Claim: Climate Change will Stop Women from Wanting Sex

The Embrace, by Dosso Dossi, 1490 - 1542
The Embrace, by Dosso Dossi, 1490 – 1542

Guest essay by Eric Worrall

Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.

Climate change and your birthday: Is it too hot for sex?

Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?

A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.

Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.

Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.

And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.

“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.

“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.

“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”

Read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-09/climate-change-and-your-sex-life/7311702

All I can say is, thank goodness for alcohol, swimming pools, ceiling fans and air conditioners. Otherwise we warm climate Aussie men would never get lucky.

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Alan Robertson
April 9, 2016 3:53 pm

Just don’t tell the ladies down on South Padre Island.
Some of them seem to have been oblivious to the study’s findings, up to this point.

Eddie
Reply to  Alan Robertson
April 10, 2016 12:50 am

People that believe in man made global warming are complete idiots. Antarctica has record sea ice. The Arctic has had record volcanic activity umm volcanos melt ice idiots.

Simon
Reply to  Eddie
April 10, 2016 12:42 pm

“Antarctica has record sea ice. ”
Umm … no it doesn’t. http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/antarctic.sea.ice.interactive.html
And if you are implying that the low Arctic sea ice is because of of volcanic activity, can I suggest you also have a look at the high temperatures the arctic has experienced this year. Try Nick Stokes page here.
http://www.moyhu.blogspot.co.nz/p/latest-ice-and-temperature-data.html#NCAR
I would have thought before you embarked on such simplistic childish name calling, you would have checked you were in fact right?

Reply to  Simon
April 23, 2016 4:48 am

Antarctic ice is in a long term, rising trend:comment image
You lose again, Simple Simon.

Reply to  Eddie
April 10, 2016 1:27 pm
benofhouston
Reply to  Eddie
April 10, 2016 2:10 pm

Eddie, the Arctic is mostly due to wind patterns, not volcanism
Simon, it isn’t continuously growing in an unstoppable range. However, the Antarctic sea ice is clearly higher than normal.
Finally, Eddie. The world has clearly warmed since the 1900s. How much is up for debate. It is the panic and unwarranted extrapolation that is the problem.

Simon
Reply to  Eddie
April 10, 2016 3:59 pm

Harold Vanner
Keep up, that article was written in 2014. As of today it is above average for sure but not at a record. The arctic on the other hand is at a record low and it is no surprise with the winter temps they have been having.

Tsk Tsk
Reply to  Eddie
April 10, 2016 4:35 pm

Simon, 3 of the last 4 years have had the highest recorded sea ice extent in the Antarctic. What was that you were saying about facts?

Simon
Reply to  Eddie
April 10, 2016 6:03 pm

“Simon, 3 of the last 4 years have had the highest recorded sea ice extent in the Antarctic. What was that you were saying about facts?”
And so what is your point? That it is now? Because it isn’t and that was the point that Eddie (“Antarctica has record sea ice”)was making before he(of all people )accused others of being idiots.

Reply to  Eddie
April 11, 2016 9:29 am

We skeptics must never call believers “complete idiots”.
They’ll say that about us, of course, but that’s how leftists “debate”.
There is global warming or global cooling all the time near the surface of our planet.
Every day, to be precise!
And longer term trends too.
Cities and towns are much warmer than surrounding countrysides — any thermometers affected by economic growth nearby is likely to record “man made” warming.
Dark soot from burning coal constantly dumped on the snow and ice around the North Pole could lead to the surface absorbing more solar energy (albedo change) = local warming
Global warming is not something you “believe in”.
It is something that can be roughly measured or estimated and is happening roughly 50% of the time.
Claiming that humans are mainly or entirely responsible for warming in recent decades IS something you believe in, since there is no scientific proof of that claim.
Claiming man made warming will cause a climate catastrophe in the future … does make the believer an idiot on the subject of climate change, since there is no known example of runaway greenhouse warming in Earth’s history, with CO2 levels up to 10x to 20x higher than today, according to geologists and other scientists.
Of course just because someone is an idiot on the subject of climate change does not mean they are an idiot on all subjects (i.e.; complete idiot).
In fact, most people are idiots on at least one subject, often many.
Einstein had trouble balancing his checkbook.
So, in the future, to be precise,
please call climate change cult members: “climate change idiots”,
not “complete idiots”.

Simon
Reply to  Eddie
April 11, 2016 12:13 pm

Richard Greene
“They’ll say that about us, of course, but that’s how leftists “debate”.”
I stopped reading when you (like so many here) tried to make the issue political. For the record I am not left or right. Stick to the science if you want to be taken seriously.

Reply to  Eddie
April 15, 2016 11:30 am

One minute of GOOGLe searching refutes Simon’s misleading claim in his post below:
Antarctica sea ice extent set a record May 2015, and set many records in 2014, after claimed global warming since 1975 … and the warmunist claim that the poles would have the most warming:
http://www.reportingclimatescience.com/news-stories/article/antarctic-sea-ice-sets-new-high-in-may.html

Reply to  Eddie
April 15, 2016 11:44 am

Once again, and for the umpteenth time: the original scare was that polar ice would disappear due to global warming.
But when it became clear that the Antarctic (which contains 10X the volume of Arctic ice) was increasing its ice cover, the alarmist crrowd simply ignored the Antarctic. Now they focus only on the Arctic.
Global ice continues to fluctuate above and below its long term average. There is no declining trend. The alarmist crowd’s “Arctic ice” scare was wrong:
http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/global.daily.ice.area.withtrend.jpg

nono
Reply to  Alan Robertson
April 10, 2016 5:55 am

Being a Democrat makes women hate men and want to stop having heterosexual sex.

Reply to  nono
April 11, 2016 1:44 pm

Response to Simon, in his above comment:
This issue of CAGW is 99% politics and 1% science, in my opinion.
If you ignore the politics, which is the most logical explanation I have for the scaremongering, and bad science … then you need another explanation for the bad science — do you have one?
Predicting the future is not science.
Confuser models of a process not understood (climate change) are not science — they are computer games.
The climate modelers are computer gamers.
Their forecasts are climate astrology.
They will predict whatever the government paying them wants to be predicted.
If you don’t understand the huge political influence on CAGW “science”, then I’m afraid you don’t understand very much about CAGW at all.
The “science” of climate change is in its infant stage — no one knows what causes climate change and no one knows what the future climate will be … except that it will vary.
We do know, with good confidence, that CO2 is not the”climate controller”.
I’m not sure if YOU know that, but reading this website will help straighten you out !
To pretend there is no relationship between left-wing politics and the coming climate change catastrophe cult … is to be blind to the obvious.
The climate in 2015 was the best it has been for humans and plants in at least 500 years — and possibly in thousands of years.
You may not realize that fact, but then you don’t even accept the influence of left-wing politics on the climate change cult and 50 years of environmental scaremongering, starting with DDT in the 1960s — and apparently never ending!
Every environmental catastrophe prediction in 50 years has been wrong.

Reply to  Richard Greene
April 23, 2016 4:44 am

Game, set, and match goes to Richard Greene.
You lose, Simon.

Simon
Reply to  nono
April 11, 2016 6:34 pm

Richard Greene
Seriously??? Take the tin foil hat off and let the light in. I can’t remember a post that had so many words that said so little. I mean that honestly. If you are so bent on twisting the reality of the situation, then good luck to you.

Reply to  nono
April 15, 2016 11:48 am

Richard Greene,
I note that Simon’s response to your comment was 100% bluster, with zero facts.
Simon, when bluster like that is your best argument, you’ve lost the argument.

Reply to  Alan Robertson
April 12, 2016 1:36 pm

Climate Change? It thought that was caused by headaches!

Reply to  Ray Brown
April 15, 2016 11:24 am

Reply to Simon:
Like most leftists, you think character attacks are “debate”.
How sad you choose to exhibit no knowledge of climate change in your comments.
You have the opportunity to take any sentence I write concerning the climate and refute it.
But you don’t try.
I suppose because you can’t?
Your “brilliant” argument is to accuse me of wearing a “tin hat”.
Do you think that statement makes you appear intelligent ?

Stu
April 9, 2016 3:57 pm

Check the following link:
http://www.livescience.com/32728-baby-month-is-almost-here-.html
There doesn’t appear to be enough difference between the months to quibble about. August has 9% of the births which implies a November conception. February had the least with 7%, and a May conception. May here in Colorado is a pleasant month.
My observation has been that marriage makes a woman stop wanting to have sex!

Pamela Gray
Reply to  Stu
April 9, 2016 4:32 pm

Or it makes men less prone to want to put effort into good sex.

