Guest essay by Eric Worrall
Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.
Climate change and your birthday: Is it too hot for sex?
Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?
A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.
Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.
Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.
And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.
“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.
“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.
“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”
Read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-09/climate-change-and-your-sex-life/7311702
All I can say is, thank goodness for alcohol, swimming pools, ceiling fans and air conditioners. Otherwise we warm climate Aussie men would never get lucky.
The behavior of women today makes men not want to have sex with them.
+1,000,000
The only thing that lessens hot and sweaty for most is having young children!! 😀
Do people really believe this climate change fairy tale? When they write stupid articles like this, do they proof read it for stupidity?
Genius!
These are the people that insist they are smart!
It’s always all about them
April 9, 2016 at 10:37 pm
I think the extra 50 pounds she starts wearing has a definite impact. My God, why would any man marry an americunt female or, for that matter, most western womyn? Flat asses, selfish, pathological personalities, always greedy, grasping, dishonest and manipulative.
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nice attitude.. I can see why you miss out..
you seem to imply you are a sixpack tanned sleek adonis ?
so if your missus gained 50lbs and was all of the above after
she was the same prior attitude wise too.
and you..are the idiot for not working that out sooner.
All you can do is just glance at these childish assertions and wonder what kind of mind they come from.
Hmm.
But Muslims in the Near and Middle East have six kids per family, while northern Europeans have less than two kids per family. Turkey, for instance, has trebled its population since the 1970s.
A failed theory, methinks.
R
Hmm.
But MusIims in the Near and Middle East have six kids per family, while northern Europeans have less than two kids per family. Turkey, for instance, has trebled its population since the 1970s.
A failed theory, methinks.
R
It has become nothing short of The Crusades Part II. There are those who wish to live peacefully and responsibly and those who are procreating to provide vast numbers to force others to live immorally under their CULT!
Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.”
That’s funny, the Arabs and Africans don’t seem to care about the heat. Africa has a population explosion. So please, go back in your moms basement and smoke more dope. Leave the adults alone!
HA!!! Boy, these climate change clowns will stop at nothing will they!? My wife and I have had hot steamy sultry sweaty sex many times before and to be honest I think she liked it more than me! Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it, Al Gore!
After reading this report, NOW has reversed their position on climate change. They now fully support global warming.
Giggity Giggity lol
uh huh…so how do you explain thailand?
Where to even begin. This non-scientific….forget that…this draft of a Saturday Night Live script….doomsday claim might be the best one yet for so many reasons….ok let’s et started.
Why in this case is global warming worship superior to the political correctness of sexism? Is it really ok to just make a blanket statement that WOMEN do not like to sweat when having sex. Are women not individuals with individual preferences….every one of them Goldie Locks….not too warm…not too cold…but just right. Has this annoying narrow preference really expanded beyond porridge?
Then there is the issue of saturation. No, I do not mean getting the sheets all wet. I mean perhaps the women who are less likely to not have sex due to a little of their own perspiration issues have already been consumed statistically I know this sounds so unlikely, but is it possible that this set of potentially “fussy” women already do not have sex, so the total number of women not having sex will not change. I do not know…just asking.
And you can already anticipate the confusion that will arise for women that seek remedy to moisture issues…wait…are you too wet or too dry…the confusion is starting.
And not to be gross…but this is science…sex that is not happening now due to issues of vaginal dryness could be offset by more sexual options afforded by more moisture on the female chest. It is possible …right? What happens behind closed doors is no ones business after all.
Perhaps we should consider ourselves fortunate….that the impact is limited to the amount of sweat involved…. I mean when it comes to reasons I have had to deal with for being told “not tonight honey” I would take this one over a headache every time. OTC pain killers can take awhile to kick in… and the mood might pass, but my AC (not withstanding its carbon footprint) is dependable, 30 seconds and she will be ready to roll. I will need to be careful though, to avoid the dreaded “I’m too cold”, where all I see are her two feet sticking out the end of the blanket.
And how long will it be until the airlines and the hospitality industry suffer financially from this….honeymoon reservations to warm tropical paradise canceled by the millions. On a positive note, no more worries if he remembered to pack the Viagra…I mean collectively that has to have an impact on the mental health of society…so that is a plus….right?
You’ve been hanging around with the wrong women! And what makes you think “climate change” means hot and humid all the time? It’s actually a disruption of weather patterns on both sides of the temperature scale. As to the sweaty comments, usually if you combine the activity with healthy amounts of water, sand and sun, it works much better!
When I saw the accompanying painting by Dosso Dossi, I wasn’t sure if the article wasn’t implying something else arising from global warming. I thought it looked like a painting of two men.
With the way society is now woosifying the males in society, who WANTS to have sex with someone more like your sister?
Good god, how is there anybody left that votes democrat. Unbelievable that people fall for their efforts to control the masses.
Moronic.
The act of placing one value in the numerator and another in the denominator doesn’t by itself create any relationship between the 2 much less a causal one.
Climate change is a religion that worships the environment.
A new study suggests that researchers understand women less than the average male and that they hid the decline, because, they were embarrassed.
Liberals are insane and they are destroying civilization as we speak.
Only lame liberals wouldn’t want to have sweaty sex. what a bunch of lame BS.
LOL I am not believing any of that . The only thing that will affect a women’s sex drive is ” Marriage ” The only cure for a Nymphomaniac is a wedding ring ! Living proof right here !
Who needs women, me and my buds will go on more “fishing” trips.
What’s the average temperature of India?
I like the women’s comments much better than the men’s. You get the truth from them. And when it is cold all I want to do is hibernate, not make whoopee.