Monday Mirthiness – hilarious hate mail

People send me stuff. Today I got one of the most ridiculous pieces of hate mail, ever, from some fool in Belgium who can’t seem to figure out that what he’s ranting about has already been claimed. On the WUWT contact page it says this, apparently he can’t/won’t read.

contact-form-warning

So, here is what he sends.

hate-mail

Great way to convince somebody of your position, huh?

100% proven? Apparently he hasn’t seen all the “science is settled” claims made about AGW. Dude, get with the program.

 

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Tom Halla
March 14, 2016 9:14 am

Such a moderate, respectful, convincing letter 🙂

Roy Spencer
March 14, 2016 9:14 am

some day it will be 197% proven. (Common Core)

Thomas Edwardson
Reply to  Roy Spencer
March 14, 2016 10:34 am

I think that 197% would be over-stressing the conceptual understanding of the key idea (what everybody knows is true), and would necessarily represent an example of needing to return to proper organizing principles such as place value and the laws of arithmetic to structure that idea properly.
Then we would have to ask the student to justify, in a way that is appropriate to the student’s mathematical maturity, why this particular mathematical statement is true or where this mathematical rule comes from.
Just saying 🙂

Reply to  Roy Spencer
March 14, 2016 11:32 am

Roy, yeah – it pays to be sure. 🙂

Reply to  Roy Spencer
March 14, 2016 12:28 pm

some day it will be 197% proven. (Common Core)

…give or take how you feel about it at the moment. 😎

BFL
Reply to  Roy Spencer
March 14, 2016 1:55 pm

“Common core”
Yeah, tried helping a couple of kids having trouble with algebra using the way I was taught in the ’60’s. They picked it up quickly but then said that the teachers wouldn’t let them do it that way as they had to do it by the their books. Just one of the complexities was that they really needed a math dictionary as a supplement. One would think that at this early stage, actually learning quick algebra methods and the uses to which it can be put would be more important than dull put-one-to-sleep definitions. However I guess the perfessors controlling D.C. know best.

Annie
Reply to  BFL
March 14, 2016 6:15 pm

I still find Tom Lehrer’s ‘New Math’ extremely funny.

BFL
Reply to  BFL
March 14, 2016 7:36 pm

Annie: Thanks!

Coeur de Lion
March 14, 2016 9:16 am

In Belgium they have a whole range of quite nasty light beers. Perhaps that’s his problem

John West
March 14, 2016 9:16 am

The question is, mister, what are you going to do when you discover nuance?
Most “skeptics” accept that the GHE is enhanced by GHG emissions (it’s pretty obvious). The questions are by how much, what the climatic response is, and what the ecological effects might be.
We’re faced with “people” claiming a 1% increase in GHE results in a 10% increase in temperature gain from the GHE. Not impossible, but we need some evidence in order to accept it as even possible let alone likely. None has been provided. Kinda like sasquatch.
We’re also told that the living world is unable to adapt to a three degree increase in average temperature when many biomes have daily and/or annual variation an order of magnitude greater. Again, not impossible, but some evidence would go a long way toward acceptance. None has been provided. Kinda like the lock ness monster.
ie: ‘Believe you heathen in our boogie man and pay your tithes or else!’

H.R.
Reply to  John West
March 14, 2016 9:32 am

We’re faced with “people” claiming a 1% increase in GHE results in a 10% increase in temperature gain from the GHE. Not impossible, but we need some evidence in order to accept it as even possible let alone likely. None has been provided. Kinda like sasquatch.

Ummmm… I think there might be a smidgen more evidence for Sasquatch, John ;o)

Michael Maddocks
March 14, 2016 9:22 am

The problem with this type of comment is that you can’t tell if someone is trolling or just stupid…

simple-touriste
Reply to  Michael Maddocks
March 14, 2016 9:47 am

It’s the troll undecidability theorem.

Steve Fraser
Reply to  Michael Maddocks
March 14, 2016 11:04 am

A variant of the Turing test, perhaps, to find out if you are talking to troll?

john harmsworth
Reply to  Steve Fraser
March 14, 2016 1:54 pm

Pretty obvious in this case. The trolls have work to do!

Janice Moore
Reply to  Michael Maddocks
March 14, 2016 11:48 am

One piece of evidence is, did he use his real name? If so, then, the % likelihood of “stupid” goes up significantly.

