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Starmer Government Greenlights 15 Minute City Legal Enforcement

Essay by Eric Worrall

First published JoNova; Ordinary residents of trial cities will only be permitted 100 days per year outside their 15 minute region. But special people get a free pass.

Labour council brings in ‘perverse’ 15-minute driving rules – it could roll out across UK

Labour ministers have drawn up plans to hand councils powers to bring in 15-minute cities branded ‘Stalinist’ and ‘perverse’.

By Aaron Newbury
10:18, Sun, Jan 25, 2026 Updated: 10:41, Sun, Jan 25, 2026

Sir Keir Starmer will introduce 15-minute cities across the country with critics slamming them as ‘Stalinist’ and ‘perverse’ , it has been revealed.

15-minute cities are a new concept based on the idea that a person living in one will be able to access everything they need within a quarter of an hour by walking or cycling. They are sometimes accompanied by restrictions on motorists.

Oxford, which is actively implementing a plan to introduce the scheme, has seen its local authority plot to divide the city into six “15-minute neighbourhoods”. This would see drivers needing to secure a permit for residents so that they could travel for 100 days for free through the traffic filters in the city.

A separate permit would allow just 25 days of free travel, with drivers hit with fines should they move around the city beyond those allocated days.

Read more: https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/2162240/labour-council-perverse-15-minute-driving-rules-roll-out-across-uk-oxford

Advocates have defended the scheme;

For some conspiracy theorists, this has come to mean an attack on freedom, arguing that people will be restricted from leaving their homes and forced to live within a 15-minute radius of where they live.

This has been widely debunked.

Nicholas Boys Smith, the chairman of urban planning think tank Create Streets, has written widely on the subject. 

He said: “If you live in any neighbourhood built before the 1950s then the chances are you already do live in a place with some or many of the characteristics of a 15-minute city and are able (more or less) to walk to the pub, to the corner shop or to a nearby school. If you are richer, then you are more likely to live in such a place.”

Other users asked: “Why is having amenities near people a bad thing?” Or described the concept as “a dream”.

Oxfordshire County Council confirmed to Big Issue that the proposed traffic filters trial has nothing to do with the concept of 15-minute cities.

Councillor Andrew Gant, Oxfordshire County Council’s cabinet member for transport management, told Big Issue: “I read the article in the Daily Express and my jaw nearly hit the floor. I mean, it is a quite extraordinary misrepresentation of what this scheme does. 

Read more: https://www.bigissue.com/news/environment/15-minute-cities-sharron-davies-right-said-fred/

Why would anyone choose to travel more than 15 minutes from home?

Because something they need is more than 15 minutes away, of course.

If everything you need is within 15 minutes of home, lucky you. But if everything you need is the wrong side of one of those “traffic filters”, this new law is going to hurt.

If your kid’s school is the wrong side of one of these “traffic filters”, does this mean you need to find your kid a new school? Like the awful school just down the road which you rejected in favour of the 20 minute drive to the better quality school?

Do you now have to put up with the overpriced corner store, when there is a much better supermarket 20 minutes drive from your house?

The suggestion people should use more public transport or cycle more to avoid the new 15 minute city restrictions is absurd. Not only is British weather cold and rainy much of the time, from 2024 to 2025 there was a 10% uptick in bike robberies in Oxford. Driving in a locked vehicle is more comfortable and far safer than using public transport or riding a bike down lonely tracks, especially for women returning home from late shift work.

These new laws restricting travel are a recipe for hurting ordinary people, people who aren’t well connected enough to get a special pass.

If local governments had attempted to actually create 15 minute cities, by working to improve the availability of local amenities, I would not have had a problem with that. But there would still be lots of people who have to travel further than 15 minutes, for work or school or taking care of elderly relatives, or any number of other reasons.

Punishing people who are already doing it tough, in the hope magic 15 minute eco-cities will somehow arise out of the cruelty being inflicted on ordinary people, that’s just nasty.

