From the Washington Times, idiocy only bureaucrats could muster:
“Since man first rubbed a pair of sticks together to make a fire, we’ve gathered around a campfire to cook food, enjoy good company and bask in the warmth of the glowing embers. Now the green spoilsports in Southern California want to take that all way, sending beach ring fire pits the way of the caveman.The South Coast Air Quality Management District will decide this summer whether to order the removal of 850 bonfire pits from Los Angeles and Orange county beaches on the pretense that fire is bad for the environment. To support its position, the agency concocted a study concluding that an evening beach fire creates as much particulate matter pollution as a diesel truck driving 564 miles
Man’s taming of fire enabled him to cook his food, bring light to the darkness, make stronger tools and survive the harshest of winters. It’s the one discovery upon which all civilizations are built. The assault on bonfires, fireplaces and stoves undermines one of the cornerstones of society. It’s what happens when government gets big enough to snuff out man’s greatest achievement.”
EDITORIAL: California to ban fire – Washington Times
OMG, as much as one diesel truck driving 564 miles.
Lessee, its about 700 miles from the California-Oregon border on Interstate 5 to the beach in Orange County.
Why not simply turn back one Orange County bound diesel truck a day at the California border agricultural inspection station to achieve that goal?
Oh, wait, that would be stupid.
More here: http://www.presstelegram.com/news/ci_23274978/wood-fire-pits-could-pose-health-problems-beach
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About contemporary politics, as a son of Steinbeck’s California; I was asked to read WW-II war-poetry at our Memorial Day observance. On an isolated and rural Island (N45.3715, W86.9028) of ~700 Scandinavians it is a BIG deal, the opening volley of our tourist season.
I wanted to read from the other point of view, of the defeated and desolate, from a German Christian Lutheran soldier. Martin Niemöller (“First they came…”) was an obvious consideration, along with Dietrich Bonhoeffer, founders of the Confessing Church with significant poetry. It was too high brow and Bonhoeffer’s too difficult to get.
I selected (atheist, disaffected communist, anti-nazi Norwegian) Ole Peter Arnulf Øverland’s “Du må ikke sove” (“Dare not to sleep!”) that includes “Du må ikke tåle så inderlig vel den urett som ikke rammer deg selv!” (“You cannot permit it! You dare not, at all. Accepting that outrage on all else may fall!”), and ends “Jeg tenkte: Nu er det noget som hender. Vår tid er forbi – Europa brenner” (“I weighed: Something is imminent – and it’s dire Our era is over — Europe’s on fire!”)
Our era is over — California burns.
ossqs from in Florida,
Tell me, my good man, where is there a beach in Florida where one can camp overnight? Took my teenaged son down there about 20 yrs ago, drove from Miami to Jacksonville, and couldn’t find a one. Wound up renting a motel room in Jacksonville to get some sleep after driving all night. California isn’t the only state that favors the priviledged.
Final scene of film, “Hothell California.””
The wealthy politicians are sitting about drinking scotch late at night, chortling in a million-dollar living room with fireplaces holding blazing logs on all four walls, congratulating themselves on having successfully banned toasted marshmallows for the rabble’s children, when the butler comes rushing into the room. “Sirs! Sirs!” he cries, “Look out the window!”
They look, and Mayor Bigfist Buffoon growls, “Who has lit all those bonfires? Don’t they know it is against my laws?”
The butler cries out, “It is not bonfires, Sir. It is the rabble coming, all carrying torches!”
(Improbable? Google the Romanian dictator, “Nicolae Ceaușescu.”)
i.e. They were looking for a “problem” in order to regulate something. Because, it seems, it’s not the purpose of government to serve the people, but to regulate their activity; ostensibly in order to keep them “safe”.
Parking lots near the beach … many people live there? And in the residential areas,, the PEAKS were 3 times higher than “typical background levels”. Typical of what? How long did the peak levels persist?
Did they get an elephant stamp on their report for that “discovery”?
So despite there being no evidence of harm, they will keep looking for a reason to regulate.
“Juan slayton says:
May 24, 2013 at 6:20 pm
ossqs from in Florida,
Tell me, my good man, where is there a beach in Florida where one can camp overnight? ”
Head South young man 🙂
http://www.tampabay.com/features/travel/florida/the-top-10-beach-camping-spots-in-florida/1006630
We had better watch our comments here or this website will be monitored by Big Brother and we might get visits from the FBI or the homeland security gestapo.
OssQss says:
Head South young man 🙂
Got it, and thanks. We’ll preplan our itinerary next time.
: > )
Another way to phrase this is: a diesel truck can drive over 500 miles and only emit as much particulate matter is a campfire.
