somewhere, if there’s any country foolish enough to take her.

aussiecol
February 27, 2026 2:30 pm

God I hope she doesn’t run for parliament here…

Intelligent Dasein
February 28, 2026 1:54 am

New Zealanders who move to Australia lower the average IQ of both countries.