Just when you think things can’t get any more bizarre with the IPCC, having just learned that the IPPC 2007 report used magazine articles for references, head of the IPCC, Dr. Rajenda Pachauri, provides comedy gold. According to the UK Telegraph, he’s just released what they describe as a “smutty” romance novel, Return to Almora laced with steamy sex, lots of sex. Oh, and Shirley MacLaine.
Here’s the good doctor, grinning like a Cheshire cat at his book launch in India on January 10th.
The Telegraph’s Robert Mendick and Amrit Dhillon in Delhi write:
As the UN’s climate change chief, Dr Rajendra Pachauri has spent his career writing only the driest of academic articles. But the latest offering from the chairman of the UN’s climate change panel is an altogether racier tome.
Some might even suggest Dr Pachauri’s first novel is frankly smutty.
WARNING ADULT CONTENT FOLLOWS:
(First time I’ve had to do that on WUWT)
Return to Almora, published in Dr Pachauri’s native India earlier this month, tells the story of Sanjay Nath, an academic in his 60s reminiscing on his “spiritual journey” through India, Peru and the US.
On the way he encounters, among others, Shirley MacLaine, the actress, who appears as a character in the book. While relations between Sanjay and MacLaine remain platonic, he enjoys sex – a lot of sex – with a lot of women.
In breathless prose that risks making Dr Pachauri, who will be 70 this year, a laughing stock among the serious, high-minded scientists and world leaders with whom he mixes, he details sexual encounter after sexual encounter.
The book, which makes reference to the Kama Sutra, starts promisingly enough as it tells the story of a climate expert with a lament for the denuded mountain slopes of Nainital, in northern India, where deforestation by the timber mafia and politicians has “endangered the fragile ecosystem”.
But talk of “denuding” is a clue of what is to come.
By page 16, Sanjay is ready for his first liaison with May in a hotel room in Nainital. “She then led him into the bedroom,” writes Dr Pachauri.
“She removed her gown, slipped off her nightie and slid under the quilt on his bed… Sanjay put his arms around her and kissed her, first with quick caresses and then the kisses becoming longer and more passionate.
“May slipped his clothes off one by one, removing her lips from his for no more than a second or two.
“Afterwards she held him close. ‘Sandy, I’ve learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?’.”
More follows, including Sanjay and friends queuing to have sexual encounters with Sajni, an impoverished but willing local: “Sanjay saw a shapely dark-skinned girl lying on Vinay’s bed. He was overcome by a lust that he had never known before … He removed his clothes and began to feel Sajni’s body, caressing her voluptuous breasts.”
Take a cold shower, and read the rest of the steamy (possibly a water vapor feedback loop) novel at the Telegraph here
Note to the U.N. – Time to kick Pachy to the curb, he’s not just toast now, he’s carbonized.
In other news, The Love Guru has this relevant quote from a hockey team member: “there’s no connection between hockey and my love life”
UPDATE: Steve McIntyre quips:
In breaking news, Vivid Entertainment has bought the film rights to the IPCC Fourth Assessment Report. They plan to give new meaning to the terms Working Group 1, Working Group 2 and Working Group 3. They promise to give “peer review” an entirely new interpretation.
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It’s worse than we thought.
“More follows, including Sanjay and friends queuing to have sexual encounters with Sajni, an impoverished but willing local”
OMG, a Pachy party gangbang. So that’s what they meant by local community “capacity building”.
Sigh, and now, Novel-gate.
LOL, from science fiction to romantic fiction, LOL,I guess he has finally found his true calling, NOT, LOL, It is still allot to do about nothing. HAHAHA who knows, it may make Opras book club to read list………………………
Indian smut is hot, it’s no wonder there’s a billion of em. hahaha…….
First, the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize.
Next, the 2009 Nobel Sleaze Price.
Truly, this is a rennaissance man extraordinaire.
Please, for goodness sake, keep this book out of Slick Willie’s hands or he will go berserk with some PYT.
Also, let’s hear no more demands for Pachauri’s resignation or sacking. Let’s face it folks, this guy is too blinkin’ good to be true!!
