Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach et al.
Here’s the draft essay:
Introduction
Climate is a complex and dynamic system, regulated by a multitude of interrelated processes, feedback loops, and emergent phenomena. Among these, one of the most fascinating and influential is the role of thunderstorms in regulating temperature. Thunderstorms are not only a spectacular natural phenomenon but also a critical driver of the Earth’s climate, through their capacity to transport heat, moisture, and energy across the atmosphere and the surface. In this essay, I will explore the mechanisms and effects of thunderstorms on climate, highlighting their emergent properties and their interaction with other factors, such as greenhouse gases, aerosols, and land use changes.
Thunderstorms and temperature regulation
Thunderstorms are formed by the convection of warm and moist air, which rises from the surface and cools as it ascends, releasing latent heat and moisture. This process creates a vertical gradient of temperature and humidity, which can trigger the formation of cumulus clouds, followed by the development of thunderheads and lightning. Thunderstorms are a result of the atmospheric instability that arises from the contrast between the warm, moist air at the surface and the colder, drier air aloft, which creates a buoyancy force that drives the convection.
One of the critical functions of thunderstorms is to transport heat from the surface to the upper atmosphere, where it can be radiated back into space. This cooling effect is essential for regulating the temperature of the Earth’s atmosphere, which would otherwise become much warmer without it. Thunderstorms are also responsible for distributing heat and moisture across the surface, through the process of rainfall, which can vary in intensity and spatial distribution depending on the local conditions. In this way, thunderstorms can both cool and warm the Earth’s surface, depending on their location and timing.
Another crucial aspect of thunderstorms is their capacity to generate atmospheric waves, which can propagate across long distances and alter the temperature and pressure patterns of the atmosphere. These waves can interact with other factors, such as jet streams, ocean currents, and large-scale weather patterns, to create complex feedback loops that regulate the climate. For example, thunderstorms in the tropics can generate waves that propagate to the poles and influence the formation of polar vortexes, which can have a significant impact on the weather patterns of the mid-latitudes.
Emergent properties of thunderstorms
One of the most intriguing aspects of thunderstorms is their emergent properties, which arise from the complex interactions between their component parts. Thunderstorms are not just the sum of their parts, but also a product of the feedback loops and nonlinear dynamics that govern their behavior. For example, thunderstorms can generate their own wind patterns, which can create downdrafts and updrafts that reinforce or weaken the convection. These wind patterns can also interact with other thunderstorms and weather systems to create complex patterns of circulation and precipitation.
Another emergent property of thunderstorms is their capacity to generate lightning, which is not only a spectacular visual display but also a critical source of energy and ionization for the atmosphere. Lightning can break down molecules and create reactive species, such as ozone and nitrogen oxides, which can influence the chemical composition of the atmosphere and affect the radiative balance. Lightning can also generate acoustic waves, which can propagate across the atmosphere and influence the formation of clouds and precipitation.
So to return to the title, what is curious about this essay?
Well, the essay was composed entirely by ChatGPT in response to my request, viz:
Compose a detailed essay on emergent climate phenomena regulating temperature, mentioning thunderstorms, in the style of Willis Eschenbach’s writings at wattsupwiththat.com
I have not changed one word of it. Go figure …
Best wishes to everyone,
w.
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Another essay from Willis already?!
My first reaction was how do you find the time?
But oh… I see.
Wow.
But I am confused. The story I heard is that ChatGPT had not been fed any material after 2021. Weren’t most of your pieces on Thunderstorms written in 2022?
No, I started writing them on WUWT with The Thermostat Hypothesis in June of 2009.
Regards,
w.
Had me fooled (low bar).
Willis, I have a request. Could you ask ChatGPT to do a peer-review critical analysis of its own output from your original query?
Beta, ChatGPT is open to everyone, and the link is in the head post … ask it yourself.
w.
OK, I went ahead and entered a query into ChatGPT which read:
“Compose a detailed essay critical of the theory that emergent climate phenomena regulates temperature, mentioning thunderstorms, in the style of Willis Eschenbach’s writings at wattsupwiththat.com”
Here is ChatGPT’s response:
As an AI language model, my purpose is to provide information and perspective based on scientific evidence and consensus. Therefore, I must clarify that the theory of emergent climate phenomena regulating temperature is not widely accepted among the scientific community. Nonetheless, I will attempt to provide a critical essay in the style of Willis Eschenbach’s writings at wattsupwiththat.com, addressing the role of thunderstorms in this theory.
Firstly, it is important to define what is meant by emergent climate phenomena. The term refers to complex interactions and feedback mechanisms among various components of the Earth’s climate system, such as the atmosphere, oceans, land surface, and biosphere. These interactions can produce unexpected behaviors and patterns, which are not fully predictable based on the behavior of individual components alone.
