Venezuelan Miracle Covid-19 Cure: “Ozone Rectal Therapy”

Venezuelan President, Nicolás Maduro in meeting with Iranian President Hassan Rouhani in Saadabad Palace
Venezuelan President, Nicolás Maduro in meeting with Iranian President Hassan Rouhani in Saadabad Palace. By Tasnim News Agency, CC BY 4.0, Link

Guest essay by Eric Worrall

Covid-19 patients will no doubt soon be flocking to Venezuela’s socialised medical treatment centres, to receive “miracle droplets” and “ozone rectal therapy” cures for their illness.

Maduro Debuts Venezuela’s Coronavirus Cures: ‘Miracle Droplets,’ ‘Rectal Ozone Therapy’

FRANCES MARTEL
15 Oct 2020

Socialist dictator Nicolás Maduro claimed in a nationally televised broadcast on Tuesday that Venezuela had developed several novel therapies to fight the Chinese coronavirus, including unspecified “miracle droplets” he claimed originated with a Catholic saint.

“You put some droplets under your tongue every four hours, it is yielding miraculous results,” Maduro said. “The little miracle droplets go directly, so you can take them with faith. Your body comes out refined, it eliminates COVID-19 [Chinese coronavirus.”

“Venezuela is almost ready, we just need the results of the molecular investigations because we have an antiviral that is going to be a slam dunk against the coronavirus, made by Venezuelan minds, with Venezuelan wisdom and science,” Maduro added, claiming that the “miracle droplets” were in Phase Three clinical trials.

Elsewhere in the broadcast, Maduro applauded two new alleged treatments as “out of sight”: “rectal ozone therapy and intravenous ozone therapy.”

“We have a clinical study with more than 600 cases and we can say that we have a 96 percent rate of saving lives and recovery,” Maduro claimed.

Read more: https://www.breitbart.com/health/2020/10/15/maduro-debuts-venezuelas-coronavirus-cures-miracle-droplets-rectal-ozone-therapy/

Maduro’s 96% recovery rate, implying a 4% fatality rate, suggests his cures are not doing a lot to help patients.

Perhaps I am being unfair; the impressive “cure” rate might be a measure of the number of severely ill patients who suddenly feel well enough to discharge themselves from hospital, after they catch sight of the “ozone rectal” treatment machine.

The following is a short video of Maduro’s ozone therapy announcement;

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October 16, 2020 2:15 pm

The only known cure for the Maduro Disease is a bullet in the head…..Kimmy Jong has it too……the Iranian guy, Soleimani, had it but was cured.

BCBill
October 16, 2020 3:16 pm

Right up there with wearing masks made from old socks and washing your hands with super mystery virus killer solution from China. Whose laughing harder, us the Venezuelans or the snake oil venders. Have you had your daily Covid test? Hahaha haha, maniacal laughter fades.

Brian R
October 16, 2020 3:26 pm

Miracle drops? Oh blow it out your……

Ross
October 16, 2020 5:33 pm

is the ozone therapy only for out patients, asking for a friend

Bryan A
Reply to  Ross
October 16, 2020 9:04 pm

No it goes In Patients

High Treason
October 16, 2020 5:39 pm

Ozone, however would be useful in the air in nursing homes or hospitals at around .02ppm to reduce the size of the initial innoculation. Fatality is related to the size of the initial infection due to the cytokine storm. Masks just reinfect the COVID infected person, making their own illness much worse. Knocking out a large percentage of airborne viral particles would reduce the severity of the disease.

Maduro obviously has no idea about how ozone would work with COVID-4% death rate is on par with no treatment at all. Mind you, IV or rectal ozone does have its place for blood borne infection.
Socialism does rely on constant big lies repeated frequently, so rectal ozone as opposed to useful atmospheric ozone that helps at the other end is consistent.

Socialists should stick their ozone up their rectums (and everything else) since they believe the exact opposite of the truth and try to shove their lies down our throats.

thingadonta
October 16, 2020 6:32 pm

Well he isnt that good at his day job…..

October 17, 2020 5:05 am

I have a pretty good idea of how the idea for this “therapy” came into existence: Some guy came up with the idea of using ozone to cure covid, and when he presented the idea to his colleagues, they all told him to shove it up his $$.
And here we are.

October 17, 2020 8:56 am

On a serious note, here’s a very, very informative “tweetorial,” by an expert, which could be entitled, “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Coronavirus Vaccines (*but were afraid to ask)

Tweet #1:
https://twitter.com/florian_krammer/status/1310372301314101250

Tweet #138 (the last tweet):
https://twitter.com/florian_krammer/status/1310435247243304962

Whole thread, unrolled by ThreadReaderApp:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1310372301314101250.html
(Best format, if you block the ads, e.g., with uBlock Origin.)

Whole thread, unrolled by Rattibha:
https://rattibha.com/thread/1310372301314101250

Whole thread, unrolled by Threader:
https://threader.app/thread/1310372301314101250

I was amazed to learn that there are, at last count, 180 different Covid-19 vaccines under development. I’m not kidding.

On a related topic, it turns out that minks are perhaps even more vulnerable to this disease than humans. So perhaps minks should be used for animal testing of vaccines and other protective measures?
https://www.sltrib.com/news/nation-world/2020/10/05/thousands-minks-dead/

October 17, 2020 9:01 am

If a frail demented democrat wins the US presidency, AOC will be sure to pressure him to fund research and development of this “technology” that could only arise in a socialist utopia. If successful all school age children will be dose daily at school. Then one day when the human threat to the “natural world” becomes “unprecedented” some socialist bureaucratic might switch out the drops for kool-aide.

Joe Nobody
October 17, 2020 1:47 pm

People are already lining up in San Francisco outside the Venezuelan consulate for their free rectal ozone therapy consultations.

October 19, 2020 12:46 pm

Intravenous oxygen?

Well, there was Lysenko, whose idiot botanical ideas were forced by dictator Stalin.