Friday Funny: In California, 'children just aren't going to know what drought is'

Long-time WUWT readers will recognize the title as being a spoof on the infamous line about snow uttered by Dr. David Viner of the University of East Anglia some years ago in the Independent (now deleted, but preserved here) where he claimed in an article Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past by Charles Onians:

However, the warming is so far manifesting itself more in winters which are less cold than in much hotter summers. According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia,within a few years winter snowfall will become “a very rare and exciting event”.

“Children just aren’t going to know what snow is,” he said.

Less than a year ago, the New York  Times claimed in a headline: California Braces for Unending Drought and the phrase “permanent drought” was in use in the media.

Wired claimed: Thanks El Niño, But California’s Drought Is Probably Forever The Sacramento Bee wailed: Opinion: What if California’s drought is permanent? Over at Salon, where they know better than everybody about everything, they claimed: “It could last decades”: 5 shocking facts about California’s drought

Now we have headlines like: Drenched: How L.A. went from bone-dry to 216% of normal rainfall in four months

The drought map, is shrinking compared to a year ago. Only 11 percent of California remains in severe drought, less than 1 percent of California now in ‘extreme’ drought, and most of Northern California is drought free:

ca-drought-2016-2017

ca-drought-key

Source: http://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/Home/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?CA

According to the California Dept. of Water Resources, 8 of 10 major reservoirs are above the 100% mark for historical averages:

ca-reservoir-map

Source: http://cdec.water.ca.gov/cgi-progs/products/rescond.pdf

And much of the USA is drought free now:

usdrought-feb2017

When less than two years ago, NYT said:

Droughts appear to be intensifying over much of the West and Southwest as a result of global warming. Over the past decade, droughts in some regions have rivaled the epic dry spells of the 1930s and 1950s.

Looks like the doomsayers were wrong…again.

 

 

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troe
February 10, 2017 9:39 am

It ain’t science that’s for sure. Naturally California will build a bullet train they don’t need for billion but no new water storage.
I’m going to go out on a limb and predict another drought in California’s future. Maybe I can work for the Pacific Institute.

scbaugh
February 10, 2017 9:40 am

Oroville dam spillway is being wiped out right now…
https://www.google.com/#q=oroville+dam&tbm=nws

commieBob
February 10, 2017 9:47 am

Over the past decade, droughts in some regions have rivaled the epic dry spells of the 1930s and 1950s.

OMG, it’s getting worse. It’s almost as bad as it used to be.

PaulH
February 10, 2017 9:55 am

There seems to be extreme drought conditions in western Connecticut. I wonder why?

NW sage
Reply to  PaulH
February 10, 2017 5:11 pm

Could it be because Connecticut begins with ‘C’ and that is similar to California?

Dean
Reply to  NW sage
February 11, 2017 12:01 am

No, one has 4 vowels. The other has 5.
But that would make a great research project to correlate placename vowels and the impacts of AGW. Where is my research grant?

Ed Zuiderwijk
February 10, 2017 10:18 am

This is all very well but the I want to know is: will this year be a good wine year?

John in LduB
Reply to  Ed Zuiderwijk
February 10, 2017 10:43 am

In the end this is all that really matters.

Kalifornia Kook
Reply to  Ed Zuiderwijk
February 11, 2017 3:07 pm

Ed, you and I could be friends. You could be really good friends with my wife!

Jerry Henson
February 10, 2017 10:28 am

Only Californians can build major cities in a desert, and then complain
when it doesn’t rain.

Retired Kit P
Reply to  Jerry Henson
February 10, 2017 11:36 am

There are no major cities in the California desert.
Las Vegas is a major city built in the desert. I am there now and the do complain when rains.
Most of California is a semi-arid Mediterranean climate with hot dry summers that depend on irrigation.

Reply to  Jerry Henson
February 10, 2017 1:25 pm

The “desert” dwellers do not complain. It is the coasters that are always whining.

Editor
February 10, 2017 10:30 am

More impressively, as shown in the national drought map, outside of Southern California, much of the Southwest is free of drought, and almost none any longer in even considered in Moderate Drought.
It has been common knowledge that the SW is in a long-term, decades long, drought, and expected to shift to a Mega-Drought — news touted as recently at October last year.
Certainly look like even the current “abnormally dry” conditions are beginning to disappear.
If California secedes from the United States, it will almost totally eliminate SWUS Drought at once!