Meanwhile, speaking of fires, elsewhere in California they have thought up THIS terrific wheeze:
http://www.californiaprogressreport.com/site/fema-plans-clear-cutting-85000-berkeley-and-oakland-trees
Really intelligent people in those CA universities, what what? And if the tons of wood chips drying out in the heat of a California summer don’t catch fire and fry you, you might live long enough to experience the poisoning of the water table from all those gazillions of gallons of Roundup
Nice one, Robert Wille (at 7:10PM).
Aaaand an old VW “hippy van” or Volvo or Subaru (for some reason, these last two are favored by the enviro-nahtsees who can’t afford Holy Cars) can drive 5 miles and emit as much particulate matter as 500 18-wheelers. LOL.
Sam, that is really creepy. I just read up a little on it at the Berkley “Daily Planet” (my computer is till in shock, heh, heh). Apparently, a radical, religiously-devoted-to-“native”-species, ecology group is using FEMA funds (using the ruse, it appears, of saying it is to prevent fires — not mentioning, of course, that it will also promote landslides) to obliterate the non-“native” species on the bare CHANCE that native trees will be what ends up growing there. It sounds very odd. Part of the picture (for me) is definitely missing. Homeland Security (FEMA Div.) funding tree purification?
As to the Round-up, that’s kind of weird, too. There are other alternatives. I would sprinkle Casaron granules around, myself, and use Crossbow on existing bushy plants. I have used Crossbow for years to kill blackberry vines (I tell you, Sam, they would take over the world if you let them!). It is a systemic, so, it just stays inside the plant. And, no, I don’t like watching the blackberry plant droop and then shrivel and die (I’m waaay too anthropomorphic at times, I’m sure), but it must be done. The small amount that ends up in the soil is completely cleansed before reaching the water table (in my common sense opinion).
Here we are, over $16 TRILLION in debt and the Dopebama administration uses Chinese loan funds to do something like this.
I like the smell of a weiner roast fire.
Burning diesel? Not so much.
Of course, one cooks a meal, the other feeds an entire block for a week.
I wouldn’t expect any bureaucrat from California to know the difference.
Shall We Gather at the state house
Where bright angel feet have trod,
With its crystal tide forever
Flowing by the throne of Moonbeam?
Yes, we’ll gather at the state house,
The beautiful, the beautiful fruit cake house;
Gather with the saints at the state house
That flows by the throne of MOONBEAM.
On the margin of the Sacramento river,
Washing up its silver spray,
We will talk and worship ever,
All the happy DINGBAT DEMOCRAP golden day.
So, really, how do you quantify how much energy is actually released at a given campfire?
Is that not profiling, in the end, by Cali standards ?
Just sayin!
Think about it >
Elizabeth says:
May 24, 2013 at 10:24 am
In Australia you cannot have a barbeque in your own backyard because the smoke may bother your neighbours. That ‘s one of the many reasons why I left Australia 4 years ago.
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Bit of an exaggeration, Elizabeth. Rules about backyard smoke are the province of local councils, of which there are thousands – and they vary widely.
Rest assured that the backyard barbie is far from extinct. It is true that many councils frown on smoky wood-fired barbeques in suburban areas. But since most people use non-smoky barbeque techniques anyway (such as pellets or gas), and councils outside heavily populated areas either don’t have restrictions or can’t enforce them, it’s not that dire.
As for beach fires, as Phil Jourdan pointed out, it’s just as well that all of those teen movies set around the California beach culture were made. Our children won’t know what it is to be Gidget or Moondoggie. ; ) And have they asked themselves – what would the Beach Boys do?
Seriously, if this goes ahead, it will be another step on the road of California moving from being one of the most freewheeling States in the US – which is why the movie industry started there – to the most straightlaced and restrictive. Such a pity, it’s very beautiful and has a great climate. But it seems that this lot won’t stop until the California Girls are wearing corsets and bustles.
Yeah, Rocky Road (LOVE that flavor!), campfires are part of some of my happiest memories. And OF COURSE, the Demonocrats would want to take that away from kids. Kids like these (Hey, we should have a “Goofy” thread! — For the big kids on WUWT…as I’ve said before, I’m a perpetual 10-year-old in a disguise that gets better every year… [:)] ):
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Ze9T40gqg?feature=player_embedded&w=640&h=360%5D
Environmentalism and sustainable have always been coded keywords for “No you can’t” thought control police.
It’s all about controlling others, controlling individual freedom, extorting money before you care allowed to do anything. The majority of the population are decent people who know how to look after the environment, we don’t need greenfleecers telling us what to do and destroying the very soul of human spirit. Pack of envirokunts, the lot of them.
A better (I hope) link to campfire scene above.
Sorry for above link to campfire scene having a stupid preview in it.
