The image below is from the Whisky powered Row to The Pole publicity stunt.
It needs a caption. I’m sure WUWT readers will be able to provide several.
My caption suggestion is below. Winner gets 1000 carbon credits in a frameable certificate, redeemable someplace, but not here.
It’s DEAD, Jim. Let it go. McCoy to Enterprise, two to beam up.
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Got to make your troubles go
Well, you keep on singing all day long
Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho !
‘I am saving on toilet paper ‘ Stop using toilet paper and save the environment!
(Can you believe this bimbo?)
refer Sunny TV 2 LOL ‘Doesn’t use toilet paper, yuck!’
Rowing to the pole warms you twice.
Once when you row
The second time when you have to get out of your boat and play icebreaker.
“But, Dr. Pachauri, I thought the Warming Models said we could just blow on it!”
“Huh, that was only to get us to our justly deserved lifestyle. Are you sure you even blew yours up?”
So THAT’S where Windex comes from!
“No Kill I”…
“… there’s gotta be some bad ice under here somewhere…”
Hey, I just got a text message on my Android from our Google Maps buddies. They have agreed to relocate the north pole just 10 feet from here. We’ll be home before this ice gets any thicker.
“Just sit right back, and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.”
“I’ve warned you what would happen if you sing that blasted song one more time . . .”
Oops
“I thought he said it was a shovel-ready job.”
“If you keep saying 263 K feels warmer than -10 °C, I swear I’ll hit you with this.”
PJB ‘YOU”RE the one who wanted the divorce….”
Dave Springer ‘It’s DEAD Jim, Let it go….’
So funny. I can’t choose between you and Kim. Always positions to take. Anthony will NOT find this easy.
“I can’t find the Pole, and it’s a travesty that I can’t”
“Agent Mulder? I’m Dana Scully. I’ve been assigned to work with you.”
President Obama plays yet another round of golf in an unseasonably cool Martha’s Vinyard.
SNL brings us Humans Simulating Polar BearBehavior.
John
“Okay, I get it Professor. But don’t you think this is an extreme way to demonstrate the concept of bouyancy?”
After breaking the ice on their first date, Brad discovers that Janet prefers whisky neat at room temperature.
After breaking the ice on their first date, Brad is frozen out by Janet.
After breaking the ice on their first date, Brad discovers that Janet hates camping.
“Jock, this is BS. Watts is gonna post this and laught at us!”
“Who can get us some publicity if not him, Billy? Shut up and dig.”
Hey, look! “A miracle just happened.”
News Flash, Climate Change funding melting away, fewer observers to be hired.
ManBearDig
James E. Hansen and Makiko Sato: “They’re called Ice Worms, they’re harmless Maki.”