Stu
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 4:53 pm

You may very well be correct. I have always found the most powerful form of birth control that exists is my personality!

Tom in Florida
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 4:58 pm

Especially when the woman gets fat, wrinkly and stops caring how she looks.

TG
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 5:33 pm

Hot places in the world produce a lot of babies -Africa – middle east to name a few, does that mean it’s really cooler than the warmist predict.
PS. I ve spent a lot of time in hot climates and NEVER felt like not bothering – you know what I mean!!!

stan stendera
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 7:43 pm

+1000 and I’m male!

It's always all about them
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 10:37 pm

I think the extra 50 pounds she starts wearing has a definite impact. My God, why would any man marry an [snip. Please, that’s over the top.] female or, for that matter, most western womyn? Flat asses, selfish, pathological personalities, always greedy, grasping, dishonest and manipulative.

Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 10, 2016 5:15 am

No. Next?

NotEvenClose
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 10, 2016 6:20 am

What we want to encourage here is for more women to get “prone”. The problem’s not with the men.

JohnWho
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 10, 2016 7:58 am

Yeah, I guess it is a good thing we men don’t get that way.
Oh, wait … never mind.

expat
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 10, 2016 1:09 pm

My Australian GF complains bitterly when the temps drop below 30C. Course she’s middle aged so always ready to fool around. Why oh why aren’t they like that @20?

Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 11, 2016 9:31 am

Or maybe more effort.
Just not with the wife !

SMC
Reply to  Stu
April 9, 2016 4:34 pm

It’s not marriage per se that makes a woman stop having sex. It’s the wedding cake that destroys 90% of the female sex drive.

Analitik
Reply to  SMC
April 10, 2016 10:49 pm

I’ve read that marriage is the sure fire cure for nymphomania

Rob Dawg
Reply to  Stu
April 9, 2016 5:55 pm

> “August has 9% of the births which implies a November conception. February had the least with 7%, and a May conception. ”
Aug 31 days. 8.5% of the days in a year.
Feb 28.25 days. 7.7% of the days in a year.
Seasonality rounding error.

Jon
Reply to  Rob Dawg
April 9, 2016 6:13 pm

Good point. Maybe it’s a Mann-made error? Is this a new statistical entity? Will Mikey have a statistical error named after him? Surely he deserves a category all to himself, since no competent statistician would want to share it with him.

Everett Walker
Reply to  Stu
April 9, 2016 8:13 pm

Wedding Cake kills the impulse.

Alpha
Reply to  Stu
April 9, 2016 9:01 pm

It is a well known fact that the one food known with certainty to permanently suppress the female sex drive is wedding cake

Reply to  Alpha
April 9, 2016 10:55 pm

You know….you say that Alpha (and several others here have too) but I’ll bet a lot of money that your wife, like most of the married women I know….still freaking LOVES cake. I’ll bet she sees a good piece of cake in a bakery window or on a restaurant dessert tray and gets very excited. I’ll bet her mouth waters and she grins with anticipation. She might tease the idea of having some…or not….but most likely she secretly wants to ask for a piece to go in a take home box if she’s too full from dinner. She acts like a good girl in public, but deep inside…she knows she’s a very bad girl. She might even think about it in the car all the way home….or get up late in the night just to get some.
Alpha, I see all sorts of women eating and enjoying wedding cake before they are married, and when they get married, and all kinds of cake after they get married. If you’ve experienced less sex after getting married that you were getting previously, it’s pretty silly to blame that on sweet, delicious, dependable, non-judgemental, always makes you feel good, enticing, and appetizing….cake. I’m sure it HAS to be something else. 🙂

Alfred P Neuman
Reply to  Alpha
April 10, 2016 4:17 am

That’s great! And so true

fxstc
Reply to  Alpha
April 10, 2016 4:41 am

Hey Aphan, you missed the sarcasm in alpha’s reply. What he means is women have a lot of sex before they get married to lure a man into marriage. Once married the faucet is shut off and the husband is left [pruned]. Forgive me if you were being sarcastic in your reply. I mistook it for nievety.

Reply to  Alpha
April 10, 2016 5:10 pm

Nobody gives cheese to a mouse they have already caught…..

Reply to  Alpha
April 10, 2016 6:50 pm

Fxstc,
Oh I caught his sarcasm just fine thanks. My point was that he MAY have it wrong. It might be that “wedding cake” kills a man’s ability to be romantic, attentive, work a little to get that woman into his bed. I was hinting that some men should try being more like “cake” and less like pouting dogs…
I realize this thread was all in good fun, but as a woman, I resent the insinuation that women are some kind of predatory creatures that “lure” men into marriage as much as the insinuation that men are stupid, gullible apes that CAN or MUST be “lured” in the first place.
As someone who considers sexual intimacy to be profound, amazing, and wildly fun, I refused to engage in it with any old “ape” that came along. This resulted in numerous marriage proposals from men who wanted to take me to “bed” badly enough that they all seemed to believe that wedding cake was the best aphrodisiac on the planet. Once married, that’s when the fun could begin!
Based on the replies here, the majority of men in this thread either A-have terrible taste in women, and picked real losers to be their life partners,
B-were so naive or oblivious that they were “lured” into marriage by evil, bipolar hags with incredible acting skills prior to the ceremony
or C- are too lazy or dull to continue to excite their women for long and so must resort to sexist, lame, and demeaning humor about the opposite sex as a means to salvage some sort of male ego.
It makes me sad. Both for you AND the women in your life. Maybe you should all talk to Jeff Mitchell who stated he’s still on his honeymoon. I’d bet his wife treats him the way she does because of how he treats her! My husband and I have spent 18 years “getting sweaty”. In fact, it gets better and more adventurous all the time, and HE told me to say that!

Reply to  Aphan
April 10, 2016 6:55 pm

For a bit of non-snark, Aphan, I envy you. There is however all too much bad sex out there, rather too little of which I have experienced. Even bad sex is rather good.

321auto
Reply to  Stu
April 9, 2016 10:02 pm

Marriage is for men who are tired of having sex.

Reply to  Stu
April 10, 2016 4:50 am

reminds me of the old joke: How do you get a Catholic girl to stop having sex? You marry her. HA HA HA.

WayneJ
Reply to  Stu
April 10, 2016 5:55 am

I have always heard it was wedding cake that capped the sex drive. I know I can attest to that.

Jeff Mitchell
Reply to  Stu
April 10, 2016 9:47 am

My observation is the opposite. My wife and I are still honeymooning after 40 years. Everyone is different and the mileage varies accordingly.
As far as this post goes, it might be fun to see what birth rates or sexual activity are by latitude. I really doubt that a couple of degrees of warming will change much. And after 18 years of no warming, I’m a bit puzzled why they think global temperature will rise, when they still haven’t figured out why it has plateaued. It smacks of grasping at straws to get people’s attention.

Warren in New Zealand
April 9, 2016 3:59 pm

Which seems to imply that the Solomon Islands, average temp 27*C, have lost all the population due to lack of sex? I didn’t notice that when I was living there.

Michael Jankowski
Reply to  Warren in New Zealand
April 9, 2016 6:31 pm

Not to mention all of Africa..

Jay Hope
Reply to  Michael Jankowski
April 10, 2016 7:19 am

Might not be a bad idea if there were fewer sprogs in the World. Sadly, it’s not likely to happen. This crap about the warm weather putting people off is a load of warmist nonsense.And you’re right, Bruce, according to warmist ideology, lower birthrates is good. They’re obviously confused too.

Reply to  Michael Jankowski
April 10, 2016 7:55 am

If this is true, Canada, with 11 months of winter and July, should have about 20 kids per family!

RoHa
Reply to  Michael Jankowski
April 10, 2016 3:34 pm

Hot, sweaty, India, hot, sweaty Indonesia, hot, sweaty, Brazil, and quite a few other places are almost totally unpopulated because no-one in those countries feels like having a shag.

Bruce Cobb
April 9, 2016 4:02 pm

But, I thought that according to Warmunist ideology, lower birth rates, especially in the evil Western countries was a good thing. I’m so confused!

David A
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
April 9, 2016 6:00 pm

Exactly, but them alarmist are tricky. They think the very idea of intimating CAGW will cause less sex will make men more likely to be for their liberal green dreams.

Paul Westhaver
April 9, 2016 4:06 pm

Wine. Thank-you God. For wine.

Tom in Florida
Reply to  Paul Westhaver
April 9, 2016 6:08 pm

And diamonds. Sorry, that was politically incorrect as diamonds are made of evil carbon.

