Friday Funny: "cottoning up" to skeptics with high pressure commentary

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On Monday, I wrote a very personal piece that describes my personal trials and tribulations over the last 18 months. It was very well received and I had hundreds of comments of support. I sincerely thank everyone who left a comment of support and understanding. Out of 428 comments, almost every comment was this way, almost, save one. Even the normally irascible “Eli Rabbet” provided a thoughtful comment of support.

That one comment (which was never published due to multiple policy violations) is presented below for your amusement, along with a follow up comment.

Of course, the person writing it was a coward, hiding behind a fake name, a fake email, and an IP address on a proxy server. But the m.o. and the content is a dead giveaway, because who else writes high pressure craziness like this hoping to convince somebody you are right by hurling insults? There’s only one person I know of.

I recall Einsteins definition of insanity:

einstein-insanity

So here is the comment I got on the personal thread Monday:


2016/07/25 at 9:52 pm

YourWifeCouldntStandTheStupid

Expieallidocious@hotmail.com

193.90.12.89

Quick, Magic Gais Watts, what’s the name of the law of thermodynamics for solving temperature, and how long was it before your dumb ass discovered ”Green House Gas Effect” is nothing but the compression warming removed from standard gas equations?

LoL Watt a f***g HicK.

I guess if you can steer an entire scientific movement into the trash with the likes of that thermo-billy Eschenbach, you can wreck a woman’s life.

GO FIGURE.

You’re a fraud.

You’re a fake atmospheric chemist.

You’re not even skeptical about a story so simple it involves leaving compression out of the mathematics of atmospheric temperature then claiming MAGIC makes the sky hot.

You’re a f***n’ bum. You never thought or cared about anything

but your self. – and the way you’ve acted, you deserve all the dismissal by those who know you WELL, you get.

You’re a f****g HaCK.

You’re the back door man

for a pseudo science movement so stupid it has you claiming that immersion of a fire warmed rock into frigid fluids,

makes it warmer than when there WAS no bath of frigid fluids,

and the full light of that fire assured maximum surface energy density for the distance.

Your fans and friends are pretty much the K-Mart of Signts and you’re as disgusting as you feel. When you know you’ve been being bad, you can always get ”your public” to run it’s tongue up and down the crack of your sweaty, stupid a*&, and get yourself some kook-kiks.

Typically you’re another Repugnican, and somewhere is a woman who spent years watching you over-eat and act like a vindictive little dilettante.

You’ve been at the HELM – the PUBLIC HELM of the BIGGEST MOWING DOWN of SCIENTIFIC INTEGRITY in COMMUNICATIONS in the RECENT HISTORY.

Too STUPID to know MAGIC GAS EFFECT is nothing more than REMOVAL of COMPRESSION from ATMOSPHERIC MECHANICS


Oh, but wait, there’s more!


2016/07/28 at 11:24 am

GasCompressionMathematics

princeofpomegranites@gmail.com

73.12.130.111

If WATTS HADN’T TRIED TO TELL THE WORLD THERE IS A GREEN HOUSE GAS EFFECT HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO HAVE

OTHER FAILED PHYSICISTS

APOLOGIZING FOR HIS/THEIR IGNORANT, ANTI-SCIENTIFIC DRIVEL

AND THEIR BOOKS WOULD SELL.

A BUNCH of F*KG HICKS.

ANTI SCIENTIFIC f*kng HICKS who CAN’T PROPERLY READ & WRITE

the LAW of THERMODYNAMICS

that SOLVES FOR TEMPERATURE of GAS.

*THAT SOLVES TEMPERATURE of GAS*

THAT solves TEMPERATURE of the SIMPLEST PHASE of f*kng MATTER known to MAN.

WATTS IS THE ANTI SCIENCE HICK WHO SET THAT THERMO-BILLY ESCHENBACH ONTO THE WORLD’S SCIENTIFIC SCENE TO LIBEL, INSULT and LIE to REAL SCIENTISTS who TOLD YOU ALL

who TOLD YOU ALL –

THERE IS NO SUCH THING as a GREEN HOUSE GAS EFFECT WARMING.

