From the AGU Highlights on Eurekalert, how to make models do what you want by removing important portions of the natural system:
Atmospheric dynamics, not ocean, could drive El Niño features
Scientists generally believe that ocean dynamics are the primary factor controlling El Niño sea surface temperature variability. However, new simulations show that atmospheric dynamics can account for many of the features of El Niño that were previously thought to be controlled by ocean dynamics. Dommenget uses a series of atmospheric model simulations coupled to a simple ocean model that contained no ocean dynamics.
He finds that El Niño–like variations in sea surface temperature were produced in the simulations. Although ocean dynamics are a factor influencing El Niño events, the study suggests that atmospheric dynamics may be more important than previously thought in controlling El Niño. The study could change scientists’ understanding of the mechanisms driving El Niño.
Title: The slab ocean El Niño
Author: Dietmar Dommenget: School of Mathematical Sciences, Monash University, Clayton, Victoria, Australia.
Source:
Geophysical Research Letters, doi:10.1029/2010GL044888, 2010
http://dx.doi.org/10.1029/2010GL044888
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Stay tuned for models that produce global heating without containing any earth-solar dynamics, like that pesky dirunal variation or seasons.

Yes, if you remove dominant drivers you will find that other subordinate drivers control outcomes. This means little unless the dominant drivers don’t really exist. Somebody needs to take these peoples’ computers away and force them to get up from their desks.
I haven’t read the words yet, so I am open to ridicule… but …
…let’s consider the thermal mass of the atmosphere versus that of the oceans.
BTW I have simulations to prove that anything you want is achievable … just cross my palm with silver.
I have written a computer simulation that proves that if I do not recieve 1 million dollars in grant funding, the world will end.
Dr. Evil.
The ENSO is clearly an integrated phenomenon made-up of sub-surface temperatures, subsurface ocean circulation patterns, surface ocean circulation patterns, trade winds, the Walker upper atmosphere circulation pattern, atmospheric pressure differentials, atmospheric angular momentum, the rotation of the Earth, the seasonal change in the tilt of the Earth, cloud frequency, cloud location, tropical convection, solar energy entering, long-wave radiation leaving and just as importantly, the geographic alignment of continents and continental shelves.
That is alot of big features cooperating together in the biggest weather phenomenon on the planet that is both self-reinforcing up to a certain point and then becomes self-limiting.
The subsurface ocean circulation patterns and the relative temperatures in that circulation at any one time are probably the initial driver which causes the other factors to reinforce it in my opinion.
The subsurface temperatures lead the trade winds for example (and all the other factors as well).
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6094/ensoeuhctrades.png
Stephen Wilde says: “This goes to the heart of an unresolved aspect of my New Climate Model which seeks to integrate independent (or semi independent) variability in solar and oceanic effects…more recently I have seen how persistently the quiet sun has affected the polar oscillations with the jetstreams having shifted significantly equatorward since 2000…That has coincided with my finding that incoming solar protons have a substantial ozone depleting reaction in the mesosphere…”
What bothers me is the perennial statement that El Niño is caused by the trade winds slackening. Why do the trade winds slacken? Nobody here seems to have an answer for that. I suspect it’s related to simultaneous decrease in atmospheric humidity and build-up of viscosity of the cold water in the eastern Pacific, but that’s out of my field.
And regarding protons and whatnot, the greatest change associated with the solar cycle is the height, density, and temperature of the ionosphere. Is the ionosphere acting similar to a vacuum tube grid, where small voltage changes result in amplified electron flow? Yes, the ionosphere is very tenuous, but I think this would still be worth some study.
“…He finds that El Niño–like variations in sea surface temperature were produced in the simulations. Although ocean dynamics are a factor influencing El Niño events, the study suggests that atmospheric dynamics may be more important than previously thought in controlling El Niño. The study could change scientists’ understanding of the mechanisms driving El Niño.”
Then again removing ocean dynamics will mean the model is nothing like our complex, non-linear, close coupled climate system. Any conclusions made are certain to be just speculation and thus worthless.
