By Kennedy Maize
“What to expect from COP 29 in Baku come November? In the words of the great American philosopher Lawrence “Yogi” Berra: ‘It’s like déjà vu all over again’.”
Remember COP28? Forget about it. Most everybody else has. This is COP29, Nov. 11-24, 2024, the 29th annual international greenwashing gabfest about the world’s promised actions to deal with a climate being changed by man-made global warming. Most of those meetings have had little real impact, generating more heat, rancor, posturing, and light — and sometimes state-sponsored repression — than measurable movement toward significant reductions in emissions of greenhouse gasses, primarily carbon dioxide (CO2).
The formal title of these highly-hyped, frequently ignored, sometimes entertaining gatherings is the “United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change,” with the inevitable acronym of UNFCC. The selection of Azerbaijan to host the meeting is significant. It is the third predominantly Muslim country and the third authoritarian regime to host the meeting: Egypt in 2022, the United Arab Emirates in 2023, and Azerbaijan in November.
Welcome to Baku, population 2 million, the capital of Azerbaijan, a country of 10 million. Azerbaijan is the second consecutive major oil producer to host a gathering that, at least rhetorically, is targeting fossil fuels as a key driver of increasing global temperatures.
Azerbaijan: Big Oil
The country is located with its east coast on the Caspian Sea: Russia and Georgia to the north, Armenia to the east (and containing territory claimed by both Armenia and Azerbaijan), and Iran to the south. The country is deeply tied to oil. According to International Energy Agency data, oil and gas accounts for 90% of the country’s export revenues and some 60% of the nation’s budget. The oil roots are deep.
A birthplace of petroleum, oil production began around 1850 from dug wells and spread with the adoption of kerosene lamps and internal combustion engines. By the start of the 20th Century, Azerbaijan was the world’s leading oil state, producing over half of the world’s supply and known as the “Black Gold Capital.”
The Republic of Azerbaijan, a Soviet Union satellite from 1920 to 1991, is nominally a “semi-presidential republic,” meaning it has both an elected president and a parliamentary prime minister, but in practice is a hereditary monarchy since 1993, when Heydar Aliyev took power. His son Ilhan Aliyev now runs the country and hand-picked the host country team that will lead the conference.
The country has a bad record on human rights. According to a 2023 analysis by Human Rights Watch,
The government severely restricted freedoms of expression, assembly, and association. Despite some progress on a notorious torture case, torture and ill-treatment in police custody and places of detention persisted.
U.S. Senator Ben Cardin (D-Md.) earlier this month criticized the selection of Azerbaijan to host the conference. Cardin, who is retiring at the end of the current Congress, is chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. He said that “hosting a major international conference like COP29 should come with responsibilities and expectations that host countries allow frank discussion of information and issues, which requires recognizing freedoms of speech and assembly. Azerbaijan has not done so.”
Cardin called on the Heydar government to “release those unjustly imprisoned by his government, including Armenian detainees, and community activists who peacefully demonstrated against poor labor practices and harmful environmental impacts of the Chovdar gold mine operation.”
Agenda 29
When the world’s policy waffle-chefs arrive in Baku in November, the formal and informal agendas will be familiar: advancing their government favored technologies and energy sources, portraying their patrons as environmental saints, and avoiding the embarrassing question of how to aid those poor countries who may suffer from a changed climate but did little compared to the world’s wealthy countries, who created the problem.
For the majority of the formal delegates representing established and entrenched industries and countries, Job 1 will be damage control. As reported by the Financial Times (September 13):
Oil-rich nations are making a concerted effort to slow progress on a landmark agreement to end the use of fossil fuels, according to western nations taking part in global climate change talks.
At COP 28 (remember that?) the confab agreed to “transition” away from fossil fuels by 2050 (a date far enough into the future to have little immediate consequence) and triple renewable energy by 2030. A side agreement, not part of the official conference, led by nuclear nations, called for a worldwide tripling of nuclear power generating capacity by 2030, an unachievable goal.
The FT identified Saudi Arabia, Russia, and Bolivia as among the group of oil producers looking to prevent any momentum developing for the fossil phase-out. The world’s largest oil producer, the United States, will likely bob-and-weave and produce word salad press releases. Azerbaijan is likely to tap dance around the topic as it presides.
Compensation Gymnastics
Another long-running issue is what, how much, how, and when the rich will come up with compensation for the poor victims. Scotland’s The National reported, “Finance is expected to dominate COP29 in Azerbaijan from November 11 to 22, with countries still deadlocked on how to deliver more funds to help vulnerable countries adapt to climate change.”
Earlier COP conventions agreed to create a $100 billion-per-year compensation fund, without any specifics such as how it would be run, how much it would distribute, and other necessary details. COP28 agreed to “operationalization” of such a fund, whatever that specifically means and, no surprises here, nothing has been done. The U.S. committed to provide $100 million, but that commitment is meaningless without the administrative mechanisms and transfer of funds.
