“11,000 scientists” climate emergency petition includes a bunch of fake names

From the “there’s no quality control in climate science” department comes this laughable revelation, via the Australian:


Scientists’ petition on climate crisis blocked over fake signatories

Dozens of signatories including Mickey Mouse and Harry Potter headmaster Albus Dumbledore from Hogwarts have been ­removed from an Alliance of World Scientists declaration of a “climate emergency”.

Access to the 11,000 name-petition that accompanied a statement of concern published in BioScience on Tuesday was blocked on Thursday.

A statement issued by ­Oregon State University said “an administrative error unfortunately saw the inclusion of a small number of invalid names”.

Josh of course, has a visual opinion about it:

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icisil
November 7, 2019 10:11 am

Ah ha ha… bunch of dopes

RockyRoad
Reply to  icisil
November 7, 2019 12:41 pm

Anybody using a Banana computer, as the cartoon suggests, to spread the fear-mongering “religion” of global warming deserves as much derision as is legally allowed!

Y. Knott
Reply to  RockyRoad
November 8, 2019 5:02 am

Derision of global-warming alarmi… sorry – SCIENTISTS – is against the law anywhere in the world where global warming is occurring at least twice as fast as everywhere else in the world; which is to say, everywhere.

The U.N. General Assembly just passed it; Saint Greta demanded it, and the U.N. knew it had to comply. Amen.

Hot under the collar
Reply to  icisil
November 7, 2019 6:04 pm

The worrying thing is, the fake names can probably make a better scientific argument than the real names; including the few so called ‘scientists’.

Albus Dumbledore may have been removed, but there’s plenty witchcraft science remaining.

Pragmatic46
Reply to  Hot under the collar
November 8, 2019 2:17 am

Heh. I had a similar argument when I literally wrote in my dog’s name as my vote for certain races on the ballot on Tuesday.

taz1999
Reply to  Pragmatic46
November 8, 2019 10:03 am

You might want to be careful with that one. The dog might have won.

J Mac
Reply to  icisil
November 7, 2019 8:20 pm

How do you separate the ‘fake’ signators from the signators with fake ‘climate change’ credentials’? Like a set of nested russian dolls, it’s fakes all the way to the bottom.

Ed Zuiderwijk
Reply to  J Mac
November 8, 2019 2:24 am

The toss of a coin?

rehandra
Reply to  icisil
November 7, 2019 10:37 pm

begs the question “Why have they blocked access to the list of “so called” scientists”?????

george Tetley
Reply to  rehandra
November 9, 2019 7:34 am

11,000 ???
Where is the list of “so called Idiots ” maybe it is because the “scientists ” referred to have degrees in ( “animal welfare ? )

Matthew J Boeck
Reply to  icisil
November 9, 2019 4:29 pm

…..wait! Facebook pole what??

Kenji
November 7, 2019 10:13 am

“A small number of invalid names”

Really. Now please explain how ANY invalid name appeared on this oh so sciencitific list?

Reply to  Kenji
November 7, 2019 10:46 am

But I’ll bet that 97% of them are valid.

Is the database administered by Cook University?

On the outer Barcoo
Reply to  Retired_Engineer_Jim
November 7, 2019 10:59 am

Crook University, perhaps?

Phadrus
Reply to  On the outer Barcoo
November 7, 2019 1:35 pm

Or “cooked”

Reply to  Phadrus
November 7, 2019 3:51 pm

Maybe State Pen rather than Penn State

Charles Higley
Reply to  Retired_Engineer_Jim
November 7, 2019 12:07 pm

They should compare the list to people on grant funding related to climate change. Between them and the meetoo group, that just about does it.

It is interesting that, over the years, whenever a non-climate scientist, who has tacitly trusted the climate scientists, takes the time to check the real science, they ALL become septics (if they are honest people), sometimes overnight, once they realize there is nothing to support the “science” of global warming by man.

Crispin in Waterloo but really in Nairobi
Reply to  Charles Higley
November 7, 2019 12:24 pm

Charles H

You know, I had exactly the same thought when I heard a bout the petition. Something like, “11,000 scientists who are dependent on government grants are screaming alarm about the future bad weather and need more money to prevent it.”

It is exactly the question to be asked when confronting a message as possible impossible as theirs: are they just feathering their nests

CHARLES YEOMANS
Reply to  Charles Higley
November 7, 2019 11:22 pm

Now that makes a lot of sense.
How many of them are getting grants based on the back of these idiot statements.

