Friday Funny: “Runaway” Climate Change?

This frantic, spiritual, hyperbolic email crossed my path.

In its push to control runaway climate change, the 26th Conference of the Parties must assist developing nations

BERKELEY, Calif., Oct. 28, 2021 — World leaders meet in Glasgow beginning October 31 for the United Nations COP26 Climate Change Conference, to address the conclusions of the latest Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) report: that human activities have unequivocally warmed and damaged the planet. Share International attributes 80 percent of the warming to human actions, and says sharing resources to mitigate the inevitable consequences is key to solving climate change.

As early as 2007, an article by a Master of Wisdom, recorded by the late British author Benjamin Creme and published in Share International magazine, gave this 80 percent figure and stated that we have a pivotal choice to make: to reap the beneficial results of immediate action, or face the destruction that would ensue from doing nothing, or too little.

It’s a good thing that the RUNAWAY, catastrophic, devastating, and extremely icky climate change alarm is pure SCIENCE!

The article stated that the World Teacher for this age, Maitreya, who is gradually emerging into public view, “will advocate a simpler form of living, one more in keeping with the planet’s situation. When enough people are convinced that this is necessary,” it presaged, “there will be a growing movement to simplify throughout the planet.” It further predicted that “faced with the dilemma of necessary change, men will come to realize the inevitability of accepting the principle of sharing. Only sharing will make these changes practical and possible.”

The email ends with the obligatory call for money, transfer of wealth, etc.

o succeed at their stated goal of “uniting the world to tackle climate change,” COP26 participants will need to go beyond inequitable loan financing and fast-track unconditional sharing of the financial and technological resources necessary to bring all countries on board. This is in line with Maitreya’s rallying call to humanity: “Share and save the world.”

Share International USA is a non-profit educational organization established to disseminate information about the presence in the world of the Masters of Wisdom, led by Maitreya. More information can be found at https://www.share-international.us/learn/WorldTeacher/.

If one follows the link to the website, one is greeted with gems such as this:

Benjamin Creme sums up this powerful message of hope:

“As we enter into a new cosmic cycle, under the influence of energies from the constellation Aquarius, humanity stands on the threshold of a new and brilliant civilization. This unprecedented period in human history will be ushered in by a group of highly advanced men, the Masters of Wisdom, who for countless millennia have, from behind the scenes, guided the course of human evolution. At their head, and now physically present in the world, is Maitreya, the World Teacher.”

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J Mac
October 29, 2021 7:55 am

I think I feel the “movement growing”! Excuse me, I need to use the restroom….

OK S.
October 29, 2021 8:17 am
Sara
Reply to  OK S.
October 29, 2021 9:44 am

Ah, that takes me back…. to that time when I took my dog Bandit to McD’s for ice cream and chicken nuggets and “Sweet Dreams” was playing on the radio. We were at a stoplight and a cop car pulled up next to us. Bandit stuck her head out her window at the cop, and I shouted ‘Got any chicken nuggets?” at the cop. The light turned green and he left ahead of us.

Everybody’s looking for something….. indeed.

Dennis
October 29, 2021 8:23 am

Wow! “World Teacher for this age, Maitreya” , that is the most over the top bunch of crap ever seen! Are there actually people that would listen to this ? Oh! wait a minute ……
Snake oil Salesmen, Jones town suicides, The people who were going to catch a ride with
Space people on a comet and go to some sort of promised land and on and on.
I think Maitreya will be candidate of the year for the Antichrist wanabe award.

Sara
Reply to  Dennis
October 29, 2021 9:47 am

Well, maybe he could convince all t hose lost souls and Important Political Animals to follow him to some place “special”…. some place where there is no civilization in sight… some place in the Sahara where there are empty circles in the middle of plant growth…. and they could wait for the space aliens to come along and pick them up,,,.

And the rest of us could just get on with our lives, right?

markl
October 29, 2021 8:26 am

“Tax the rich, feed the poor, ’till there are no rich no more.”

Reply to  markl
October 29, 2021 9:05 am

All of the people talking about “sharing the wealth” only want to do so after someone else has done the work to create it. I’ve never heard any liberal propose “sharing the labor.”

Walter Sobchak
October 29, 2021 8:37 am

I told you they are religious nuts:

According to Buddhist tradition, Maitreya is a bodhisattva who will appear on Earth in the future, achieve complete enlightenment, and teach the pure dharma. According to scriptures, Maitreya will be a successor to the present Buddha, Gautama Buddha (also known as Śākyamuni Buddha).[2][3] The prophecy of the arrival of Maitreya refers to a time in the future when the dharma will have been forgotten by most on the terrestrial world.

