Help send Kenji to the "Scientists March on Washington" event!

From the “all’s fair in love, war, and climate science” department comes this opportunity.

On Facebook, Dr. Roy Spencer made a comment related to a post on the original website calling for scientists to “March on Washington” to…

…take a stand for science in politics. Slashing funding and restricting scientists from communicating their findings (from tax-funded research!) with the public is absurd and cannot be allowed to stand as policy.

They add (bold mine):

Who can participate:

“Anyone who believes in empirical science. That’s it. That’s the only requirement. We will both have a diversity committee and a diverse steering committee that represents people of many backgrounds and identities. Science is done by POC, women, immigrants, LGBTQ, indigenous people, people of all beliefs and non-belief. We hope that this diversity is reflected in both the leadership of the march and the march itself.”

Dr. Spencer commented:

It is ironic that they emphasize “empirical science”, since that’s what argues against global warming being a problem. It’s the “theoretical science” they have to invoke to scare people.

But the comment by Dr. Spencer that motivates this post is this one:

Since *everyone* is invited to a “scientists march”, I’m reminded of the time Anthony Watts had his dog join the Union of Concerned Scientists. https://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/10/07/friday-funny-the-newest-member-of-the-union-of-concerned-scientists/

adding:

Kenji might need a white lab coat though.

Long-time WUWT readers may recall that I put UCS to the test. Here’s excerpts:


Be a “concerned scientist” – valid credit card required

Reader DJ writes in Tips & Notes:

Since becoming a member of the Union of Concerned Scientists when I found out all you needed was a valid credit card, my curiosity about who and what they really are has spiked.

I decided to put that theory to the test. I am very proud to announce that a member of my family has been accepted into this prestigious organization. With pride, I present new UCS member, Kenji Watts:

Yes, Kenji is our dog. Apparently, the claim is true, all that is required to be a member of the illustrious group of “concerned scientists” is a valid credit card. No discerning questions were asked of me when I prepared Kenji’s application and no follow up check after the application was done. I simply put in his name, address, and provided a valid credit card that matched the address.

Here is his letter of acceptance:

Kenji is a Japanese Chin, hence the name. Read the full post here: https://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/10/07/friday-funny-the-newest-member-of-the-union-of-concerned-scientists/


I replied to Dr. Spencer’s comment on FB with:

Kenji does believe in empirical science, why just the other day he sniffed out some empirical evidence of change on the lawn. Yeah, I figure if those protesters in SFO at AGU(16) can wear white lab coats, (see below) Kenji certainly can. UCS might even have to put out a press release “denying” his membership.

standupforscience-rally

and…it tuns out that cyber-criminal Dr. Peter Gleick who admitted he took on a fake identity and used it to steal documents from the Heartland Institute, has announced his intentions of going in a Tweet:

gleick-sci-march-tweet

So, it’s settled (the science march, not the science). If these clowns can go “stand up for science” (on the steps of a Catholic church in downtown San Francisco no less) then the only canine member ever accepted by the Union of Concerned Scientists can certainly go.

And it gets better, the march name and website have been changed….

sci-march-dc-changed

….and now there’s no requirements to attend listed on the new website at all!

It gets better:

Well, OK then.

To do this, Kenji and I will need to fly from California to Washington DC. I’ll fly coach, probably Kenji will fly doggie carrier under the seat, which Southwest airlines allows for a $100 fee each way. Also, he’ll need to get a health certificate from the vet to fly. We’ll need to get a dog-friendly hotel for a couple of nights at a minimum, transportation to/from the hotel/event and I’ll need to make a sign to carry, get a custom white lab coat for Kenji, plus do some training with Kenji to get him acclimated to large crowds. Since he is so small, and could easily be stepped on, or kicked on purpose, I’ll likely get a chest carrier for small dogs like this one.

We’ll have a two-sided sign, one that shows support for science, and on the reverse, a picture of the worst climate monitoring station ever found by the surfacestations project at the University of Arizona with the question “If you measure climate in a parking lot, is it still science?”

Tucson-USHCN

Help Kenji go!