Reply to  Tom in Florida
April 9, 2016 7:59 pm

Diamonds are a girls best friend…….and helps a guy get lucky.

noaaprogrammer
Reply to  Paul Westhaver
April 9, 2016 6:22 pm

Candy’s Dandy,
Liquor’s Quicker,
Pot is Not.

Reply to  noaaprogrammer
April 9, 2016 9:43 pm

Candy is dandy,
And Lacy is too
But Betty hates sweaty
And wont sleep with you.
😛

Richard
Reply to  noaaprogrammer
April 10, 2016 2:02 am

Diamonds are NOT a girl’s best friend; distance is!

Tom in Florida
Reply to  noaaprogrammer
April 10, 2016 5:39 am

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very, very good,
And when she was bad she was even better.

stan stendera
Reply to  Paul Westhaver
April 9, 2016 7:45 pm

+1,000,000,000

Brian
April 9, 2016 4:06 pm

Hmm … they must have talked to my wife.

Reply to  Brian
April 9, 2016 6:15 pm

There you go! I knew this story was just bait to get the good one-liners someone is going to use!

Tommy
Reply to  Brian
April 9, 2016 8:44 pm

or mine 🙂

PaulH
April 9, 2016 4:11 pm

I’ve been able to accomplish that by just being in the same room.

Firey
April 9, 2016 4:13 pm

It has been known as the “too” disease for a long time now. Not to-night, too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry and I have got a headache, what new?

April 9, 2016 4:19 pm

This is likely to be the worst outbreak of snark since the post on feminist glaciology. Sorry, ladies:-)

Pamela Gray
Reply to  Tom Halla
April 9, 2016 4:34 pm

I was totally serious.

BFL
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 4:39 pm

Just have to learn to train them (be verbal) OR try training videos (internet). But then that could be outside comfort zone and then again some men, just like old dogs, untrainable.

Bob
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 4:53 pm

Since we’re being serious, no one cares what women want anymore. Seriously.

mrmethane
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 6:35 pm

So the idea that guile and finesse can replace sheer energy is a myth? I’m doomed!

Jon
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 9, 2016 10:52 pm

And you’re right Pamela. It makes a lot of sense for both parties to invest in A/C. Although there are some invigorating things you can do with ice cubes. If the Warmists have their way electricity will be too expensive to use for making ice cubes so there goes sex anyway ;(

Bob
Reply to  Tom Halla
April 9, 2016 4:52 pm

Yes, the queens of snark are out already!

Dave
April 9, 2016 4:19 pm

Just throw anything up on the wall to see what sticks… what are we on now, the 7th name variation of the latest power-grab? Climate hurtfeelings?

Reply to  Dave
April 9, 2016 5:32 pm

The incidence of hurt feelings are really going up. This is due to climate change.

Rosa
April 9, 2016 4:19 pm

Intelligent women have long noticed that male man-made global warming fanatics are horrible performers in bed. That’s why they won’t have sex with them anymore. No more complicated than that.

Kookster
Reply to  Rosa
April 10, 2016 2:33 am

Which is fine, as most male metro-sexual AGW fanatics prefer “being in touch with themselves” anyway. At least, that’s what their women tell me…

JLC of Perth
Reply to  Rosa
April 10, 2016 6:31 am

Quite so.

Greg
April 9, 2016 4:20 pm

So why are all the immigrants and refugees coming from the equatorial regions?

BFL
Reply to  Greg
April 9, 2016 4:40 pm

Obviously to reproduce in the cooler climes and then take over by inverse population control.

Tracy
Reply to  Greg
April 9, 2016 7:25 pm

Because you vote to let them…duh? Same as the libs here in the U.S. You get what you freakin’ vote for…based on lies! And y’all call us Americans stupid…DUH!!!!! I’m so impressed!

TA
Reply to  Greg
April 9, 2016 8:00 pm

For the handouts and the money.

April 9, 2016 4:22 pm

Oh my word…the stupid! it burns!!
1) the premise of the article is stupid…when it’s warm people are outside more, exerting themselves more in activities, vacations, yard work etc and tired people don’t have as much sex. People traveling with their kids have less sex. But people who are hot usually wear a lot less clothing, and are more willing to take off what they are wearing…..ya know?
2) when people get cold, cant go outside, and there’s nothing to do…they snuggle under blankets and have sex! But as any idiot knows, two, naked bodies trapped under one blanket = hot and sweaty!!! So the logic of the entire article is idiotic. The numbers are probably correct but they can in no way indicate what people prefer or do not like about their sexual encounters. Please
And Eric, I suggest….nay….demand… that you change the title of this post…NOWHERE in the article does it lay the blame on WOMEN specifically. It says-
“A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty. ”
“One reason he gave was that human beings did not want to exert themselves physically in hot weather, due to possible discomfort.”
If you ever want to “get lucky” again, I highly suggest you refrain from blaming “women” for something that even the experts were smart enough not to. I’m guessing that there are plenty of studies showing that sexist men get less sex than non sexist men. 🙂

stan stendera
Reply to  Aphan
April 9, 2016 7:49 pm

Hay, quit being serious, you will spoil the riff. My woman person is reading over my shoulder.

cimmerian77
April 9, 2016 4:22 pm

Interesting, LOL! There’d still inbreds with IQs of cotton balls that think there’s such a thing as global warming

RLABruce
April 9, 2016 4:22 pm

Climate change ruins everything! For instance, I got a bleach stain when I washed my new jeans, all due to climate change.

TG
Reply to  RLABruce
April 9, 2016 5:44 pm

Hey that happened to me too, now I know the reason I’ll wear them proudly at the next oil pipeline protest!

April 9, 2016 4:26 pm

Since this is on the DRUDGE Report, new readers may have missed the list of things caused by global warming:
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm
By now, anyone who still believes in the “carbon” hoax is an incurable eco-robot.

Reply to  dbstealey
April 9, 2016 7:36 pm

Thanks for this post…will use it in the future

Paul Westhaver
April 9, 2016 4:27 pm

The image is of a Doss Dossi, Giovanni di Niccolo Luteri, “the Embrace” 1526 ish.

noaaprogrammer
Reply to  Paul Westhaver
April 9, 2016 6:28 pm

Why do the couple have such pained expressions? Must have been a warm day.

NotEvenClose
Reply to  noaaprogrammer
April 10, 2016 6:28 am

“Why DOES the couple……” Not “why DO”. It’s just ONE couple, right. Not several couples. See how that works? One couple DOES (something) – not a couple DO something.

Latitude
April 9, 2016 4:27 pm

…that explains why there’s no one living in Nigeria

Hugs
Reply to  Latitude
April 10, 2016 4:20 am

Icelandic people, they’re like rabbits!
No, I think the whole story should be inverted. Androgenic global heating activates sexual desire and causes a feedback loop through population explosion in the Arctic, which already reproduces faster than any other part in the world. It is the canary in the coalmine of reproduction. The ice melts, and we got to ask why!

Mike Sanders
April 9, 2016 4:27 pm

Well climate change must have always been here then.

Jay Hope
Reply to  Mike Sanders
April 10, 2016 8:58 am

Wonder how they managed it during the Medieval Warm Period?? Must have been tough! Oh, I forgot. According to expert climate scientists, there was no MWP. That explains it.

April 9, 2016 4:28 pm

AGAIN….all you adorable sexy scientific hunks you…the article did NOT specify a gender, and it takes BOTH to make a baby….so you might not want to jump on the “women don’t like” bandwagon that Eric created all on his own. This is one of those perfect times to point fingers at another guy and pretend you are much more enlightened and evolved than he is. (If you don’t then it just makes all the stuff your wives do that much more justifiable…if you get my drift. )
*hands on hips, tapping foot, giving you “the look” while shaking her head back and forth with pity*

Reply to  Aphan
April 9, 2016 5:08 pm

Must be why we have such an explosion in the population of Alaska

David A
Reply to  Aphan
April 9, 2016 6:05 pm

Aphan, the article did not need to imply what most human beings know.

Reply to  Aphan
April 9, 2016 6:17 pm

It’s more believable if it was the case of women not wanting to have sex, because the idea of men not wanting sex is laughable. 😀

Jon
Reply to  Sparks
April 9, 2016 10:56 pm

A good joke but, since the invention of reliable birth control, starting to become out of date.

H.R.
Reply to  Aphan
April 9, 2016 6:41 pm

Aphan,
This is one of those threads where, for the men, “no comment” is probably the best comment.
(Now, how do I activate the [Post Comment] button when I have no comment? One of life’s mysteries.)

db
Reply to  Aphan
April 10, 2016 4:41 am

It most certainly did: “Women don’t like to sweat while having sex” – try reading comprehension classes!

