Northeast US blizzard proves global warming, or something

I was about to head for the ball game in Philly when I heard it was going to be snowed out. How in thunder can a football game be snowed out? So I checked the news and sure enough there was a major snow storm raging northward across the original colonies.
I called an acquaintance who put me in touch with a person at a major climate center where there are expensive computers and lots of people with letters after their names. This fellow (I. M. Janitor by name) claims his people talk to other people who have it on good authority that the current condition is called ICS. Their models prove that Earth Mother, sometimes called Gaia, has been ravaged of all her carbon that has then been mixed with other chemicals and force fed back to her circulation systems. The professor in the corner office has it on good authority (although he can’t remember that person’s name) that carbon-chemical mixtures will cause major heating of the tubular manifolds, or in common terms irritation. This carbon caused irritation, somewhat like an infection by bacteria about a person’s heart, also called endocarditis, disrupts flows and valves in the straits, such as in and out of the Arctic Ocean or the Gulf of Mexico. When Gaia gets endocarditis from infectious carbon dioxide then several northern seas won’t freeze over and they spill their warm waters over and melt the ice holding the tundra down. The tundra pops up and floats as islands and these tip over and send tsunamis crashing about. Major disruption, that.
Well, all the out rushing from the northern areas causes a vacuum there and air and water from the south rush north to fill that. But (and here’s the trick), there isn’t room up there to hold all this stuff and it mashes together on its way north, like a traffic jam on an ice covered freeway, and all the tumbling and rubbing causes it to gush into the air where the hidden cold there turns all those chemical things into snow.
So, carbon mixtures in the tubular manifolds heats Gaia’s guts and disruptions spurt up like mushrooms within her overheated vital organs. That’s known as irritable climate syndromeor ICS and it explains conclusively how warming causes cooling.
So, you got that?

The last month of satellite TLT data shows it is not dropping which had me puzzled. I’m now wondering if this is due to there being so much snow in the NH (and SH?) the heat is being reflected back to space. Satellite SST is also not dropping; the oceans may actually be releasing more heat, setting up for another drop. The tantalizing prospect of all this could be we are in for one helluva temperature crash in the coming months after January and even more snow.
Throw in a SSW and whoa.

I cant believe this trash. They didn’t even let us vent in a comment section.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/26/opinion/26cohen.html?_r=2&ref=opinion
Last winter, too, was exceptionally snowy and cold across the Eastern United States and Eurasia, as were seven of the previous nine winters.”
What happened to Occam’s razor? Could it be Judah that winter is cold just because winter is cold”? Judah’s explanation is so complicated that it reads like a conspiracy theory. Now I believe that C02 warms the atmosphere (but not as much as AGW people would have me believe) but I will never accept that C02 warms that atmosphere and that a warmer atmosphere leads to record cold spells.
There is a sense of desparation about the piece. I would have accepted natural variation as an excuse but I guess there is just a little too much natural variation going on at the moment and people like Jodah feel they have to explain it.

rob m says:
December 26, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Judah Cohen explains it all for us. I wasn’t sure at first but I actually think he is serious.
He is serious, his comment: “How can we reconcile this?” shows he has approached the contradiction between AGW and 8 winters out of 10 being cold by embracing the Warmists theories and inventing a lunatic argument to rationalise his viewpoint.
His whole approach can be summed up by an old Australian saying: “if my Uncle had tits he would be my Aunt”
[ryanm: bingo, the word reconcile is a terrible buzzword]

snow on mount wellington tasmania in sydney cold ,it cannot be it,s middle summer here in australia .AlGore please turn up the heat please please.

This Snowmageddon II storm…was a product of the now “colder” Pacific and the lower thicknesses in the means thereby…which resulted in 15 to 20 feet of snow in the California Sierra last week.
This energy trekked across the USA and met some Arctic air and a stubborn month-long Greenland rex block (now breaking down)….and voila a widespread coastal whiteout for the eastern USA….from North Carolina to New England and on into Canada.
With the 50/50 low entrenched off of the Maritimes (until today!) and the negative NAO….this was a perfect set-up.
Obviously, “climatology” is changing….because the Virginia coast would not get a whiteout 20 years ago.
[ryanm: Tyrannosaurus Rex?]
Hopefully the model physics will be adjusted to conform with the *change* in climate that is occurring.
(Not man made for the most part….just natural variability….but a change for *us* nonetheless because we as a species can not seem to think past a few decades…not to mention a 100 years or 10,000 years or 10,000,000 years).
Chris
Norfolk, VA, USA

Doyle says:
December 26, 2010 at 8:30 pm
” I’m so tired and cold from all this anthropogenically cooled global warming residue”
That’s gold.