Hey, OssQss, I copied the wrong link above because I thought “copy embed code” would make the YouTube control box appear (displaying the first frame of the video clip) — I can’t remember how to make that happen (something about taking out a “[” and adding a char or two, and another “]”???
I’d sure like to do what you do with video clips — that is, make the video, not just the link appear in the post. Thanks, if you have time to help me!!
Hey! It worked! #[:)]
Hummm, a campfire scene. My apologies, but metaphors abound!
Just copy the URL Janice 😉
Of course any pollution excuse for banning fires on the beach is a ridiculous bureaucratic invention of “work expands to fill the time available” law..
Nevertheless, in a country where fires are devastating and can destroy huge tracts of virgin forest and orchards, reason and organized society rules must be imposed.
Are there statistics of how often California fires start from the beach?
In Greece, if you go to the country side from the months of October to April you will often see large columns of smoke rising from the olive groves and other orchards. Traditionally, after picking the fruit and trimming the trees for the year the useless leaves and small branches are burned, which also burns parasite eggs and keeps the orchards healthier.
If you were living in Greece you would know that terrible fires that last for days have started from small, stupid actions of people like burning dry grass in their yard, or using an electric solder next to dry grass etc. There is a complete ban on open fires in Greece from May 1st to October 1st , the time when the wild grass is dry and fire can spread like a line of dynamite to reach the pine trees and olive trees. Nobody is complaining because everybody has been close to a stupid fire started by an old woman burning leaves in her yard.
Are fires eliminated? No, but certainly their frequency will be smaller and proportional to the stupidity of people. who ignore the laws.
Example: some years ago before the ban on fires and using large scale electric soldering, my neighbor at the summer cottage called two workmen to repair her iron fence. Sparks from the works fell on dry grass next to the work and the wind whipped up a fire that would have gone out of control if all the workmen in the area had not rushed a head of it with shovels etc and cut it off at the head of the hill. My aged aunt and cousins and I were wetting our fence , had we not done it , we would have burnt. Two years a go a huge fire in an Athens suburb started in a similar way and was not contained. One cannot outlaw stupidity.
Incidentally, after the fact I learned that the workmen in our area rushed and stopped the fire because they knew the fisherman behind the hill had hidden stores of dynamite ( they use it to illegally fish, but that is another story) and the whole hill would have gone up if the fire had reached it.
So I am trying to say that banning fires in dry grass season is a good measure where fire is a hazard. Now California, in contrast to Greece, has huge beaches and it is reasonable to think that well protected from wind barbecue areas would be logically safe enough.
[Addendum to US/UK readers: The 3 English technical terms “solder weld braze” all translate into the single Spanish word “soldar” (in all of its various verb and noun forms). Likely the same for their Greek translation: “συγκόλλησης συγκόλληση συγκόλλησης” but the mods cannot read Greek. Mod. ]
anna v – we have total fire bans (issued on a daily basis) in Australia as well, for reasons such as you have described. These have almost universal public support, and any idiot who lights a fire when the temperature is 35C with hot dry winds and plenty of tinder is quickly reported by anyone who spots it.
Banning beach fires is just nuts, and has nothing to do with public safety. It is hard to imagine a safer place to have a fire than on a beach.
johanna says:
May 24, 2013 at 8:14 pm
“ … which is why the movie industry started there – ”
Actually you seem to be rewriting history:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film_industry#History
anna v & johanna
The question is about “ the removal of 850 bonfire pits from Los Angeles and Orange county beaches” [stated at the top of this post]
See what a fire pit looks like:
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/rings-344243-fire-beach.html
Hi, Anna,
Thanks for sharing your experiences. You certainly write English well for one who likely has Greek as her first language. In this case, the beach campfires are not at all likely to start another, bigger, fire. It would be more likely that a dope smoking hippy would start a wildfire by tossing their little joint out their VW “magic” bus window as they drove along the road.
You do make good points about fire safety, though. There are already burn ban laws on the books that make it illegal to have campfires during dry times where they could cause forest or grass fires. Another type of burn ban that is temporarily declared by the state (well, at least that’s the way it is up here in Washington State) when air quality is poor (usually due to lack of air flow making the air stagnant). Those bans are usually during colder, wetter, months. Only people with wood heat as their “primary heating source” can have burn piles outside or fires in their wood stoves or fireplaces during stagnant air times.
Sorry to go on so long, but, I wanted to acknowledge your thoughtful post. This site is wonderful for learning science (which is, of course its purpose — discussing science!), but not so good for other “conversation” (which is not its purpose, as I stated). I’m just learning (I’ve been coming here for about a month, now) to assume that what I wrote was read by at least a person or two and let go of the need for acknowledgement.
Take care, Anna.
Enjoy WUWT and keep on posting!
Janice