You just can’t make this stuff up. The Hookers Union fights back.
MORE NEWS FROM COPENHAGEN – –
Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex
Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,665182,00.html
Seems easy enough to find:
Excerpts:
Copenhagen’s city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’.
“Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says.Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.
Discrimination
According to the report, the move has been organized by the Sex Workers Interest Group (SIO).
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Gored of the Rings.
Jones: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword…
Mann: …and you have my bow…
Hansen: …and my axe.
Briffa: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the IPCC, then Gore will see it done.
Lucy Skywalker (16:09:40) :
Clearly they are a lot more principled than most of the COP15 lot.
Totally agree. Totally ironic. Totally hilarious.
Just how low can the COP15 lot go?
I guess we will have to watch this space!
Nigel S (12:29:26) :
Mike D. (11:40:52)
Ophelia she’s neath the window
For her I feel so afraid
On her twenty second birthday
She already is an old maid
To her death is quite romantic
She wears an iron vest
Her profession’s her religion
Her sin is her lifelessness
Climaxgate..
J. Peden (23:33:47) :
Nigel S (12:29:26) :
Mike D. (11:40:52)
‘Get thee to a nunnery…’
“Is that a hockey stick in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?”
And there I was thinking that they were greatly concerned that someone amongst the great unwashed might be having fun…
but no……..
it includes everyone (including themselves).
Reed Coray (11:49:03) :
Question: When a Copenhagen attendee and a prostitute are alone in a room, how do you tell who is who?
Answer: You can’t
I beg to differ.
1. The working girls/guys (WG) are totally honest about what they do.
2. The WG are not part of some ‘new’ science
3. The WG have a thorough understanding of ‘Principal Components’
4. The WG readily admit that they are only in it for the money.
5. They really do know what a ‘trick’ is.
6. They are well aware that ‘virtual reality’ is no substitute for the real thing.
7. They make an effort to NOT be condescending.
8. They have a long track record of not concealing their work – In fact they had fought hard to bring it out into the open
9. All their methods can be inspected – most times for a reasonable fee, but this week they are not even charging that.
A jolly abroad for the CRU
They were wondering what else to do
Their data is crap
And they can’t read a map
But at least they can get a free screw
UPDATE ON COPENHAGEN
Obama to avoid ambush by arriving at the end of the summit instead of the start.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/copenhagen-climate-change-confe/6731431/Copenhagen-climate-summit-Barack-Obama-to-attend-end-of-summit.html
Copenhagen climate summit: Barack Obama to attend end of summit
President Barack Obama will attend the end of the UN climate summit in Copenhagen instead of the beginning, the White House has said.
04 Dec 2009
Mr Obama had earlier planned to stop at the summit on his way to Nobel Peace Prize events in Oslo.
The US president abruptly altered the timing of his appearance at the conference, hoping to capitalise on steps by India and China in the effort to agree a new global warming pact, Robert Gibbs, the White House official press secretary, said. “The president believes that continued US leadership can be most productive through his participation at the end of the Copenhagen conference on December 18th rather than on December 9th,” Mr Gibbs said in a statement. “There are still outstanding issues that must be negotiated for an agreement to be reached, but this decision reflects the president’s commitment to doing all that he can to pursue a positive outcome.”
The move means that Mr Obama will be squeezing in a separate, 10th foreign trip before Christmas – a record pace of travel for a first-year president – as a means to giving momentum to a deal aimed at fighting global warming.
Mr Obama will now leave for Oslo late Wednesday, attend Nobel events on Thursday and return to Washington on Friday.
note: Thus avoiding any possibility of the threatened “blame it on America” mass walkout.
The email makes sense now; their favourite trick is Heidi de Klein.
my god, plumbing new lows in insinuation.
This one is a real keeper.
What no Tiger Woods jokes? (Brain starts to whirl … )
Condoms against Global Warming!
“Climate attendees encourage to take matters into their own hands”
Sorry, should be “encouraged”
““Is that a hockey stick in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?””
Time to clean my screen once more … ☺ ☺ ☺
Can I throw in a defence of Puritains please? I am a Congregationalist and trace my history back to the “Puritains”. Sorry to be excised about this, but Puritain has NOTHING to do with “purity” of life. It has to do with PURIFYING the ANGLICAN CHURCH of its ROMAN CATHOLIC TRAPPINGS.
In point of fact the orginal Plimoth Colony (spelled right) group in Mass. USA had the following practices which come as a shock to many:
1. A few bushels of “American Corn” could be traded for a lager of Ale from a passing trading ship. (Translation for the weekend, “PARTY!”)
2. Their native friends introduced them to a product to chase away the dark, damp, cold “humors” of the North East, they ground it to a powder, put it in a thing called a PIPE, ignited and breathed the vapors. It was a “health food”, what did the Indians call it? Oh, TOBACCO!!!!!
3. The early Pilgrim/Puritains just “lived together” as couples. They had no CHURCH marraige ceremony, nor did they recognize the “Crown’s” ceremonies. (There is NO ‘ceremony’ in the “Bible” either.)
SO please, can we come up with something ELSE besides “Puritain” to call the environmentalists? Let’s call them COERCIVE UTOPIANS, because THAT is what they really are!
The working gals in Nopenhagen could wear the T-shirts I’ve seen advertised recently whose slogan is, “I’m a hotspot.” That would give the conventioneers the pretext they need for doing some extra-mural temperature research.
One set of prostitutes getting freebies from another set. What do you call it? Professional courtesy.
Reed Corey Asks:
Question: When a Copenhagen attendee and a prostitute are alone in a room, how do you tell who is who?
Answer: You can’t.
Real answer is : The one with the artificially upturned “hockey stick.”
dorlomin (04:15:23)
A bit harsh, my impression is that the Screaming Mercury Monkeys are quite fond of bad puns and there are some Dylan fans too.
Hide the Baloney.
HARRY-READ-ME
Is all that you want Harry to do ?
It is rarely the hotel owner who arranges contacts between guests and prostitutes. Usually the guest will contact the barman or the porter, who will know the way and will collect a negotiating-fee from the prostitute or her pimp.
The mayor nor the hotel-owner have the power to interrupt this profitable business