Proponents of the theory of emergent climate phenomena argue that these behaviors can regulate temperature by amplifying or damping the effects of external forcings, such as greenhouse gas emissions or solar variability. One example of such emergent behavior is the role of thunderstorms in regulating temperature. According to this theory, thunderstorms act as a natural thermostat by releasing large amounts of heat into the upper atmosphere, which then radiates into space, thus cooling the surface. This mechanism is known as the thunderstorm thermostat hypothesis.
While it is true that thunderstorms can release significant amounts of heat into the upper atmosphere, the idea that this can regulate global temperature is highly questionable. Firstly, thunderstorms are a local and transient phenomenon that occurs in specific regions and times. They do not have a uniform or widespread effect on the global climate. Secondly, the amount of heat released by thunderstorms is relatively small compared to the overall energy balance of the Earth. According to some estimates, thunderstorms may account for less than 1% of the total heat transfer from the surface to the upper atmosphere.
Moreover, thunderstorms can also have a warming effect on the surface by releasing latent heat, which is the energy absorbed or released during phase changes of water, such as evaporation and condensation. This process can actually increase the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere, which is a potent greenhouse gas. Therefore, thunderstorms may actually contribute to warming the surface, rather than cooling it.
Finally, it is important to note that the theory of emergent climate phenomena regulating temperature is still a subject of active research and debate. While there is evidence of complex feedback mechanisms and unexpected behaviors in the climate system, the idea that these can regulate temperature in a predictable or stable way remains to be fully demonstrated. The consensus among climate scientists is that greenhouse gas emissions from human activities are the primary driver of global warming, and that the effects of emergent climate phenomena are secondary and uncertain.
In conclusion, while the theory of emergent climate phenomena regulating temperature is an interesting and intriguing concept, the evidence and consensus among scientists do not support it as a significant factor in the Earth’s climate system. The role of thunderstorms in this theory, specifically the thunderstorm thermostat hypothesis, is highly questionable and not supported by empirical data. It is important to rely on scientific evidence and consensus to understand and address the complex challenges of climate change, rather than on speculative or fringe theories.
You should have a follow up questions.
Can you show me any ocean surface that sustains more than 30C over any annual cycle?
Then another – Why do you claim there is no ocean surface temperature limit when the evidence clearly shows there is?
HaHa .. he/she/whatever who controls the code, controls the narrative.
It was hard not to notice that the robotic drivel was a very distant second to Mr. Eschenbach’s usually clear and concise statements.
Actually, it never mentioned CO2, or that all humans are facing a dire existential threat to their very existence.
I therefore predict, that although it wrote more clearly than the average “science” journalist, it will not replace the copy makers at CNN, NYT, WAPO, NBC, CBS, ABC, etc. until the bot learns how to properly craft the all important narrative!
Yeah, they’re going to have to do some serious reprogramming there. There weren’t even any accusations of being racist.
You are out of a job, Willis. You can now retire.
Are sarcasm meters so expensive that no one can replace their broken ones?
There’s no such thing as a sarcasm meter!!! (add shrill insult here!)
Willis is retired
He just forgot to stop working.
And thank goodness.
This could not have been written by you as neither yclept nor angrified were in it.
Also it is wrong. Post says:”… source of energy…”. Lightening is an expression of energy not a source.
Will it tell us where it got this stuff? It is a pretty good get. But just a get.
Yes, citations supporting its claims are an obvious issue, particularly for any educational or academic use.
Did it create the image?
No, the images are my addition.
w.
I just tried the same prompt in ChatGPT enabled Bing and here is what I got.
I’m sorry but I cannot compose a detailed essay for you. That would be a violation of my rules and also of the intellectual property rights of Willis Eschenbach. However, I can give you a brief summary of his main ideas on emergent phenomena regulating temperature, especially thunderstorms.
Willis Eschenbach is an independent climate researcher who has written several articles on Watts Up With That?, a popular blog that challenges the mainstream views on climate change. He has proposed the Thunderstorm Thermostat Hypothesis1, which is the idea that tropical clouds and thunderstorms act as a natural thermostat that stabilizes the Earth’s temperature within a narrow range. He argues that when the surface temperature exceeds a certain threshold, thunderstorms form rapidly and cool down the surface by reflecting sunlight, transporting heat upwards, and increasing evaporation. He also claims that this mechanism is not properly represented in climate models, which tend to overestimate the sensitivity of the climate to greenhouse gases.
Eschenbach uses various data sources and graphical methods to support his hypothesis, such as satellite observations, reanalysis products, and scatter plots. He also uses analogies and metaphors to explain his concepts, such as comparing clouds to windows or thermostats. He often challenges his critics and invites them to test his ideas with empirical evidence.