GREEN HOUSE GASES are the COOLING FLUIDS of the PLANETARY SYSTEM.

YOU can not WARM a ROCK with a FIRE in VACUUM

then WARM it through IMMERSION in a SHALLOW FIELD of FRIGID FLUIDS you HICK – that’s YOU

WATTS.

That’s YOU STEELE.

YOU CAN NOT RAISE SURFACE ENERGY DENSITY you IGNORANT HICKS,

THROUGH IMMERSION of a LIGHT WARMED OBJECT

into a LIGHT BLOCKING FRIGID BATH of TURBULENT FLUIDS

and YOUR LEGACY

is BRANDED WITH THE FACT YOU CLAIMED YOU THINK THAT CAN HAPPEN.

GREEN HOUSE GAS

GARBAGE

is NOTHING BUT

THE STRIPPING OF COMPRESSION MATHEMATICS

from STANDARD GAS EQUATIONS

and FILLING IN that 30 + DEGREES with WATTS/STEELE/MANN/HANSEN/TRENBERTH CLASS

THERMODYNAMIC

G A R B A G E.


Gosh, I didn’t realize I’m in the same league with Mann, Hansen, and Trenberth. With my elevated status, it seems critical mass has been reached again.

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ARW
July 29, 2016 10:11 am

what a dick

flyover bob
Reply to  ARW
July 29, 2016 12:45 pm

Your comment would suggest the coward is even part of a man. A suggestion unsupported in any way.

Goldrider
Reply to  ARW
July 29, 2016 5:30 pm

Sounds like someone’s “medical marijuana” prescription got a little over-filled . . . Just remember ONE thing, Alan–when you’re taking flak, it means you’re over the target! Keep the faith!

Goldrider
Reply to  Goldrider
July 29, 2016 5:31 pm

I mean Anthony! Heck, I’m over my beer-quota, damn that Global Warming!

Tom Judd
Reply to  ARW
July 29, 2016 6:03 pm

I really wish you hadn’t written that. I’ll have you know that’s the best part of the male body and now I just can’t handle it.
Um, never mind.

David Smith
Reply to  Tom Judd
July 30, 2016 4:05 am

In my marriage I leave my wife to handle everything.
Whoops, another one to never mind.

Reply to  ARW
July 29, 2016 6:10 pm

Based on the responses of you critics, you are a genius of the highest order, a gentleman and a scholar!
BTW, after 18.5 years of marriage, my 1st wife left me for her former boss, and I was devastated. It turns out that it was all in God’s plan to bring me together with my perfect best friend and companion, my current and last wife. The hell of before is nothing like the heaven of now.
Anthony, LIVE through it, and thrive on the new experiences life (and God) will bring.

scuzzaman
Reply to  Newt Love (@newtlove)
August 3, 2016 2:26 am

Indeed, Newt Love. Indeed.
It is even possible to be grateful to one’s former wife for doing me such a massive favour and leaving.
It can be hard to believe that while the wounds are still fresh and bleeding, but it’s true. I swear it.

