Guest Post by Willis Eschenbach
I’ve been involved in climate science for a while now, this is not my first rodeo. And I’ve read so many pseudo-scientific studies that I’m starting to develop a list of signs that indicate when all is not well with a particular piece of work.
One sign is whether, how, and when they cite the IPCC “Bible”, their “IPCC Fourth Assessment Report”. The previous report was called the “T. A. R.” for “Third Assessment Report”, but the most recent one is called “AR4” rather than the “F. A. R. “, presumably to avoid using the “F-word”. This report is thousands upon thousands of pages of … of … of a complex mix of poorly documented “facts”, carefully selected computer model runs, good science, blatantly political screeds from Greenpeace and the World Wildlife fund, excellent science, laughable errors, heavily redacted observations, poor science, “data” which turns out to be computer model output, claims based on unarchived data, things that are indeed known and correctly described, shabby science, alarmist fantasies, things they claim are known that aren’t known or are incorrectly described, post-normal science, overstated precision, and understated uncertainty. That covers most of the AR4, at least.
Since many of the opinions expressed therein are vague waffle-mouthed mush, loaded with “could” and “may” and “the chance of” and “we might see by 2050”, you can find either support or falsification within its pages for almost any position you might take.
I have an “IPCC fail-scale” that runs from 1 to 30. The higher the number, the more likely it is that the paper will be quoted in the next IPCC report, and thus the less likely it is that the paper contains any actual science.
I’d seen some high-scoring papers, but a team of unknowns has carried off the prize, and very decisively, with a perfect score of 30 out of 30. So how does my “IPCC Fail-Scale” work, and how did the newcomers walk off with the gold?
First, there are three categories, “how”, “whether”, and “when”. They are each rated from zero to ten. The most important of these is how they cite the IPCC report in the text. If they cite it as something like “IPCC Fourth Assessment Report: Climate Change 2007 (AR4), Volume I, pages 37-39 and p. 40, Footnote [3]”, they get no points at all. That’s far too scientific and too specific. You could quickly use that citation to see if it supports their claims, without blindly searching and guessing at what they are citing. No points at all for that.
If they cite it as “IPCC Fourth Assessment Report: Climate Change 2007 (AR4), Volume I” I award them five points for leaving out the page and paragraph numbers. They get only two points if they just omit the paragraph. And they get eight points if they leave out the volume. Leaving out a URL so their version can’t be found gets a bonus point. But to get the full ten points, they have to disguise the report in the document. They can’t seem to be building their castles on air. So how did the winning paper list the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report in their study?
They list it in the text as “Solomon 2007”. That’s absolutely brilliant. I had to award the full ten points just for style. Plus they stuck the landing, because Susan Solomon is indeed listed as the chief culprit in the IPCC documents, and dang, I do like the way they got around advertising that they haven’t done their homework. 10 full points.
Next, where do they cite it? Newcomers to the field sometimes cite it way at the end of their study (0 to 5 points) or in the middle somewhere (six to nine points). But if you have real nerve, you throw it in as your very first reference. That’s what got them the so-called “brownie point”, the extra score named after the color of their nose, the final point that improves their chances of being in the Fifth Assessment Report. Once again, 10 out of 10 points to the winner, “Solomon 2007” is the first reference out of the box.
Finally, do they cite the IPCC at all? Of course, the authors not citing the IPCC Report greatly improves the odds that the author has actually read, understood, and classified the IPCC document as a secondary source, so no points if they don’t cite it, 10 points if they cite it. One points per occurrence for citing it indirectly through one of their citations, to a maximum of 8. And of course, the winner has ten points in this category as well.
And what is this paragon of scientific studies, this ninja reference-master of analyses, this brazen grab by the newcomers for the crown?
Quite appropriately, it is a study which shows that when the Arctic is warmer, we should expect Northern winters to be colder.
Lately there have been a string of bitterly cold winters … who would have guessed? Well, as the authors of the study point out, none of the climate models guessed it, that’s for sure.
The study is “Arctic warming, increasing snow cover and widespread boreal winter cooling“, by Judah L Cohen, Jason C Furtado, Mathew A Barlow, Vladimir A Alexeev and Jessica E Cherry. This study proves once again that in the topsy-turvy world of climate science, all things are explainable by the AGW hypothesis … but only in hindsight.
