Guest essay by Eric Worrall
Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.
Climate change and your birthday: Is it too hot for sex?
Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?
A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.
Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.
Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.
And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.
“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.
“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.
“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”
Read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-09/climate-change-and-your-sex-life/7311702
All I can say is, thank goodness for alcohol, swimming pools, ceiling fans and air conditioners. Otherwise we warm climate Aussie men would never get lucky.
20 years of marriage has the same effect.
Have we had any women claiming this is a misogynist insult by anti-diversity climateers yet?
I’ll read all the comments later — I hope no one else previously posted these lyrics
from my favorite composer, Cole Porter, from the play Kiss Me Kate, in 1948:
TOO DARN HOT
It’s too darn hot
It’s too darn hot
I’d like to sup with my baby tonight
and play the pup with my baby tonight
I’d like to sup with my baby tonight
and play the pup with my baby tonight
but I ain’t up to my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot
It’s too darn hot
It’s too darn hot
I’d like to stop for my baby tonight
and blow my top with my baby tonight
I’d like to stop with my baby tonight
and blow my top with my baby tonight
but I’d be a flop with my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot,
it’s too darn hot
it’s too darn hot
I’d like to fool with my baby tonight
break ev’ry rule with my baby tonight
I’d like to fool with my baby tonight
break ev’ry rule with my baby tonight
but pillow you’ll be my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot
it’s too darn hot
*BRIDGE*
According to the Kinsey report
ev’ry average man you know
much prefers to play his favorite sport
when the temperature is low
but when the thermometer goes way up
and the weather is sizzling hot
Mister Adam for his madam is not
cause it’s too too
it’s too darn hot, it’s too darn hot
It’s too too too too darn hot
I’d like to call on my baby tongiht
and give my all to my baby tonight
I’d like to call on my baby tongiht
and give my all to my baby tonight
but I can’t play ball with my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot
it’s too darn hot
I’d like to meet with my baby tonight
get off my feet with my baby tonight
I’d like to meet with my baby tonight
get off my feet with my baby tonight
but no repeat with my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot
it’s too darn hot
I’d like to coo with my baby tonight
and pitch some woo with my baby tonight
I’d like to coo with my baby tonight
and pitch some woo with my baby tonight
but sister you fight my baby tonight
cause it’s too darn hot
it’s too darn hot
According to the Kinsey report
ev’ry average man you know
much prefers to play his favorite sport
when the temperature is low
but when the thermometer goes way up
and the weather is sizzling hot
Mister GOB for his squab,
a marine for his queen
a G.I. for his cutie-pie is not
Cause it’s too too too darn hot
It’s too darn hot
It’s too darn hot
Not sex, but babies. Unfortunately, it’s already too late. Dreams of wealth, leisure, and pleasure, compounded by the debasing effects of pro-choice religion, incentives for government revenue, and building democratic leverage, have already inspired dodo dynasties in first-world nations.
It’s amazing anyone was ever born in the tropics, or New Orleans.
Another explanation is that while cuddling, things sometimes get interesting.
Now if only Russia was populated by nice politicians rather than he-devils….then all the sweaty women could migrate to Siberia in the summer to engage in multi-million-style orgies at the summer solstice at 60 – 65N…..
It is always wise to move on from an article when it reaches a point were the author writes: “A new study SUGGESTS…”
Move along folks, nothing to see, very little science here…
AH! But I must disagree! There is science here.
This article is about “chemistry”, exothermic at that!
Just turn the A/C down. That’s what I do in the summer when its time to get busy.
See “Kiss Me, Kate!” (“… It’s too durn hot!”)
Now wait a minute.
Wasn’t Man supposed to have come out of Africa?
Did Man leave because Mama said it was to hot?
Did Man leave because Mama was so hot?
Anthropologist need to consider these questions.
well, I guess abortion will be a moot point then.