Guest essay by Eric Worrall
Women don’t like to sweat while having sex, so they are less likely to have sex in warm weather, according to the latest climate health claim.
Climate change and your birthday: Is it too hot for sex?
Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?
A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.
Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.
Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.
And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.
“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.
“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.
“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”
Read more: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-09/climate-change-and-your-sex-life/7311702
All I can say is, thank goodness for alcohol, swimming pools, ceiling fans and air conditioners. Otherwise we warm climate Aussie men would never get lucky.
This is good. We need more global warming in those parts of the world with enough people already.
If I understand the premiss then Spitsbergen should have a higher, as in Astronomical magnitude, birth rate than equatorial Africa.
Now, is that the case or What? As in What The Phuck. Just another white boy “wet” dream.
Ha ha
I’d wager that the scientists who came up with this study never had girlfriends.
What women would want to have sex with the He-Men winners (if they win) of the climate battle? For example,
Al Gore (Deep Throat)
https://youtu.be/IOYNDw60T1Y
Michael Mann (You can hold my hockey stick, baby)
https://youtu.be/34toAvWlEPA
Prince Charles (Oh my Cod piece)
https://youtu.be/IWeiLg-KW9o
Those will be your alpha males. Yes, the survival of the human race may be threatened.
This explains why India is depopulated.
How to pad your resume: Submit an article titled “How Global Warming Will Destroy …..” Fill in with anything you like. It will get published.
What insane nonsense. Take your wife or girlfriend to a tropical island and you’ll have more sex than you can handle, this is just a bogus story to push the myth of global warming.
Yeah but you’d better hope your wife or girlfriend don’t find out.
Well, then the human population will decline and the earth will cool and the then the girls will heat back up.
Women in Iceland have the most fun in bed, right? And Florida chicks are frigid.
Don’t you dare complain on girls in Reykjavik.
Complain about.
another negative feedback that is ignored outright.
So, the Cat on the Hot Tin Roof doesn’t want any sex? HAHAHA.
Out, d@mn spot! And take the cat with you, too.
That’s funny. Air conditioning? Can you have less sex than zero?
Oops, the Headline was incorrect….It shoud have read
Climate Change Believers Stop Women from Wanting Sex. Now thats believble.
You know when the brain dead, climate change/earth warming/the sky is falling freaks start trying to scare us with a sexless existence caused by climate change that they are soooooo very desperate to rescue their irrational, climate change/earth warming/the sky is falling myth that the next thing they try to scare us with will be that oxygen is a green house gas because it allows things to burn easier and produce dangerous carbon monoxide..
GMABAHs
+100,000
Wow, climate change, more power than pussy.😂
Ronflmao……alone
The irony is that climate change is supposed to lead to more women selling themselves for sex.
Must have swerved into the Onion by mistake.
So instead of having a headache, your wife will claim she is too warm. Man, these alarmists… really like to make stuff up.
GASEOUS AL GORE, DOOMSDAY CULT CHAIRMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE
The planet has been “cooling” for at least the past 18 years, or so — the recent cook-the-books massage job by NOAA notwithstanding. And the so-called “experts” have never “once” demonstrated, recorded, or proven human causation for “any” global warming — it’s all been projections based on computer models subject to bad historical data, divergent / incompatible or inconsistent instrumentation, exaggeration and the-sky-is-falling alarmism, and manipulation-for-profit — for taxpayer-paid government grants, carbon-credits schemes, and studies required by environmentalist wacko government regulations.
The anthropogenic [“man-made”] global warming religion has proven very profitable for those who own the religion and who drag around by the rings in their noses the useful idiots, airheads, and drooling, googley-eyed, bobble-headed sycophants who have an intense itch to be followers, “a part of a cause bigger than themselves” — who project an arrogant condescension onto those ignorant, unwashed dissidents who, unlike themselves, remain…. unbrainwashed.
Contemplate Gaseous Al Gore — that lying fascist sack of shit and doomsday cult Chairman Of The Apocalypse — who sold his failed global-warming alarmist TV station to Al Jazeera — a propaganda arm of some murderous oil dictatorship, somewhere out there in Kaboomistan.