Notanist
April 9, 2016 4:29 pm

Now I understand why most of the top sex tourism countries are in the tropics. Couples head to warm waters, balmy breezes, and palm trees, hubby and wife take a barefoot walk along the beach in the evening and she looks into his eyes and says, “Yuck it’s so hot out here! And Eww, I’m all sweaty, I’m going to stay in the hotel room in the A.C. for the rest of the week, wake me up when va-cay is over and we can go home.” That’s the theory, is it? So then the guys’ eyes start straying or something? Makes perfect sense to me… :-/

Jack
April 9, 2016 4:30 pm

Marriage and kids also seem to reduce a woman’s desire for sex…

April 9, 2016 4:31 pm

Good satire piece!

Dog
April 9, 2016 4:36 pm

Birth rates have nothing to do with climate and everything to do with quality of life. The most impoverish nations have the highest birth rates while those with much higher standards of living have lower.

Steve Fraser
Reply to  Dog
April 9, 2016 5:00 pm

Paying for kid’s college has an effect, too.

DonM
Reply to  Steve Fraser
April 9, 2016 7:15 pm

Well then, a vote for bernie is then a vote for more sex.

Tom in Florida
Reply to  Steve Fraser
April 10, 2016 5:41 am

Yeah but it will be all of us who get screwed.

April 9, 2016 4:47 pm

Great I guess they be no m

Atilla Thehun
April 9, 2016 4:47 pm

From the shallow end of the gene pool

Bill
April 9, 2016 4:48 pm

If she’s cold. Keep her

Reply to  Bill
April 9, 2016 11:51 pm

@ bill, +many, ( thankfully my partner always complains about being cold!!!!) (even after 42 years!).

April 9, 2016 4:55 pm

Please put this on Saturday Night Live. I know Rush will have fun with it, but you should be sharing this as much as possible to give America a good laugh.

ossqss
April 9, 2016 5:01 pm

I suspect that if any of the spouces read what is posted above, there is an almost certain chance of an anthropogenically induced extended drought, of a different kind, soon …… No BS

Reply to  ossqss
April 10, 2016 6:11 am

As if wandering in the desert could make a drought worse.

u.k(us)
April 9, 2016 5:03 pm

Umm…, but…., ya know…., best I say nothing…. (yep that’s the one).

April 9, 2016 5:06 pm

so Climate Change = Wedding Cake

Bobby
April 9, 2016 5:07 pm

What an idiot

Groucho
April 9, 2016 5:10 pm

The War on Language continues; so now we’re equating the terms climate and monthly?

The Hof
April 9, 2016 5:12 pm

Climate change makes liberals eat their own boogers

rascal69
April 9, 2016 5:15 pm

I think they are 180 degrees from the truth. The best sex I ever had was in the tropics in hot, steaming nights. Higher temps will accelerate the sex!

Tom in Florida
Reply to  rascal69
April 9, 2016 6:05 pm

Yeah but how much did you pay?

noaaprogrammer
Reply to  rascal69
April 9, 2016 6:33 pm

The pheromones associated with sweat can also accelerate the sex.

Charles
April 9, 2016 5:15 pm

Instead of telling the climate change cult that they are full of shit let’s just start beating the crap out of them every time they come up with garbage like this

April 9, 2016 5:17 pm

Two thoughts: Has Africa suffered a drop in births? (assuming Africans have sex to get pregnant; I assume they do). Also, I was under the impression that lots and lots of dead white people was the goal for the global elites? So…killing the birth rate is the right thing to do with whites?

Steven Dietrich
April 9, 2016 5:17 pm

Gotta admit, that Globull Warming is the one stop shop for all that ails everything. There’s NOTHING it can’t do!!

April 9, 2016 5:19 pm

Utter bunk…
They don’t call them frigid for nothing.

April 9, 2016 5:23 pm

I guess nobody was born before air conditioning? The Egyptians of 3000 BC must’ve been impregnated by their gods or aliens. Journalism is devoid of intelligence. Melenialials are destroying the world, oh and African slavery amongst themselves and a 7th century in holy man.

dukesilver
Reply to  Cjcjyeah
April 10, 2016 2:14 pm

I’ve tested this theory from Reykjavík to Buenos Aires and have found women to be universally red-hot blooded at every latitude. And, marriage hasn’t cooled mine down.
Stop blaming the weather.

TobiasN
April 9, 2016 5:24 pm

It won’t be because of the controlling, self-righteous emasculated males, or being taken on a dates in tiny cars to restaurants that serve an insects/vegan cuisine. No. it wont be any of that. … It will be because temperature is a fraction of a degree hotter.

April 9, 2016 5:29 pm

Just get married and count the months before sex becomes only a dictionary word. It’s a fun game…

Reply to  James Atkinson
April 10, 2016 6:03 am

The phrase “I do” for women should be clarified to ” I don’t”. Without exception, for all of the guys I know, it wasn’t months when sex stopped, it was the day of marriage. It was a fairly common joke to ruin a good sex life by getting married. I thought they were joking when I got married, they weren’t.

Bruce Cobb
April 9, 2016 5:31 pm

Wait! I know! “Climate change” will cause more arguments between spouses and partners, and more nights apart, thus less sex. But wait, then there’s “makeup sex”.
More research is needed.

stan stendera
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
April 9, 2016 7:57 pm

I’m ready to do research.

601nan
April 9, 2016 5:42 pm

Here is brother Jimi’s message to that. Ha ha \/ 🙂

April 9, 2016 5:42 pm

Those Arabian women are not aware of this. Please do not tell them as I am returning to that hot, hot place.

Terry Lee
April 9, 2016 5:42 pm

I am sorry, but if this is the way they are going to try to convince me about climate change, then I really will understand that this is truly a fraud, nothing serious here, move on.

April 9, 2016 5:44 pm

This article is hilarious! I live on an island in the Pacific Ocean and it’s very hot here. Still enjoy sex and often.

April 9, 2016 5:49 pm

I thought getting “hot and sweaty” was what it was all about. Works for me!

Higgy
April 9, 2016 5:50 pm

More BS. Stop peddling this freaking garbage.

commieBob
April 9, 2016 5:50 pm

I recalled that there was a population boom nine months after the New York power blackout of 1965.

Despite initial reports of New York City hospitals’ seeing a dramatic increase in the number of births nine months after the 1965 blackout, later analyses showed the birth rate during that period to be well within the norm. link

Notwithstanding the above, such stories persist.
I would take all such stories cum grano salis unless they are backed up with properly analyzed data rather than just anecdotal reports.

noaaprogrammer
Reply to  commieBob
April 9, 2016 6:36 pm

Is there a Latin-English pun in there somewhere?!

commieBob
Reply to  noaaprogrammer
April 9, 2016 7:25 pm

‘Cum grano salis’ means ‘with a grain of salt’. It comes from an era when people would make up mock latin sayings. My favorite is “Noli Permiteri Illegitimi Cordarundi“. Words to live by. 🙂

OldUnixHead
Reply to  noaaprogrammer
April 9, 2016 7:57 pm

I always heard that as “Illegitimi non Carborundum” 😉

stan stendera
Reply to  commieBob
April 9, 2016 7:59 pm

I like the “Cum” part.

noaaprogrammer
Reply to  stan stendera
April 11, 2016 10:10 pm

That’s the Latin-English pun (in this context) I was referring to.

Med
April 9, 2016 5:55 pm

This is good. We need more global warming in those parts of the world with enough people already.

601nan
April 9, 2016 5:58 pm

If I understand the premiss then Spitsbergen should have a higher, as in Astronomical magnitude, birth rate than equatorial Africa.
Now, is that the case or What? As in What The Phuck. Just another white boy “wet” dream.
Ha ha

RH
April 9, 2016 6:06 pm

I’d wager that the scientists who came up with this study never had girlfriends.

Hoser
April 9, 2016 6:06 pm

What women would want to have sex with the He-Men winners (if they win) of the climate battle? For example,
Al Gore (Deep Throat)
https://youtu.be/IOYNDw60T1Y
Michael Mann (You can hold my hockey stick, baby)
https://youtu.be/34toAvWlEPA
Prince Charles (Oh my Cod piece)
https://youtu.be/IWeiLg-KW9o
Those will be your alpha males. Yes, the survival of the human race may be threatened.

James Strawn
April 9, 2016 6:07 pm

This explains why India is depopulated.

Doubleducks
April 9, 2016 6:10 pm

How to pad your resume: Submit an article titled “How Global Warming Will Destroy …..” Fill in with anything you like. It will get published.

John C
April 9, 2016 6:10 pm

What insane nonsense. Take your wife or girlfriend to a tropical island and you’ll have more sex than you can handle, this is just a bogus story to push the myth of global warming.