Estimated costs by the time this is all done is about $2000-2500. Since Kenji is still waitng for the #BigOil check, or a grant from the #KochBrothers and has no funds of his own, he’s asking WUWT readers to kick in some pocket change ($10-25 or set your own level) to help get there and “March for Science” (whenever that is they haven’t got the date set yet).

Of course, we’ll have pictures, commentary, and probably some hilarious reactions by people to this.

Captions for the other side of the sign are welcome. Right now, “My Dog is a member of the Union of Concerned Scientists” is the leading message.

Kenji_UCS_stuff

SEND KENJI TO MARCH IN WASHINGTON DC!

send-kenji-dc

Kenji has his own Twitter account, so be sure to follow him for updates.

Also, if we don’t get enough donations to make it happen, they will be refunded. Thanks, Anthony

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January 30, 2017 11:45 am

It’s a hilarious idea, but I’m with the keep-the-doggie-out-of-harm’s-way crowd, and so I vote, for the dog’s sake, don’t do this. If the dog were a German shepherd, then I might have a different opinion, because, to put it in colloquial terms, shepherds don’t take no sh*t. (^_^)
Also, your dog is above that crowd. Your story is already newsworthy enough, since your PET is a bona fido (I mean, “bona fide”) member the Union of overly Concerned Scientists. This alone could easily get you a spot on the evening news.

Reply to  Robert Kernodle
January 30, 2017 11:53 am

I left out an “of” in my last comment, and I forgot to put the word, “scientists”, in quotes. (^__^).
Also, consider my NOT donating a NEGATIVE donation to keep your animal off the ASPCA radar.

Third Party
January 30, 2017 11:48 am

Avenue Suites are Very Dog friendly (and have 24/7 IT support for setting up an in-room IP doggy cam…)
2500 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 20037202-333-8060

Cynical Seamus
January 30, 2017 12:16 pm

Anthony, From my viewpoint, safely across the other side of the puddle, I agree with those who say don’t go. The petulant ones will not “appreciate” someone having a public laugh at their expense and tempers could flare very quickly. You might be able to handle yourself in a fight, but Kenji . . . ? And you can be sure that rent-a-thug will be out in force. Stay home, we need WUWT!

Non Nomen
Reply to  Cynical Seamus
January 30, 2017 12:52 pm

How about sending a lookalike with an Irish Wolfhound?

Chris Hanley
January 30, 2017 12:31 pm

‘Who can participate: “Anyone who believes in empirical science. That’s it. That’s the only requirement …” ‘.
=================================
Anyone (and his/her dog) can turn up but it will be reported as a protest by “scientists”.

Reply to  Chris Hanley
January 30, 2017 2:41 pm

I said something along those lines here.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2017/01/25/scientists-plan-march-on-washington/#comment-2408948
(Guess I was wrong about the leash.8-)

David S
January 30, 2017 12:38 pm

I don’t think this will draw a big crowd. You and Kenji might be the only ones there. 🙂
But seriously be careful. Some folks on the left are becoming dangerously psychotic. They’re not above beating up people (or dogs) who don’t agree with them.

Editor
January 30, 2017 12:50 pm

“I believe in Empirical Science …
but I have doubts about
Climate Science”

AGW is not Science
Reply to  Kip Hansen
February 2, 2017 11:35 am

I’d like to suggest an improvement – “I believe in Empirical Science – which means I have zero confidence in Climate Science.”

Non Nomen
January 30, 2017 12:57 pm

Dog owners of Washington unite, join Anthony and Kenji and form a cordon of madly barking German Shepherds and Dobermann dogs.

Joe Ebeni
January 30, 2017 1:05 pm

You can stay at my house and I will provide transport and a couple of meals…..perhaps some beer. Would be great fun!!!

Chris
January 30, 2017 1:13 pm

If Kenji or any other skeptics go to the march, be careful. Those concerned scientists will probably behave no differently than any other Anti-Trump protesters. We may get video of people in lab coats beating up other scientists.

ShrNfr
Reply to  Chris
January 30, 2017 3:06 pm

“Other”?