Jeannette
Reply to  Charles Higley
November 9, 2019 2:20 pm

Ironically, this is out of Australia, which was the site of the original group that invented the whole global warming/climate change scam. The purpose was to transfer wealth from “wealthy nations” (ignoring that the U.S. is up to its ears in debt) to third world nations to equalize the wealth worldwide. Then the globalists could step in and take control with the one-world government, though do we really think that group could agree on anything. The whole scam began with a group in Australia with attendees from various nations, Gore made a movie and millions, and it just goes on like a snowball going down a mountain. “Scientific results” are changed to support the desired conclusion, and many jump on board to be part of some unneeded solution. Yes we should clean our water and our air, but this was not the purpose of the whole charade — follow the money, and includes the uninformed teenager that testified before the U.N. and is now some kind of snarky celebrity. And Trump is right to pull us out of the Paris accord.
It’s all about money!!!!!

David. Finch
Reply to  Jeannette
November 16, 2019 3:09 pm

Absolutely correct. 100%. Follow the money. A small number of people are making very large amounts of money, using this scam. They are using the fears of people (predominantly children) to line their pockets. Sadly, they are likely to get away with it, because it is almost impossible to prove that they are committing any crime. 😝😝

Lee L
Reply to  Retired_Engineer_Jim
November 7, 2019 4:08 pm

It is administered by Kenji.

Kenji
Reply to  Lee L
November 8, 2019 7:43 am

When “scientists” cannot even cull laughably fraudulent names from their … oh so important list of “settled” scientists … it makes me question their competency in all endeavors.

I am certain that the “Recall Gov. Gray Davis” petitions received more scrutiny than this list of “the smartest people in the world”. Well, at least smarter than Kenji, eh?

2hotel9
Reply to  Kenji
November 8, 2019 3:28 pm

I don’t know, Kenji?!?! You seem fairly sharp. LOL

Peter
Reply to  Retired_Engineer_Jim
November 7, 2019 8:53 pm

Cook the books university.

Nick in Vancouver
Reply to  Retired_Engineer_Jim
November 7, 2019 10:04 pm

Perhaps, as apparently the OZ “scientists” include a”naturopath, a hypnotist, an industrial designer, a commercial business analyst, and a psychologist”
https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/climate-emergency-names-1.5350570

Latitude
Reply to  Kenji
November 7, 2019 11:23 am

“a small number of “obviously” invalid names”…..

…the fake names that didn’t sound like “Debbie does Dallas” are still on it

Greg
Reply to  Latitude
November 7, 2019 11:41 am

Exactly, this was obviously an open and uncontrolled opinion poll , not a list of scientific endorsements.

If they did not spot Mickey Mouse, they has ZERO vetting of who “signed” it. In fact NO ONE really signed it, it was clearly just some kind of HTML form on a web site that accepted any input from anyone, anywhere. There is more vetting of who does a tweet on Twitter.

None of this was a “paper” as some reported it nor even a “report” it was an opinion column, so I don’t see why it even needed a non validated opinion poll to be part of it.

Now how many of these name were fake but less blatant than Micky Mouse?

Gregorio Enrique Sandoval
Reply to  Greg
November 7, 2019 2:11 pm

The Oregon Petition Project has three times that number and they’re real scientists. Of course this was 20 years ago when these guys were just nuts, but not desperately and fearing extinction of their Big Plan nuts.

Steve Adams
Reply to  Greg
November 7, 2019 4:16 pm

The list is literally random people on the internet who “Liked” the 4-5 page opinion piece. Ezra Levant of the Rebel News here in Canada did a great take down on it. He looked at most of the approximately 200 or so Canadian names on the list and found lots of nice people who were teachers, instructors of various things unrelated to hard science, lawyers etc. His favourite was a fellow down in the “W”s who listed himself as a BS Detection and Analysis expert. Finally someone with a sense of humour.

The website of the presumed “International Scientists” is a one page site whose only purpose appears to be to get people to sign the list endorsing the opinion piece. Total bollocks! that was, of course, breathlessly reported as proof of humanity’s impending demise by the Media Party of Canada, as Ezra refers to Boo-boo Trudeau’s state funded cheerleaders, the CBC.