Tom in Florida
Reply to  John C
April 9, 2016 7:49 pm

Yeah but you’d better hope your wife or girlfriend don’t find out.

Dr Venture
April 9, 2016 6:18 pm

Well, then the human population will decline and the earth will cool and the then the girls will heat back up.

emsnews
Reply to  Dr Venture
April 9, 2016 6:27 pm

Women in Iceland have the most fun in bed, right? And Florida chicks are frigid.

Hugs
Reply to  emsnews
April 10, 2016 4:24 am

Don’t you dare complain on girls in Reykjavik.

RoHa
Reply to  emsnews
April 10, 2016 3:39 pm

Complain about.

DonM
Reply to  Dr Venture
April 9, 2016 7:21 pm

another negative feedback that is ignored outright.

emsnews
April 9, 2016 6:26 pm

So, the Cat on the Hot Tin Roof doesn’t want any sex? HAHAHA.

emsnews
April 9, 2016 6:26 pm

Out, d@mn spot! And take the cat with you, too.

April 9, 2016 6:29 pm

That’s funny. Air conditioning? Can you have less sex than zero?

Tom
April 9, 2016 6:30 pm

Oops, the Headline was incorrect….It shoud have read
Climate Change Believers Stop Women from Wanting Sex. Now thats believble.

April 9, 2016 6:30 pm

You know when the brain dead, climate change/earth warming/the sky is falling freaks start trying to scare us with a sexless existence caused by climate change that they are soooooo very desperate to rescue their irrational, climate change/earth warming/the sky is falling myth that the next thing they try to scare us with will be that oxygen is a green house gas because it allows things to burn easier and produce dangerous carbon monoxide..
GMABAHs

stan stendera
Reply to  Ronald Lee Burcham (@ronb28135)
April 10, 2016 5:26 pm

+100,000

Moron
April 9, 2016 6:33 pm

Wow, climate change, more power than pussy.😂

Reply to  Moron
April 9, 2016 7:34 pm

Ronflmao……alone

Michael Jankowski
April 9, 2016 6:35 pm

The irony is that climate change is supposed to lead to more women selling themselves for sex.

Dave
April 9, 2016 6:41 pm

Must have swerved into the Onion by mistake.

maroon
April 9, 2016 6:43 pm

So instead of having a headache, your wife will claim she is too warm. Man, these alarmists… really like to make stuff up.

April 9, 2016 6:46 pm

GASEOUS AL GORE, DOOMSDAY CULT CHAIRMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE
The planet has been “cooling” for at least the past 18 years, or so — the recent cook-the-books massage job by NOAA notwithstanding. And the so-called “experts” have never “once” demonstrated, recorded, or proven human causation for “any” global warming — it’s all been projections based on computer models subject to bad historical data, divergent / incompatible or inconsistent instrumentation, exaggeration and the-sky-is-falling alarmism, and manipulation-for-profit — for taxpayer-paid government grants, carbon-credits schemes, and studies required by environmentalist wacko government regulations.
The anthropogenic [“man-made”] global warming religion has proven very profitable for those who own the religion and who drag around by the rings in their noses the useful idiots, airheads, and drooling, googley-eyed, bobble-headed sycophants who have an intense itch to be followers, “a part of a cause bigger than themselves” — who project an arrogant condescension onto those ignorant, unwashed dissidents who, unlike themselves, remain…. unbrainwashed.
Contemplate Gaseous Al Gore — that lying fascist sack of shit and doomsday cult Chairman Of The Apocalypse — who sold his failed global-warming alarmist TV station to Al Jazeera — a propaganda arm of some murderous oil dictatorship, somewhere out there in Kaboomistan.
Now, didn’t Al Gore buy a 6,500 square-foot, $9 million, very-high carbon-footprint mansion in Montecito — “only” 480 feet above sea level where it is sure to be inundated by the HUGELY TOWERING WAVES of polar ice cap melt celebrated in scare-em-silly fictional environmentalist quack movies — if his bullshirt theory of man-made global warming actually proves true to reality? And this is in addition to his 10,000 square-foot mansion in Tennessee, another huge carbon footprint! And hasn’t OhBummer already bought the ocean-front Magnum-PI property in Hawaii? His bloody “rising seas” ought to swamp and drown him — else he is a lying hypocrite.
I have no problem with people becoming fabulously rich in the capitalist system, but the stink of hypocrisy of Gaseous Al Gore — that lying fascist skunk — is annoying. He must be laughing up his sleeve at all the idiots who have enriched him through his scam, his hoax, his fraudulent religion — man-made global warming.
So desperate now are the profiteers of his nutty religion that they are resorting once again to Hollyweird for scary big-screen movies and TV shows to carry their lunatic propaganda.
They turn scientific method on its head, demanding that skeptics prove “that there is not” any man-made global warming, but no one is obliged to prove any such thing — for the same reason that we are not obliged to prove that the moon “is not” made of green cheese.
It tells me something useful about opposing the OhBummer dictatorship when my reference to the moon and the green cheese in the past year was hijacked for an OhBummer speech. Possibly his speech was written by Biden The Magnificent, that lobotomized serial plagiarist who serves as OhBummer’s principal criminal accessory.
The ecofreaks and enviromaniacs? Destroy them. Let’s just focus on ensuring clean air and clean water.
Replace asterisks with periods, below. ~:<)
http://www*tpnn*com/2014/03/17/weather-channel-founder-explains-the-history-of-the-global-warming-hoax/
http://www*climatedepot*com/2014/12/30/global-sea-ice-breaks-all-time-record-high-antarctic-sea-ice-also-breaks-all-time-record-high/
http://dailycaller*com/2015/06/04/noaa-fiddles-with-climate-data-to-erase-the-15-year-global-warming-hiatus/

itchyz
April 9, 2016 6:51 pm

The climate zombies must really be getting desperate. It’s understandable considering just about all pertinent climate data is going against their little ruse.

Jasonn
April 9, 2016 6:52 pm

I’ve been married for 47 years and I had absolutely no idea that we had reached the climate change tipping point so many years ago.

April 9, 2016 6:55 pm

I had several really amusing anecdotes, but then remembered I post under my own name.

stan stendera
Reply to  davidmhoffer
April 9, 2016 8:05 pm

post under an alias, we won’t mind.

Reply to  davidmhoffer
April 10, 2016 7:01 pm

Man up. We read under our own names, too.

Franko K.
April 9, 2016 6:58 pm

Bull – sucking it up in hot Palm Springs – seach
“20000 lesbians and celebrities such as Lada Gaga party in California desert during Dinah Shore Weekend”
Sweat must of stunk like 20000 “beavers”.

Ken Puck
April 9, 2016 6:59 pm

Arrant hokum. The fertility rate in tropical climes vastly exceeds that in Nordic countries. But somebody, somewhere, is pushing this twaddle just to make money or arrogate power to themselves…and many are gullible enough to take it all in.

CD in Wisconsin
April 9, 2016 7:00 pm

“Claim: Climate Change will Stop Women from Wanting Sex”
Ummm……wait a minute. I’m confused here. I thought climate change was supposed to drive women to prostitution (which should mean they will want MORE sex, shouldn’t it?).
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/apr/30/science/la-sci-sn-climate-change-women-prostitution-20130430.
Quote:
“…..Climate change is causing glaciers to melt, heat waves to become more intense, species to become extinct and low-lying island nations like Tuvalu to disappear altogether. To this list of calamities, U.S. Rep. Barbara Lee has added another: Climate change could force more women to become prostitutes.”
So which is it? Less sex or prostitution (meaning more sex)? Nothing like the climate alarmists contradicting themselves. As I said, this is all getting so confusing….. LOL.

ounceoflogic
Reply to  CD in Wisconsin
April 10, 2016 5:40 am

CD:
Silly. It’s not this or that, it’s both. It’s as many things as they want it to be. (Remember it used to be Global Warming when Algore invented it.) Progressives never see their own hypocrisy.

Crispin in Waterloo
Reply to  CD in Wisconsin
April 10, 2016 1:42 pm

CD in Wisconsin
Hang on a bit…
If the rise of sea levels drives more women to prostitution and simultaneously wives are demanding less, this is a perfect fit, not so? If the prostitutes are to make a living they needs Johns willing to pay. Even the gigolos will need to find moneyed women seeking enlivened hot nights.
The economy benefits in all sorts of broken-window ways: more diseases to share and treat, more taxi rides, more hotel business, it goes on all night long.

Mary Brown
April 9, 2016 7:06 pm

Hot countries have dramatically higher birth rates than cold countries

ManBearPig
April 9, 2016 7:08 pm

Well, they were half right. Women don’t want to have sex with people who TALK about (and believe in) climate change.