Reply to  Michael Maddocks
March 14, 2016 12:33 pm

Anyone who is trolling is stupid by default.

mikebartnz
Reply to  Michael Maddocks
March 14, 2016 1:06 pm

Either way they are stupid.

GTL
Reply to  Michael Maddocks
March 14, 2016 1:11 pm

Stupid is forgivable, the stupid just can’t help themselves.
The real disappointment with people making these sort of comments is some are actually intelligent, but ignorant. Ignorance is a choice that I cannot easily forgive.

EthicallyCivil
March 14, 2016 9:24 am

I spent the weekend reading the first of Dorothy L. Sayers “Sir Peter Whimsey” mysteries — enjoying the wit, sparkling prose, subtle story, and cunning social commentary. Sadly, Ms. Sayers clearly wasted all those hours on honing her craft in the shadow of such writing as that of Mr. Broeckx. Georges Orwell and Will weep for self shame. Peggy Noonan wants to be him.
We are unworthy that he should share such a gift with us.

Jason Calley
Reply to  EthicallyCivil
March 14, 2016 10:34 am

Ethically Civil? I think perhaps Wickedly Civil! LOL! 🙂

Dodgy Geezer
March 14, 2016 9:25 am

…when it is 100% proven that humans are causing Global Warming…
So he doesn’t think it’s ‘100% proven’ yet? Ask him what he thinks we need to do to get it up to 100%…

Bryan A
March 14, 2016 9:27 am

Interestingly enough, Mark begins the first sentence of his statement with no less than a string of 3 insults then concludes that first sentence with “But You need to stay respectful” (a kind of 4th insult)
Way to practice what you preach Mark…

Paul Westhaver
March 14, 2016 9:35 am

Why yesterday?

March 14, 2016 9:36 am

..”you need to stay respectful”….
Bwahahahahahahahaha

March 14, 2016 9:37 am

Don’t be too hard, I’m pretty sure this letter came from a potty-mouthed, eight-year old!

Barbara Skolaut
Reply to  Dave in Canmore
March 14, 2016 11:38 am

No point in insulting eight-year-olds, Dave.

Reply to  Barbara Skolaut
March 15, 2016 7:48 pm

And potties have a vital function to perform.

March 14, 2016 9:38 am

sunscreen futures are taking off

4TimesAYear
March 14, 2016 9:41 am

I like what Ian Plimer says, “If you want me to believe that our 4% is causing warming, you have to prove to me that the other 96% isn’t” (or something to that effect 🙂 )

Frederik Michiels
March 14, 2016 9:44 am

nah i think i “know the guy” not sure but it looks like one of those Belgian believers that i did really dry off with this site and a lot of other facts…. oops
if he would have used his forum name then i can be sure but i will leave that open…

Paul Westhaver
March 14, 2016 9:48 am

Yeah….
But Anthony is OUR awshole.
🙂

Marcus
Reply to  Paul Westhaver
March 14, 2016 9:55 am

…And we ain’t sharing, so there ! na na na na ….

Reply to  Paul Westhaver
March 14, 2016 10:16 am

Mark actually spelled it “aswhole” which mostly works, except that Anthony is really whole instead of merely being as whole. And “awfully stupid” might work if we interpreted it as “doing an awful job of being stupid” (since that’s roughly equivalent to “doing a great job of being intelligent”). I can’t think of any way to butcher the definition of “an idiot” to make it fit, though. Sorry, Mark, I tried.

sophocles
Reply to  mstickles
March 14, 2016 11:35 pm

You could try `cretinous coprocephalic.’ That might fit.

Editor
March 14, 2016 9:51 am

This made me laugh, pleased you do not take offence too easily Anthony. He is obviously having a bad day, he has the problem, not you or this website.

Steve
March 14, 2016 9:55 am

Or… what are you going to do when they prove man does have an influence on climate and that influence has prevented us from heading into another ice age? Without the warming caused by man millions of people and animals would have died from the increase in extreme cold weather patterns… What if they prove that? That man’s influence is actually helping to stabilize an otherwise downward global temperature trend that leads us back into an ice age like they were saying would happen back in the 1970s? Since climate models essentially assume a stable climate without man’s influence, and those models predict a much higher rise in global temperature than is actually happening, we assume the climate model simulation of man’s effect is over stated. But maybe the climate model’s assumption of a stable climate without man is the problem. What if those models were to keep the same simulation of man’s warming effect and then were correlated to real measured data by adjusting the assumptions that determine the climate change without man’s influence? That would show a trend of a decreasing global temperature that is being nullified by man’s warming influence and resulting in the overwhelmingly stable climate we have now.