Reply to  Kip Hansen
February 10, 2017 11:06 am

Kip,
From the summary at the link you posted:
“As a consequence of a warming Earth, the risk of a megadrought — one that lasts more than 35 years — in the American Southwest likely will rise from a low chance over the past thousand years to a 20- to 50-percent chance in this century. However, by slashing greenhouse gas emissions, these risks are nearly cut in half, according to a new study”.
Do you agree with that?

Editor
Reply to  harkin1
February 10, 2017 11:24 am

harkin1 ==> The link was to an extremely alarmist press release about a nonsense study that basically said “If it keeps getting hotter and drier in the SW there will be a long drought”.
Instead of a Mega-Drought, most of the already considered decadal drought has disappeared, except in Southern California, just several months later. So much for their prediction.
Their prediction is trivially true — IF it keeps getting hotter and hotter in the SW and it doesn’t rain in the SW for many years there will be a mega-drought. Of course, that is the definition of a mega-drought. Saying that “if there is a Mega-Drought there will be a Mega-Drought” is silly.
So now they will have to start over on counting drought years for mist of the SW.

Reply to  harkin1
February 10, 2017 11:28 am

Kip,
Many thanks. I’ve always valued your input here and at Climate Etc.

Retired Kit P
Reply to  Kip Hansen
February 10, 2017 11:51 am

“much of the Southwest is free of drought,…”
How stupid is that statement?
The desert southwest is really, really, ….really, really dry. When it rains there are flash floods. That is the normal. Fun with statistics.

Editor
Reply to  Retired Kit P
February 10, 2017 12:43 pm

Retired ==> I don’t make up the definitions — we’re referring to the United States Drought Monitor’s map — someone stuck it in above. If you use their Change Maps you bsee how much things have improved in the Southwestern US over the last year.
Deserts aren’t deserts because of what we call drought — they are deserts because of their long term rainfall patterns, environmental and ecological conditions, type of vegetation, soil type, and so on — not just recent rainfall. Deserts are, according to the USGS, “always dry”.
Droughts, however, are : “prolonged periods of abnormally low rainfall; a shortage of water resulting from this.”
I grew up out there in southern California — hiking and camping all over the southwest, and believe me, conditions during droughts are far different than normal conditions out there in those deserts.

February 10, 2017 10:33 am

“A pretty girl In the Imperial Valley,
California, carrying home the family
sapply qf drinking water, given free
to people in that drought-stricken
area from tanks’ sent along the railway-
line by the Government”
http://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/229573552?searchTerm=californian%20drought&searchLimits=

Janice Moore
Reply to  englandrichard
February 10, 2017 10:39 am

Addition to nice find by e.richard: August 25, 1934

Janice Moore
February 10, 2017 10:43 am

More re: 1934

“A new study using a reconstruction of North American drought history over the last 1,000 years found that the drought of 1934 was the driest and most widespread of the last millennium. Using a tree-ring-based drought record from the years 1000 to 2005 and modern records, scientists from NASA and Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory found the 1934 drought was 30 percent more severe than the runner-up drought (in 1580) and extended across 71.6 percent of western North America. For comparison, the average extent of the 2012 drought was 59.7 percent. … It was the worst by a large margin, falling pretty far outside the normal range of variability that we see in the record, said climate scientist Ben Cook at NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York. …
… {A} high-pressure system in winter sat over the west coast of the United States and turned away wet weather – a pattern similar to that which occurred in the winter of 2013-14. …
[A] comparison of weather data to models looking at La Niña effects showed that the rain-blocking high-pressure system in the winter of 1933-34 overrode the effects of La Niña for the western states. This dried out areas from northern California to the Rockies that otherwise might have been wetter. As winter ended, the high-pressure system shifted eastward, interfering with spring and summer rains that typically fall on the central plains. …
Dust storms like the ones in the 1930’s aren’t a problem in North America today. The agricultural practices that gave rise to the Dust Bowl were replaced by those that minimize erosion. …” – Anthony Watts

(https://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/10/14/nasa-study-finds-1934-had-worst-drought-of-last-thousand-years/ )

Janice Moore
Reply to  Janice Moore
February 10, 2017 12:26 pm

Note: it was not the record heat that was the main cause of the crop failure/”Dust Bowl” drought situation, it was poor soil management.

