NOAA: FUBAR high temp/climate records from faulty sensor to remain in place at Honolulu

PaulHClark (01:53:08) :

FUBAR in this instance means F Useless But Alright Really.

That’s close enough to the U.S. military acronym [“F’d Up Beyond All Repair”]. In this instance, SNAFU would work just as well for the NOAA [Situation Normal; All F’d Up].
[For the moderators, “All F’d Up = All ‘Fouled’ Up. ;^) ]

Some medical acronyms that may apply to the NOAA [I especially like FOS] :
SFRDKWHTSF – Some Farking Retard –
Don’t Know Why He Talks So Funny.
GOMER – Get Out of My Emergency Room
FTF – Failure To Fly (jumper)
CC – Crispy Critter
ETOH – Either Tipsy Or High
DSTO (veterinary) – Dog Smarter Than Owner
TF BUNDY (veterinary) – Totally Farked But
Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
FOS – Constipated [Full Of Sh__]
TwoCC – Two Carbon Chained [Drunk]
T2T Ratio – Tattoo To Tooth Ratio
DBI – Dirt Bag Index ( T x T = Number of Unbathed Days)
Summer Teeth – “some are here and some are not”
FLK – Funny Looking Kid
ICBINS – I Can’t Believe It’s Not Smegma
HOP – Hang Over Poo
CRAFT – Can’t Remember A Farking Thing
TEETH – Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
FITH – Farked In The Head
NQRITH – Not Quite Right In The Head
GOK – God Only Knows
LGFTC – Looks Good From The Corridor
LGFD – Looks Good From Doorway
KBSB – Kicked Bed, Still Breathing
DILLIGAF – Do I Look Like I Give A Fark?
90/10 Rule – 90% of assaults are deserved.
10 minutes after arrival, you want to
smack them yourself.
BMT – Bowel Movement Taco (don’t ask)
TNWTLSITM – There is No Way That Little Shiat Is
Touching Me
SFRDKWHTSF – So Farking Retarded, Doesn’t Know Which
Hole To Shiat FromTTFO – “To Take Fluid Orally” (Told To Fark Off)
BOHICA – Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
UPOS – Useless Piece Of Shiat
Plumbum oscillans – (lat.) “Swinging the Lead” (malingering)
SHS – Sullen/Hostile/Stupid (Inner City)
PBKAC (administrative) – Problem Between Keyboard
And Chair [universally applicable]
CC TOTDN – Cancel Christmas, This One is Taking a Dirt Nap
GSWP – Gun Shot Wound/Penis
FDGB – Fall Down Go Boom
URTI – “Upper Respiratory Tract Infection” (Also: You Are Too Idle)
SRI – Something Rong Inside
SVRI – Something Very Rong Inside
GORK – God Only Really Knows
WC – Walking Corpse
BUSOA – Blood Unpredictably Spurting Out Arse (Brit.)
DOT – Dead On Toilet
DIB – Dead In Bed (literally)
CRUMP – Patient who is permanently crumpled
TMB – Too Many Birthdays (old age)
LUBL – Liquored Up but Legal
LURTS – Liquored Up, Return To Sender (police)
DFKDFC – Don’t Farking Know, Don’t Farking Care
TSTOM – Too Stupid To Operate Machines
FIG – Found In Gutter
ACIDEC “the whole shootin’ match” – Abdominal drains, Colostomy, Ileostomy, Duodenostomy, Esophagostomy, Chest tubes
Rule of 5 – Any five of the above list; usually fatal
PITA – Pain In The Ass
NTD – Needs To Die
TSTL – Too Stupid To Live
TWSAM – Trash Will Survive And Multiply
BWCOD – Baby Won’t Come Out, Dammit (said prior to
C-Section)
Oligoneuronic – (Lat.) “Few brain cells”
Azooneuronic – (Lat.) “No brain cells”
LART – Loser Attitude Readjustment Tool (any medical
instrument used to discipline and/or punish an obnoxious patient.)
BGFH – Bastard Goner From Hell (trying violently and
messily to die while using maximum emergency
room resources and creating great disruption)
DNTMA – Do not Transfer Me Again (patient shuffled about
until chief surgeon intervenes to stop it)
Neeper – onomatopoeic – Chronic whiner making sound
described as “neep neep nop…”
Starfish – No brain
STC – Spoke To Child (child more coherent than parent)
Zorched – Human, machine or electronic part damaged
beyond repair
Urban Legend – Bigfoot victim
Spewmaster – Punter with large volume of vomit (Brit.)
DRTFM – Didn’t Read The Farking Manual (parents
who stupidly injure their child) (also Lat.:
enchiriordum futuentum lege, “Read the tech
manual”)
TGMRAAFU – This Guy’s Medical Records Are All
Farked Up
AIDY – Am I Dead Yet? (patient who doesn’t believe they
are still alive
HIBGIA – Had It Before, Got It Again
CCFCCP – Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs
Glow Worms – HAZMAT personnel
Pharmaceutically gifted – drugged out
Trans-occipital implant – gunshot to head
Urban outdoorsmen – homeless
PVC Challenge – endotracheal intubation
NLPR – No Longer Playing Records (deceased)
CTD – Circling the drain – Terminal
GFPO – Good For Parts Only (terminal)
UBI – Unexplained Beer Injury
PAFO – Pissed And Fell Over
AMTFO – Asked me To Fark Off
Code Brown – fecal incontinence emergency
O-Sign – unconscious with mouth open
Q-Sign – unconscious with mouth open, tongue
hanging out
LOBNH – Lights On But Nobody Home
Pumpkin Positive – Light shown through mouth will
illuminate head, brainless
PIMBA – (Port.) “swollen footed run-over drunk”
Rice Krispies – subcutaneous air
PID – Pink In Dere (Pelvic Inflammatory Disease)
KSS – Kidney Stone Shuffle
Band-Aid Bunnies – female EMS
IWTSFI – I Wish They’d Stop Faking It
HHPTBY – Has He Paid The Bill Yet?
FA11 – Film At 11 (important pending X-Ray)
SCFC – Search Crack(s) For Crack