Now, didn’t Al Gore buy a 6,500 square-foot, $9 million, very-high carbon-footprint mansion in Montecito — “only” 480 feet above sea level where it is sure to be inundated by the HUGELY TOWERING WAVES of polar ice cap melt celebrated in scare-em-silly fictional environmentalist quack movies — if his bullshirt theory of man-made global warming actually proves true to reality? And this is in addition to his 10,000 square-foot mansion in Tennessee, another huge carbon footprint! And hasn’t OhBummer already bought the ocean-front Magnum-PI property in Hawaii? His bloody “rising seas” ought to swamp and drown him — else he is a lying hypocrite.
I have no problem with people becoming fabulously rich in the capitalist system, but the stink of hypocrisy of Gaseous Al Gore — that lying fascist skunk — is annoying. He must be laughing up his sleeve at all the idiots who have enriched him through his scam, his hoax, his fraudulent religion — man-made global warming.
So desperate now are the profiteers of his nutty religion that they are resorting once again to Hollyweird for scary big-screen movies and TV shows to carry their lunatic propaganda.
They turn scientific method on its head, demanding that skeptics prove “that there is not” any man-made global warming, but no one is obliged to prove any such thing — for the same reason that we are not obliged to prove that the moon “is not” made of green cheese.
It tells me something useful about opposing the OhBummer dictatorship when my reference to the moon and the green cheese in the past year was hijacked for an OhBummer speech. Possibly his speech was written by Biden The Magnificent, that lobotomized serial plagiarist who serves as OhBummer’s principal criminal accessory.
The ecofreaks and enviromaniacs? Destroy them. Let’s just focus on ensuring clean air and clean water.
Replace asterisks with periods, below. ~:<)
http://www*tpnn*com/2014/03/17/weather-channel-founder-explains-the-history-of-the-global-warming-hoax/
http://www*climatedepot*com/2014/12/30/global-sea-ice-breaks-all-time-record-high-antarctic-sea-ice-also-breaks-all-time-record-high/
http://dailycaller*com/2015/06/04/noaa-fiddles-with-climate-data-to-erase-the-15-year-global-warming-hiatus/
The climate zombies must really be getting desperate. It’s understandable considering just about all pertinent climate data is going against their little ruse.
I’ve been married for 47 years and I had absolutely no idea that we had reached the climate change tipping point so many years ago.
I had several really amusing anecdotes, but then remembered I post under my own name.
post under an alias, we won’t mind.
Man up. We read under our own names, too.
Bull – sucking it up in hot Palm Springs – seach
“20000 lesbians and celebrities such as Lada Gaga party in California desert during Dinah Shore Weekend”
Sweat must of stunk like 20000 “beavers”.
Arrant hokum. The fertility rate in tropical climes vastly exceeds that in Nordic countries. But somebody, somewhere, is pushing this twaddle just to make money or arrogate power to themselves…and many are gullible enough to take it all in.
“Claim: Climate Change will Stop Women from Wanting Sex”
Ummm……wait a minute. I’m confused here. I thought climate change was supposed to drive women to prostitution (which should mean they will want MORE sex, shouldn’t it?).
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/apr/30/science/la-sci-sn-climate-change-women-prostitution-20130430.
Quote:
“…..Climate change is causing glaciers to melt, heat waves to become more intense, species to become extinct and low-lying island nations like Tuvalu to disappear altogether. To this list of calamities, U.S. Rep. Barbara Lee has added another: Climate change could force more women to become prostitutes.”
So which is it? Less sex or prostitution (meaning more sex)? Nothing like the climate alarmists contradicting themselves. As I said, this is all getting so confusing….. LOL.
CD:
Silly. It’s not this or that, it’s both. It’s as many things as they want it to be. (Remember it used to be Global Warming when Algore invented it.) Progressives never see their own hypocrisy.
CD in Wisconsin
Hang on a bit…
If the rise of sea levels drives more women to prostitution and simultaneously wives are demanding less, this is a perfect fit, not so? If the prostitutes are to make a living they needs Johns willing to pay. Even the gigolos will need to find moneyed women seeking enlivened hot nights.
The economy benefits in all sorts of broken-window ways: more diseases to share and treat, more taxi rides, more hotel business, it goes on all night long.
Hot countries have dramatically higher birth rates than cold countries