Berndt Koch
Reply to  Steve Adams
November 7, 2019 5:44 pm

Well the guy who lists himself as BS Detection is s*it at his job if he signed up for this b*llocks

commieBob
Reply to  Kenji
November 7, 2019 11:40 am

Just above Mickey Mouse is Tobias Mourier of King Abdullah University of Science and Technology in Saudi Arabia. Surely it is brave for somebody in Saudi Arabia to campaign against fossil fuels.

I wonder how many people would deny endorsing the petition.

Radical Rodent
Reply to  commieBob
November 7, 2019 2:06 pm

Also, Claire Mouquet-Rivier (possible trans: “clear mucky river”). No doubt there are many other cleverly-devised names.

Reply to  Radical Rodent
November 7, 2019 3:33 pm

Was there a “Horst Graben” on the list?

Solomon Green
Reply to  Radical Rodent
November 10, 2019 6:17 am

No she exists – although the name could still be made up.

Jeffrey Naujok
Reply to  commieBob
November 11, 2019 5:00 pm

Given that there’s no “Tobias Mourier” listed on the faculty at KAUST (according to their web page) — it makes one wonder just who these people are that are signing? Students?

Alan Robertson
Reply to  Kenji
November 7, 2019 2:40 pm

I scanned through the list of signatories, yesterday.
The invalidity of their effort is shown by the majority who claim degrees in ecology, or environmentalism.

John Murphy
Reply to  Alan Robertson
November 9, 2019 9:00 pm

Alan
I cannot now get a list of the names or the underlying data. I want to use them to write an article for publication here in Australia.
If you can, would you be so kind as to email them (or a valid link) to me at johnm@bigpond.net.au.

Andy Mansell
November 7, 2019 10:16 am

But the damage is done since it made headline news. I think it even made ‘The Times’ in the UK, which has gone so far over to the left I’m surprised it hasn’t fallen over.

RockyRoad
Reply to  Andy Mansell
November 7, 2019 12:45 pm

They say “The Times” is lying on the ground, being walked on by bird, hound, and human alike! That’s fallen enough for me!

Andre Lauzon
November 7, 2019 10:27 am

Unless they are ALL persons who are active in sciences that deal with climate the petition means nothing at all.
Any John Doe could sign and you could get a million signatures.

John Endicott
Reply to  Andre Lauzon
November 7, 2019 10:40 am

Wouldn’t surprise me if John Doe’s signature isn’t already on it, next to John Smith, Mickey Mouse, Dumbledore, and many, many other fake names. Fake names for a Fake news petition.

November 7, 2019 10:27 am

Congratulations to whoever on the inside did this. Best way to muck around with a database you don’t own is to muck around with the data being loaded into it. Cheers –

Mr.
November 7, 2019 10:32 am

Hhmmm, thousands of science students from first world universities sign up their support for government policies that will provide taxpayer-funded jobs for them when they graduate?

Jobs / incomes that mainly don’t exist outside of government institutions.

I’m thinking of starting a GoFundMe campaign to provide bullsh1t detector nose implants to media operatives.
Clearly, this poor group of people had such birth defects.

November 7, 2019 10:33 am

Only two names ?
But the credibility is down, best what couldt happen 😀
We want you !

Christopher Simpson
November 7, 2019 10:38 am

Didn’t Professor Mike Mouse get a Nobel Prize though? Or am I thinking of an Oscar for best animation?

mark from the midwest
Reply to  Christopher Simpson
November 7, 2019 11:36 am

Your thinking of Ed Catmull, who did get an Oscar, but then Ed is a real scientist. Some of his graphics algorithms from the 70’s are still the state of the art.

November 7, 2019 10:43 am

Social Sciences “scientists”, produced wholesale from our institutions of “higher learning”, are busily poisoning our lives with their bullshit.

Andrew Dickens
November 7, 2019 10:44 am

A Mickey Mouse theory gets Mickey Mouse support.

Andrew Hamilton
November 7, 2019 10:44 am

Was Mickey Mann on the list too?

RockyRoad
Reply to  Andrew Hamilton
November 7, 2019 12:49 pm

Mickey “Eeek a Mouse” Mann? Probably several times! You know how he applies himself!

November 7, 2019 10:51 am

The same thing happened with the Oregon petition when activists infiltrated it and added Micky, amongst others. Thereafter it was ridiculed whenever mentioned, even after it was cleaned up.