Sal
April 9, 2016 7:13 pm

Utter Nonsense.

Tweed
April 9, 2016 7:13 pm

But don’t we always wait till they go to sleep? This is the mandated UN Best Practice. Read the IPCC Climate Report under the section “Mitigating Effects of Global Warming”

Michele
April 9, 2016 7:15 pm

The heat in Central America, Africa, and Middle East does not seem to have e effected their birth rates. Article must have been written by some climate change wackjob that couldn’t get laid.

Mark T
April 9, 2016 7:17 pm

There are women that want sex? #marriedlife

C.D.Carney
April 9, 2016 7:23 pm

Textbook definition of L O L. I’ve never seen a woman not enjoy sweating while having sex. In fact they usually enjoy it when they make me sweat. Also humans generally have sex in their beds and above the beds are these fantastic technological wonders called FANS that can be magically turned on with the flick of a button on the walls. And further more I’m sure this is some sort of attempt to scare men into caring about climate change. Nobody cares about climate change. It’s amazing that people who believe in mythical climate change generally disbelieve in deities and then call everyone that does believe in a supreme being stupid.

stevah
Reply to  C.D.Carney
April 9, 2016 10:16 pm

In Arizona we have air conditioning, it’s new.

JakkiK
April 9, 2016 7:29 pm

Thank God something is stopping it. Liberal women can’t seem to understand how babies are made, only want to cry about it on the gurney at the abortion clinic. They can’t find their way to the doctor for their $4 a month birth control script. Nor can they find their way to the county health department for FREE birth control.
Thank goodness mother nature has decided to step in and help these poor libs out. Also, there is another upside, less babies on welfare, and less liberals… it’s a win/win situation!!!

Cletus B Neckbeard
April 9, 2016 7:32 pm

Whose mood isn’t subject to changes in the weather?

TangoWhiskey
April 9, 2016 7:41 pm

Several prostitutes whom I used to know (and before you ask, I was not a customer) always reported an upsurge of business when the weather warmed.

Reply to  TangoWhiskey
April 10, 2016 6:29 am

Upsurge of shootings in Chicago when it warms.

Reply to  TangoWhiskey
April 10, 2016 7:05 pm

That proves it – the customers’ spouses were refusing.

jack
April 9, 2016 7:44 pm

So how is this different from after they’re married? 🙂

JohnWho
April 9, 2016 7:45 pm

“Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.”
I can only speak from personal experience when I say “thank God I’ve not met any of those women.”
__________________
Maybe it is just me, but whenever I’ve had sex, I really wasn’t thinking about the weather.
/grin

Rob Morrow
April 9, 2016 7:48 pm

How many of the babies are named Muhammad?

April 9, 2016 7:49 pm

Oh boy, we had better stop global warming!

April 9, 2016 7:52 pm

Thanks, Obama

Climate change is real?
April 9, 2016 7:58 pm

Whoever wrote this is an idiot. Next he will be saying that eating bacon causes people to urinate. The whole climate change farce relies on stupid people finding “proofs” that can never be proven. Here’s two questions: When has the temperature of the Earth never changed?, and Where is the rule that glaciers should not melt, given that almost every glacier ever formed in the history of the Earth melted completely before mankind?

outlawliberalism
Reply to  Climate change is real?
April 10, 2016 4:55 am

The liberals know that since they have demonized conservatives their drone will follow like lemmings to what ever they spew.

Runronin73
April 9, 2016 8:05 pm

LOL! This is the most retarded assessment I have ever heard. How many Afticans are having babies every year without air conditioning? How many women prior to air conditioning had babies? Just 5 decades ago families had 8-10 kids, without air condition! These freakin’ people will peddle ANY amount of bullshit to push the NWO agenda. Good Lord, your morons!

April 9, 2016 8:10 pm

Between sweaty hot and chilly cold, tis better between the sheets in all kinds of weather.

co2islife
April 9, 2016 8:14 pm

Hello!!! It doesn’t take climate change for women to not want sex. Anyone that ever put a ring on a finger knows that is all it takes…LOL. Having children, having headaches, having to go to work, having to get up early, having to bake a cake, having to make a shopping list, having to watch the grass grow, etc etc etc. Climate change will simply be one more in a long list of excuses.
https://youtu.be/07T_Tdg590Q

Reply to  co2islife
April 9, 2016 8:17 pm

Actually, it just takes being foolish enough to marry a jerk.

stan stendera
Reply to  Reality check
April 10, 2016 5:33 pm

How true!

Reply to  co2islife
April 10, 2016 12:05 am

@ co2 is life, you should be banned from leaving this kind of S….T, If I had to listen to these two for longer than the 35 seconds that I did I may have committed a crime!

co2islife
Reply to  asybot
April 10, 2016 4:17 am

@ co2 is life, you should be banned from leaving this kind of S….T, If I had to listen to these two for longer than the 35 seconds that I did I may have committed a crime!

LOL, I just think it is so funny how women can make videos about how they lie to their husbands and laugh about it. Making their husbands miserable is a joke to them. Could you imagine a man making a joke about not putting food on the table, a roof over their heads, paying the rent, clothes on his children’s backs? Women would never tolerate men caring so little about their needs.

Marcus
Reply to  asybot
April 10, 2016 3:24 pm

…Married women use sex as power but I cannot say my definition of that without getting banned…AGAIN !!

stan stendera
Reply to  asybot
April 10, 2016 5:35 pm

I can. It’s prostitution.

Flyoverman
April 9, 2016 8:15 pm

The Global Warming discussion has reached the point of total lunacy,

triper57
April 9, 2016 8:16 pm

Wow, Just what doesn’t Climate Change effect. Think I heard it all now. /dripping with sarc

Lincoln Robertson
April 9, 2016 8:18 pm

Stupidity causes global warming.

co2islife
April 9, 2016 8:18 pm

BTW, I’m pretty sure warm climates have the highest birthrates, and warm vacation spots get a lot more action than an Alaskan Cruise. Just a guess.
The sun is an aphrodisiac – so prepare for your sex life to hot up
http://www.reveal.co.uk/hot-right-now/news/a394729/the-sun-is-an-aphrodisiac–so-prepare-for-your-sex-life-to-hot-up.html

April 9, 2016 8:22 pm

The left is growing ever more insanely desperate and frantic to maintain it’s corrupt control of the public mind.

Hal44num
April 9, 2016 8:24 pm

Problem solved! The warmists actually want a smaller population, which in turn will mean lower CO2 emissions due to humans. So if fewer women want sex, then the population will naturally shrink. Therefore, by actually doing nothing, the warmists’ goals will be met.

Patrick ODonnell
April 9, 2016 8:28 pm

Here I thought it was marriage that made women NOT want sex!

Tony
April 9, 2016 8:33 pm

Great news for the LGBT community. As for global warming, err climate change, causing women to lose their sex drive; so menopause = climate change. In a twisted way I guess that’s true.

Wrusssr
April 9, 2016 8:41 pm

Raised in the desert . . . understand now . . . it’s the weather. . . 100 degree days . . . sweaty nights . . . damp tangled sheets . . . they all take their toll! Thanks for solving the mystery, mates!

Mike
April 9, 2016 9:01 pm

Apparently climate change is way behind marriage(putting a ring on it) when it comes to causing women not to want to have sex

Getbendt
April 9, 2016 9:03 pm

Whew! Just finished. It’s 60 degrees here and we were still sweating. I believe I have just debunked this story!

Getbendt
April 9, 2016 9:05 pm

Whew! Just finished. It’s 60 degrees here and we were still sweating. I believe I have just debunked this story! The biggest reason to not have sex is Grays Anatomy. When she watches that insanely boring show it takes the drive right out of me!

stan stendera
Reply to  Getbendt
April 10, 2016 5:39 pm

+1’000,000,000

Steve H.
April 9, 2016 9:30 pm

Don’t people have air-conditioning?

Leveut
April 9, 2016 9:45 pm

And here I thought it was the men debilitated by hot weather. Xref Cole Porter: it’s too darn hot.

Patrick MJD
April 9, 2016 9:48 pm

The rate of potential partners for men is not inversely proportional to rising temperatures. It is directly proportionally to the size of his bank balance (Or diamonds).

Gloateus Maximus
April 9, 2016 9:55 pm

I had one GF in the late ’60s and early ’70s who used the too hot and sweaty excuse. But then I had a GF in the early ’80s who loved hot and sweaty to the extent of commenting on and otherwise celebrating sweat. I’ll spare you the details. I should have married her. But I didn’t make enough money in those days.
However it was cold in the ’60s and early ’70s and global warming supposedly took off in the ’80s, so maybe NOAA should hire those women.

