The image below is from the Whisky powered Row to The Pole publicity stunt.
It needs a caption. I’m sure WUWT readers will be able to provide several.
My caption suggestion is below. Winner gets 1000 carbon credits in a frameable certificate, redeemable someplace, but not here.

I think this comment at the “message the crew” page sums it up.
ColoradoWellington
How come there is so much ice there in the summer?
You can’t beat Kim for originality 🙂
Quick, get rid of the evidence!
” Do’nt break it,it is already Deicing by Conc: DEICERS, Airconditioning of Mother EARTH will delay ” ! ! ! !
It’s really coming along…I wasn’t sure at first…I think…..yeah I do…I like it!
Where did this ice come from? Quick, get rid of the evidence before the deniers find out.
CAGW belief is threating the extinction of Homo Sapiens Stupidus. Sadly, this pair of publicity seeking activists are now eligable for a “Darwin Award”
/ikh
“Don’t look now Dr. Monnett but they have us on TV cracking that bear’s skull……”
J.
-“You see how the ice bends there in the middle ? That’s becuase it’s rotten ice.”
YOU’RE the one that wanted the divorce, I’M just dividing up the community property!
Iced last night, and iced the night before
Going to be iced tonight if we never get iced anymore
When we’re iced, we’re stuck as we can be
Apparently the arctic will never be ice free.
“No, no we don’t need keyless entry, it’s a waste of money. Jacka@ur momisugly@.”
or
“Union labor laws finally take hold in the arctic.”
“Are you sure the environmental impact statement was approved by the EPA?
Look, my friends at Greenpeace taught me this. If I pretend to be killing a baby seal, someone will show up to film us and we will be rescued.
From despair.com:
In the battle beween you and the world, bet on the world.
A: “Digging holes for yourself is what climate science is all about.”
B: “But it was supposed to be ice free!?”
A: “No debate please, keep digging!”
lyrics:
“Someone’s in the Arctic with Michael,
Someone’s in the Arctic I know oh oh oh,
Someone’s in the Arctic with Michael,
Chipping at the old ice flow.”
Following the rowing triumph, we’re going to split the atom – like this.
Gosh – all the good lines are taken, but I was going to submit something similar to Ian Middleton:
“Science News Exclusive! NSIDC employees were discovered trying to artificially create an “Ice Free” north pole. A call inquiring about this incident to the NSIDC headquarters in Boulder, CO was not immediately returned. Federal Wildlife officials are investigating to see if any polar bears were harmed during this incident…”
” Two Scientists found altering ice data in an attempt to prove AGW”
Austerity: Instead of 3 union workers watching one union worker work, only 1 union worker now gets to watch another union worker work.
” Mr Serraze said he wanted all the big bits broken up or no more grants.so just don’t stand there”
Bloomin cold out here; Make mine a climate changer on the rocks please…
“Children just won’t know what snow is”, my arse.
A couple more with the pointy side and the Old Pulteney rep who talked us into this should sink.