Payback’s a B!tch! 🙂

Robert W Turner
Reply to  HotScot
November 7, 2019 11:48 am

And that list had three times as many legitimate signatures.

Reply to  HotScot
November 7, 2019 6:20 pm

To the best of my knowledge, Mickey Mouse was NEVER on the Oregon Petition Project, nor were the characters from the TV show M*A*S*H, despite that the news claimed. There was the one solitary addition of the Spice Girl pop singer name by people apparently at Ozone Action, which was caught and deleted. For more confirmation on the specifics, we need an update from Art Robinson or Jane Orient, but I covered the Spice Girl angle here: “Lahsen’s Spice Girls” http://gelbspanfiles.com/?p=3765

Coeur de Lion
November 7, 2019 10:52 am

But what about the 31,000 American scientists with some 9000 PhDs who disagree with CAGW? Getting a bit out of date but still at petitionproject.org?

Vangel Vesovski
November 7, 2019 10:57 am

They need to get a few more names to seem more credible. Perhaps I can contact Professor Bill E. Button, at the Saskatchewan Centre of Naval Studies or Dr. Sea Spotrun, who teaches English literature at the University of Milan. I am sure that Mini Mouse and her friends can also make an appearance.

Reply to  Vangel Vesovski
November 7, 2019 11:09 am

You left off Hugh G. Rexion.

lee
Reply to  fish
November 7, 2019 11:18 pm

I ought it was Huw Jorgen

John Endicott
Reply to  Vangel Vesovski
November 7, 2019 12:09 pm

And I’m sure Dr Ben Dover and Prof. Eileen Back will be more than eager to sign the petition.

Reply to  John Endicott
November 7, 2019 1:25 pm

Dr Dick Hertz and the prestigious Willie B. Hardigan are well renowned for their work in Climategate

Murph
Reply to  John Endicott
November 7, 2019 1:41 pm

I believe they got married, and she is now Eileen Dover. I met them while at the Modern Dentistry Clinic to see Dr Phil McCaverty.

JonasM
Reply to  Murph
November 7, 2019 2:38 pm

Did you know they have (had) a dog? Run Dover.

Mark Gobell
Reply to  Murph
November 7, 2019 11:06 pm

Ah Dr Phil McCaverty, the well known former partner of Dr Ben MeDoon …

Reply to  John Endicott
November 7, 2019 3:36 pm

Look for Sheik Yurbooti too.

Reply to  Vangel Vesovski
November 7, 2019 2:03 pm

Dr. Heidi D. Klein will sign up.. for a price..

Scissor
Reply to  Right-Handed Shark
November 7, 2019 2:32 pm

Any relation to P. Galore?

ResourceGuy
November 7, 2019 11:02 am

I suppose they kept Charles Dawson on the list and Piltdown Man.

ResourceGuy
November 7, 2019 11:03 am

It’s good that they kept Robby the Robot on the list. That’s important.

ResourceGuy
November 7, 2019 11:04 am

Is that really Jerry Brown PhD on there?

ResourceGuy
November 7, 2019 11:08 am

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The random scientist name generator algorithm has been temporarily stopped. Cartoon character names will no longer appear.

ResourceGuy
November 7, 2019 11:11 am

Okay…..Famous French Poets for $200

ResourceGuy
November 7, 2019 11:16 am

Thanks you V. Putin PhD for your tech services skills today.

ChrisB
November 7, 2019 11:21 am

but but, it is still 97% accurate.

Bruce Cobb
November 7, 2019 11:22 am

First there was Climategate, and now, ClimateEmergencygate.

Gordon
November 7, 2019 11:34 am

I understand the list was down for a while, but I just downloaded it a few minutes ago.

Mickey Mouse is still there after their edits. Great Job boys!

Reply to  Gordon
November 7, 2019 2:05 pm

Once you’ve got mice, it’s hard to get rid of the little buggers..

ResourceGuy
November 7, 2019 11:38 am

Consensus of the Mickeys

Matt
November 7, 2019 11:40 am

“an administrative error unfortunately saw the inclusion of a small number of invalid names”

An ERROR saw something? This from a University?

Reply to  Matt
November 8, 2019 10:50 am

The statement is prb’ly accurate — “an administrative error” is one of the employees.

2hotel9
Reply to  beng135
November 8, 2019 3:05 pm

Yea, the one who never picks up the bar tab after company “get togethers”.

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