What we Denialists fail to understand is that far from being evidence of cold conditions, excess snow and ice is in fact heat, in an extreme and chaotic form.

STOP PRESS – NEW CLIMATE PREDICTION MODEL UNVEILED
Last night, before a hushed crowd of environmental reporters frantically seeking a way to redeem their trashed reputations, Professor Brains-Turnedorf of the Postdam Institute explained how he and his team had finally proved beyond doubt that global warming causes global cooling causes global warming causes . . . .
With the aid of a really cool Power Point demonstration donated by the Goracle, Professor Brains-Turnedorf detailed the basics of a completely new branch of climate study which he called his “Arctic Sea Ice Climate Predictability Model”.
According to the Professor global warming caused most of the Arctic sea-ice to melt, thereby allowing the super-heated water formerly trapped underneath to warm the air above the ocean. This, in turn caused a high-pressure cell to form in the atmosphere above the Arctic Circle, pushing colder air southwards, resulting in the record cold winter currently being experienced in the Northern Hemisphere.
Professor Brains-Turnedorf went on to detail how his Arctic Sea Ice Climate Predictability Model will make weather-forecasting a cinch in the future. He unveiled what he named as the “Three Sacred Sea ice Conditions”, which will predict all future weather patterns with 100% accuracy. These are:
SAME Arctic sea ice extent = same heat = similar winter to now.
LESS Arctic sea ice extent = more heat = even harsher winter.
MORE Arctic sea ice extent = less heat = milder winter.
To demonstrate the simplicity and validity of his model, Professor Brains-Turnedorf pointed that if by some impossibility the amount of Arctic sea ice doubled next year, then the Northern Hemisphere would suffer its hottest winter ever. Conversely, if the sea ice disappears completely then the entire Northern Hemisphere would freeze over.
During question time there was tense moment when a Denier, disguised as an environmental reporter, asked the Professor to explain away 2007, with its even lower sea ice extent and mild winter. After the unbeliever had been summarily evicted the good Professor reassured the faithful by explaining that he had only just finished working out the “Arctic Sea Ice Predictability Model” on his abacus, and hadn’t yet had time to calculate in the necessary fudge factors.
“Not that it matters” concluded the professor. “My work has been pal-reviewed by Hanson and Mann, and all the crowd over at the NOAA. So we have a consensus and the science is settled”
“And it’s even worse than we thought”, he concluded as he was carried triumphant from the dais by the adoring congregation.

Hanson is an A$$. The GISS is a joke. NOAA is redundant if the GISS still exists.
We should practice fiscal responsibility and demand that either NASA or NOAA disolve the missions or combine them to save money!
NASA has the A Train (Polar Orbit science sats) and they ignore the real data from the sensors and, well, you know, tell you what they want you to hear so that the grant moneys keep a rolling.

OK. I’ll try.
The Hottest Year Breeds The Worst Winter this Millennium
In a surprising twist that has left many New Yorkers understandably confused, this year’s global fever has brought another chilling start to winter.
“That is how fevers work,” noted one popular blogger. “First hot, then cold. But we all know that this will get more disruptive and catastrophic. If we do not cure the climate it will always be too hot or too cold, and never just right. No species can survive that kind of unprecedented change.”
The cold and snow was no surprise to experts. “This was always almost known by the leading global climatologists,” said Dr. Richard Nixon, head modeller at the Madoff Climate Data Center, “but there was still a chance that the debate on this was not over. So, to avoid unduly alarming the public with any uncertain predictions, we delayed peer reviewed publication until after it first happened.”
“The untrained public often misses the big picture,” said Nixon, “confusing their experiences and memories with the correct data. Even now it seems even colder than it really is to an average person because of the sudden change, the tipping point, from this year’s relentless heat. Still cold enough for snow, and plenty of it with the moisture boiling up from the rising oceans, but it is a warmer cold.”