Russell
March 14, 2016 10:02 am

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump · 1h1 hour ago
Kasich has helped decimate the coal and steel industries in Ohio. I will bring them back! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Reply to  Russell
March 14, 2016 10:30 am

Russell,
Were you commenting about this guy:
http://82.221.129.208/trumpmugger.jpg
(Click in image to embiggen)

Russell
Reply to  dbstealey
March 14, 2016 10:51 am

dbstealey Yes or maybe we should keep Obama for 4 more years along with the same EPA.

CodeTech
Reply to  dbstealey
March 14, 2016 11:12 am

Very unflattering picture of those tiny hands…. heh

Reply to  dbstealey
March 14, 2016 12:07 pm

Tiny hands = less likely to steal taxpayer loot! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Russell,
Please. Anyone would be better than the Manchurian Candidate. Even Bernie Sanders (“My first act as President will be to direct the Agricultural Department to plant the trees that all the free sh!t grows on”.) ☺

Reply to  dbstealey
March 14, 2016 5:15 pm

WARNING, don’t continue reading unless you want to continue with the childish nature of this OT post:
… and in the photo, what tiny object is he holding in his tiny hands?

March 14, 2016 10:05 am

Globe’s increase in man-made C02 in the last 20 years: 30%
Globe’s increase in temperature in the last 20 years: 0%.
I rest my case.

Marcus
Reply to  wallensworth
March 14, 2016 10:10 am

Now, now…don’t lie, it was 0.0000000000000000000000021 %..plus or minus 1%

Russell
March 14, 2016 10:08 am

Here’s my full presentation from the recent conference in Vail. It starts with a truck driver getting arrested for smuggling… butter. Why?
Perhaps it has something to do with why the whole world started getting obese and diabetic in 1984. And why these epidemics keep getting worse all the time, with new records broken every year. http://www.dietdoctor.com/the-food-revolution-2016

Bruce Cobb
March 14, 2016 10:10 am

We all know where True Believers will hide when their CAGW ideology withers and dies;
In Mommy’s basement.

Slacko
Reply to  Bruce Cobb
March 14, 2016 6:04 pm

They won’t be there for long unfortunately, only until they can latch on to the next global scare campaign.

Reply to  Slacko
March 14, 2016 6:50 pm

Ya know it wasn’t but 50 years ago that we worried about the coming ice age. CAGW has had its turn in the tub. Maybe the true believers rally around the increased release of CO2 and the greening of the planet.
Stranger things ..

Henri Masson
March 14, 2016 10:17 am

Maybe most of the Belgians don’t speak/write perfect English (which one? American, British, Scotish, Irish, Austrlian Canadian, etc.), like French fries (why French and not Belgian, by the way?), chocolate, waffels….and beer. But some are not as idiot as this one. Can you imagine all the efforts needed to “neutralize” such an idiot? And there are many like him around….also in the media and the political world. Some Belgians think, act and fight as you do against the AGW dogma and the stupidity of windfarms…in French, Flemish (actually a Dutch dialect spoken by the majority of Belgians) German, often also in Italian and Spanish….and finally in English. I am one of them, but living in the South of France waiting for climate change that could improve the awfull weather prevailing most of the time in Belgium. And you? in which language(s) are you communicating? How many blogs do you follow and how many posts a day do you send for fighting AGW? Anyway, I love this club, will continue to come on this website… and ask you in advance to forgive my spelling and gramatical mistakes, and also at times my quite esoteric language (a question of translation of my thoughs).

Tom Halla
Reply to  Henri Masson
March 14, 2016 10:22 am

Henri, you did not do that badly with English. If you had not pointed out that you are not a native speaker, the few spelling errors would be not that noticable. (That’s why most word processing programs have spell check).

