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UK MET Climate Forecast: Armed Criminals Roaming Feudal Britain

Guest essay by Eric Worrall

The UK Met struggles to get tomorrow’s weather right, and their “warmer than normal” winter seasonal forecasts are an open joke, but they can definitely tell us the form of government our children will experience by the end of the 21st century.

The Met Office warns of armed militias roaming a UK ravaged by climate change in doomsday report (but maybe they should get this week’s weather right first!)

  • The Government-funded UK Climate Resilience Progamme issued the report 
  • Researchers considered what would happen in the event of climate change 
  • The report predicts the collapse of law and order in the event of catastrophe 

By GLENN OWEN FOR THE MAIL ON SUNDAY

PUBLISHED: 09:02 AEDT, 16 January 2022 | UPDATED: 09:16 AEDT, 16 January 2022

It is a bleak forecast even by the Met Office’s standards – the complete collapse of society leaving armed militias and criminal gangs to roam the land unchallenged.

That is one of the doomsday scenarios set out in a report commissioned by the UK’s weather service to model the potential consequences of climate change.

The extraordinary report, called Shared Socio-economic Pathways and developed for the Government-funded UK Climate Resilience Programme, sets out supposedly ‘plausible futures’ as a result of global warming.

One of those scenarios described by the authors is a surge in ‘Right-wing populism’, resulting in the collapse of ‘political and governance systems’. After that ‘a tipping point is reached when the police and justice system (as known in the past) cease to exist’. Due to ‘past investments in military and defence… without an effective central government, different military groups (militias, criminal groups, etc) rise to de facto power’.

Under a different scenario in the report, a ‘rich elite’ imposes conscription. ‘Society is more divided than ever,’ the report suggests, ‘with the majority of the population having low incomes and poor health, contrasting with a rich ruling elite. Social unrest increases and the prison population skyrockets. To keep the general population in line, governments introduce military conscription by the end of the century.’

Read more: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10406521/Met-Office-predicts-collapse-society-following-climate-disaster.html

My first thought was, both scenarios sound like life in today’s London. But maybe the people who write such reports have never venture outside of their safe spaces.

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Coeur de Lion
January 17, 2022 11:50 pm

Why on earth is the Met Office wasting my money on this garbage? When the world is actually getting better and better? Go away and do some forecasting. Where’s my barbecue summer?

Ed Zuiderwijk
January 18, 2022 12:20 am

What kind of people write such rubbish? And how well are they paid?

Reply to  Ed Zuiderwijk
January 18, 2022 2:33 am

1, Green wokery people.
2. Too much.

John McCabe
January 18, 2022 12:58 am

The irony that these idiots are failing to recognise is that, if organisations like extinction rebellion etc get their way, their long-term plan is decentralisation of government to local collectives. That’s what will lead to the return of a feudal, tribal and, hence, more violent society!

fretslider
January 18, 2022 12:59 am

What an embarrassment

January 18, 2022 1:16 am

That is an easy prediction for them to make. They are part of the mechanism helping to bring about those conditions as fast as they can.

griff
January 18, 2022 1:24 am

and yet the UK climate has changed… no frost till after Xmas this year, again…

Annual floods and flash floods and new temperature records… annual destructive gales…

Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 1:43 am

 “no frost till after Xmas this year, again…”

Yes, that’ll do it, nothing makes me want to man the barricades more than the absence of frost.

IanE
Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 1:44 am

Plenty in Suffolk – and snow too.

Newminster
Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 1:45 am

Gales don’t become more destructive just because you attach names to them. And anyway, if they and the floods are “annual” then the climate cam hardly have “changed”, can it?
Be logical, at least!

fretslider
Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 2:26 am

Griff

The climate never ceases to change

saveenergy
Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 2:44 am

Bollocks, we had frost (North Wales) in November !!
the UK climate is essentially the same as when Stonehenge was built 8,000 ago except we are several °C cooler.

Most floods are caused by a change in land use.
If you build on a flood plain (there’s a clue in the name) you’re going to get wet.

MarkW
Reply to  saveenergy
January 18, 2022 8:26 am

Was there frost on December 24? If not, then griff is correct. /sarc

Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 4:25 am

And yet

Climate-related deaths fall in England and Wales – ONS

Warmer winters = less deaths

Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 5:04 am

So if you give some useless UK people money griff they’ll make the weather nice for everyone globally?

How IS that climate stabilization going then griff? You’re sounding a bit skeptical about progress to-date. Even your cognitive dissonance must be getting fried.

Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 7:18 am

You are making the most inane arguments for CAGW, which is an unintended admission you have no rational arguments or evidence. Yes the climate has changed and yes there are weather events happening in the UK and everywhere else. It would be very strange if that were not the case. We don’t live either in hot house Earth or in the worst depths of glaciation (but not far from that) and extreme weather events are always going to happen. So what? Is that all you’ve got? Pathetic.

MarkW
Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 8:25 am

Lord knows, floods and gales have never happened in Britain before.

Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 12:19 pm

So you’re saying this scenario is plausible?

Reply to  griff
January 18, 2022 1:02 pm

WTF??
You on Acid or some’at?

Dusty
January 18, 2022 1:38 am

Sounds like the MET Office hired panic porn gnomes to write the report.

Reply to  Dusty
January 18, 2022 1:04 pm

They are in a panic that we may have a number of years of cooling thereby cutting off the money gravy train. Stir the panic now, get the money out into the hands of the financiers before it gets cut off.

January 18, 2022 1:57 am

a surge in ‘Right-wing populism’”???????

Since when hve right wingers gone into the streets and caused violence.

This is the preserve of the left.