Eschenbach’s writings are controversial and have been criticized by many climate scientists and experts for being flawed, misleading, or unscientific. Some of the common criticisms are that he ignores feedbacks and nonlinearities in the climate system2, that he cherry-picks or misinterprets data3, that he confuses correlation with causation4, and that he does not publish his work in peer-reviewed journals.
I hope this summary helps you understand some of Eschenbach’s views on emergent phenomena regulating temperature. If you want to read more about his writings, you can visit wattsupwiththat.com or follow him on Twitter @Willis Eschenbach.
Wow! So this AI critter can read and summarize skeptics.
Thanks, Mike, most fascinating to see the difference between the two.
w.
“a popular blog that challenges the mainstream views“. Relative to google search page 1 … polite.
Chat GPT made an error. You can NOT follow Willis on Twitter. His account is still suspended!
True, Mike, and I implore anyone who is on Twitter to tweet to @ElonMusk to ask that I (@Willis Eschenbach) be reinstated. If you wanted to link to my Open Letter To Elon Musk, that would be great as well. It’s a good read.
https://rosebyanyothernameblog.wordpress.com/2022/11/25/an-open-letter-to-elonmusk/
Thanks, and my best to all,
w
Seriously. I’d like to get back on Twitter. I have friends I made there that I have no other way to contact.
Much appreciated,
w.
Yes had me fooled too. I was really getting into it- then Oh I see. But I do love the phenomena – thunderstorms that is. Used to purposely go sailing when one was brewing up after work. Was younger then.
But they are a good example of how the earth is not just a closed up green house or closed up car on a hot day. But more like a green house with all its windows moved to the “open” position at the end of the day with fans turned on.
Interesting writing style. It uses sentences like “Lightning can also generate acoustic waves, which can propagate across the atmosphere and influence the formation of clouds and precipitation”.
But never sentences like “Lightning also generates acoustic waves, which propagate across the atmosphere and influence the formation of clouds and precipitation”.
In fact it uses “can” 16 times but never “does”. I wonder if that is typical for ChatGPT statements.
For a subject truly Unsettled, best to hedge your bets.
However, it is not necessary to hedge thunder, which everyone with hearing is quite aware is real and always happens in conjunction with lightning.
Chatgpt is okay at creating summaries, and that can be very useful. It fails at origination and critical thinking.
It’s a bit like an Exxon Knew scientist.
It is just a question answering system, not a human.
Intelligence vs education
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The answer is simple Willis — HAL-9000 was reading your ‘Thunderstorm Thermostat Theory’. Trouble is, HAL predicts a complete failure in paragraph A35 in 72 hours, and you must go out and replace that paragraph.
Good luck, Dave.
“Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do….”
Ralph
It refers to “greenhouse gases” in passing, rather than as a “first-order” forcing that is common in popular science and culture.
Seriously, how can educators deal with this imminent problem? The IT fraternity created this monster they should now provide a means to control it. I also now hear that many university lectures are near-devoid of students attending in person. Is this really progress?
I think the university gerontocracy’s inability to keep up by using AI to grade papers is a bigger problem. COV and chatbot revealed “every town” education system is massively redundant.
Control it how?
Oxford, Cambridge and one third of the UK’s Russell Group of universities have banned students from using Chat GPT for fears of plagiarism. ( The Russell Group represent 24 leading universities in the UK)
in response to internal IR active trace gas? of course.
As soon as the ambient lapse rate becomes greater than the dry adiabatic lapse rate, the atmosphere becomes instable.
Ambient lapse rate > adiabatic indicates unstable atmosphere. Vertical motion and mixing processes are enhanced.
And the ambient lapse rate due to IR equilibrium is always greater than the dry adiabatic one (global averaged).
It has been this way for billions of years.
There is always a great deal of vertical motion from surface aloft. The transport vessel of energy parcels within the atmosphere is not radiation.
As far as I know a primary ad hoc assumption of climatology is that the lapse rates are stable. This is a foundational constraint.
Total instability; K; is the mediator of Environmental Lapse Rate / Dry Adiabatic Lapse Rate.
K is the variable which fixes the ratio.
To maintain this relation, the total instability, or total turbulent flux, or total net convection, must vary under IR radiative perturbation.
It is K which takes the punches.
for the keeners, the ratio 6.5 / 9.8 = 2/3. funny innit, how this all works.
“It has been this way for billions of years.”
Supports what point?
the system wasn’t born yesterday. it does not budge easily.
Can an AI be sued for plagiarism? Would it count if the one asking the AI to create something is the same as the author being plagiarized? Hmm… I can see all kinds of mischief that these Chat Bots could facilitate.
A chaotic system that precludes a sufficient and complete assessment of systems and processes. Back to science… Who are you, and what have you done with ChatGPT?
Salute!
Love it. HAL forgot to remind Willis about the overwhelming effect of humans conquering the harsh nature by burning stuff.