Janice Moore
Reply to  Henri Masson
March 14, 2016 10:48 am

Hi, Henri Masson,
Glad you are here. Most of us here know only one language well enough to try to comment in it. You deserve our admiration and respect for your fine writing in a non-native language. I like this club, too! 🙂 Sure, there are a few jerks in it (and to some, I am one of them, lololol), but, there are in any club. Just ignore them and you’ll have a great time learning and, often, laughing and enjoying some fine camaraderie.
Keep on commenting — and don’t give your mistakes a second thought. The WUWTers whose opinion matters won’t.
Your American Ally for Truth!
Janice
#(:))

Bubba Cow
Reply to  Henri Masson
March 14, 2016 11:44 am

“translation of my thoughs” = priceless (I’m not being critical; I like it.)

Bryan A
Reply to  Henri Masson
March 14, 2016 1:31 pm

How about those Belgian Chocolate covered Belgian Waffles…Can’t forget them YUM YUM YUM

Leo Norekens
Reply to  Henri Masson
March 15, 2016 1:08 am

Good point, Henri. Next time someone tries to ridicule your (or anyone else’s) “imperfect” English, ask them to proceed in French, Dutch or German. Cela devrait leur clouer le bec. Je zal ze naar adem zien happen. 😉

Lilith
March 14, 2016 10:26 am

Oh dear, Belgian photocopy engineer has too long a lunch break….

jjs
March 14, 2016 10:39 am

Just got off the phone with a friend in Kenya, he asked me to review a project he is working on. In order to get funding he has to use renewable energy. Project is not feasible using renewables. Basically the environmentalist shut off the flow of capital for this project. The people in the area of the project, their lives will not improve ever without capital and cheap, reliable energy. Anyone who denies them this is committing genocide of a people and should be prosecuted for humanitarian crimes.
Mark will have added to the misery of these people while he lives in a comfy socialist country.

Janice Moore
Reply to  jjs
March 14, 2016 10:52 am

jjs, your comment is one of the most powerful I have ever seen on WUWT, so I am repeating it with emphasis:

Just got off the phone with a friend in Kenya,
he asked me to review a project he is working on.
In order to get funding he has to use renewable energy.
Project is not feasible using renewables.
Basically the environmentalist shut off the flow of capital for this project.
The people in the area of the project, their lives will not improve ever
without capital and cheap, reliable energy.
Anyone who denies them this is committing genocide of a people
and should be prosecuted for humanitarian crimes.
Mark will have added to the misery of these people while he lives in a comfy socialist country.

Reply to  jjs
March 14, 2016 12:00 pm
BFL
Reply to  jjs
March 14, 2016 2:02 pm

Well the Greenies aren’t going to like this (where’s Obama when they need him):
“USA uses TPP-like trade-court to kill massive Indian solar project”
http://boingboing.net/2016/03/13/usa-uses-tpp-like-trade-court.html
The Jawaharlal Nehru National Solar Mission was on track to deliver deploy 20,000 MW of grid connected solar power by 2022 (“more than the current solar capacity of the world’s top five solar-producing countries combined”) but because India specified that the solar panels for it were to be domestically sourced, the USA sued it in WTO trade court and killed it.

Slacko
Reply to  BFL
March 14, 2016 6:38 pm

Good one BFL.
That fits very well with the notion that the stupidity of the day (whether Ozone, DDT, or the climate war) has really nothing to do with health or global warming or using clean energy, but is designed merely to serve UN global politics.

Gary Hladik
Reply to  jjs
March 14, 2016 3:50 pm

“In order to get funding he has to use renewable energy. Project is not feasible using renewables.”
Submit the project with “renewable” energy, take the money, build the project with “non-renewable” power, photoshop windmills into project documentation. Win awards, get lots more funding, repeat. Everybody’s happy.
For the humor-impaired: 🙂 🙂

Reply to  Gary Hladik
March 14, 2016 4:22 pm

Oh creativity time. You could have the fuel source shipped as wood pellets from SE USA.
If it’s good for England it must be good for Africa !!!
http://www.pfpi.net/new-report-seeks-securities-and-exchange-commission-investigation-of-misleading-climate-claims-by-biomass-industry-giant

Mariwarcwm
March 14, 2016 10:42 am

I judge people’s intelligence by whether or not they can see through the AGW scam. Bottom of the class for this one.

Reply to  Mariwarcwm
March 14, 2016 1:37 pm

I sure his classroom must have a basement.