The image below is from the Whisky powered Row to The Pole publicity stunt.
It needs a caption. I’m sure WUWT readers will be able to provide several.
My caption suggestion is below. Winner gets 1000 carbon credits in a frameable certificate, redeemable someplace, but not here.
The North Pole must be somewhere around here. We left it in this spot in 1996.
“Planting the pole”
Unilateral Carbon Reduction
It’s kinda like being the guy on the right.
“Unable to locate a shop, this pair of plucky British rioters made do with a lump of ice.”
Iced Tea, anyone?
There must be a pony in there somewhere!!
“Inconvenient ice! Let’s sink it!”
‘The first rule of holes: When you’re in one stop digging.’
Bloke on left: Get sponsorship, you said. Paddle to the far north, you said. Prove the ice is melting, you said. I’ll show you this great pole dancing club, you said…
French Alps skiing holiday at Chamonix Mont-Blanc…….$8,300
Italian Riviera respite at Cinque Terre………………………. $12,500
Row to the Pole……………………………………………………….Priceless!
“NEVER *bam* EVER *bam* SUGGEST *bam* AN EXPEDITION *bam* LIKE THIS *bam* TO ME *bam* AGAIN! *bam*” …. “Oh haha! You won’t. Right, let’s get off this ice before someone captures this on film… wibble!”
Are you sure this is where Al want’s to be buried?
Man, making an ice kayak is harder than making an igloo.
Why? Because, the Tardis got frozen in there, and it’s our only way out of this mess!
Smokey, this article PROVES that Sunny is right!! http://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-no-growth-boom-will-follow-2012-global-crash-2011-08-23?pagenumber=1
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Hurry! the Crack is freezing over and the Pole MUST have fallen into it !
“Keep chopping. The contract with our sponsor says we have to have the Arctic Ocean free of ice by Saturday for the foto-ops – or else!”
‘These damn seals get everywhere!’
Are you Sure this is where you dropped the tin-opener, Al?
Are you sure we have planning permission?
Artist rendering of neanderthal naval battle.
(submission #2, sorry…this is too much fun!)
Vandals destroy last remaining iceberg in the name of vanity while singing row, row, row your boat gently up the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream!
If we break it up small enough it will melt faster!
(okay….one more…#3)
Somali pirates expand reach.
I said whiskey with ice, you dumbkoof. Not ice with whiskey!
Yeh, I know! I did say I liked my whiskey chilled! Now I gotta try and find it !