Maitreya has also been employed in a millenarian role by many non-Buddhist religions in the past, such as Theosophy, the White Lotus, as well as by modern new religious movements, such as Yiguandao.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maitreya

October 29, 2021 8:56 am

“highly advanced men, the Masters of Wisdom” – I don’t like to be monopolized be these lunatics.

October 29, 2021 9:27 am

This unprecedented period in human history will be ushered in by a group of highly advanced men, the Masters of Wisdom, who for countless millennia have, from behind the scenes, guided the course of human evolution.”

At least they got the gender correct. /s

We laugh at this nonsense, but sadly there are a lot of ignorant folks out there who actually believe this shit.

Sara
October 29, 2021 9:28 am

Benjamin Creme’s message sounds as though he’s conjuring up Sauron, the Lord of Darkness…..

Not to be an alarmist, but reality says that there is no “tipping point”, but there is a lot of misperception about the real world and how little-to-zero control we have over this planet.

One might think, rationally, that increased volcanic action (e.g., La Palma volcano on Tenerife, Aso and Sakruajima in Japan, and Iceland’s newest addition, never mind that central American volcano that went off unexpectedly) might be a clue for these benighted, unaware and self-involved dorks. But they are so wrapped up in their own self-importance, that nothing – and I mean N-O-T-H-I-N-G – penetrates their shell of self-importance.

Maybe what we need is a good smack of reality that way. Even Yellowstone is feeling grumpy these days. I think it’s the Steamboat Geyser that is the most restless right now.

Ireneusz Palmowski
Reply to  Sara
October 29, 2021 11:23 am

There are champions, but they are hard to find.
https://youtu.be/eXbIzR4EO_E?list=RDMMeXbIzR4EO_E

October 29, 2021 10:48 am

Is he the one leading this “Break-Out” team at COP26?comment image

October 29, 2021 1:36 pm

“As we enter into a new cosmic cycle, under the influence of energies from the constellation Aquarius”

Hmmm. Aquarius…
Two supergiant stars, Beta Aquarii at 537.34 light years distant, and Alpha Aquarii at 523.54 light years distant.

And several galaxies and nebulae so distant they appear as star-like dots of light.

Exactly, just like alarmist beliefs.

leitmotif
October 29, 2021 2:02 pm

Here is Thermodynamics 101 for al the delegates at COP 26 and for all the lukewarmists at WUWT.

Back radiation does not seem to feature in any of the energy transfer equations. Sorry Willis, empirical evidence trumps junk science.

Funny old game thermodynamics.

https://climateofsophistry.com/2021/09/24/thermodynamics-101-socrates-debunks-climate-alarm-science/

You can thank Joseph Postma later for enlightening you.

Ireneusz Palmowski
Reply to  leitmotif
October 30, 2021 2:10 am

The presence of water vapor in the upper troposphere clearly has a cooling effect under strong sunlight. Therefore, a decrease in humidity at 300 hPa may cause an increase in surface temperature on the continents during the summer season. The opposite effect will occur in winter. Therefore, a period of very low solar activity can result in extreme summer and winter temperatures.
The plot of relative humidity over the equator (5N-5S, 300 hPa) shows a sharp decline in 2006. In the same year, there was a deep decline in the Ap index.comment image comment imagecomment image
https://psl.noaa.gov/cgi-bin/data/timeseries/timeseries1.pl

Ireneusz Palmowski
Reply to  leitmotif
October 30, 2021 2:26 am

The next graph shows a clear increase in the geopotential height above the Arctic Circle at 500 hPa also since 2006. comment image
https://psl.noaa.gov/cgi-bin/data/timeseries/timeseries1.pl

Ireneusz Palmowski
Reply to  leitmotif
October 30, 2021 4:40 am

The increase in geopotential height over the Arctic Circle since 2006 is very pronounced at 250 hPa (jet stream).comment image

October 29, 2021 6:40 pm

I’m 67.
It seems to me that “runaway climate change” is slower than I am.

Rod
October 30, 2021 9:46 am

There is no climate emergency . The weather has been changing continuously since the world began.The hysteria is in the minds of modern day rich hippies.These dodgy experts need to get away from their desks and go into the deserts and Antarctica then do some real observing. Original thought is far better than copying some one else’s ideas.