Michigan State: Recycle Wind Turbine Blades as Gummy Bears

Essay by Eric Worrall

h/t Dr. Willie Soon; According to Michigan State University professor John Dorgan, making wind turbine blades out of edible resin would allow them to be recycled as food.

Wind turbine blades could be recycled into gummy bears, scientists say

Researchers design composite resin for blades that can be broken down to make new products including sweets

Chelsie Henshaw
Tue 23 Aug 2022 19.11 AEST

The next generation of wind turbine blades could be recycled into gummy bears at the end of their service, scientists have said.

Researchers at Michigan State University have made a composite resin for the blades by combining glass fibres with a plant-derived polymer and a synthetic one. Once the blades have reached the end of their lifespan the materials can be broken down and recycled to make new products including turbine blades – and chewy sweets.

Wind power is one of the dominant forms of renewable energy. However, turbine blades, usually made of fibreglass, can be as long as half a football field and cause problems with disposal, with many discarded in landfills when they reach the end of their use cycle.

“We recovered food-grade potassium lactate and used it to make gummy bear candies, which I ate,” said John Dorgan, one of the authors of the paper.

Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/23/wind-turbine-blades-could-recycled-gummy-bears-scientists

There is a small problem with this plan, if you expose edible plastic to an outdoor environment, or sometimes even an indoor environment, it tends to get eaten. One of the most extreme cases I personally witnessed, when I tried to start my hobby lathe a few years ago, nothing happened. I opened the gearbox housing and discovered something had eaten the rubber off my drive belt – all that was left was the string reinforcing.

Still I guess the recycled wind turbine gummy bears will add welcome variety to our future diet of edible insects and green party politicians.

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August 25, 2022 6:42 am

“Ever eat a wind turbine? Many parts are edible.”Euell Gibbons

tgasloli
August 25, 2022 6:43 am

The cost of recycling the resin could not possibly be cheaper than producing a gummy bear from fresh ingredients.

Gerry, England
August 25, 2022 6:45 am

Another waste of somebody’s money to pay for this rubbish.

ResourceGuy
August 25, 2022 7:08 am

Surely there is a tax credit for that. The Wind Mill Blade Nay Edible Gummy Bear and Inflation Reduction Act.

Nik
August 25, 2022 7:09 am

If, after its useful life is over, a thing is fit only for indefinite burial for decomposition, it is NOT renewable.

Richard Page
Reply to  Nik
August 25, 2022 2:35 pm

Send them to the governor of Arizona, they can use them instead of shipping containers!

ResourceGuy
August 25, 2022 7:12 am

The land grant schools will not be outdone in stupidity.

Coach Springer
August 25, 2022 7:13 am

“Dominant form of renewable energy” Kind of like the best female on a team of transgenders.

Nik
August 25, 2022 7:18 am

“Soylent Green is people!”

From the 1973 film “Soylent Green,” which was set in the year 2022 (!). A broad, drumbeat focus on recycling. Green New Deal. Global collapse. Wind turbine blades into candy. 2022.

https://youtu.be/8Sp-VFBbjpE

August 25, 2022 7:23 am

You can’t fix stupid!

August 25, 2022 7:25 am

Maybe they should start using licorice instead of lithium to make EV battery packs?

August 25, 2022 7:44 am

“combining glass fibres with a plant-derived polymer and a synthetic one. Once the blades have reached the end of their lifespan the materials can be broken down and recycled to make new products including turbine blades – and chewy sweets.”

Cue the lawsuits when someone finds a bit of glass in their gummy bears.

Society is overcome with the organic fad and hypersensitive to any chemical in their food or even the lining of the food containers (BPA for example) and this clown researcher is recommending people eat recycled stuff.

At best this is a biodegradable blade – yet one of the biggest problems with wind turbines, after power storage requirements, is that they don’t last as long as they should and the blades in particular degrade quickly and lose their aerodynamic efficiency, especially offshore turbines battered by windswept salt spray.

Why is the media full of this “environmentally friendly” junk tech announcements? Why don’t they divert some of the vast resources they have for “fact checking” any skeptical opinion, to b.s. checking stuff like this – surely any green minded person would be embarrassed and annoyed at such crap that patronizes people concerned about the environment.