It’s also a curious study in that the authors, who are clearly AGW supporters, are baldly stating that the climate models are wrong, and trying to explain why they are wrong … man, if I say the models are wrong, I get my hand slapped by the AGW folks, but these authors can say it no problem. It does put them into a difficult position, though, explaining why their vaunted models got it wrong.
Finally, if they are correct that a warmer Arctic has cooler winters, then for the average Arctic temperature to be rising, it would have to be much, much warmer in the summers. I haven’t seen any data supporting that, but I could have missed it. In fact, thinking about cooling winters, one of the longest underlying claims was that CO2 warming was going to lead to warming winters in the extra-tropics and polar regions … what happened to that claim?
CONCLUSIONS in no particular order
• I have no idea if what they are claiming, about snow and cold being the result of warming, is correct or not. They say:
Understanding this counterintuitive response to radiative warming of the climate system has the potential for improving climate predictions at seasonal and longer timescales.
And they may be right in their explanation. My point was not whether they are correct. I just do love how every time the models are shown to be wrong, it has the “possibility of improving climate predictions”. It’s never “hmmm … maybe there’s a fundamental problem with the models.” It’s always the Panglossian “all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.” From their perspective, this never ever means that the models were wrong up until now. Instead, it just makes them righter in the future. They’ve been making them righter and even righterer for so long that any day now we should reach righterest, and in all that time, the models have never been wrong. In fact, we are advised to trust them because they are claimed to do so well …
• Mrs. Henninger, my high school science teacher, had very clear rules about references. The essence of it was the logical scientific requirement that the reader be able to unambiguously identify exactly what you were referencing. For example, I couldn’t list “The Encyclopedia Britannica, Volume ‘Nox to Pat'” as a reference in a paper I submitted to her. I’d have gotten the paper back with a huge red slash through that reference, and deservedly so.
Now imagine if I’d cited my source as just “The Encyclopedia Britannica”? A citation to “The Encyclopedia Britannica” is worse than no citation, because it is misleading. It lends a scientifically deceptive mask of actual scholarship to a totally unsupported claim. And as a result …
• Citing the IPCC TAR in its entirety, without complete volume, page, and if necessary paragraph numbers, is an infallible mark of advocacy disguised as science. It means that the authors have drunk the koolaid, and that the reviewers are asleep at the switch.
• Mrs. Henninger also would not let us cite secondary sources as being authoritative. If we wanted a rock to build on, it had to, must be, was required to refer to the original source. Secondary sources like citing Wikipedia were anathema to her. The Encyclopedia Britannica was OK, but barely, because the articles in the Britannica are signed by the expert who wrote each article. She would not accept Jones’s comments on Smith’s work except in the context of discussing Smith’s work itself.
But the IPCC is very upfront about not doing a single scrap of science themselves. They are just giving us their gloss on the science, a gloss from a single highly-slanted point of view that assumes what they are supposed to be setting out to establish.
As a result, the IPCC Reports are a secondary source. In other words, if there is something in the IPCC report that you are relying on, you need to specify the underlying original source. The IPCC’s comments on the original source are worthless, they are not the science you are looking for.
• If the global climate models were as good as their proprietors claim, if the models were based on physical principles as the programmers insist … how come they all missed it? How come every one of them, without exception, got the wrong answer about cold wintertimes?
• And finally, given that the models are unanimously wrong on the decadal scale, why would anyone place credence in the unanimity of their predictions of the upcoming Thermageddon™ a century from now? Seriously, folks, I’ve written dozens of computer models, from the simple to the very complex. They are all just solid, fast-calculating embodiments of my beliefs, ideas, assumptions, errors, and prejudices. Any claim that my models make is nothing more than my beliefs and errors made solid and tangible. And my belief gains no extra credibility simply because I have encoded it plus the typical number of errors into a computer program.
If my beliefs are right, then my model will be accurate. But all too often, my models, just like everyones’ models, end up being dominated by my errors and my prejudices. Computer climate models are no different. The programmers didn’t believe that arctic warming would cause cooler winters, so guess what? The models agree, they say that arctic warming will cause warmer winters. Fancy that. Now that the modelers think it will happen, guess what future models will do.