mike
Reply to  ARW
July 29, 2016 7:37 pm

yr: “what a dick”
I’m thinkin’ more along the lines of your basic, chronically over-praised, trophy-laden, mouthy dumb-kid, emotionally crippled for life by his hive-mummy’s hovering, overly-protective, smothering, control-freak embrace; a creepy-brat who never has and never will get a date; a “snookum-wookums-for-life”, whose bathroom mirror is a horror-story, bio-hazard mess of encrusted, multi-layer, zit-crud splatter; and a little-snot weirdo, whose sole pleasure, in his otherwise “yes-mummy”, “teacher’s-pet”, “tattle-tale”, “tag-along-pest”, “mummy-the-big-boys-are-bein’-mean-to-me!, spastic-dork, pathetic existence, takes the form of a serial addiction to tawdry, precociously sicko, privately-handled “moments”, alone, of a sort that inevitably find him lost in his own “world”, and holding, in one or the other of his unsanitary hands, some one or another of those well-thumbed “National Geographic” back-issues, dating from the thirties, forties, and fifties, that a distant relative left “Junior Boy” in his will, with the assurance that “they’ll be worth something someday”, even as mummy, in some other room, takes a naive pride in her “little genius” and his urgent attraction to such “edifying” reading material–mummy’s abused innocence, alas, preventing her from realizing the stealth-porn seedy-reality of vintage issues of that publication, and the depravity of her precious bubber-wubber’s adolescent “nasty-habit”.

LamontT
Reply to  ARW
July 30, 2016 8:52 am

No that would imply being male. Not that I want to imply that the person posting those is female either. And yes they are pretty sad aren’t they. funny as hell but sad that anyone would find emotional satisfaction this way.

Reply to  ARW
July 30, 2016 4:42 pm

I think he needs physiological help/treatment. He is clearly off his rocker.

July 29, 2016 10:12 am

WOW Anthony wow lol
Mosher is that you :p
I jest of course
Whomever that is has some real damage doing on internally so one assumed it is an environmentalist as only they have so much hate for their fellow man
Thanks for sharing Anthony, sometimes I need a reminder that I am not a bad person or a lunatic, this picked me right up

Harry Passfield
Reply to  Mark - Helsinki
July 29, 2016 11:09 am

Far, far, far, far^10 too long to be Most.

Harry Passfield
Reply to  Harry Passfield
July 29, 2016 11:10 am

Shred!!! Most!

Harry Passfield
Reply to  Harry Passfield
July 29, 2016 11:12 am

I really hate u spellcheck!!! Mosh!

ab
Reply to  Harry Passfield
July 29, 2016 12:26 pm

Apparently the title wasn’t enough of a clue Anthony.

Reply to  Harry Passfield
July 29, 2016 5:12 pm

I did say it was in jest Anthony “I jest of course” :p

Reply to  Harry Passfield
July 29, 2016 5:13 pm

“Apparently the title wasn’t enough of a clue Anthony.” btkiss fail lol

Reply to  Mark - Helsinki
July 29, 2016 2:11 pm

No,it is not Mosher.He would never write like that ever in the places I have read them.

Tom Judd
Reply to  Mark - Helsinki
July 29, 2016 6:11 pm

Maybe that’s a little bit insulting to Mosher? Just a thought. But, it’s always remained in my mind how thoughtful Mosher was to Willis Eschenbach when Willis presented a post, quite some time ago, on the loss of someone dear to him.

Philip Schaeffer
Reply to  Tom Judd
July 30, 2016 5:04 pm

A little bit?

July 29, 2016 10:13 am

Also who types in caps these days hahahaha
Talk about emotional issues! ROFL

Hugs
Reply to  Mark - Helsinki
July 30, 2016 5:32 am

I can tell you who types in all caps.
Person who is really ineducated what comes to electronic communication – or
Person who is mentally unstable enough to engage her(m)self in serious hate speech.
I believe in the latter. No lol included.
The opinion presented (Anthony is a pro AGW Hansenite) is simply incredible. it requires a really serious misunderstanding where we go. It also represents some serious conspiracy ideation. And it gives face for true d3nialism.
(I also use the time here to thank Anthony for sharing his personal life event and wish the very best post-divorce life. My friendly pat to the dog as well.)

Reply to  Mark - Helsinki
July 30, 2016 4:50 pm

The days of typing upper-case came from teletype machines – they didn’t have lower case. We had those in the Air Force back in the 60s.