Dust storms like the ones in the 1930’s aren’t a problem in North America today. The agricultural practices that gave rise to the Dust Bowl were replaced by those that minimize erosion. …

Also, there was a blocking high that prevented precipitation:

{A}rain-blocking high-pressure system in the winter of 1933-34 overrode the effects of La Niña for the western states. This dried out areas from northern California to the Rockies that otherwise might have been wetter. As winter ended, the high-pressure system shifted eastward, interfering with spring and summer rains that typically fall on the central plains. …

Ibid.

richard
Reply to  Janice Moore
February 11, 2017 4:10 am

Do not plough up a drought resistant plant- Prairie grass- that can withstand 30 years of drought and even flower during one.
Clue in there for all those who think there is climate change – DROUGHT resistant plant.

Bruce Cobb
February 10, 2017 10:45 am

Does the “Unending Drought” come with breadsticks?

Janice Moore
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
February 10, 2017 11:55 am

Nope. Sorry. Only if you order the soup.
(there is a drought of authentic Italian cuisine at this place, so, it is on topic)comment image

Janice Moore
Reply to  Janice Moore
February 10, 2017 12:13 pm

Likely no one will have read the above (or this), but, I feel bad slamming a nice American family restaurant, so: Olive Garden has some great things on the menu, but, for the price, the quality should be, in many cases, better.

Retired Kit P
Reply to  Janice Moore
February 10, 2017 2:28 pm

My older sister knows I not a big fan of said restaurant. She said we were going to a small Italian family restaurant. Sure looked like a typical strip mall chain restaurant. It was in California but could be anyplace.
We love cheap Mexican family restaurants too. Our daughter from NYC always wants to treat us to an expensive restaurant. Do you want expensive or do you want good food?

Janice Moore
Reply to  Janice Moore
February 10, 2017 2:45 pm

Kit P — I agree with you 100%. 🙂

Auto
Reply to  Janice Moore
February 11, 2017 1:12 pm

Absolutely.
Our local Mirch Masala does good food at a good price.
Auto.

Steve
February 10, 2017 10:52 am

Regardless of the drought ending California needs a plan for handling future droughts. Mandatory conservation isn’t going to bring more water to the area, just stretch the capabilities of the supply system already in place. There will always be some areas of the country in drought and some with excess water, moving it around seems well within our technological capabilities but apparently too expensive since there is no nationwide water network, at least not one to supply California. It seems absurd that with all the challenges there are in trying to keep a stable economy and society the thing that rose to the top of the problem list and almost crippled California is a lower than normal amount of rain for five years. Tree ring measurements and other data tell us California has been through several droughts that have lasted decades over the last 1000 years, yet we were not prepared for a five year drought. We put a man on the moon 50 years ago, but today we don’t have a method to maintain the water supply in the most populated state in the nation? That is on the coast no less.

Retired Kit P
Reply to  Steve
February 10, 2017 12:05 pm

“most populated state in the nation”
So Steve do see the relationship between a mild semi-arid climate and clueless people who do not like snow?
There plan is to not have a plan and depend on others for power and water.

Reply to  Steve
February 10, 2017 1:47 pm

@Steve- California already has that with their reservoir system. However due to eco nuts, they cannot store the water as they have to release it to “protect” the snail darters.

Reply to  Steve
February 10, 2017 2:12 pm

Don’t confuse “can’t” with “won’t”. The issue in California is the dingbats won’t make the investments needed to maintain their water supply.

Kalifornia Kook
Reply to  Steve
February 11, 2017 3:22 pm

We voted for a proposition 2 years ago that authorized $7 billion for dams. Except… anyone who read the proposition description would have learned that the money would actually be allocated to destruction of existing dams, support to poor communities, and ‘studies’ for new dams. However, the Sierra Club made it quite clear in the 70’s that the Melones Reservoir would be the last dam in Kalifornia. They fought it tooth and nail.
We just gave away $7B to further erode infrastructure. Fortunately, Kalifornia is a magical place, and everything will be just fine once we build a bullet train between two towns no one goes to, and put a satellite in space to monitor something already monitored by dozens of other satellites.
I love Moonbeam. They say a neurotic builds castles in the sky, but psychotics live in them. Welcome to Kalifornia! You too can live in an imaginary castle!

jorgekafkazar
February 10, 2017 10:53 am

I think Viner’s classic article was removed less than a year ago.

Roger Knights
Reply to  jorgekafkazar
February 10, 2017 1:39 pm

Probably it’s on the Wayback machine.

