Friday Funny: Net Zero Hits the Fan

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April 24, 2026 2:20 am

trump hits the us

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strativarius
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April 24, 2026 3:13 am

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Reply to  strativarius
April 24, 2026 3:22 am

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strativarius
Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 3:41 am

The Green Commandments – mad Ed Miliband

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Reply to  strativarius
April 24, 2026 3:50 am

Something really funny for a change

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strativarius
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April 24, 2026 4:01 am

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John Hultquist
Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 8:07 am

The “animals” on the left have nothing to do with the thing on the right. Being wrong is not funny.

Reply to  John Hultquist
April 24, 2026 8:12 am

Being wrong is not funny.

I think you guys are funny 😛

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 1:58 pm

same level of funny !

birds-v-wt
Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 4:24 am

Attention…

Reply to  Phil R
April 24, 2026 3:46 pm

…. seeking !!

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 4:25 am

It’s China that is close to suffocation, not Trump and America. We have lots of oil.

TBeholder
Reply to  Joseph Zorzin
April 24, 2026 4:58 am

It’s China that is close to suffocation,

A-any moment now! Within days of Russia running out of artillery shells.

not Trump and America. We have lots of oil.

So? Will USA sell it to all the vassals, satellites and fellow travelers, at the OPEC cost? If not, the whole thing will collapse on itself, one way or another. After which Maoists and Trotskyites tumlrinas and neocons are welcome to screech at each other indefinitely, nobody outside the nice house with soft-walled rooms will have very good reasons to give a damn.

Reply to  Joseph Zorzin
April 24, 2026 5:37 am

Of course the millionaire nepo baby has no problems…americans on the other hand…

Americans cut spending due to higher gas prices and see no relief in sight, CNBC survey finds

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/23/americans-cut-spending-due-to-higher-gas-prices-and-see-no-relief-in-sight-cnbc-survey-finds-.html

strativarius
Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 5:55 am

You greens are funny. Always getting it wrong. And then refusing to acknowledge it.

Then and now

Drax can continue to be as reliable, flexible and cost effective as it is today well into the future, but, importantly, as a low carbon business.” ” For Drax, 2010 was a year characterised by strong financial results and excellent operation – Accounts

As with the push for diesel over petrol, by their own terms they got it all wrong

Time to end the biomass scam: Drax, Britain’s largest carbon emitter, received £1bn in subsidies last year – £2.7m a day and more than £100k an hour, which we all pay forDM

Never mind the deforestation in the new world Drax depends on…

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 6:59 am

Not that big a deal. Most Americans now make enough income to barely notice a buck increase in gas prices. Of course those with EVs are seeing much large electricity prices- but they don’t mind as they’re earning virtue signaling points. Guess what Trump said yesterday to an idiot woke journalist: “Would you prefer lower gas prices or Iran with nuclear weapons” That’s a paraphrase but I love the way he knocks down woke “journalists” asking stupid questions.

Reply to  Joseph Zorzin
April 24, 2026 5:32 pm

Yep. $6.19.99 for 91 octane at a gas station I drove by today. I’ve paid that before here in libtardorfornia. Nothing new.

….. and they still haven’t fixed the potholes. The net result for me, is that I have to pay myself more, but I still have to drive over potholes.

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 5:23 pm

Why do you believe this carp? Are you hoping to sell your brain as “never been used”?

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 4:01 am

Well, I tried to respond to the attention-seeking Asperger’s sufferer earlier, so apologies if this becomes a double post.

Get help dude.

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Reply to  philincalifornia
April 24, 2026 5:24 am

Is this you Pam?

Also nice using Asperger as an insult…not.

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Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 2:01 pm

Not far off it… 49,230 and climbing.

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 3:39 pm

And , of course, when Pam Bondi said that.. It was over 50,000

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 5:07 pm

Well, Google could be lyin’. but:

  • 52-Week High Close: 50,512.79 (Feb 10, 2026)

You have all kinds of symptoms of Asperger’s. Have you asked a doctor, or are you on a 24-month waiting list in that s-hole called England?

One more symptom check – did you vote Labour ??

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 4:23 am

Attention…

Reply to  MyUsernameReloaded
April 24, 2026 3:45 pm

Trump is Making America Great Again.

Your pal Putin can’t even make any headway against Ukraine.

Kevin Bailey
April 24, 2026 2:46 am

IEA data for total global tons of coal burned by year. Each year represents a new record for coal consumption:

2022: 8,347 Mt
2023: 8,614 Mt
2024: 8,737 Mt
2025 (preliminary): 8,845 Mt

Net zero policy is an absolute farce. 

Net-zero goals strictly target the deindustrialization of the West. It’s working! The EU is falling apart, it continues to deindustrialize. 