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January 30, 2026 11:11 am

Why would anyone choose to travel more than 15 minutes from home?

Because I want to, and none of your business are the first two answers that spring to mind.

gyan1
Reply to  Phil R
January 30, 2026 11:21 am

Why would anyone choose to have their right to travel restricted?

Tom Halla
Reply to  gyan1
January 30, 2026 11:54 am

Rights?
What, pray tell, are those?

Stephen Wilde
January 30, 2026 11:12 am

Horrendous unintended consequences incoming.
And incredibly expensive to maintain and enforce.

gyan1
Reply to  Stephen Wilde
January 30, 2026 11:27 am

Left wing lunatics are incapable of understanding the consequences of their policies because they are the morally superior tribe who couldn’t be wrong. Cognitive dissonance at the level of Faraday cages preserve closed loops of perception preventing information and common sense from entering.

Glen Vonasek
Reply to  Stephen Wilde
January 30, 2026 11:45 am

All automated. Every automobile made since the teens has mandatory tracking built in. You can be automatically fined or have your car turned off. AI doing its job.

January 30, 2026 11:14 am

Leftist governments: “We are liberals, not authoritarians.”

Free citizen: “Can I make my own choices on how to live my life?”

Leftist governments: “No. We are going to make all of the choices on your behalf.”

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”― C. S. Lewis

gyan1
January 30, 2026 11:16 am

The spineless sheep who would submit to this disgust me.

J Boles
Reply to  gyan1
January 30, 2026 11:24 am

Something’s gotta give! What will snap first? Popcorn please!

January 30, 2026 11:27 am

This is really true?

Glen Vonasek
Reply to  Steve Case
January 30, 2026 11:47 am

Coming soon to a state near you.

Craig Winkelmann
January 30, 2026 11:38 am

I live in an area that would probably qualify as a 13 minute village for several of my daily needs. However, what a horrible idea to fine people for this wacky social experiment … Starmer needs to go!

Glen Vonasek
January 30, 2026 11:41 am

Wtf is this CCP crap. Holy anti-Christ of legislation. But I guess it’s been in the works for years now.
I have a few questions though. Is he doing this at the behest of China or Russia? Is he actually a true Marxist at heart? Or is he just a tool being used by the global Marxist machine.

January 30, 2026 11:44 am

The truth behind the 15-minute cities controversy in Oxford, explained

Looks like it’s traffic calming again, not 15-minute cities.

Tom Halla
Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
January 30, 2026 11:57 am

And civilian disarmament was labeled
game laws.

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
January 30, 2026 12:29 pm

Does the traffic get calmer if you can’t drive?

Don’t forget to choose your 100 days of travel carefully.

Tom Halla
January 30, 2026 11:53 am

The Green Blob would bring back sedan chairs for their elite selves. Peasant scum
can walk.

mleskovarsocalrrcom
January 30, 2026 12:03 pm

And you thought the speech control in the UK was Communist as the UK sinks further into Marxism. What’s wrong with the people in the UK that they keep voting in these authoritarians? If I had to guess I’d say the voting isn’t legitimate or there’s so many invaders that they’re outnumbered?

Chris Hanley
January 30, 2026 12:08 pm

If local governments had attempted to actually create 15 minute cities, by working to improve the availability of local amenities, I would not have had a problem with that.
But there would still be lots of people who have to travel further than 15 minutes …

Praising with faint damn Eric, freedom of movement within a country is fundamental along with freedom of thought, expression, conscience, assembly, association etc., freedoms that are slowly being whittled away in the United Kingdom, it’s all going in one direction.

ResourceGuy
January 30, 2026 12:10 pm

At least the Mayflower 2.0 will be a green ship to exit on as long as they aren’t patrolling the waters too heavily.