Rob
February 10, 2017 11:01 am

No, no, no – we will have to change the definition of “drought” to make sure we can still get the headlines. How about separating it from that pesky rainfall measurement? We have a hard time fudging that one because there are too many independent measurements. So how about we base it on estimated shortfall between supply and demand? That way, as demand increases we can weep and wail over projected shortfalls in supply and keep the catastrophe headlines rolling…..

Auto
Reply to  Rob
February 11, 2017 1:19 pm

Rob,
I note the plan to keep the grants flowing, too.
Basic. Yet effective.
When simply moving water from A to B to C to D shouldn’t be so very difficult for Californian engineers.
But, of course, if there is a lack of political will – ask the voters.
Auto, noting that voters were asked and voted for Brexit, DJ Trump, and – well tomorrow will tell, but, maybe Madame La President Le Pen; even Geert Wildersin the Netherlands . . .

markl
February 10, 2017 11:13 am

Most of early 20th century California owes its’ prosperity to oil extraction like many of the elites today who are clamoring for “renewable energy”. Southern California owes it’s growth as well to the Hoover Dam supplying most of the energy required to power the homes but today they don’t count that electricity as renewable because….well because. Now the answer to possible future water shortages is to continue private homeowner drought measures while they open their border to unlimited invasion. California breeds hypocrisy.

Retired Kit P
Reply to  markl
February 10, 2017 12:13 pm

“Hoover Dam supplying most of the energy required to power the homes”
How wrong is that? Markl is forgetting about the nuke and gas fired power plants in Cali. Not to mention all the coal fired power plants the California pretend do not exist when they import large amounts of power.
We need to coin a term for selective power source identification.
Like the City of Seattle that claims to be fossil fuel free. Of course the coal and gas fired power plants at Centralia are still running full speed.

NW sage
Reply to  Retired Kit P
February 10, 2017 5:22 pm

I believe the Centralia plant is owned/operated by Transalta, not Seattle Power and Light. Some of the power from Centralia MAY be contracted to Seattle however.

markl
Reply to  Retired Kit P
February 10, 2017 8:36 pm

Retired Kit P commented: “…“Hoover Dam supplying most of the energy required to power the homes” ….How wrong is that? Markl is forgetting about the nuke and gas fired power plants in Cali.
RKP is forgetting that during the “growth” of early Southern California nuke and gas fired power plants hadn’t been invented yet. Think first.

brians356
February 10, 2017 11:15 am

Given the current deluge in C. and S. Kalifornia, you might have waited for next week’s updated map, which will show even more extensive “drought-free” white area.

Logoswrench
February 10, 2017 11:16 am

Damn reality!!

Retired Kit P
February 10, 2017 11:24 am

I have lived in out of California since the 1960. Fortunately, my high school and college education took place outside of California where draft dodging hippie had not taken over the education system. Younger brothers and sisters, nieces and nephews, and my two oldest children still live there.
It was not until 1980 when I got out of navy nuclear program and went to work for California companies in nuclear power to 1993 that I began to understand how clueless political leadership in California was. If you look at EIA data for hydropower production back to 1950, one out five years is a drought year.
The first year I was at Rancho Seco, there was a terrible flood. The next year they were draining the reservoirs to prevent flooding from the melting snowpack. Except there was a drought and the snowpack was minimal.
Drought years seem to correspond to very hot summers and higher demand for electricity. The year before closing Rancho Seco, the nuke plant was needed because hydro was down. The year it was closed, it was cooler and there was plenty of hydro. The nuke is not needed.
By the time of the 2000/2001, I had been Washington State for many years. However the company I worked for did have merchant fossil plants in California so I had inside information. California politicians were warned of the potential problems. Apparently it is easier to find someone to blame than be responsible and have a plan to mitigate the problems if they occur.

Reply to  Retired Kit P
February 10, 2017 12:12 pm

Like Governor Moonbeam scolding Californians for using much more water a few years ago than was projected in the 1990s without ever once mentioning that he had welcomed over 10 million illegals and their accompanying water needs.

Retired Kit P
Reply to  harkin1
February 10, 2017 12:31 pm

Agriculture uses lots of water and migrant workers.
I have no reason to believe that the legal status of immigrants has anything to with the supply of water.

Reply to  harkin1
February 10, 2017 3:49 pm

The number of people determines the amount of water needed for drinking, cleaning, sewer, lawns, etc.
If there were no illegals that usage would be reduced.
And not all migrants are illegals.