In an interview with the ChicagoTribune, Pachauri was asked what he thought of the small but vocal group of skeptics out there. His response was “there is, even today, a Flat Earth Society that meets every year to say the Earth is flat.”
The next question he was asked was, “What have you done personally to shrink your carbon footprint?” His response: He “believes in reincarnation. It will take me the next six lives to neutralize my carbon footprint.”
http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2008/aug/03/opinion/chi-poi-pachauri_thinkaug03
The guy is a piece of work…
Re: jlc (Jan 30 20:06),
Just because you asked,
you should check SM’s post:
http://climateaudit.org/2010/01/30/return-to-almora/
http://climateaudit.org/2010/01/30/return-to-almora/#comment-218581
They have to keep this guy on. As the face and spirit of the IPCC he is absolutely indispensible.
Well, it looks that everything make sense now. EPA findings declaring CO2 as a poison was based on recent paper “Return to Almora”, by world leading climatologist DR. Railroad Door Knob ( peer-reviewed) by Prof. Spell Check. Now, who is working on antidotum to CO2?
After the IPCC explodes, will they all get their 44 virgins?
And in related news, Pachauri prefers his fossil-fuel chauffeured car to his chauffeured electric car, provided to him for his 1 mile daily commute from his £4.5million home to his office, but urges others to take public transportation, cycle, or walk.
http://hockeyschtick.blogspot.com/2010/01/ipcc-peer-reviewed-source-climbing.html
Dr. Pachauri please, please do not resign. I’ve already canceled Comedy Channel on my satellite. You are 10 times better. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I wonder how much of it he wrote on the UN dime…
I don’t know which is funnier; Pachauri’s book, or your NSFW warning.
So, when does Big Al’s novel about him and Tipper come out?
The guy who arranged the debate between Bill Gray and Kevin Trenberth wrote a mind-blowing novel. Seriously.
http://rayharvey.org/index.php/2010/01/dr-william-gray-and-dr-kevin-trenberth-debate-global-warming-part-1/
Ok,
I’ve sat on this since I wrote my piece on Pachauri. As we follow the money, as we see Pachuari moving onto Millionaire row, it occurred to me that there were only two things missing from living the dream…..
You got power, you got money, what’s next..
So I checked the personell in his office early this week:
http://www1.ipcc.ch/about/ipcc-secretariat.htm
na, that’s being way too cynical.
The last piece of living the dream.. who knows.
But If I were a journalist with a nose for scandal, I’d follow my nose,
it always knows, what rhymes with toe.
Again, no evidence. I’d just look at that.
REPLY: I’m chuckling – Schlingemann “consultant for outreach”. 😉
-A
What do global warming and Pachauri’s sex novel have in common?
Both are touted as being hot enough to melt glaciers.
In reality neither is worth getting excited over.
They both mention him-alayan way too many times.
They both feature prostitutes in Copenhagen.
They’re both the product of the wild imaginations of IPCC scientists.
They’re both fiction (obviously).
They’re both are so poorly marketed that nobody’s buying either.
The man is a joke wrapped in a farce dipped in idiocy encrusted with foolishness.
He felt that the world would truly be better off cutting trees to print this garbage on it???????????????? He’s an embarrasment to my race.
Re: Doug (Jan 30 20:56),
Al claimed that Love Story by Eric Segal was written about him and Tipper at one point. That lie was quickly disposed of by the author.
Unfortunately, the lie of AGW as promulgated by Al will take much longer to refute.
It must be catching! Our PM Rudd, a devoted alarmist, has also written a book about his pet dog and cat!
http://www.americanidol.com/videos/season_9/memorable_auditions/larry_platt/
“The book, which makes reference to the Kama Sutra, starts promisingly enough as it tells the story of a climate expert with a lament for the denuded mountain slopes of Nainital, in northern India, where deforestation by the timber mafia and politicians has “endangered the fragile ecosystem”.
I bet he meant to write about saving the planet, but kept wondering into sex fantasies. What a degenerate, no wonder he is so anti-human.
I just heated up a nice bowl of home made vegetable beef soup, Placed it by my computer to savor it with climategate porn on WUWT and what do I open up to find? Disgusting Pachauri soft porn. Thanks WUWT. I hope I can still finish me soup.
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