Now think about their century-long predictions, and how they can only reflect the programmers beliefs, prejudices, and errors … here is the part that many people don’t seem to understand about models:
The climate models cannot show whether our beliefs are correct or not, because they are just the embodiment of our beliefs. So the fact that their output agrees with our beliefs means nothing. People keep conflating computer model output and evidence. The only thing it is evidence of is the knowledge, assumptions, and theoretical mistakes of the programmers. It is not evidence about the world, it is only evidence of the programmers’ state of mind. And if the programmers don’t believe in cooling winters accompanying Arctic warming, the models will show warmer winters. As a result, the computer models all agreeing that the winters will be warmer is not evidence about the real world. No matter how many of the models agree, no matter how much the modelers congratulate each other on the agreement between their models, it’s still not evidence.
My best to all,
w.

Heh… I have to do it.
“Willis Eschenbach says:
February 2, 2012 at 1:40 am
Response to Agnostic:
“…I notice that you and Anders haven’t had a dialog with Conrad at all, but you don’t like my dialog with him. If you can do better, why aren’t you doing so?”
Dunno about A & A, but my take on Conrad is that it’s ‘Mind over Matter.’ I don’t mind and he doesn’t matter. You can find a twit in any parking lot, all you have to do is look. He’ll be the one wrestling with the shopping cart.
BTW Willis, great article!
Most of climate science has things all wrong. They really need to mathematically model their hypothesis of all the underlying physics (about a hundred different specialties). Then use the computer to numerically solve those equations so they can figure out what and how to measure in the real world to determine whether or not the hypothesis makes any sense. Any other use of computers is just playing video games.
Phil: It will, but not if you point it at the sail 😉 . Love those swamp boats that work on that principle.
I have seen science teachers in training around here and some are excellent (pay attention in their science classes and do well) and others are pitiful (very social but not learning the science). I’m afraid our future k-12 students are in for a mixed bag.
Model Problems:-
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulhudson/
My apologies to Willis because I looked at the Solomon reference, “Solomon S et al (ed) 2007 Climate Change 2007: The Physical Science Basis (Cambridge: Cambridge University Press)”, and my first thought is that there is no way that could be the IPCC document but a short search later showed it was. Therefore, I think that it rates a score over 30!
Climate models should be simulators based on first principles. A simulator that can model 3 bouncy balls in a revolving barrel should be able to model 3000. From that any macro behaviours should then arise naturally.
(You don’t model the big things that arise from the little things: you just model the little things accurately and let sh*t happen.)
The way they discuss the model’s lack of alignment with reality and the approach to amending it seems to indicate that the first principles just aren’t right i.e. the scientific assumptions are wrong, and they’re going to whack it with a hammer until it looks right (fudge).
sceptical says:
February 1, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Mr. Eschenbach, “…the most recent one is called “AR4″ rather than the ”F. u. b. A. R. “, presumably to avoid using the “F-word”.”
There sceptical and Willis I fixed the F.A.R. thingy for you.
Frank K. has correctly summarised many of the problems associated with climate models. “In addition, with these kinds of problems, then solutions can be highly sensitive to initial conditions and boundary conditions. And depending on your assumptions, you may or may not get a valid solution – nothing can be guaranteed for non-linear systems!!”
Like him I am not against models being used for climate predictions. I am against those who pretend that such predictions can have any serious degree of accuracy – except, perhaps, as to the boundaries which have been imposed upon them in the initial assumptions.
Some thirty years ago, using using a variety of the most sophisticated econometric models then available, three hundred and sixty-five leading economists in the UK forecast that Prime Minister Thatcher’s financial, industrial and economic policies would fail and lead to all sorts of disasters with a few years. None of which came about. Instead the UK thrived.
Econometric models are not nearly as complex as climate models nor do they pretend to forecast events so far into the future.
George Edward Pelham Box, professor Emeritus of Statistics at the University of Wiconsin, famously said “Remember that all models are wrong; the practical question is how wrong do they have to be to not be useful.” Empirical Model-Building by Box and Draper, p. 74
Anders Valland says:
February 2, 2012 at 2:49 am
Anders, since your first appearance in this thread your whining posts have been one unending litany of complaints. Are you like this in real life? Do you walk into a room, seek out the host whom you’ve never met, and start the conversation by telling him he’s being a jerk?
Get it straight, my friend. At this point your own credibility has sunk below that of Conrad, and that takes some doing. Conrad’s boasting about how he knows all about models and I should go back to school makes no difference to me. But at least he’s not mewling about it, he’s a man.