NW sage
Reply to  harkin1
February 10, 2017 5:28 pm

re legal vs illegal immigrants – it is not valid to assume that, if the immigration system were effective, all those who are now here as illegals would also be in the same places if they came legally.

observa
February 10, 2017 11:33 am

You know how the East coast of Oz is cranking up the aircons and dealing with heat wave conditions? Well over in the West it’s been raining just a bit-
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-10/wa-towns-being-evacuated-amid-heavy-rainfall-flooding/8258178
Yes we remember one Climate Commissioner’s dire predictions-
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-08-16/wa-climate-change-trend/2841130
obviously wagged poetry lessons and missed the scribblings of a talented schoolgirl that could look about her and appreciate the big picture a century ago without all today’s computers and BOM wizardry-
http://www.dorotheamackellar.com.au/archive/mycountry.htm

King of Cool
Reply to  observa
February 10, 2017 1:27 pm

And who could forget the King of climate forecasting comedy Tim Flannery’s dire prophesy back in 2004 that “Perth would be the 21st century’s first ghost metropolis” when drought was going to be the “new norm”. When will they ever learn?

Janice Moore
February 10, 2017 11:34 am

‘Droughts appear to be intensifying … as a result of … warming. …’
Looks like the {NYT was} wrong…again.

The air behind a cold front is noticeably colder and drier

(Source: http://ww2010.atmos.uiuc.edu/(Gh)/guides/mtr/af/frnts/cfrnt/def.rxml )
Cooler air generally leads to drier air which leads to: drought.
http://images.slideplayer.com/24/7016601/slides/slide_16.jpg

Janice Moore
February 10, 2017 11:38 am

Moreover, CO2 not only does not cause drought, it is a GREAT REMEDY FOR DROUGHT:

… vegetation loves more carbon dioxide. It grows faster, is more drought-tolerant, and is more efficient in its water use. While the pre-industrial CO2 concentration of the atmosphere was only about 280 parts per million (ppm) by volume, and now it is around 380 ppm, some greenhouses pump it all the way up to around 1,000 ppm. How can environmentalists claim that helping vegetation to grow is a bad thing? … one of the most common forms of plankton actually grows faster and bigger when more CO2 is pumped into the water. …
The automatic assumption that mankind’s production of CO2 by burning of fossil fuels is bad for the environment needs to be critically examined. …– Dr. Roy Spencer …”

(http://wattsupwiththat.com/2008/05/01/more-carbon-dioxide-please/ )

Keith
February 10, 2017 12:36 pm

Paul Mathews: what exactly do those four **** stand for in your post above? 🙂

Editor
Reply to  Keith
February 10, 2017 12:49 pm

Keith ==> My guess? ….raud….

Retired Kit P
February 10, 2017 1:25 pm

“I grew up out there in southern California — hiking and camping all over the southwest, and believe me, …”
That sounds like a reason to not believe Kip and think he is clueless, I mean like totally man totally.
I am open to the possibility that that someone from California is not clueless. Just be cause I have not found any, the absence of evidence is not evidence.
Kip do have some other experience besides ‘growing up’ to support your position.

chadb
February 10, 2017 1:58 pm

California (and in general the American Southwest) is generally drought prone with years of feast and years of famine. This has been known since California was owned by Mexico. It is a good thing California has a good series of dams and well maintained reservoirs in order to catch heavy rains like they are having now.
Oh, wait…

Retired Kit P
February 10, 2017 2:05 pm

Not to pick in Kip, but I have noticed that the ‘locals’ are often the wrong people to ask about were they live when comes to the natural world.
The problem with picking people from Texas or West Virginia is that they have concealed weapons permits. Armed and dangerous.
Those from Southern California do not even know they are clueless. I am not saying you can not have fascinating conversations about fashion or fat shoppers at Walmart.
Gave new neighbors from Southern California a ride. They asked what the ice scarper was. Did not last the winter. Gave UVa CHP a ride after he put his 4wd in the ditch with a quarter inch of snow. He told me I could not make it the hill with my UV. Before dropping him off someplace warm, I asked if he was from Southern California. It is not that hard. I learned the first day behind the wheel. Of course there was not much choice unless I wanted to spring.

Michael Jankowski
February 10, 2017 3:04 pm

No accountability for fearmongering. No accountability for the climate scientists who were wrong. No accountability for the climate scientists who knew better but stayed quiet for the cause.