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KAT
May 11, 2019 1:24 am

Unhinged, Unglued, Imbecile

Moderately Cross of East Angla
May 11, 2019 1:28 am

Just remember, this guy is in the intellectual vanguard of the climate hysteria movement – now want to talk about actresses, fashion designers and television presenters? You should be worried, very worried at the influence these loons have on public policy.

Dodgy Geezer
May 11, 2019 1:32 am

I have had a quick look as his ‘finances’.

He appears to live off a charity he has founded, called ‘Network of Wellbeing’. The aims of this are vague – they seem to be ‘to ‘improve people’s lives’. This seems to be achieved by people going back to nature and living in self-help communes. Most of the charity’s income seems to come in the form of grants from other charities, and the Carniegie Trust seems to be involved at some point.

Ivor Ward
May 11, 2019 1:53 am

“My favourite definition of an intellectual: ‘Someone who has been educated beyond his/her intelligence.

[Sources and Acknowledgements: Chapter 19]”

― Arthur C. Clarke, 3001: The Final Odyssey

Reply to  Ivor Ward
May 11, 2019 4:17 am

My definition of an intellectual is someone/thing who isn’t nearly as smart as he/she/it thinks that he/she/it is.

Barbara
Reply to  Jimmy Haigh
May 11, 2019 7:26 am

BINGO, Jimmy!

RichardX
Reply to  Jimmy Haigh
May 12, 2019 12:35 am

or he/she/it tells everyone how smart he/she/it is.

May 11, 2019 2:11 am

In the past, these fools would not have survived long enough to reproduce. Now they will be polluting the gene pool for generations. We have made the world too safe.

Mat
May 11, 2019 3:08 am

A link to the youtube vid: https://youtu.be/fmO7H7cmu0Q

May 11, 2019 3:58 am

This Physician’s Unglued

Marion
May 11, 2019 4:04 am

Seen smarter cats on YouTube.

Alan Kendall
May 11, 2019 4:26 am

I was always taught not to mock the afflicted, but there are limits.

john in cheshire
May 11, 2019 4:53 am

A Doctor? Is that a PhD doctor? If so, in what, emotions and such stuff? Clearly not engineering because firstly, he wouldn’t be acting like a juvenile 16 year old Swedish girl. And secondly, well, there is no secondly.

If he’s a medical doctor, shouldn’t he be saving actual lives and helping real people?

Hocus Locus
May 11, 2019 5:02 am

You can hear the sighs of pleasure as the doors operate. Priceless!

“Ghastly,” continued Marvin, “it all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don’t even talk about it. Look at this door,” he said, stepping through it. The irony circuits cut into his voice modulator as he mimicked the style of the sales brochure. “All the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.”

As the door closed behind them it became apparent that it did indeed have a satisfied sigh-like quality to it. “Hummmmmmmyummmmmmm ah!” it said.

~From The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

JMichna
May 11, 2019 5:34 am

I wish he had succeeded in attaching himself to the doors. Would have made great spectator sport throughout the business day.

JMichna
May 11, 2019 5:37 am

The good professor’s name caused me to recall the classic Python sketch:

https://youtu.be/H0zVsxUbbjM

ScienceABC123
May 11, 2019 5:39 am

I’m not sure which is funnier. 1) His fear/apprehension of approaching the moving doors, or 2) if he had successfully glue himself to the doors they would have been continually smacking him in the face.

May 11, 2019 5:51 am

Automatic sliding doors are obviously not the only thing that Dr Larch Maxey is unaware of. To look at him, he would be lucky to survive a crossing of the road, let alone a day in the Wild.

Tom in Florida
May 11, 2019 6:45 am

How does that definition of insanity go again?

muskox12
May 11, 2019 7:14 am

Hilarious! Super glues are made with Ethyl cyanoacetate. These idiots probably don’t know Ethyl is a hydrocarbon.

Björn Eriksson
May 11, 2019 8:35 am

If everyone who is worried about climate just dont have kids, the problem will be solved in 2100.

PaWi
May 11, 2019 9:06 am

“Super Glue Clueless”
Poor Larch! He needed an entire can of glue and some dancing lessons ..
https://youtu.be/u1qN6gLbUMw

MarkW
May 11, 2019 10:07 am

Being outsmarted by a set of automatic doors.
What a maroon.

May 11, 2019 10:10 am

There was a very simple solution to his dilemma:

Strip naked, apply glue to ass, stand on tip toes, press against glass, flex ankles to clear pavement, and then swing with door, glued to it, as it opens and shuts, while lecturing people who pass through.

His failure to realize this great opportunity proves just how stupid he is.

Lightweight!

John Robertson
May 11, 2019 12:01 pm

I SNIFF glue?
Weapons Grade stupid is a natural result of protecting the useless and clueless.
Fine footage of one of their poster children.

James Fosser
May 11, 2019 3:43 pm

In Britain he now has the title of ”Dr Larch Maxey The Mr Bean of Climate Activism” and is a research fellow at University of Plymouth. If I had his Proofed-At The Bench research paper on ”Doors, glue and how to garner pity” I think an A++ would be very Unchristian.

James Fosser
May 11, 2019 3:47 pm

Glueing himself to automatic opening doors? Reminds me of the nudist rolling down a hill ”Now you see it now you dont”.

May 11, 2019 4:10 pm

Childern: Warning! This is the result of truancy.