So why do you think that your wingeing and whimpering about what a bad boy I am will affect me in the slightest? I don’t care even one little teeny bit what you think, Anders. As I said above, you are just the latest jerk to appear and tell me I’m doing it wrong … and as if to prove my point, just after I posted that to you above, somebody came along to tell me what I had posted was too long …
I ignored him, just like I ignore your complaints. You don’t get it, Anders, I’m not one of the pet toy poodle people you hang around with that are all sensitive new age guys. I don’t give a damn if the CAGW folks are upset when I tear their science apart. I don’t care if you think I’m a big meanie to Conrad. I am one of the real 1% who don’t live their lives and set their courses based on what other people might think, but who follow their own compass. You might try it sometimes, it is exhilarating to be responsible for your own successes and failures.
You have a choice, Anders, both here and in the world. It is the choice that Buddha put before his followers. In its simplest form, it can be expressed as “dig it or bitch about it”. For everything that enters your ken, for everything that happens, you can either enjoy it or hate it, the choice is up to you.
Now, ever since you entered this thread, you’ve been bitching about it, and about me, and about my actions, and about what a bad person I am.
That’s your choice, my friend … but other than a serious empathy for what living with such a nasty mental condition must be like for you, I fear that your unending litany of complaints is meaningless to me. Sure, if you insist that the world is totally unacceptable to Anders and complain about it all day long, that’s how the world will really be … but it’s your choice.
w.
Turns out Mark Twain didn’t say “there are lies, damn lies and statistics”. But he should have. Willis, did I read that post right? Were you instructed to look up something in Wikipedia?
conrad clark says:
February 1, 2012 at 9:35 pm
Thanks, conrad. No, I was teaching myself. And because I was self-taught and living in a remote location, as far as I knew at the time I invented the idea of computer-based evolutionary learning. Of course I didn’t actually invent it, far from it. But I worked on it off and on for some years in my isolation, which was most entertaining and educational, I learned a lot.
Sadly, you are quite correct about iterative models. As I’m sure you know, iterative models are tricky, finicky beasts that love to not only go off the rails, but to fall off the table entirely. They are also black boxes in that you may not know a) where it went wrong or b) how to fix it.
So when three of them come up with widely differing results, it’s hard or even impossible to sort out why … and getting the right answer for the wrong reasons is more dangerous than just getting the wrong answer.
All the best to you,
w.
Agnostic says:
February 2, 2012 at 7:47 am
And your problem is, you think I care in the slightest whether you agree with Anders or what Anders thinks of my evil ways. Get it straight. I don’t care about you or your anonymous opinion.
I’m a guy who doesn’t suffer fools gladly and who defends himself when attacked. I don’t run my life based on votes from my friends about my behavior. I pay no attention to focus groups, and even less attention to earnest advice from random internet talking heads who won’t even sign their own names to their opinions.
Sometimes most of my readers agree with what I say or do, sometimes most of my readers think I’ve gone off the rails. I pay absolutely no attention to either reaction, I “treat those two impostors just the same”. I do what I think is right, not what you or the vox pop think is right.
You are correct, I’m a throwback, a dinosaur, an atavism living in the wrong era, a fool who truly doesn’t care in the slightest what you think about my actions.
You clearly don’t like that.
I’m sorry to hear that, but I have no plans to change based on the likes or dislikes of a man who won’t even sign his own words.
w.
Ron Manley says:
February 2, 2012 at 7:51 am
Yeah, but don’t forget the page numbers …
w.
Willis, when you say “The blog statistics show I am far and away the most popular guest author on the site. ” the phrase ‘car crash TV’ comes to mind.
I had to laugh. I’d just written to Agnostic and Anders above about why I didn’t put any weight on their opinions of my actions.
After that, I went off to cruise the web and came across an article by a nurse about the 5 biggest regrets people had when they were dying. Topping the list, number one with a bullet, was the following:
As you might assume, that regret will not even make it on my top five, much less be number one …
w.
What happened to the kinder, gentler Willis?
Wow Willis, you’ve really stirred something up. I can’t help but laugh at the ludicrous nature of the conversations going on with those three posters. The real joke is the other two complaining about you being mean to poor ol’ Conrad, while completely ignoring the baseless, illogical attacks by Conrad at your credibility over completely true things you write–let alone the debasing nature of his tone. But, even then, at least even Conrad was still discussing the article, even if challenging a relatively unimportant fragment of it!
This is the first time a WUWT thread as made me smile with amusement.