Looking at the Dubai agreement on compensation, a critic commented that it “contains no specifics on scale, financial targets or how it will be funded. Instead, the decision merely ‘invites’ developed nations to ‘take the lead’ in providing finance and support and encourages commitments from other parties.
It also fails to detail which countries will be eligible to receive funding and vaguely states it would be for ‘economic and non-economic loss and damage associated with the adverse effects of climate change, including extreme weather events and slow onset events.’ So far, pledges have been underwhelming.”
At a pre-conference technical meeting in Baku in mid-month, the FT reported, “African governments called for more than [$1.3 trillion] a year in climate finance.”
Conclusion
COP 29 continues down a path outlined by the 2015 Paris Climate Accord. James Hansen, the father of the modern climate activism, commented at the time that Paris
is a fraud really, a fake. It’s just bullshit… There is no action, just promises. As long as fossil fuels appear to be the cheapest fuels out there, they will be continued to be burned.
What to expect from COP 29 in Baku come November? In the words of the great American philosopher Lawrence “Yogi” Berra: “It’s like déjà vu all over again.”
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James Hansen should know frauds.
How weird that it actually seems to be ending. COP 29, the 29th annual? Repeated since the 20th and dying with it’s founders’ retirement? I think the billionaires who started the party now want to nap all day, but they kept all their billions to themselves, so now the cause dies with their ambition?
You got it, KevinM. The Green they are talking about is mold. Don’t go there.
I think they might have thoughts of doing the Carnegie Library thing but if they have surviving relatives, the courts will fix it.
“A Carnegie library is a library built with money donated by Scottish-American businessman and philanthropist Andrew Carnegie. A total of 2,509 Carnegie libraries were built between 1883 and 1929, including some belonging to public and university library systems. 1,689 were built in the United States, 660 in the United Kingdom and Ireland, 125 in Canada, and 25 others in Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Serbia, Belgium, France, the Caribbean, Mauritius, Malaysia, and Fiji.
At first, Carnegie libraries were almost exclusively in places with which he had a personal connection—namely his birthplace in Scotland and the Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania area, his adopted hometown. Yet, beginning in the middle of 1899, Carnegie substantially increased funding to libraries outside these areas. As Carnegie’s library funding progressed, very few of the towns that requested a grant, committing to his terms for operation and maintenance, were refused. By the time the last grant was made, there were 3,500 libraries in the United States, nearly half of them Carnegie libraries.”
Q: What do you call monies funded from a Carnegie grant?
A: A Carnegie Haul.
Remember before there were any COPS how all energy companies designed, built and offered for competitive sale all those solar panels and wind turbines?
Oil and gas are a ‘gift of god’, says COP29 host https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpqd1rzw9r4o
Nuff said.
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Senator Cardin should look in the mirror.
Excellent observation, sir!
A good start for the US would be for all of its COP 29 representatives to pay their own way. No government money for COP 29 for any reason.
Well, there won’t be for COP 30!
“The Republic of Azerbaijan, a Soviet Union satellite from 1920 to 1991,”
Azerbaijan was one of the republics of Soviet Union. Calling it a Soviet Union satellite is the same as calling Wales or Scotland satellites of GB, or any US state a satellite of USA.
Agreeing with your plea for consistent language… maybe the solution should be reversed?
COP should change name to CLAP
Climate
Liar’s
Annual
Party
Their annual report:
The CLAPtrap Report
Well, on the left are all the journalists and the other Green Agenda proponents, on the right OPEC countries making trade deals. A convenient gettogether for everyone!
Using the current warm spike to claim hottest year on record and blaming co2 is utterly revolting to anyone with even the slightest knowledge of the subject. Going along with the scam for political purposes is even worse. Crap on Clowns On Parade from a great height.
I don’t know what the record is for losing streaks, but the COP conferences can claim 28 straight at this point, and there’s another coming up. T he US should do everyone a favor and withdraw once and for all from these get-togethers and any similar ones so that the whole masquerade will finally come to an end. That way huge amounts of tax dollars will stop being wasted, and the freeloaders will be forced to do something constructive because they certainly haven’t during the past three decades of climate alarmism.
3 decades? More like 5 or 7 decades.
Green jobs aplenty-
The latest-
Lithium giant Albemarle scraps thousands of tonnes of steel from failed expansion project
I trust that’s Chinese green steel they’re scrap….err…recycling?
