Guest essay by Eric Worrall
Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.
Climate change and your birthday: Is it too hot for sex?
Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?
A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.
Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.
Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.
And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.
“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.
“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.
“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”
Read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-09/climate-change-and-your-sex-life/7311702
All I can say is, thank goodness for alcohol, swimming pools, ceiling fans and air conditioners. Otherwise we warm climate Aussie men would never get lucky.
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Could this be a last ditch attempt by the church of climate to make “believers” out of men? What next… no more football on TV?… no beer?
Women won’t want sex… how dumb to they think we are? Er… wait a minute… on further review, I am now quite certain that Climate change hit my house about 30 years ago.
A new low in predictions about so called climate change. Ludicrous.
This is the same science that invented “Climate Change. There is a rise of heat stroke in summer. The consumption of ice cream increases during summer. OMG… ice cream causes heat stroke!!!
What a dumb article.hopefully they didn’t get paid for this nonsense
And the wacko AGW activists wonder why most people think they are idiots. Birth rate in Mexico 19/1000. Birth rate in Canada 11/1000. 30 seconds research to discover that the author of this article is an ignorant fool.
Good maybe it will stop the Immoral MouthBreathing Non Producing parasites from procreating like rats for once!
Musk and Tesla are still working on perfecting the electric car.
Apple is still working on the perfect iPhone, iWatch, iPad, i-gadgets.
High tech is still working on the Internet Of Everything.
Nuclear engineers are still working on fusion power.
Mathematicians are still working on the Riemann Hypothesis.
Particle physicists are still working to complete the Grand Unified Theory.
Buddhists and Hindus are always seeking Nirvana.
Yet somehow in less than a decade, climate change fka Al Gore’s man-made global warming, has somehow become the explanation for everything in the world.
Next up; “climate change” causing more unfaithfulness, failed marriages, and societal collapse. God will give up and go away in disgust, muttering to herself. Then, it will be just like Dante’s Inferno. Then we’ll be sorry.
Complete crap. As you will find on this graph, Equatorial countries have the highest birth rates.
http://www.indexmundi.com/g/r.aspx?c=id&v=25
Education has the biggest effect on falling birth rates, as women in those countries begin careers. For example, Indonesia, which I know well, had a birth rate of about 25 (per 1000 people) in 1990 and is now about 17 (per 1000 people). Singapore was worried about the widening of birth rates between Chinese and Malays. This was because Chinese women were not marrying early but going onto tertiary education and happy to remain single, or, marry later. Anyone who knows the politics of the Malaya peninsula will know of this.
May I quote from a speech by Deputy Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong at the NTU Student Union Ministerial Forum, 5 Apr 2004,
“Furthermore, we must recognise that this problem is more serious for better-educated Singaporeans, and especially graduates. Graduates marry later than non-graduates, both men and women. More graduate women remain single than non-graduate women. And graduate women who marry produce fewer children on average than non-graduate women. Many couples say they cannot afford to have more children, yet ironically the ones who are financially most well off are also the ones with the fewest children”.
http://www.nas.gov.sg/archivesonline/speeches/view-html?filename=2004040501.htm
It astounds me how some people of the media are so ignorant.
It starts with “B” and has an “S” at the end, the rest is “ollock”
They are truly out of their minds – https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Countriesbyfertilityrate.svg
Time for Gene Watson,
“Love in the Hot Afternoon”
Written by Vince Matthews and Kent Westbury.
/Mr Lynn
Nuff said…
http://dailybail.com/home/john-kerry-comes-out-swinging-on-climate-change.html
Lordy. So far here are the conclusions:
Women don’t want sex, and it’s their own fault.
Women should tell their man how to do it better, so it’s still their fault.
Sounds like the thread is populated with a bunch of boys with a penchant for taking their balls and going home because susie cue won’t play according to the rules of “I want, you give”. To hell with that! I want, YOU give!
Thank goodness I have a man who is very generous.
Just remember that the ugliest woman in a bar at midnight can have sex if she wants to. Not so with a man.
I think I love you.
Pam
Whew!
… Tom in Florida !! ROTFLMAO .. ! Thanks for making me waste a beer all over my screen !!
Pamela –
In my limited experience with women “when the time is right” has been that each wanted “it” as much as I did.
Relating that to this thread, however, is a little tricky ’cause some wanted me because I they thought I was hot and some because they thought I was cool.
I had no trouble changing with that “climate”.
/grin
What a load of tosh , my ex wife banished sex long before AGW was even on the agenda . Also if this were true than all women would demand honeymoons in the Artic circle in winter or Tierra Del Fuego
Arctic not Artic
This is so obviously true, it can be seen by how the birth rates in places like Norway and Finland are so much higher than they are in warm places like Mexico and Africa. oh wait…
“When you’re hot, you’re hot,
And when you’re not, you’re not.”
No longer. According to learned scholars, this must be revised:
“When you’re hot, you’re not,
And when you’re not, you’re hot!”
The current state of critical thinking at some of our “academic” institutions is just simply amazing.
Amazing how the alarmists work at getting everybody on board. All the 3rd world countries have been convinced because they are (naturally) due retribution. Scientists feeding at the government trough must swallow that gospel to keep the funds coming.
But now they’ve gone a bridge too far,, trying to convince men there will be no sex tonight unless……..
There is a natural feedback mechanism that negates effects of the “hot and sweaty” libido suppression syndrome. Tropical populations make up for lost time and breed like rabbits during cooling rainstorms. The sound of big fat raindrops striking a tin roof triggers ’em into a frisky frenzy.
(Wow! 265 comments already before I throw in my quip!)
But…don’t don’t we all like it hot?
Hot babes, anyway. . .
..The most frequent sex I ever had was while living in Daytona Beach, Fla. during Spring Break as a teen !! My problem was never the hot, sticky nights, it was always getting the dang beach sand and ocean salt out of my butt !
How about a nice round of applause for our host in allowing such a spirited and amusing thread to roll on. A nice relief from the climate BS we endure most days.
+1,000,000,000
This reminds me of a story my mother told me …
There was a family in the town where she grew up that had 10 children. The Townspeople always wondered what would possess them to have 10 children. When asked they responded …
We like to ‘do it’ … don’t you ?
That’s strange. In my mother’s town, there was a family that had six children in six years. Then no more. The Townspeople asked them why they had had no more children…
We found out what was causing them…
Seems Indonesians failed to read the report
I’ll understand if this doesn’t get a run……
When the weather is hot and sticky,
that’s no time for dunking dicky.
When the frost is on the pumpkin,
that’s the time for dicky dunking.