I guess you rankle feathers when you point out the incapacity of computers of model “reality” (or their version of it) with any relevance. To me, models are only useful in getting a handle on what variables deserve extra attention for -empirical observations and experiments-. If you put in all the relationships you do know, and see it go off the rails, it can help in a reductionist way to dissect out what relationships need further study to get a true view of reality built on science not computer programming. To me, a scientist, models may be a tool in the box, but they are not an experiment, or observation, or science; and it’s a travesty we have this field of climate science trying to change our ways of living based on what the computer programs they are writing are saying, rather than reality! Or what about geological history? It pains me that we sit here relaying on computer simulations rather than the observable geological record, or the normal swings going on outside our windows.
Thank you for sticking it to them, and upholding the credibility of science.
This paper makes me laugh, and is contrary to every known property of climatology. Melting ice doesn’t increase cold, or add cold, it just holds temperatures steady in its immediate area until it finishes melting. Have climatologists forgotten thermal dynamics at the same time they jettisoned the geologists out the airlock?
Mr Eschenbach,
After reading your eye-opening argument, I was reminded of a Wiki article, and managed to remember the term and the title for the faulty scientific processes in climate science you describe: pathological science. It’s a curious term apparently coined by one Irving Langmuir in the ’50s. It can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathological_science and may be worth your time, if you aren’t already familiar with it.
What I find interesting is that in rejecting input by “non-specialists,” i.e. scientists from other disciplines, “mainstream” climate science is digging a hole for itself by relying exclusively on government and “green” industry funding which gives it a false impression of legitimacy, stability and longevity. The glory of Soviet science, like Lysenkoism and “poly-water” come to mind. The problem for climate science, of course, is that by severely limiting the pool of scientific contributors and reducing the number of papers that are “acceptable,” climate science will drift off the map to become another oddity categorized as “pathological science.” Add to this the fact that climate scientists are (mis)behaving very much like pampered pseudoscientists with an attitude, we may expect that climate science will sooner, rather than later, find its proper place among the “traditional” pseudosciences like phrenology, homeopathy, chiropraxy, cold fusion, chem trails, astrology and perpetuum mobile “research.” It’s worse than we thought!
@Alan Watt,
How is Willis being mean or unreasonable? He isn’t being a jerk, nor unkind! Just saying he isn’t going to dance to their tunes, or bow to their preconceived notions of… whatever it is they are trying to make him do, I have no idea what they are hoping to accomplish, do you?
Nothing Willis has said is a personal attack, unlike the personal attacks or derogatory statements the other three posters have made (particularly Conrad with his “go back to school” snark; quite the insult! Why haven’t you called out Conrad for a direct insult like that?).
You should be asking Conrad to be kinder, gentler, and more reasonable… and get back on topic of the thread.
Phil, your science teacher was right. IF the fan is big enough and blows towards the rear end of the boat. You don’t even need a sail. These things are called air-boats. 🙂
Alan Watt says:
February 2, 2012 at 11:23 am
Bad news, Alan, this is me being kinder and gentler, you didn’t see all the stuff I left on the cutting room floor before posting my responses to the commenters … hey, it’s a work in progress, what can I say?
w.
Alan Watt,
What Willis was that. I have never noticed him around here.
Willis, please don’t change, I like your attitude just like it is.
PhilH says (February 2, 2012 at 8:03 am): “Mr Lynn: reminds me of a science teacher I had in high school who said that you could put a fan on the back of a sailboat and it would drive the boat.”
Mythbusters blew their own sail with limited but definite success:
“Solomon Green says:
February 2, 2012 at 9:25 am
Frank K. has correctly summarised many of the problems associated with climate models. ”
Not to hammer a dead horse guys, but I learned in stat 101 that curve fitting is not modellling(that was physics 101). Anytime you use equations with adjustable parameters you are curve fitting, and a curve fit “model” is only usefull within the data range that was used to generate it. Primarily because you have no way of knowing or testing whether or not the equation actually fits the physics behind the observations and can give correct results when out of its fitted range. Any physical model (without fitted parameters) will at the very least model the correct sign at any point. I like to use the photo-voltaic effect as an example. Once Einstein visualized the correct model, photons as particles instead of waves, he had a physical model that worked. Further work in particle physics allowed them to calculate the photo-electric voltage and match measured results. and in some cases spot poor meaurements.
No climate model is based solely on first principles. so none of them are useful in making predictions, or projections, or wahtever they call them.