The work I do here important, and I’ve always hoped that someday, if I worked hard enough, and produced enough clever articles and research, that I’d finally get invited into the exclusive club of climate cash that supposedly the rest of the skeptics are getting. I’ve felt left out, and I thought perhaps because my blog has a funny name that has nothing to do with climate was the reason I never got invited.
Well those days are over. My ship has just come in, and I’m now flush with the promise of cash from the biggest oil company in the world. Yes, that one, Exxon-Mobil.
I’m was so relieved when the notice came in email today.
I’m going to buy a new Tesla roadster, and get “WUWT” license plates to annoy my liberal friends. Then I’m going to buy Kenji a diamond studded dog collar and a barrel of those pupperoni snacks he likes so much, then take the wife and kids on a world wide tour.
Life is good thanks to Exxon-Mobil.
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The President of Benin has awarded me some money and my agent warned me
‘to avoid paying money to the fraud stars that is going on through the WORLD’
I was grateful for the advice.
They have forgotten to ask for your bank account details and credit card pin number Anthony!
Uh, Anthony, you are going to remember the ever so dedicated moderators and perhaps even more dedicated guest posters (like me!), right?
Can I have one of the fancier staterooms? One with air conditioning and an Internet link?
Perhaps you could send me some of that cash to pay the fuel bills for the forthcoming coldest ever winter here in the uk . i always suspected you were in the pay of big oil . by the way i came across an educational kit to teach 8 year olds about the “green” solar powered house and ..guess watt it needs back up batteries to get it to work!
My ship has just come in
We in N.Z. have just had one come in like that in the picture too Anthony ‘cept ours is on the rocks on a reef just outside Tauranga. Big oil is coming in too – ‘cept it is coming in on the beach. You never know what the tide brings in these days. I ‘spect you will be as lucky as we are.
Cheers
Douglas
LOL – thanks for the laugh!
Ha Ha You Loser Denialist Watts! just snagged that form filled it out and mailed it in. I’m getting that money!!! Your skepticism just got the better of you and you lost out on millions!!!!…
Com’on Anthony, you know Big Oil can’t be trusted. This is just another of their scams. Now if it was from Solyndra…..
[having the word “scam” in a post results in the automated spam filter trapping the post . . mod]
Uh, Anthony, you are going to remember the ever so dedicated moderators and perhaps even more dedicated guest posters (like me!), right?
Can I have one of the fancier staterooms? One with air conditioning and an Internet link?
Hey, I’m one of the first wave to survey a station, and I’ve been a WUWTer since the beginning, so I should get something too!!!
I suppose one could hope for an email from a guilt stricken Warren Buffett.
I thought camels were suppose to be the ships of the desert……………
What do you need money for? You just showed us proof of alien visitation. When the aliens come, money won’t be needed. We’ll get everything for free. We’ll all get along, and be happy.
Oh, wait. That’s what they told us in 2008.
And we might have [SNIP: This is not the sort of discussion we should be promoting at WUWT – it just leads to hard feelings and nothing gets settled. -REP] … at least that’s what some people say. When do I get my free $#^7?
:->
Fascinating. I did not “realize” ExxonMobil was “headquartered” in Malaysia
If you can get a completed Tesla … anythings possible!
…a diamond studded dog collar for Kenji to match the blood diamond encrusted cod piece you wear under your hooded purple velvet cloak:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100109539/who-funds-the-climate-alarmists/
May God bless you with your new found treasure.
Note that being rich in life adds significant responsibilities and burdens.
Congrats, Anthony. Hope you enjoy yourself with all of that dirty oil money. I’d buy silver, or gold, or food, or guns and ammo right now as the USD’s will soon be such that your windfall may be just enough to purchase a loaf of bread.
so the warmists are right about Anthony, they kept telling this and I didn’t believe. And to make it worse:
GaryP says:October 12, 2011 at 10:59 am
about that car, ?!Ӥ$%&, Gary, I was the idiot.
Hey Bouldersolar, I’d be happy to give you right of way if I see your Telsa. After all, it’s hard not to give someone right of way when they make you laugh that hard!!!
YOUR FULL NAME: Anthony Watts
LOCATION: In the hearts of sceptics and the thorn in the sides of AGW scientists.
AGE: Freedom of information request required.
TEL/MOBILE 1 8 10 10
GENDER: Got balls
CONFIRM YOUR EMAIL : yes that’s it.
I thought you were alread rich from the Koch Brother’s conspiracy particiaption? ;^)
And anyway, I got my application to the Exxon grant in first.
Bon voyage!
/sarc
I think you should make sure to drive your new Tesla to the Occupy Wall Street protests – in fact, go to all of the similar ones around the country! Use that Boulder, CO. resident’s bumper sticker and let the games begin!
Keep up the great work, Anthony, seriously – your site is excellence in action.
“Oil’s well that ends well!” Congrats on your sudden ‘climate changing’ wealth!
A Humvee converted to electric!!!
They haven’t contacted me yet >:(