The image below is from the Whisky powered Row to The Pole publicity stunt.
It needs a caption. I’m sure WUWT readers will be able to provide several.
My caption suggestion is below. Winner gets 1000 carbon credits in a frameable certificate, redeemable someplace, but not here.
Jones: “Bury all our records Mann. Nobody can know what we masters of the universe plan but us.”
Mann: “Hiding things is fun!”
“Gees, I luv watching you work, James”
“Thank you, Michael, feel free to help me with this, any time”
«If it doesn’t melt the soft way, it will break the hard way !»
Just make sure the lump sizes are right, we can get a fortune per pound from the idiots that think this is the last ice ever from the north pole.
southparkesqe..
I’m telling you man that this is narnia
Shut up Cartman
Just look Kyle, what other explanation could there be, it’s just like the film, snow and everthing, although I cant see the north lamp pole.
Cartman start digging or start walking
No way man, you got us into this mess
did not
It was you, dumbass, who had the compass upside down the whole time
Well maybe if I didn’t have to constantly stop your hampers and crap from falling out of the boat I could have concentrated better, I mean, who the heck plans a picnic for the northpole when there is supposed to be no ice there.
Yes but there is ice here, I knew there would be. Do you think the witch is comming soon.
GET DIGGING FATASS!
Kyle you have no sense of occasion, I’m going to set up the camera…
“OK Anthony, they’ve got the picture. That ought’a get our gullible readers excited…”
“But why can’t we just row round it…?”
“Don’t you worry Mr Gore – we’ll have you outta there in a jiffy”
‘I’m sure we can carve out this lump to make a boat’….
“Our biggest hazard while building our igloos was drowning while digging the basement.”
Jones: “Listen big block of ice. I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. It’s not that we’re so different you and I. It’s just that we’re natural enemies, like Mann and statistics.”
Mann: “Umm, I’m right here you know.”
First idiot:- “But you’re not supposed to put ice on a single malt, it spoils the flavour, use room temperature water”
Second idiot:- “But we only have cold salt water”
First idiot:- “Pass the ice”
The natural innocence of an Arctic melt rendered a gorgeous glacious icesheet, merrily adrift down the Bering Strait amidst the beautiful contours of deep oceanic blue. It was sudden, a climatologist appeared. They knew nobody would ever know of the horrific attack, they covered their tracks. Shards of ice flew in a flurry of furious blows. Whilst another climatologist just watched, then smirked.
September 15th 2050. We have finally found their boat. Their bodies look perfectly well preserved after 39 years trapped in the ice.
sea level rise drowns Swiss clock
Anthony, darn it, I’ve been trying to insert an Obama Stimulus road sign into the nearer lefthand ice flow… you know, the signs we wasted, er, spent millions of dollars on advertising the obvious roadwork to the very tax payers payin’ for both the roadwork and signs:
Putting America to Work
Project Funded by The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act
For an example see: https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B1yFYi-45R_dZGQzMWE1NzktYjQ0Ny00Nzg4LWE0ZjEtMGVjODA3ZjA5ZWY2&hl=en_US
I could do it in 2 secs if I had access to photoshop but don’t on this computer and for some reason the version I did on msword won’t display properly on google docs.
I know I parked the canoe over here last night
“Get to work, man. It’s got to be ice free by 2013.”
I told you we should have packed a blow torch…
Burry the ice-ax so we can skedaddle already!
Dont drink the blue ice!
That’s the last time I let Jeremy Clarkson pimp our ride…
p.s., for anyone who didn’t get “There must be a pony in there somewhere!” Well, there are different versions of this old joke that captures the spirit of optimism, and President Reagan liked to tell one version, but basically it goes along the lines of:
One day a mother takes her son to a psychiatrist to see what could be done about the boy’s extreme personality. It seemed that boy was too optimistic for his own good. So the psychiatrist led the boy into a room full of manure. The boy’s face lit up and he immediately began digging through the manure, happy as can be. Shocked, the psychiatrist asked what the boy was doing. The boy looked up from his digging and replied: “With all this manure, there must be a pony in there somewhere!”
Who said something about hell freezing over?
OT (really!) It looks like they might make it.
http://www.rowtothepole.com/latest-news/ says
We are on the very edge of success, but there is still a lot to overcome. What we have achieved is incredible, 450 miles of Arctic rowing over 25 days. Now at Thor Island we are once again playing the waiting game. As expected there is moderate ice cover around Dome Bay a mile off our landfall at Thor. North of this, Noice Peninsular is the last headland between us and the finish. There is a small ice lead a mile off Noice Peninsular. This fracture in the pack ice stretches for miles parallel to the coast. The difficulty is that ice leads are vulnerable to change rapidly with prevailing winds. We are now entering a period of strong easterly winds which should blow the ice away from the shore, allowing a two day dash forward to the Pole. If the ice does not move, then we might have to risk navigating the ice lead. Tonight we are to relay ice cover observations back to our ice expert, Kim. Hopefully by combining on-the-ground observations with the latest sat imagery we’ll get an accurate picture of ice movement and ultimately when best to make our move!