Patrick MJD
April 9, 2016 9:56 pm

People who post drivel like this should be careful with their online presence.
https://au.linkedin.com/in/harriettatham
University of……..Queensland!!! Nuff said!

Reply to  Patrick MJD
April 10, 2016 12:10 am

Pretty steady CV, a week here, a week there, a month here, etc. Sounds like a stable person to me.

Heartland Patriot
April 9, 2016 10:09 pm

I guess someone forgot to tell all those people in the heavily populated tropical areas that the women aren’t supposed to have sex when it’s hot. /SMH

Thomas Edwards
April 9, 2016 10:10 pm

There was a poem regarding this problem, before air conditioning was in many homes.
When the frost is on the punkin, that’s the time for dicky dunkin’.
When the weather’s hot and sticky, that’s no time for dunkin dicky.
Of course, those were the days when global warming was not even a blip on the radar screens of prophecy.

ImaHippyBurning
Reply to  Thomas Edwards
April 10, 2016 6:16 am

Brilliant!

The Bruce
April 9, 2016 10:12 pm

More “warming” claptrap from the religious Left. Pfft. FOAD.

PFWAG
April 9, 2016 10:22 pm

The only thing we really know for sure is that the “warmer” climate is making AGW loons even stupider and more desperate.

stan stendera
Reply to  PFWAG
April 10, 2016 5:41 pm

+1,000,000

Jbird
April 9, 2016 10:22 pm

Gee! The warmists must figure they have found the ultimate trump card with this scare tactic. Like all the others, this one won’t work either.

It's always all about them
April 9, 2016 10:35 pm

The feminization of western society is directly correlated to the decline of logic and insight. But here’s a question, guys: would a caliphate be any worse than the gynocentric, misandrist culture we have now?

Ms Young
Reply to  It's always all about them
April 10, 2016 4:28 am

Perhaps you should find a nice man to settle down with since you obviously can’t deal with women.

stan stendera
Reply to  Ms Young
April 10, 2016 5:42 pm

NOT a “woman” like you, however.

Hugs
Reply to  It's always all about them
April 10, 2016 4:34 am

I was about to answer yes, it would, but then I thought Anthony or Charles the moderator could have their word on this. Good day to you.

nameless
April 9, 2016 11:37 pm

The pseudo science is complete. The lame ass argument is settled. Give us money or we’re all toast…or ice cubes, whatever. Just give us money or we will call you evil deniers.

Tom Orlando
April 9, 2016 11:54 pm

That’s why God blessed the US of A with HVAC and condoms so we can have more sex than anywhere else in the world.

Jaguar
April 10, 2016 12:07 am

Ridiculous! Women still want sex..it has nothing to do with weather.

Tom in Florida
Reply to  Jaguar
April 10, 2016 11:13 am

Yeah but not with their husbands.

Vince
April 10, 2016 12:12 am

I thought marriage already did that.

Marcus
April 10, 2016 12:15 am

Well, from most of these comments, I can see that I made a good decision to never get married !! LOL

Ancient Mariner
April 10, 2016 12:23 am

Lord Byron had the last word on this topic:
What men call gallantry and gods, adultery
Is much more common where the climate’s sultry.

stan stendera
Reply to  Ancient Mariner
April 10, 2016 5:44 pm

Wonderbar.

Nigel S
April 10, 2016 12:24 am

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
The toughest Burmese bandit can never understand it.
In Rangoon the heat of noon is just what the natives shun,
They put their Scotch or Rye down, and lie down.
In a jungle town where the sun beats down to the rage of man and beast
The English garb of the English sahib merely gets a bit more creased.
In Bangkok at twelve o’clock they foam at the mouth and run,
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.

Marcus
April 10, 2016 12:44 am

…Man, if I wasn’t already in the Dog House with Anthony, I could have had a field day here !

Soccer Rottie
April 10, 2016 12:55 am

The revelation that sea levels have actually been falling has them desperate.

April 10, 2016 1:52 am

The behavior of women today makes men not want to have sex with them.

stan stendera
Reply to  Sutpen
April 10, 2016 5:48 pm

+1,000,000

Mark
April 10, 2016 2:32 am

The only thing that lessens hot and sweaty for most is having young children!! 😀

April 10, 2016 2:45 am

Do people really believe this climate change fairy tale? When they write stupid articles like this, do they proof read it for stupidity?
Genius!
These are the people that insist they are smart!

ozspeaksup
April 10, 2016 3:09 am

It’s always all about them
April 9, 2016 at 10:37 pm
I think the extra 50 pounds she starts wearing has a definite impact. My God, why would any man marry an americunt female or, for that matter, most western womyn? Flat asses, selfish, pathological personalities, always greedy, grasping, dishonest and manipulative.
—————
nice attitude.. I can see why you miss out..
you seem to imply you are a sixpack tanned sleek adonis ?
so if your missus gained 50lbs and was all of the above after
she was the same prior attitude wise too.
and you..are the idiot for not working that out sooner.

cleo48
April 10, 2016 3:42 am

All you can do is just glance at these childish assertions and wonder what kind of mind they come from.

ralfellis
April 10, 2016 4:01 am

Hmm.
But Muslims in the Near and Middle East have six kids per family, while northern Europeans have less than two kids per family. Turkey, for instance, has trebled its population since the 1970s.
A failed theory, methinks.
R

ralfellis
April 10, 2016 4:02 am

Hmm.
But MusIims in the Near and Middle East have six kids per family, while northern Europeans have less than two kids per family. Turkey, for instance, has trebled its population since the 1970s.
A failed theory, methinks.
R

ImaHippyBurning
Reply to  ralfellis
April 10, 2016 6:14 am

It has become nothing short of The Crusades Part II. There are those who wish to live peacefully and responsibly and those who are procreating to provide vast numbers to force others to live immorally under their CULT!

April 10, 2016 4:17 am

Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.”
That’s funny, the Arabs and Africans don’t seem to care about the heat. Africa has a population explosion. So please, go back in your moms basement and smoke more dope. Leave the adults alone!

Speeder
April 10, 2016 4:18 am

HA!!! Boy, these climate change clowns will stop at nothing will they!? My wife and I have had hot steamy sultry sweaty sex many times before and to be honest I think she liked it more than me! Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it, Al Gore!

Alfred P Neuman
April 10, 2016 4:20 am

After reading this report, NOW has reversed their position on climate change. They now fully support global warming.

April 10, 2016 4:27 am

Giggity Giggity lol

April 10, 2016 4:29 am

uh huh…so how do you explain thailand?

April 10, 2016 4:35 am

Where to even begin. This non-scientific….forget that…this draft of a Saturday Night Live script….doomsday claim might be the best one yet for so many reasons….ok let’s et started.
Why in this case is global warming worship superior to the political correctness of sexism? Is it really ok to just make a blanket statement that WOMEN do not like to sweat when having sex. Are women not individuals with individual preferences….every one of them Goldie Locks….not too warm…not too cold…but just right. Has this annoying narrow preference really expanded beyond porridge?
Then there is the issue of saturation. No, I do not mean getting the sheets all wet. I mean perhaps the women who are less likely to not have sex due to a little of their own perspiration issues have already been consumed statistically I know this sounds so unlikely, but is it possible that this set of potentially “fussy” women already do not have sex, so the total number of women not having sex will not change. I do not know…just asking.
And you can already anticipate the confusion that will arise for women that seek remedy to moisture issues…wait…are you too wet or too dry…the confusion is starting.
And not to be gross…but this is science…sex that is not happening now due to issues of vaginal dryness could be offset by more sexual options afforded by more moisture on the female chest. It is possible …right? What happens behind closed doors is no ones business after all.
Perhaps we should consider ourselves fortunate….that the impact is limited to the amount of sweat involved…. I mean when it comes to reasons I have had to deal with for being told “not tonight honey” I would take this one over a headache every time. OTC pain killers can take awhile to kick in… and the mood might pass, but my AC (not withstanding its carbon footprint) is dependable, 30 seconds and she will be ready to roll. I will need to be careful though, to avoid the dreaded “I’m too cold”, where all I see are her two feet sticking out the end of the blanket.
And how long will it be until the airlines and the hospitality industry suffer financially from this….honeymoon reservations to warm tropical paradise canceled by the millions. On a positive note, no more worries if he remembered to pack the Viagra…I mean collectively that has to have an impact on the mental health of society…so that is a plus….right?

db
April 10, 2016 4:38 am

You’ve been hanging around with the wrong women! And what makes you think “climate change” means hot and humid all the time? It’s actually a disruption of weather patterns on both sides of the temperature scale. As to the sweaty comments, usually if you combine the activity with healthy amounts of water, sand and sun, it works much better!

michael hart
April 10, 2016 4:38 am

When I saw the accompanying painting by Dosso Dossi, I wasn’t sure if the article wasn’t implying something else arising from global warming. I thought it looked like a painting of two men.

way2confused
April 10, 2016 4:40 am

With the way society is now woosifying the males in society, who WANTS to have sex with someone more like your sister?

outlawliberalism
April 10, 2016 4:51 am

Good god, how is there anybody left that votes democrat. Unbelievable that people fall for their efforts to control the masses.