July 29, 2016 10:13 am

We need these human “barometers”, to remind us we are in fact still sane

July 29, 2016 10:14 am

William Connolly? Maybe him lol

Reply to  Mark - Helsinki
July 29, 2016 10:33 am

I would add Schlesinger to the list, who had to break Bode in order to support the possibility of massive positive feedback. This 3+ decode old error has been canonized by the IPCC and will be hard to correct, but once it is, the entire house of cards called CAGW will collapse.

Matt B
Reply to  Mark - Helsinki
July 29, 2016 10:37 am

Connolly is actually being more reasonable these days, there are still flashes of the Old Stoat but he has taken on some of the tribe groupthink, for example with the Exxon attorney general lawsuits.

Reply to  Matt B
July 29, 2016 5:14 pm

I wash joking guys it’s funny Friday!!! chill out guys
Fantastic to see you active Anthony

Reply to  Mark - Helsinki
July 30, 2016 12:52 pm

Too intelligent for our Will
[??? .mod]

Pop Piasa
July 29, 2016 10:16 am

Perhaps the greatest threat to each person today is his own ego.
Let them destroy themselves, but steer clear of their collateral damage.
Always easier said, than done…

Mike McMillan
July 29, 2016 10:18 am

Thank you for sharing.

July 29, 2016 10:22 am

Those comments took himher probably all day to type.

RCS
July 29, 2016 10:24 am

The world is full of malignant idiots. Unfortunately half of them are on the Internet!

MarkW
Reply to  RCS
July 29, 2016 10:59 am

Only half?

Bryan A
Reply to  MarkW
July 29, 2016 12:15 pm

The other half obviously can’t find the internet

Reply to  MarkW
July 29, 2016 5:15 pm

Just what I was thinking Mork not a typo :p

Robert from oz
Reply to  MarkW
July 30, 2016 4:17 am

Congrats Anthony , you are now steering the scientific world , if this ain’t praise I don’t know what is .

Gregory
Reply to  RCS
July 29, 2016 1:38 pm

I’m so old I remember when you had to be intelligent to connect to the internet.

Pamela Gray
Reply to  Gregory
July 29, 2016 4:21 pm

Me too. Bulletin Board Service. Needed a bit of noggin.
http://www.fehq.org/whatis.htm

Reply to  Gregory
July 31, 2016 9:16 am

Funny – my email address is a hold over from the old Compuserve bulletin board system along with some “Machanical” networks and note sharing through a main frame.
Interestingly, are blogs not the evolution of the old bulletin boards?
Oops. My age is showing. 😉

July 29, 2016 10:25 am

Disqus and Akismet are blocking/censoring my comments as spam. Blocked on Steve’s/Tony’s site as well and don’t know why. WordPress?
Skeptical badges of honor?

Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 11:53 am

Never had a problem w/ WUWT. FB exiled me for 6 weeks.

James in Perth
July 29, 2016 10:26 am

“Back Door Man”? That’s my favorite Willie Dixon tune! What an awesome compliment!!

PaulH
Reply to  James in Perth
July 29, 2016 11:07 am

Yeah, excellent tune. I’d take that as a compliment too! ;->

J
Reply to  PaulH
July 29, 2016 12:38 pm

What about Howlin’ Wolf’s version?
Another real classic.

Nigel S
Reply to  PaulH
July 30, 2016 1:21 pm

Another vote for Howlin Wolf! Smokestack Lightning too perhaps for the earlier lightning strike post.
Welcome back Anthony. A couple of bits of advice, don’t marry a knife throwing actress on the rebound and don’t buy a wooden sailing boat on the rebound from that. Your work here is too valuable for distractions.

James in Perth
July 29, 2016 10:27 am

Here’s a better version: https://youtu.be/O6DAdDyWZaQ

sz939
July 29, 2016 10:29 am

More evidence that the AGW Fan Base requires a low IQ, Mental Illness, and a total contempt for the Educational System.

Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 5:18 pm

They both read a bit like bots 😀 “I get $28 an hour for being a loser” 😀

John Harmsworth
Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 6:28 pm

I gathered he might be a denier, but it’s like some Mann damaged hi brain with a hockey stick. Also, he seems to have a problem with gas!

Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 9:36 pm

Are you sure this is Eli Rabbet? Very naïve aqui but have sparred with the “rabbit run” dude at andthenthere’s, twitter, etc. and heard nothing like the above. He claims to be a skeptic…

Reply to  sz939
July 29, 2016 10:45 am

Lord people.
In German he’d be ‘D. Baumwolle’, and in Spanish he’s known as ‘D. Algodón’.
Obviously I’ve got no idea if Anthony is correct, but the diatribe is certainly crazy enough.

MarkW
Reply to  markbofill
July 29, 2016 11:01 am

As near as I can tell he/she/it is claiming that CO2 has no effect and that the only thing that controls temperature is atmospheric pressure.

Reply to  markbofill
July 29, 2016 11:03 am

Yup. He used to haunt Dr. Roy Spencer’s blog before Dr. Spencer finally decided he’d had enough.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  markbofill
July 29, 2016 12:49 pm

Certainly doesn’t care to win any friends or have a positive influence on the rest of us. Atmospheric pressure must play into this or Venus wouldn’t be as not at the surface.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  markbofill
July 29, 2016 12:51 pm

Oops, “as hot at the surface”

MarkW
Reply to  markbofill
July 29, 2016 1:24 pm

I don’t know about you, but when it comes to Venus, I’m glad that I’m not at the surface.

David A
Reply to  markbofill
July 29, 2016 5:45 pm

The majority of the atmospheric pressure only guys are not this ignorant, nor this arrogant. In this case I am not certain which is the greatest, but clearly “reason has forsaken him, yet he can still shout.”

StephanF
Reply to  markbofill
July 29, 2016 11:14 pm

For Venus to be so hot at its surface, its atmosphere has to be optically thick at high altitude to absorb the sun light, then the pressure effect does take in effect. Did I get this right? I am not an atmospheric scientist. But I know the term ‘radiative layer’ from plasma physics. So if Venus’ atmosphere is indeed optically thick at high altitude, then this is sort of a greenhouse effect, again, did I get this right? So the pressure alone doesn’t do anything without a heated layer higher up and gasses to absorb sunlight effectively. The incoming radiation from the sun has to be in thermal equilibrium with the blackbody of the optically thick layer radiating back into space. So the temperature of the absorbing layer will rise until this equilibrium condition is met. And the temperature below that layer follows the barometric height formula. That is how I understand this.
And yes (to this ‘vulgarian’ poster) you can heat up a rock in a vacuum by radiation, how on earth, ahem, moon, can the face of the moon that is exposed to the sun get so hot? This is called ‘radiation transport’, look it up sometime (to this vulgarian poster).

July 29, 2016 10:29 am

Saying you are in the same league with Mann, Hansen and Trenberth is an insult. These guys are in league of their own where unwarranted assumptions, political correctness, massively manipulated data and fears of an imaginary catastrophe rules, rather than real data, facts and logic.

Bryan A
Reply to  co2isnotevil
July 29, 2016 10:44 am

The league of unordinary gentlemen

Doug in Calgary
Reply to  co2isnotevil
July 29, 2016 12:07 pm

Mann and Hansen have set back climate science by about 30 years while Anthony has kept it in the realm of reality and sanity. Thank you Anthony.

Killer Marmot
July 29, 2016 10:29 am

A toxic blend of ignorance, arrogance, and insanity.

Curious George
July 29, 2016 10:31 am

Probably a robot. That’s actually bad news, expect a lot of same.

Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 5:19 pm

Love the “thermodynamics” rant. I’ve seen something similar on Discus once. The guy was arguing with everyone not just one side

Reply to  Curious George
July 29, 2016 10:36 am

That was my thought.
No human would use that many CAPS unless thy accidentally left it all on.