This paper is yet another good example of the cargo cult climate science which favours virtual reality over observation of the real world. It is perhaps no surprise that fewer and fewer people believe this tripe
My thanks too to Bob T. Before ENSO was called ENSO, it was the Southern Oscillation, and measured by the Southern Oscillation Index. Which was … the difference in barometric pressure between Darwin and Tahiti.
It has always been seen as a coupled plehomenon.
The late Marcel Leroux had for years claimed atmospheric circulation is what creates the Nino/Nina events, referring to them as a covariance. He was known to use direct observation of phenomena not modeling. I highly recommend his book, Dynamic Analysis Of Weather And Climate, it is the best observational explanation I have come across which makes geostationary satellite imaging all the more comprehensive.
A model is very often a poor representation of the real thing?
@Robert,
The ZX81 does not have a END command, you should use STOP instead.
And line 30 should read like this:
30 PRINT AT 0;0;“GLOBAL TEMPERATURE IN “;YEAR;” IS “;GLOBALTEMP;” ”
To avoid an type 5 Error (out of range)
I had forgotton that.
And you’re correct; I needed the Print At. Maybe that’s why the simulation ended with an error in 2012. And I thought this was proodf that the Mayans were correct.
Damn you for breaking my model with logic!
When the politicians get their sums wrong and screw the economy, they print more money to make it all right again.
When the ‘climate scientists’ screw the weather up by getting the planetary energy budget wrong, what will they print the extra energy on?
john r
ps Anthony. The best news that I’ve heard in this last week or so is that your family medical problem appears to have been sorted out with a good prognosis. May your wife’s recovery be as speedy and painless as possible.
Bill Illis says:
November 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm
The ENSO is clearly an integrated phenomenon made-up of sub-surface temperatures, subsurface ocean circulation patterns, surface ocean circulation patterns, trade winds, the Walker upper atmosphere circulation pattern, atmospheric pressure differentials, atmospheric angular momentum, the rotation of the Earth, the seasonal change in the tilt of the Earth, cloud frequency, cloud location, tropical convection, solar energy entering, long-wave radiation leaving and just as importantly, the geographic alignment of continents and continental shelves.
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Yeah, yeah, all of that, Bill, but what about that main driver, CO2?
sarc/off
Chris
savethesharks says:
November 2, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Bill Illis says:
November 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm
The ENSO is clearly an integrated phenomenon …. ===============================
Yeah, yeah, all of that, Bill, but what about that main driver, CO2?
sarc/off
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Well, the ENSO shows no trend at all going back as far as any reconstructions go. If CO2 is increasing and the ENSO or Pacific equatorial temperatures is flat, then that should tell us something very important (especially considering that the ENSO is by far the biggest weather phenomenon on the planet).
I love these sorts of studies.
Researcher; we removed a whole bunch of variables from our model and can now isolate This and show that it is well correlated with That. Since This always follows That, it is clear that there is a possibility for more research to understand how This is caused by That. Send money.
Dipstick; Cool. Hey, what if they have nothing to do with each other? I mean like what if This and That are both caused by Another Thing? Then they’d be correlated with each other but the cause would be Another Thing. Hey, it could be even more complicated than that. What if Another Thing doesn’t actually exist as a Thing, but as any one of 5 combinations of Stuff, you know, Stuff, like those variables you were talking about, maybe there’s 5 different combinations of Stuff that can each cause This and That.
Researcher; You clearly don’t understand science, so shut up and send the money.
Dipstick; You clearly don’t understand money, so shut up and go find some science to show me.
Researcher; You are just a dipstick.
Dipstick; Yes I am. You can even model me. Start by drawing me with my hands in my pockets firmly clenched around my wallet and billfold.
Researcher; You were a lot easier to deal with a couple of years ago.
Dipstick; Yeah, well that was before I read your emails and found out that you made This up, invented That, hid Another Thing, tricked me into believing some Stuff, presented Other Stuff like it was part of Stuff but wasn’t, and now it turns out you can’t find the data you used to calculate Stuff, but there’s tons of data that you Trashed that adds up to Something Else, not Stuff. That’s when I figured out what a dipstick I’ve been.