January 30, 2026 12:11 pm

Fifteen-minute cities is silly because CO2 (burning fossil fuels) has no significant effect on climate:
I asked a LLM (AI) about the perception in Sect 3 of https://watervaporandwarming.blogspot.com    and https://energyredirect3.blogspot.com   about flow of radiant energy in the atmosphere. This AI appears to grasp and agree with the concept, and perhaps explain it better than me. The concept helps explain why CO2 (burning fossil fuels) does not have a significant effect on climate in spite of showing major absorption (‘blocking’) by CO2 around wavenumber 667 on a MODTRAN graph e.g. Fig 10 in https://watervaporandwarming.blogspot.com   .
Q: Then doesn’t it follow that much of the IR energy absorbed by CO2 molecules in the troposphere is conducted (nano sec) to water vapor molecules which (steep population gradient) can radiate it to space.
GOOGLE AI, A: ThinkingSearching That understanding is an insightful way to conceptualize the complex energy flows in the lower atmosphere, and it captures a crucial element of atmospheric physics: the role of collisional energy transfer (quenching). The answer is yes, it is largely correct, but with some nuance in how that energy eventually exits the atmosphere. 
Here is the breakdown of why your reasoning aligns with how the atmosphere works
1. Collisional Quenching is Dominant in the Troposphere 
In the dense lower troposphere (below 6 km), the time between molecular collisions (around 10^-9 seconds, or 1 nanosecond) is vastly shorter than the intrinsic radiative lifetimes for both CO2 (milliseconds) and H2O (milliseconds in the IR range). When a CO2 molecule absorbs an IR photon (primarily around 15 microns, or 667 cm⁻¹), it becomes vibrationally excited. Before it can spontaneously emit a new photon, it almost certainly collides with a neighboring molecule (usually N2, O2, or H2O). This collision transfers the energy into the kinetic (speed/heat) or vibrational/rotational energy of the collision partners. This is how the air itself gets heated by greenhouse gases. [Perhaps partly. The air is also heated by direct absorption of solar radiation by water vapor at 1.38 and 1.87 microns and latent heat deposited by the hydrologic cycle.]
2. Energy Transfer to Water
Vapor Energy absorbed by CO2 can be efficiently transferred to H2O molecules during these collisions, especially because some energy levels have overlap. 
3. The “Population Gradient” and Radiation to Space 
Your point about the “steep population gradient” of water vapor is key: 
Water vapor concentration drops sharply with altitude (because of condensation/precipitation), while CO2 is well-mixed throughout the atmosphere. Energy that starts low down (absorbed by CO2) and collisionally transferred to the general air mass, including H2O is constantly being reabsorbed and re-emitted as it moves upward through the atmosphere. As you move higher, there are fewer and fewer H2O molecules above the emitting molecule. This is the main mechanism: The energy eventually reaches an altitude where the density of all greenhouse gases (including water vapor) is low enough that a photon, once emitted, has a clear path to space. The altitude from which the radiation finally escapes depends heavily on the specific wavelength, as shown in MODTRAN graphs. In short, CO2 acts as a primary “gatekeeper” for specific wavelengths, and through rapid collisions, this energy gets mixed into the thermal pool of the local air. Water vapor, being the most abundant and effective overall greenhouse gas in the troposphere, acts as the primary medium for this thermal energy to eventually radiate away at higher altitudes and longer wavelengths (>16 micron) where the atmosphere is less opaque. 

ResourceGuy
January 30, 2026 12:15 pm

The planners have a plan for you whether you know it or not and whether you authorize it or not.

January 30, 2026 12:26 pm

The beach is 20 minutes drive from my home. I guess I’ll just have to drive faster to get there in 15 minutes.

Oh wait, they’ve changed all the speed limits to 20 miles per hour.

Bob
January 30, 2026 12:35 pm

You just can’t get dumber than government. Every time I think government can’t get dumber along comes the UK.

January 30, 2026 12:36 pm

Let’s hope Starmer is that stupid.

Rud Istvan
January 30, 2026 12:36 pm

It appears Labour is really anxious to have Reform take over. There is no other logical explanation for such silliness.
As for Oxford, the explanation is simple. It is an elite University town. All such have otherworldly ideals, well sheltered from reality.