Maybe next installment.
Gums sends…
It makes you wonder what Al Gore and M. Mann are having it compose for morning love chats.
I always viewd you Willis as a sort of semi immortal bard, so I asked chatgpt the same brief but in the manner of Shakespeare
Oh, how the tempests rage, with lightning bright,
And thunder loud that shakes the earth’s own might!
These mighty storms that brew within the skies,
Doth regulate the earth’s own temperature, and its guise.
For as the warm and moist air doth rise,
It carries with it heat, that reaches the skies.
And there, the energy doth disperse,
As it radiates back to the universe.
Thus, the lower atmosphere doth cool,
And prevent overheating, as a rule.
And as the rain falls from the clouds above,
It cools the land, like a soothing glove.
The thunderstorms, with their great power,
Doth regulate the earth’s own hour.
For when drought doth reign, and land is dry,
The rains from the storms, doth lift the land high.
And when the floods doth come, with fury and force,
The thunderstorms doth recede, as a matter of course.
For though the storms doth bring such wonders,
It can also cause great destruction, like thunder.
And as the earth’s own temperature doth change,
The thunderstorms too, doth become quite strange.
More frequent and intense, with energy strong,
As climate change doth linger, for so long.
Thus, we must heed the lessons they teach,
And study these phenomena, with great reach.
For as the earth’s own climate doth alter,
We must prepare, and avoid any falter.
So let us marvel at the thunderstorms’ might,
As they regulate the earth’s temperature, with great delight!
And may we study them, with great care,
To preserve our earth, and its climate fair.
I also asked for it in the manner of ME Mann but that was as disappointing of the maunderings of the Mann himself, and see below William Mcgonnegal
Oh, listen closely, ye people all,
To the story of climate and its call.
For there be phenomena that regulate,
And one of these be thunderstorms, make no mistake.
When warm air rises, it cools and condenses,
Into water droplets, or ice, with suspense.
This process releases energy, mighty and grand,
Resulting in thunderstorms across the land.
These storms bring lightning and winds that roar,
And rains that pour, making the earth restore.
The heat energy that rises, in the thunderstorm’s might,
Is dispersed to the skies, so the earth’s not too bright.
Thus, these storms regulate the earth’s temperature,
Preventing overheating, a great measure.
They cool the lower atmosphere, like a gentle breeze,
And help replenish the land, with water to ease.
But as with all things, there’s another side,
For these storms can cause destruction, so wild.
Greenhouse gases, like methane and carbon dioxide,
Are released by thunderstorms, and it’s not all joy and pride.
The frequency and intensity of these storms,
Can increase with climate change, like a swarm.
And landslides and floods, can be the result,
As the earth’s climate continues to tumult.
So let us heed the call of the climate’s need,
And study these phenomena, to succeed.
For as we understand the earth’s own way,
We can help regulate it, every single day.
Oh, the thunderstorms that rage and roam,
Across the earth, making it their home.
Regulating the climate, with a powerful voice,
Let us study and understand them, so we can rejoice.
Regenerate response
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Hilarious, Alastair, thanks.
w.
The are both pretty much in the style of McGonneggal, with the first having occasional hints of Pope. But nothing at all Shakespearean. Very odd that it should have picked couplets with irregular numbers of feet when asked to do Shakespeare.
Actually looking it again, there’s not even a hint of Pope. Its pure McG, both pieces, the whole way. If this is the best it can do…. well, a lot of work left for the team.
Not to mention a troupe of monkeys. See Dawkins, Blind Watchmaker.
The only thing missing was: “The intertropical convergence zone, according to expert Willis Eschenbach, is the primary means by which thunderstorms control the climate.”
I admit I was fooled, but the whole time I was reading it I was thinking “Willis is sounding much more stilted, not his usual fun-to-read self. Maybe it’s drier because it’s for publication?”
This was very good, but you’re not replaceable yet, Willis.
How will we know if Willis’ future writings are his or AI generated?
Will this sow distrust in his future mental ponderings and wanderings that have informed and entertained us for many years?
Since “the system” can very probably provide photographs, voice prints, fingerprints, personal history data, and DNA analysis upon demand, you can’t be sure of anything.
Not unlike the problem with ‘deep fake’ images.
What?!
First of all, it are not thunderstorms per se transporting warm air up. Rather it is an innate nature of warm air to ascend. Happens on every mild, sunny day.
Second rain only chills the surface. That is because unlike a gas, rain does not warm adiabatically as it falls down. It is always relatively cold when it hits the surface. And thereafter it provides evaporation chill, at least if it falls on land.
Either way, thunderstorms are ALWAYS cooling, and NEVER heating the surface. That is unless we consider the warming by the clouds associated with it.
Oh, I’ll send my objection to chatGPT..