Guest essay by Eric Worrall
Its not just Greens who are worried about Europe – the President of the European Commission Jean-Claude Juncker stated in a speech that leaders of other planets are worried about the direction Europe will take, in the wake of the Brexit vote.
Did EU chief confirm aliens EXIST? Juncker ‘speaks of BREXIT to leaders of other planets’
ALIEN conspiracy theorists were sent into overdrive after European Commission president Jean Claude Juncker appeared to say he had “heard from the leaders of other planets”.
Clips of the EU big wig speaking in a Brexit debate are going viral online, after he was heard to say aliens were worried about the looming Brexit by the UK from the union.
He said, translated from French: “You need to know that those who observe us from afar are worried.
“I have have seen, listened and heard many leaders of other planets and they are very worried because they wonder about the course the EU will follow.
“So we have to reassure both the Europeans and those who observe us from afar.”
Here is a youtube of the alleged “alien” speech:
I don’t speak French, but according to Google Translate, the phrase “leaders of other planets” in French is “dirigeants d’autres planètes”, which sounds awfully like the phrase Mr. Juncker uttered.
While it might be funny to consider the possibility the head of the über green European Union receives instruction from other planets, the more likely mundane explanation is that it was a slip of the antenna. Rumours have abounded for a while that Mr Juncker is fond of the odd tipple before public events – perhaps he simply over indulged a little more than usual, before making the “alien” speech.
So I guess anyone outside the EU sphere is on an alien, other world. Send a probe and Jerry Brown.
From the IPCC7 report:
“Our expanded models of the universe indicate alien beings exist and, being more evolved, are more green than we are (possibly in more ways than one).
“Hence, ‘the science tells us’ the entire intelligible universe opposes Earth’s climate deniers.
“And, to a 95% certainty, vote Democrat.
How many times have you had to ask a liberal “Greenie”, spouting their “Unprecedented” B.S. …..”Hey ! What planet are you living on ?”
Well there you go !
Translation: Obama spoke to Junker over the phone and said he is worried.
He, of course is wrong. Leaders of other planets couldn’t care less about what effects Brexit might have on the EU. That is just classic psychological projection on his part.
Leaders of other planets probably believe Juncker is an anti-hero character and the EU parliament is comedy show.
Must have been watching too much Star Trek.
The alien leaders from other planets are probably worried about their financial portfolios.
Juncker was trying to make a joke. It is pretty obvious when watching the video. It was a bad attempt. Poor man.
And natives are worried about anti-native policies. The mass exodus from illegal progressive war zones is physical evidence of catastrophic global consequences with a first-order cause of anthropogenic government whoring.
You mock, but James Carville eats mice. True story.
He and his wife both appear a bit alienish. Given the mice thing … how could you argue against? I’m sold 🙂
Earth to Jean-Claude Juncker… Earth toe Jean-Claude Juncker…
I think Jean-Claude Junkscience’s speech was just a desperate attempt to associate himself with the Inter Planetary College of Catastrophists (IPCC), and thus with the incredible prestige of the Nobel Peace Prize.
With the impending dissolution of EU, he may be angling for a starring role in the next Independence Day sequel
He was talking to his advisors down at “Planet Fitness” (he picks things up and puts them down).
Bro, do you even uplift? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uplift_(science_fiction)
Maybe he was just referring to Boris Johnson, who really does live on another planet.
Nanu nanu. Live long and prosper.
Mr Juncker may support Luxembourg’s wine industry a little too enthusiastically for his own, and Europe’s, good. He referred to the leaders of other planets. It’s quite likely that he had been talking to them.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2664738/A-drunk-cognac-breakfast-EU-presidency-favourite-faces-explosive-claims-Cameron-prepares-showdown-Merkel-stop-taking-job.html
sar·casm
ˈsärˌkazəm/
noun
noun: sarcasm; plural noun: sarcasms
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
“his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment”
synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, scorn, sneering, scoffing; irony;
cynicism
Just noticed how orange certain leaders and ex-leaders look on TV? Obummer, Blair and Cameron all look like they’ve been Tangoed. However, Brexit necessitated a prolonged meeting with the Galactic Government Ambassador to Earth, to explain why the plan for a one-government planet was failing. These beings are highly radio-active and the Earth delegates got a bit too much of an overdose. They will all soon be seen wearing wigs.
All Brexiters fall under No. 11 bus
correction No.9 bus
https://youtu.be/JgF_pz9WRIU