Guest essay by Eric Worrall
Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.
Climate change and your birthday: Is it too hot for sex?
Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?
A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.
Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.
Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.
And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.
“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.
“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.
“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”
Read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-09/climate-change-and-your-sex-life/7311702
All I can say is, thank goodness for alcohol, swimming pools, ceiling fans and air conditioners. Otherwise we warm climate Aussie men would never get lucky.
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Great news for the LGBT community. As for global warming, err climate change, causing women to lose their sex drive; so menopause = climate change. In a twisted way I guess that’s true.
Raised in the desert . . . understand now . . . it’s the weather. . . 100 degree days . . . sweaty nights . . . damp tangled sheets . . . they all take their toll! Thanks for solving the mystery, mates!
Apparently climate change is way behind marriage(putting a ring on it) when it comes to causing women not to want to have sex
Whew! Just finished. It’s 60 degrees here and we were still sweating. I believe I have just debunked this story!
Whew! Just finished. It’s 60 degrees here and we were still sweating. I believe I have just debunked this story! The biggest reason to not have sex is Grays Anatomy. When she watches that insanely boring show it takes the drive right out of me!
Too much information… 🙂
+1’000,000,000
Don’t people have air-conditioning?
And here I thought it was the men debilitated by hot weather. Xref Cole Porter: it’s too darn hot.
The rate of potential partners for men is not inversely proportional to rising temperatures. It is directly proportionally to the size of his bank balance (Or diamonds).
I had one GF in the late ’60s and early ’70s who used the too hot and sweaty excuse. But then I had a GF in the early ’80s who loved hot and sweaty to the extent of commenting on and otherwise celebrating sweat. I’ll spare you the details. I should have married her. But I didn’t make enough money in those days.
However it was cold in the ’60s and early ’70s and global warming supposedly took off in the ’80s, so maybe NOAA should hire those women.
People who post drivel like this should be careful with their online presence.
https://au.linkedin.com/in/harriettatham
University of……..Queensland!!! Nuff said!
Pretty steady CV, a week here, a week there, a month here, etc. Sounds like a stable person to me.
I guess someone forgot to tell all those people in the heavily populated tropical areas that the women aren’t supposed to have sex when it’s hot. /SMH
There was a poem regarding this problem, before air conditioning was in many homes.
When the frost is on the punkin, that’s the time for dicky dunkin’.
When the weather’s hot and sticky, that’s no time for dunkin dicky.
Of course, those were the days when global warming was not even a blip on the radar screens of prophecy.
Brilliant!
More “warming” claptrap from the religious Left. Pfft. FOAD.
The only thing we really know for sure is that the “warmer” climate is making AGW loons even stupider and more desperate.
+1,000,000
Gee! The warmists must figure they have found the ultimate trump card with this scare tactic. Like all the others, this one won’t work either.
The feminization of western society is directly correlated to the decline of logic and insight. But here’s a question, guys: would a caliphate be any worse than the gynocentric, misandrist culture we have now?
Perhaps you should find a nice man to settle down with since you obviously can’t deal with women.
NOT a “woman” like you, however.
I was about to answer yes, it would, but then I thought Anthony or Charles the moderator could have their word on this. Good day to you.
The pseudo science is complete. The lame ass argument is settled. Give us money or we’re all toast…or ice cubes, whatever. Just give us money or we will call you evil deniers.
That’s why God blessed the US of A with HVAC and condoms so we can have more sex than anywhere else in the world.
Ridiculous! Women still want sex..it has nothing to do with weather.
Yeah but not with their husbands.
I thought marriage already did that.
Well, from most of these comments, I can see that I made a good decision to never get married !! LOL
Lord Byron had the last word on this topic:
What men call gallantry and gods, adultery
Is much more common where the climate’s sultry.
Wonderbar.
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
The toughest Burmese bandit can never understand it.
In Rangoon the heat of noon is just what the natives shun,
They put their Scotch or Rye down, and lie down.
In a jungle town where the sun beats down to the rage of man and beast
The English garb of the English sahib merely gets a bit more creased.
In Bangkok at twelve o’clock they foam at the mouth and run,
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
…Man, if I wasn’t already in the Dog House with Anthony, I could have had a field day here !
The revelation that sea levels have actually been falling has them desperate.