Marcus
July 29, 2016 10:31 am

…OMG..What a (snip) scumbag !! ONLY socialist trolls would kick somebody, anybody( liberal, Democrat,Republican or Conservative !) when they are down….The hateful and venomous attacks from most of liberal Media News is astounding…The fact that we, the people ,allow it, is unforgivable ! As always Anthony…Stay strong..we need you !

SMC
Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 10:46 am

I understand pins work wonders when popping pustulent gas bags full of odious excrement.

MarkW
Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 11:02 am

Pins might work well, but I would recommend putting your pin on the end of a really long stick before popping this bag.

SMC
Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 11:05 am

Proper PPE and lots of air freshener is a must. Remember, always use the right tool for the job.

Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 5:20 pm

I think I feel some gas pressure now.

Duncan
July 29, 2016 10:32 am

“You’ve been at the HELM – the PUBLIC HELM of the BIGGEST MOWING DOWN of SCIENTIFIC INTEGRITY in COMMUNICATIONS in the RECENT HISTORY.”
Anthony, I think he is trying to compliment you (in his own way). Secondly, I don’t know how you ‘mow’ down ‘integrity’, unless integrity did not exist in the first place.

Bryan A
Reply to  Duncan
July 29, 2016 10:47 am

Got to agree with you on this one…Science seems to have had it’s integrity self-diminished

SMC
July 29, 2016 10:37 am

Sounds like a candidate for induction to the Westboro Baptist Church. I wonder if he’s related to any of them.

gnomish
Reply to  SMC
July 29, 2016 1:27 pm

heh- i don’t think you understand the wbc.
they are a pack of lawyers with a tax exempt church.
they have a good thing going and they have a lot of fun with it.
yes, they are trolls. they are pretty darn good at it, too.

July 29, 2016 10:38 am

I have to say one thing: Anthony and Willis, if you know who this is I would seriously consider talking to the authorities about this person. He (or she, which I doubt) is on a breaking point and is a danger to himself and others. (And I speak from experience). As this illness progresses it will get worse, this has all the earmarks and I am VERY serious, this is not a humorous matter at all, thanks ( and mod you can block this after passing it on to Anthony and Willis. I am very serious about this as this has happened to our family))

Leonard Lane
Reply to  asybot
July 30, 2016 12:05 pm

I agree with asybot. There is nothing humorous or trivial in these comments. He has been through a similar situation in his family.

Ross King
July 29, 2016 10:38 am

The emptiest barrels make the most sound.

Reply to  Ross King
July 29, 2016 12:51 pm

Ross, quote of the day! + many!

Alan Kendall
July 29, 2016 10:38 am

You only got one like this, or is this the outstanding example? I would get it framed, hang it somewhere appropriate to remind you of man’s frailties and to consider, when you’re down, that you could’ve been given his passion but without the necessary understanding. Sanity is so fragile.

Duster
Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 10:49 am

That says a great deal of positive things about your general readership.

JimB
July 29, 2016 10:39 am

Thanks for posting this garbage. Lets us know the kind of people that call us names.

Dr. Dave
July 29, 2016 10:39 am

I got a good chuckle out of this and hope you did too. It’s always fun seeing some ignoramus getting their panties in a bunch.

ossqss
July 29, 2016 10:39 am

Packet trace available? Would be nice to meet the coward in person….

John F. Hultquist
Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 12:24 pm

Got DSL in Sept. 2008. Don’t know when this fellow first came to notice.
I tried twice to explain to him how he appeared to others. He came back with snark.
Thanks for the Friday Funny.

David Ball
Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 1:12 pm

I know who it is and it is an embarrassment and extremely frustrating. Now no one will even consider that he may be correct. (double facepalm).

Pamela Gray
Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 4:26 pm

ROFL! Probably believes that the Earth is flat, young, and we are about to be lifted up to heaven on September 27, 2017 at 6:42 PM precisely.

Reply to  Anthony Watts
July 29, 2016 5:21 pm

So is it just trolling you or anger, seeing as you know. Are both not the same person, they read very similar

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