Researcher; So no money?
Dipstick; Oh lotsa money. Congressional hearings are very expensive.
Bill Illis says:
November 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm
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I hope you understand that I was being tongue and cheek!
I completely respect your posts and learn very much from them, and I could not agree more on your complex assessment, which I will repeat for effect in case some readers missed it:
“Bill Illis says:
November 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm
The ENSO is clearly an integrated phenomenon made-up of sub-surface temperatures, subsurface ocean circulation patterns, surface ocean circulation patterns, trade winds, the Walker upper atmosphere circulation pattern, atmospheric pressure differentials, atmospheric angular momentum, the rotation of the Earth, the seasonal change in the tilt of the Earth, cloud frequency, cloud location, tropical convection, solar energy entering, long-wave radiation leaving and just as importantly, the geographic alignment of continents and continental shelves.”
davidmhoffer says:
November 2, 2010 at 7:21 pm
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Hysterical. And brilliantly put. Did you create this? If so, well done.
Chris
Norfolk, VA, USA
Pamela Gray says:
November 2, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Robin Kool, the main ocean currents do not change directions. They may meander a bit within the outer edges of the prescribed path, but they don’t change directions. La Nina waters are the result of mixing from choppy wind-disturbed seas. El Nino waters are the result of a rather still ocean surface (IE no wind). The current sends these warmed, cooled, or neutral waters around the world in the same direction, regardless of their temperature.
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Exactly. So what are the ‘ocean dynamics’ mentioned in the article?:
“Scientists generally believe that ocean dynamics are the primary factor controlling El Niño sea surface temperature variability.”
GIGO once again. Thank you America for your vote, please keep the presssure on congress for speedy and well directed hearings. I wait to see Mr Mann take the 5th in defence of his methodology.
Twiggy and to answer to Nik Stokes, Leroux explains why the SO index “the difference in barometric pressure between Darwin and Tahiti.” means nothing when replaced in the real atmospheric circulation context. But old outdated concepts are long lived…
Keith says:
November 2, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Using LDI or LDIR? 🙂
BTW: one of the more often used effect in Demo’s is flames, now this poses a problem on computers like the ZX81 and ZX Spectrum wich runs at only 3.25 and 3.75 Mhz clockspeed (yes, thats three point two five). How do you go around this, by lowering the resolution to achieve a realtime effect that might look like the real thing.
And for a Demo that is fine because it is nothing more than a show-off and you greet the other (stupid) demo coders.
Come to think of it, climatologists with their computer-models are bit like demo coders, being it that demo coders usually work with shoestring budget and don’t require addidional funding and that their work is not being taken seriously outside their own circles and the game-industry.
savethesharks says:
November 2, 2010 at 7:36 pm
davidmhoffer says:
November 2, 2010 at 7:21 pm
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Hysterical. And brilliantly put. Did you create this? If so, well done.>>
Tx. Yes I created it. Errr… wrote it. I sometimes post other people’s words in regard to serious issues and attempt to give proper attribution when I do. But when it comes to humour, its my own.
Australian taxpayers have financed this garbage.
Climate models: GIGO
Garbage In; Grants Out.
Anastasia Marakieva has shown the winds are controlled by precipitation.
Precipitation is controlled by humidity levels.
Humidity levels are controlled by…
The Sun?
http://tallbloke.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/shumidity-ssn96.png
I’m flabbergasted that something like this passes for science… How do you even explain the results of your modelling in such a way that a group of scientists who peer review it can even slightly be justified in accepting that as a scientific paper.
It used to be that Climatologists were working harder and harder to make models that performed closer and closer to real life scenarios. Now they don’t even make an effort, they create a half-cocked system with partial or fictitious settings to create answers that bear no resemblence to reality.
Not that I’m arguing that atmospheric components aren’t important to determining ENSO… but how can this study prove anything about ANYTHING?