The quickest path to WW3 is net-zero because of a weak West—which ironically translates to hyper CO2 growth for those only concerned about CO2. There’s no doubt that Russia/China are biding their time, they’ll take advantage of conditions at a time of their choosing if the West doesn’t snap out of it. 

Why is China massively increasing the size and capability of its military? Their mission is published material even if one chooses to not to hear the saber rattling in the South China Sea.

Call the before “physical causality for the picking” for those who ignore everything else except a myopic focus on CO2.

strativarius
April 24, 2026 3:33 am

Not so funny! Trump gets it dead wrong. Is it an intel failure?

“”Trump also said Starmer could only recover if he scaled up drilling in the North Sea and dealt with immigration: ” If he opened the North Sea and if his immigration policies became strong, which right now they’re not, he can recover, but if he doesn’t, I don’t think he has a chance.”” – GF

Starmer, whatever he now does on either front, is toast. Right now the backbenchers haven’t the spine to declare their utter lack of confidence in his, er, leadership. But there will be a challenge over the summer; if not before the end of May. Every day brings a new party crisis to manage. Labour’s corrupt and utterly entitled gaggle of MPs – mainly people who did a PPE, worked for a charity etc have never had a real [private sector] job, run a business or organisation. They are sixth formers with retarded development. And it shows.

In one cartoon strip of Gilbert Sheldon’s ‘Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers’ the brothers went into a supermarket. Every shelf they looked at they found a reason to boycott the products – and eventually left the store left empty handed.

That is a pretty accurate description of the Labour government.

strativarius
Reply to  strativarius
April 24, 2026 6:43 am

Correction: Gilbert Shelton.

Bruce Cobb
April 24, 2026 4:21 am

LOL, that deer-in-the-headlights look when you’ve just told the biggest porkies ever, and you know nobody’s buying it.

Reply to  Bruce Cobb
April 24, 2026 5:40 pm

How come our lords and masters and puppeteers didn’t coach him out of that dazed and confused look? I guess they weren’t expecting that such a nitwit would actually be PM.

April 24, 2026 4:26 am

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J Boles
Reply to  Joseph Zorzin
April 24, 2026 9:18 am

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April 24, 2026 4:28 am

After seeing all the cartoons displayed here in response, a thought entered my mind:
They can actually ALL be right.
Yes, Trump is doing himself AND the US in. Yes, the Greens/ Miliband are mad and yes, the stock market is still buzzing ( if you don’t consider every other metric in the game).

strativarius
Reply to  ballynally
April 24, 2026 4:37 am

Yes, and for that very reason on St. George’s day (23/April) I declared my property to be an independent state.

They can go as mad as they please – and many on the left by voting green probably will.

April 24, 2026 4:38 am

Well since I enjoy a good laugh as well as a cool beer…to both sides I say try to enjoy…after all the sense of humor makes humans unique in the universe 😉

Mr.
Reply to  varg
April 24, 2026 5:12 am

Yep.
When you lose your sense of humor, it’s time to check out.

So that’s how I deal with the absurdities of the ideologues.
Treat their irrationality as something to be laughed at, not taken seriously enough to be deeply considered.

Because reason / logic / rationality and ideology cannot function in the same mind space at the same time.

Reply to  Mr.
April 24, 2026 7:47 am

The louder you laugh at them the more they hate you for exposing what they truly are…

1saveenergy
Reply to  varg
April 24, 2026 11:38 pm

That’s true of both sides; zealots hate everything that doesn’t conform to their blinkered view of the world.

KevinM
Reply to  varg
April 24, 2026 8:19 am

Omniscience or faith required to say “unique in the universe

Reply to  KevinM
April 24, 2026 10:08 am

Unique on Earth, anyway. Probably gazillions of planets with intelligent life. I believe that and I saw a UFO back in ’84.

Reply to  KevinM
April 24, 2026 1:30 pm

Certainty that we are alone in this universe, either due to non existence of a comparable life form or due to that it is avoiding us at all cost 😉.

But yes..I should have better used the more humble phrase “on this planet”

Bruce Cobb
April 24, 2026 5:45 am

“The price of renewables has to go up first before you can see how much money you are saving”.

Reply to  Bruce Cobb
April 24, 2026 1:33 pm

Hmm…I think better prescription glasses would do the trick

Edward Katz
April 24, 2026 2:05 pm

The realists recognized from the outset that Net Zero was an unattainable pipedream since the renewables that were supposed to expedite it were nowhere near reliable, consistent or cheap enough. And now as it has become, obvious that the pursuit of it would have an adverse effect on the economy for businesses, industries and consumers, there has been less commitment to even proposing it unless you’re hoping to profit from it through tax revenue, subsidies, or government mandates.

April 24, 2026 9:03 pm

The control knob.

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