Reply to  PCman999
August 25, 2022 10:21 am

It upsets the dogma.

John C Pickens
Reply to  Slowroll
August 26, 2022 1:44 pm

Your dogma upsets my catma.

H.R.
August 25, 2022 8:51 am

Eric W – I don’t think green party politicians are edible.

Just a tiny taste of them or their policies is toxic.

August 25, 2022 9:16 am

combining glass fibres

umm…
I realize they said break down and separate, but I still wouldn’t be willing to risk it.

Mike
August 25, 2022 9:59 am

Who would want to eat a gummy bear made from an eatable resin that’s been contaminated with 20-years worth of bugs, birds and dirt? The FDA would never approve the sale of those gummy bears.

Merrick
Reply to  Mike
August 25, 2022 10:09 am

Bugs, birds, and dirt are good for your diet! Haven’t you been following the science?

Merrick
Reply to  Merrick
August 25, 2022 10:14 am

But I guess we all have to be worried about the fact that the blades will have been soaking for decades in a fluid with 400ppm CO2 – that might be dangerous!

Ed Zuiderwijk
August 25, 2022 10:23 am

If they make the blades elastic enough they may flap in wind and maybe even fly away!

August 25, 2022 10:24 am

Overlooking of course that anything made from fiberglass and resin is mostly fiberglass. The resin is just a binder. What does one do with all that fiberglass?

August 25, 2022 12:37 pm

Hmm. Long pig roast, side of baked cricket, and fiberglass infused gummy bears for dessert.

Nah, I think I’ll stick with my current Labor Day plans…

August 25, 2022 2:30 pm

Well, edible wind turbine blades could certainly be a source of fiber(glass) in everyone’s diet.

🙂

H.R.
August 25, 2022 4:09 pm

Somehow, gummy bears from spent wind turbine blades just strikes as a Bad Idea™.

It’s like trying to establish a nudist colony in Antarctica because there’s no one around. That’s another Bad Idea™.

Bob
August 25, 2022 7:39 pm

Or you can just stop making windmill blades, problem solved.

crosspatch
August 25, 2022 8:36 pm

Having served in the military I will tell you that if these things were installed in a warm, humid environment the various species of fungus would begin to attack it immediately. It would have mold and mushrooms and everything else growing out of it. Nature will find nutrients and use them. That is even before the bugs and birds get to it. Mold will begin probably within 24 hours.

August 25, 2022 8:54 pm

Researchers at Michigan State University have made a composite resin for the blades by combining glass fibres with a plant-derived polymer and a synthetic one. Once the blades have reached the end of their lifespan the materials can be broken down and recycled to make new products including turbine blades – and chewy sweets.”

I doubt they made any foodstuffs from their resins after 10-20 year exposure to sunlight, oxygen, heat, moisture, large diurnal variation, bacterial degradation.

The synthetic foods claim is concerning, since they did not mention original sources.

plant-derived polymer” should excite many… Maybe XR and other terrorists can use it to glue themselves to roads and doors. Perhaps, they can chew on their own manacles.

  • Many manufactured polymers are sooo safe to to eat, maybe.
  • Apparently they expect covid vaccine FDA approval standard.

“We recovered food-grade potassium lactate and used it to make gummy bear candies, which I ate,” said John Dorgan, one of the authors of the paper.”

Now that sounds like product from a process that is 100% dependent on hydro, nuclear or fossil fuel energy generation.

PeterW
August 26, 2022 1:53 am

Make the out of wood and we can burn them to keep warm when the wind isn’t blowing.

August 26, 2022 4:00 am

Figures someone from that State up North would have such a stupid idea. Go Buckeyes!!!

August 26, 2022 10:28 am

“We recovered food-grade potassium lactate …”
So?
What percentage of the blades would be “food-grade potassium lactate”?
That still leaves most of it to end up in landfills.
(Along with the “gummies” that almost nobody will buy.)

Sturmudgeon
Reply to  Gunga Din
August 26, 2022 5:14 pm

What? Buy? Won’t they be pushing these FREE, like the jabs?

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