SoCalMike
April 10, 2016 4:56 am

Moronic.
The act of placing one value in the numerator and another in the denominator doesn’t by itself create any relationship between the 2 much less a causal one.
Climate change is a religion that worships the environment.

CRAIG W
April 10, 2016 4:57 am

A new study suggests that researchers understand women less than the average male and that they hid the decline, because, they were embarrassed.

April 10, 2016 4:59 am

Liberals are insane and they are destroying civilization as we speak.

Gerard
April 10, 2016 5:17 am

Only lame liberals wouldn’t want to have sweaty sex. what a bunch of lame BS.

April 10, 2016 5:18 am

LOL I am not believing any of that . The only thing that will affect a women’s sex drive is ” Marriage ” The only cure for a Nymphomaniac is a wedding ring ! Living proof right here !

April 10, 2016 5:18 am

Who needs women, me and my buds will go on more “fishing” trips.

April 10, 2016 5:20 am

What’s the average temperature of India?

Dave
April 10, 2016 5:21 am

I like the women’s comments much better than the men’s. You get the truth from them. And when it is cold all I want to do is hibernate, not make whoopee.

ounceoflogic
April 10, 2016 5:31 am

Could this be a last ditch attempt by the church of climate to make “believers” out of men? What next… no more football on TV?… no beer?
Women won’t want sex… how dumb to they think we are? Er… wait a minute… on further review, I am now quite certain that Climate change hit my house about 30 years ago.

danny
April 10, 2016 5:41 am

A new low in predictions about so called climate change. Ludicrous.

William Ripskull
April 10, 2016 5:47 am

This is the same science that invented “Climate Change. There is a rise of heat stroke in summer. The consumption of ice cream increases during summer. OMG… ice cream causes heat stroke!!!

John rents
April 10, 2016 5:48 am

What a dumb article.hopefully they didn’t get paid for this nonsense

April 10, 2016 5:57 am

And the wacko AGW activists wonder why most people think they are idiots. Birth rate in Mexico 19/1000. Birth rate in Canada 11/1000. 30 seconds research to discover that the author of this article is an ignorant fool.

ImaHippyBurning
April 10, 2016 6:11 am

Good maybe it will stop the Immoral MouthBreathing Non Producing parasites from procreating like rats for once!

Who Knows
April 10, 2016 6:13 am

Musk and Tesla are still working on perfecting the electric car.
Apple is still working on the perfect iPhone, iWatch, iPad, i-gadgets.
High tech is still working on the Internet Of Everything.
Nuclear engineers are still working on fusion power.
Mathematicians are still working on the Riemann Hypothesis.
Particle physicists are still working to complete the Grand Unified Theory.
Buddhists and Hindus are always seeking Nirvana.
Yet somehow in less than a decade, climate change fka Al Gore’s man-made global warming, has somehow become the explanation for everything in the world.

Bruce Cobb
April 10, 2016 6:20 am

Next up; “climate change” causing more unfaithfulness, failed marriages, and societal collapse. God will give up and go away in disgust, muttering to herself. Then, it will be just like Dante’s Inferno. Then we’ll be sorry.

John of Cloverdale WA Australia
April 10, 2016 6:46 am

Complete crap. As you will find on this graph, Equatorial countries have the highest birth rates.
http://www.indexmundi.com/g/r.aspx?c=id&v=25
Education has the biggest effect on falling birth rates, as women in those countries begin careers. For example, Indonesia, which I know well, had a birth rate of about 25 (per 1000 people) in 1990 and is now about 17 (per 1000 people). Singapore was worried about the widening of birth rates between Chinese and Malays. This was because Chinese women were not marrying early but going onto tertiary education and happy to remain single, or, marry later. Anyone who knows the politics of the Malaya peninsula will know of this.
May I quote from a speech by Deputy Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong at the NTU Student Union Ministerial Forum, 5 Apr 2004,
“Furthermore, we must recognise that this problem is more serious for better-educated Singaporeans, and especially graduates. Graduates marry later than non-graduates, both men and women. More graduate women remain single than non-graduate women. And graduate women who marry produce fewer children on average than non-graduate women. Many couples say they cannot afford to have more children, yet ironically the ones who are financially most well off are also the ones with the fewest children”.
http://www.nas.gov.sg/archivesonline/speeches/view-html?filename=2004040501.htm
It astounds me how some people of the media are so ignorant.

Karl Grounds
April 10, 2016 7:20 am

It starts with “B” and has an “S” at the end, the rest is “ollock”

Mike M the original
April 10, 2016 7:51 am
April 10, 2016 7:54 am

Time for Gene Watson,

“Love in the Hot Afternoon”
Written by Vince Matthews and Kent Westbury.
/Mr Lynn

Pamela Gray
April 10, 2016 8:52 am

Lordy. So far here are the conclusions:
Women don’t want sex, and it’s their own fault.
Women should tell their man how to do it better, so it’s still their fault.
Sounds like the thread is populated with a bunch of boys with a penchant for taking their balls and going home because susie cue won’t play according to the rules of “I want, you give”. To hell with that! I want, YOU give!
Thank goodness I have a man who is very generous.

Tom in Florida
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 10, 2016 11:11 am

Just remember that the ugliest woman in a bar at midnight can have sex if she wants to. Not so with a man.

Dave
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 10, 2016 12:56 pm

I think I love you.

Dave
Reply to  Dave
April 10, 2016 12:58 pm

Pam

Tom in Florida
Reply to  Dave
April 10, 2016 2:24 pm

Whew!

Marcus
Reply to  Dave
April 10, 2016 2:32 pm

… Tom in Florida !! ROTFLMAO .. ! Thanks for making me waste a beer all over my screen !!

JohnWho
Reply to  Pamela Gray
April 10, 2016 4:54 pm

Pamela –
In my limited experience with women “when the time is right” has been that each wanted “it” as much as I did.
Relating that to this thread, however, is a little tricky ’cause some wanted me because I they thought I was hot and some because they thought I was cool.
I had no trouble changing with that “climate”.
/grin

Lawrence13
April 10, 2016 10:34 am

What a load of tosh , my ex wife banished sex long before AGW was even on the agenda . Also if this were true than all women would demand honeymoons in the Artic circle in winter or Tierra Del Fuego

Lawrence13
April 10, 2016 10:35 am

Arctic not Artic

wws
April 10, 2016 11:09 am

This is so obviously true, it can be seen by how the birth rates in places like Norway and Finland are so much higher than they are in warm places like Mexico and Africa. oh wait…

sagi
April 10, 2016 11:27 am

“When you’re hot, you’re hot,
And when you’re not, you’re not.”
No longer. According to learned scholars, this must be revised:
“When you’re hot, you’re not,
And when you’re not, you’re hot!”
The current state of critical thinking at some of our “academic” institutions is just simply amazing.

Denis Ables
April 10, 2016 12:06 pm

Amazing how the alarmists work at getting everybody on board. All the 3rd world countries have been convinced because they are (naturally) due retribution. Scientists feeding at the government trough must swallow that gospel to keep the funds coming.
But now they’ve gone a bridge too far,, trying to convince men there will be no sex tonight unless……..

Claude Harvey
April 10, 2016 12:18 pm

There is a natural feedback mechanism that negates effects of the “hot and sweaty” libido suppression syndrome. Tropical populations make up for lost time and breed like rabbits during cooling rainstorms. The sound of big fat raindrops striking a tin roof triggers ’em into a frisky frenzy.

Gunga Din
April 10, 2016 12:46 pm

(Wow! 265 comments already before I throw in my quip!)
But…don’t don’t we all like it hot?

Reply to  Gunga Din
April 10, 2016 1:49 pm

Hot babes, anyway. . .

Marcus
Reply to  Gunga Din
April 10, 2016 2:59 pm

..The most frequent sex I ever had was while living in Daytona Beach, Fla. during Spring Break as a teen !! My problem was never the hot, sticky nights, it was always getting the dang beach sand and ocean salt out of my butt !

Tom in Florida