Following on from Indonesian coal fired nickel refining-
BHP to close Nickel West mines until 2027, blaming global oversupply of nickel – ABC News
Indonesia’s Nickel Supremacy: China’s Backing and Australia’s Decline – Australian Institute of International Affairs – Australian Institute of International Affairs
Green Imagineering plus Gummint helicopter money overcomes all folks-
Future Made in Australia
Except at the supermarket-
Supermarkets inquiry 2024-25 | ACCC
COP29 kneesup is peak COPout by the looks-
Carbon Budget predicts the world falls ‘frustratingly’ short as emissions rise in 2024
We’re not going to tell people how to live their lives-
Keir Starmer unveils yet ANOTHER eco target at COP29 climate summit
We’ll just tax the bejeezus out of any impure thinking with cow burps and farts until the deplorables can only afford bugs.
Are there any net zero supporters out there? I have a question.
Starmer claims an 81% reduction in co2 emissions in the future.
How can a precise measurement be achieved years in advance when co2 output of an entire country cannot be measured?
Humans breath out 40,000 ppm , compared to the atmosphere’s 0.4%. Are 80 million humans emissions measured too?
Nature sequesters co2 in a natural process, absorbing it constantly. Is the amount nature absorbs in the calculation for an 81% reduction?
What mechanisms are used for co2 ‘measurement’.
How is an accurate 81% measurement achieved with the massive variability of nature, use of co2 producing mechanisms, and varying weather?
Thanks.
The devil IS in the details.
Don’t bother them with the devil.
/sarc
COP29
The pointless cost, pointless gathering of COP 29 is best seen by looking at the achievements of the previous/past COP gatherings.
Their stated ambition is to reduce the damage to climate CO2 is supposed to cause.
The graph of increasing CO2 is a linear growth curve with not one jot of impact on its inexorable rise from the first COP to this latest COP. The gathering of the tens of thousands of state funded jolly seekers each and every year has had erm…. a net zero impact, thankfully.
If that number of highly paid highly expensed attendees have had no effect, we should all ask for our money back. This waste of tax payers money thrown onto the bonfire of climate change needs to stop.
January 2025 can’t come soon enough. Cometh the hour cometh the man.
The field test of fully instrumented 351-ft long rotor blades on a mast, for AT LEAST one year, is the most important part, which GE executives “omitted”.
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These rotor blades are about three times as long as airplane wings of a Boeing-747.
Nobody in their sane mind would ever bypass field testing, including torsion testing.
What were these GE top executive folks thinking?
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How in hell did they get in these top positions?
Falsifying test records to endanger people, and the environment, and ocean fauna, and fisheries, and tourism? All these are felon offenses.
All involved should be fired and prosecuted for malfeasance, blacklisted, and never again be allowed to be employed in any industry.
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Bureau of Safety and Environment Enforcement, BSEE, (what a name for a useless bureau) WANTS TO ESTABLISH FACTS ON THE GROUND (by building wind turbines without rotors) SO PROJECTS WILL BE HARDER TO CANCEL BY SANE PEOPLE IN EARLY 2025
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Utilities paying 15 c/kWh, wholesale (after 50% subsidies), is gross economic insanity, plus all of us paying for grid reinforcement and extension, plus
– paying for traditional plants counteracting variable output, on a less than minute by minute basis, 24/7/365, plus
– paying for traditional plants providing electricity during low wind, low solar conditions, plus
– paying for expensive hazardous waste landfill
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The insanity and environmental damage it all is off the charts.
No wonder Europe’s near-zero, real-growth economy is in such big do do
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Europe wants to foist high electricity prices into the US (using the fig-leaf canard of global-warming/climate-change), so the US will be in big do do as well, TO MAINTAIN ITS EXTREMELY ADVANTAGEOUS TRADE BALANCE WITH THE US; money talks.
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Why in hell is a GE, a US company, building several hundred EXPERIMENTAL rotor blades in Quebec, Canada, and have them transported, from Cape Cod to France, on specialized European ships, to a French testing facility?
How low and idiotic can a US company go by screwing US workers out of jobs?
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Socialist, left wing, incompetent, Democrat, cabal, using feeble BIDEN/joyful HARRIS as their puppets for 4 years, did their Wind thing, and their Open Borders thing, that ended up screwing US viability, and US people, and play into the hands of Europe, the reason the European elites like Biden/Harris so much.
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What was the traitorous, Socialist, left wing, incompetent, Democrat cabal thinking?
Now you see why the American people finally had to take revenge by voting the cabal idiots out
Now you see why European elites hate Trump, because he puts AMERICA FIRST, UNLIKE TWO-FACED RINOS, LIKE SENATOR COLLINS, etc.
One might add the upsurge in TM and other diseases brought in by people not subjected to medial vetting (in addition to all other verttings).
All those virtuous folks dining on dead horse and don’t have a clue, while the ringleaders continue to bravely beat the expired horse into submission. How long before the COP meetings come out as a low budget situation comedy.