January 30, 2017 1:18 pm

How about a couple of these magnificent creatures?
http://www.great-danes-of-the-world.info/images/mantel-great-dane.jpg

January 30, 2017 1:42 pm

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Damn! They can’t even resist “adjusting” their own name!

James Allison
January 30, 2017 1:54 pm

Anthony, sounds like a great stunt but you over-rate the intelligence of your fellow marchers. The significance of the parking lot temp. gauge picture will be completely lost on them and the presence of Kenji will simply add to the confusion.

TDBraun
January 30, 2017 2:07 pm

They want diversity! They want LGBTQs… so they should also welcome a K9.

January 30, 2017 2:28 pm

Sorry, Anthony, it’s a really fun idea … but I agree with everyone who says it’s too dangerous. Dangerous for you … but especially for little Kenji. Many of these people are seriously deranged and have no moral scruples about committing violence. I’m also concerned that Kenji might become frightened, escape, and be lost … forever. I would also worry about him picking up a disease while around all so many strangers. (Okay, I’m just an old worrywart, but this has disaster written all over it.)

Scarface
January 30, 2017 2:31 pm

Wow, Kenji looks like he will have any fake scientist for breakfast. They better watch out!
Donation, though small, made. Hope he will be able to attend!

Alan Ranger
January 30, 2017 2:32 pm

@Anthony, it would be nice to see Kenji’s CV. Regardless of its content, I’m sure it would qualify him as a climate “scientist”.

Sheri
January 30, 2017 2:38 pm

Two thoughts: Make sure Kenji will ride in the carrier. Some of my small dogs hated carriers and would not stay in one without excessive restraints.
Now all one needs to be a scientist is a white coat! That’s great. I’m ordering a dozen white coats for my friends and neighbors so they can be scientists too!

Reply to  Sheri
January 30, 2017 2:47 pm

Can a vet provide a tranquilizer for plane travel?

Bruce Cobb
Reply to  Sheri
January 30, 2017 4:16 pm

Just be wary of white coat syndrome, which can cause blood pressure to skyrocket.

January 30, 2017 3:50 pm

Captions for the other side of the sign are welcome. Right now, “My Dog is a member of the Union of Concerned Scientists” is the leading message.

“All it took was some ‘Green”‘.

Ej
January 30, 2017 3:57 pm

Richard Baguley January 30, 2017 at 12:09 pm
This comment is sickening and the moderators should remove it.
[done, and he’s banned -mod]

co2islife
January 30, 2017 4:00 pm

“Anyone who believes in empirical science. That’s it. That’s the only requirement. We will both have a diversity committee and a diverse steering committee that represents people of many backgrounds and identities. Science is done by POC, women, immigrants, LGBTQ, indigenous people, people of all beliefs and non-belief.

Funny, no mention of Conservative Christian White Men. These groups just reek of left-wing politics.comment image

MarkMcD
January 30, 2017 4:09 pm

“Science is done by POC, women, immigrants, LGBTQ, indigenous people, people of all beliefs and non-belief.”
So the only group NOT mentioned are Scientists? 😀

AllyKat
Reply to  MarkMcD
January 30, 2017 10:22 pm

Hey, I have a vagina. That means I can do science!
None of my science classes ever mentioned that was a prerequisite.

Bulldust
January 30, 2017 4:18 pm

Am I the only one bemused that the UCS membership number has 666 in it?

Barbara Skolaut
January 30, 2017 4:46 pm

Chipped in 20 bucks, Anthony – the PayPal button when to substations.org. If that’s not where it should have gone, grab it out of there.
And if you don’t get enough for Kenji’s trip, just keep my donation. Thanks for all you do. (But please don’t get a pink carrier – yikes!)

January 30, 2017 4:49 pm

… says the Tibetan mastiff:comment image
… a cause worth fighting for.

Reply to  Robert Kernodle
January 30, 2017 4:51 pm

Up, … I meant, … a cause worth biting for.

January 30, 2017 5:09 pm

I’m in. How awesome.
Keep Kenji safe.
https://noconsensus.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post-new.php