AleaJactaEst
Reply to  HotScot
January 18, 2022 3:00 am

it’s called projection. It’s what the fascists do. Blame others on what you do yourself.

Reply to  HotScot
January 18, 2022 4:32 am

How dare right wing politicians be popular!!!!!
Don’t they know that everyone only loves the caring sharing lefties??!!??

Reply to  Andy Wilkins
January 18, 2022 4:33 am

But let’s just ignore Antifa, eh?

MarkW
Reply to  Andy Wilkins
January 18, 2022 8:27 am

I think people would love the “sharing” lefties more, if the lefties were sharing their own stuff. The usual practice is to steal stuff from people who work so that they can buy votes from people who would rather not.

SAMURAI
January 18, 2022 2:03 am

Leftists are absolutely losing their collective minds…again…

The irony is that if Leftist governments continue implementing their insane “green” energy policies by futilely trying to replace fossil fuels with wind and solar, there will be an utter economic and social collapse as such an objective is utterly impossible.

From the start, almost all Leftist hacks proposed “fixing” the “CAGW existential threat with wind/solar and unicorn farts, and vehemently opposed nuclear power….

That should have been irrefutable evidence that CAGW was a political phenomenon and not a physical one, but alas, 40 years later, idiotic Leftists continue to preach we only have 8 years to replace all fossil fuels with wind and solar or we will all die horribly… Rubbish..

I can’t believe this silly CAGW hoax is still taken seriously…

BTW, now that the omi-cold variant has effectively ended the COVID crisis, the eye of Sauron will switch its evil gaze to CAGW as the next catastrophic crisis we must all lose our minds over, or we’ll be pillaged by roaming hordes of conservatives….

Leftists are so hilarious…

Clyde Spencer
Reply to  SAMURAI
January 18, 2022 9:39 am

They would be truly funny if they weren’t a threat to our way of life and standard of living.

January 18, 2022 3:02 am

funny, this is what is to be expected after a “successful” energy transition to solar and wind: only enough energy for a small elite. Climate policy will become the new class struggle.

DermotLee
January 18, 2022 3:38 am

It’s fiction.Met weather is fiction.
My bet is it’s from the script of a soon to be shown BBC drama.

jorgekafkazar
Reply to  DermotLee
January 18, 2022 10:44 am

Science fiction.

Sara
January 18, 2022 4:52 am

Well, golly gee, folks, that sound like the Doomsday setup for a TV series we could title “Survivors”.
.
Oh, wait – that was already done in 2008: “Survivors”.

Whoopee! We’re all gonna croak!!!! Bring the chips and cold drinks and pop some popcorn!.

On another note, somewhat less dismal, doomsday scenarios have been around for millennia, so this “forecast” is nothing new. Or maybe it’s wishful thinking on the part of those prognosticators?

January 18, 2022 6:07 am

We already have that in US cities and it’s not caused by climate.

observa
January 18, 2022 7:34 am

My first thought was-

How come Anthony didn’t pick this up when he was looking into the change from whitewash to acrylic paint with those Stevenson Screens?

MarkW
Reply to  observa
January 18, 2022 8:30 am

I’d forgotten about that.
I bet not a single one of the alphabet soup agencies have introduced a correcting factor for the fact that the switchover from whitewash to acrylic paint caused the Stevenson screens to warm up.

observa
Reply to  MarkW
January 19, 2022 2:54 pm

It was more along the lines of why he didn’t pick up ‘the complete collapse of society leaving armed militias and criminal gangs to roam the land unchallenged’ while perusing the data. This is clearly Meteorology101 stuff and Anthony was slipping.

Roger
January 18, 2022 8:24 am

Don’t forget the triffids. You’ve got to have triffids.

jorgekafkazar
Reply to  Roger
January 18, 2022 10:46 am

I, for one, welcome our new tripodal masters.

Clyde Spencer
Reply to  jorgekafkazar
January 18, 2022 1:23 pm
January 18, 2022 9:53 am

“the complete collapse of society leaving armed militias and criminal gangs to roam the land unchallenged.”

At least this is an improvement in governance and a triumph of personal freedoms.

Dave Fair
Reply to  Gary Pearse
January 18, 2022 11:46 am

That is today’s reality in numerous Islamic countries. As the UK imports more and more Muslims, that is what you will surely get. Its not climate related.

john harmsworth
January 18, 2022 12:52 pm

I feel certain that the collapse of rational and competent government will bring us to this future long before any piddling climate change will. It is far deadlier and much, much, much more predictable. Just mix an incredible amount of taxpayer money and borrowing ability with a collection of self centered and idiotic grifters. Economic and social disaster guaranteed. You don’t have to cook it.

Art
January 18, 2022 1:02 pm

Those doomsday scenarios are more likely the potential consequences of FIGHTING climate change.

niceguy
January 18, 2022 1:06 pm

Have we reached peak stupidity yet?

Dad, when we will arrive at Mont Stupid?
Dad?
Dad?!!!

January 18, 2022 2:20 pm

‘The data don’t matter. We’re not basing our recommendations [for reductions in carbon dioxide emissions] upon the data. We’re basing them upon the climate models.’ – Chris Folland (Met Office)
‘Rather than seeing models as describing literal truth, we ought to see them as convenient fictions which try to provide something useful.’ – David Frame (Climate modeler, Oxford University)

Andy H
January 19, 2022 1:21 am

Is this them?

https://uk-scape.ceh.ac.uk/our-science/projects/SPEED/shared-socioeconomic-pathways

If I was going to find out how normal people would react to stuff, I wouldn’t ask anyone at posh universities like Cambridge, Edinburgh and Exeter.

Andy