Guest essay by Eric Worrall
h/t Breitbart; Following a complaint from the US State Department, China has promised to stop shoving swabs up the rectums of US diplomats.
China Gave US Diplomats Anal COVID Tests ‘In Error,’ American Officials Say
The U.S. State Department says it is committed to preserving the “dignity” of American diplomats.
VZ By Viola Zhou 25.2.21
The Chinese government has promised to stop using anal swabs on American diplomats to test for COVID-19 after Washington complained that the practice was undignified, the U.S. State Department said.
“The State Department never agreed to this kind of testing and protested directly to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs when we learned that some staff were subject to it,” a State Department spokesperson told VICE World News on Wednesday.
The spokesperson said Beijing had assured Washington that the test was given “in error” and that diplomatic personnel were exempt from the test, which was mandatory for incoming travelers in some parts of China.
“We have instructed staff to decline this test if it is asked of them, as was done in the past.”
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Read more: https://www.vice.com/en/article/bvxk9a/china-anal-covid-tests-us-diplomats
In January WUWT reported the excited Chinese announcement that anal swabs were a more reliable way of testing for Covid than the scratchy thing up your nose, but I didn’t expect China to roll out the new test this quickly.
If China thought inflicting this test on US diplomats was OK, I’m guessing many tourists or business people visiting China in the near future are going to have an unexpected new experience.
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It makes you wonder what they do to Australian diplomats.
In ancient times… in modern times, they sodomize their enemy to humiliate them. In ancient times… in modern times, they sodomize boys and girls to force them to kneel.
Have you consumed any imported seafood lately?
Do you have any fruits or vegetables with you? No, I don’t mean Mr. Kerry.
I’m torn.
MANY federal employees really need swabbing like this…
sigh.
War will start within 6 months. If our plans succeed
Madagascar rejected every vaccine and will cure COVID with an herbal anti-malarial
Another tale from the Dark side ,” When tails are swabbed by the ChiCom mob “
Chinese will return to pulling out fingernails or water drops on foreheads as their favorite torture techniques after this official US diplomatic complaint.
When this showed up in my email program it was abbreviated and said “China promises to stop giving anal”.
I thought what have China been up to now?
If it happens to be a more reliable test what is the problem. A little less invasive than after a PSA blood test I don’t think so.
Sounds like an episode of South Park.
Well, I guess if the Chinese aren’t enforcing the anal probe policy (hereinafter known as the APP), then it indicates that they probably aren’t aliens.