Gropenhagen: Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex

You just can’t make this stuff up. The Hookers Union fights back.

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Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex

Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,665182,00.html

Seems easy enough to find:

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Excerpts:

Copenhagen’s city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’.

“Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says.Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.

Discrimination

According to the report, the move has been organized by the Sex Workers Interest Group (SIO).

“This is sheer discrimination. Ritt Bjerregaard is abusing her position as Lord Mayor in using her power to prevent us carrying out our perfectly legal job.
h/t to WUWT reader John Egan
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Neil McEvoy

Another example of negative feedback.

The ladies of Copenhagen are willing to do something to the delegates one at a time what the delegates want to do to us all at once

CodeTech

Awesome!
Imagine the traffic in counterfeit warnings!
Then again, we’re talking eurohookers here… not exactly worth lining up for.

Mark

I’m sure that everyone else will say the same thing, but I guess I’ve become a believer in Global Warming, so I think I’ll go to Copenhagen.

Henry chance

NYC was sending theirs to the Virgin Islands for recycling. Now that is sustainable.

Skeptic Tank

It takes one to know one.

Jim Carson

Brings new meaning to “tipping point.”

Jim Carson

Climactigate

Max

Everything boils down to sex eventually. what a hoot!

Billyquiz

Quote; ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’
What a bunch of “self-sustainables” the delegates are!

Leon Brozyna

Hey! This isn’t Bali or Tahiti. This is chilly Copenhagen in December. The poor COP15 attendees need something with which to warm themselves.

John Bowman

Jolly hockey sticks!

Cromagnum

The Politicians are now working for free? Who would have guessed the climate has changed over there.

Rhys Jaggar

I don’t quite understand this – what’s not sustainable about having sex?
You have sex with your wife/partner, 99 times of 100 you don’t reproduce, so that’s hardly sustaining the human race is it?
So unless these hookers are all HIV positive, what’s it got to do with ‘Green issues’?
If these guys wanna have sex, that’s their business.

SpenceBC

They’ll be F@@ked in more ways then one at Copenhagen!

Jim Carson

Here’s something fun:
1) Go to YouTube
2) Type in “hide the”
YouTube will helpfully present you with suggestions on hiding watermelons, pain, the rum or the knife. And it will offer you two suggestions on hiding the fart, depending on whether you wish to make a game of it.
But it will offer you nothing on hiding the decline. This, despite over 350,000 views of Minnesotans For Global Warming’s “Hide The Decline.”

DonEduardo

Global warming leads to local heating!

SpenceBC

They’ll be Scre@ed in more ways then one at Copenhagen!

SpenceBC

Snip if you want I couldn’t resist!

Cromagnum

Q. Whats the difference between a Copenhagen Prositute and an AGW Prophet?
A. Grant Money

rabidfox

What I don’t understand is, since prostitution IS legal, why is the Lord Mayor sending out this warning.

Ian B

Well, it’s interesting because there is a strange link between these two things. The ultimate driver of greenism is puritanism; it is an ascetic, sackcloth and ashes philosophy which blames pleasure and comfort for the moral and practical destruction of mankind… and the planet. I believe there is a powerful argument that the anglosphere left in particular is driven, as with the right, by a kind of post-protestantism. “Progressivism” is simply moral fervour- not marxism, as many believe, but a desperate evangelical zeal to reform the lower orders. The model of the authoritarian modern western state is not some kind of marxist derived ideal, but rather the model villages of the nineteenth century, in which the wise factory owner housed his workers and carefully monitored and controlled their moral fibre. And we must remember that many of the anti-libertine restrictions we sadly take for granted today- laws against drugs, booze, prostitution, censorship and so on (and which many conservatives now like to think are eternal traditions of the western world) are the product of the progressive era.
The various wars on drugs, sex and rock’n’roll are bedfellows of the war on comfort, economic development and real progress exemplified by greenism. What irks the deep green deep down is that people are, in their view, just having too much of the good life and need to be pushed back into a life of ascetism.
So, the attitude of the mayor- no doubt, as a member of the western political class a person utterly drenched in the ascetic zeitgeist- is entirely consistent.
Three cheers for the whores for striking back so positively.

TerryBixler

[snip]

Fred Lightfoot

Just Googled ‘climategate’ “26,800,000′ anybody know which one of these was Obama ?

Ian B

Addendum: I evoked the anglosphere in talking about Denmark. I think it’s time we recognised that most of the ascetic fug permeating the global governance community is being generated by the anglosphere- the USA, UK, etc. As a Brit, I’ve come to the conclusion that the best reason for us to withdraw from the EU would be to protect them from us 🙂

[snip]

Old Goat

Hot stuff! I wonder if they are Pro-AGW pros, or anti-AGW pros? Either way, there’ll be a bit of warming going on…

Bob Kutz

I am surprised, actually, that they sent out those postcards, given that (to my understanding) this was actually one of the (implied) selling points of having the summit in Cope in the first place.
In fact, at the May conference, it was one of the highlighted activities;
http://newledger.com/2009/05/copenhagen%E2%80%99s-sex-trade-did-brisk-business-during-the-recent-climate-conference/
Just one more example.
Elitists never fail to exhibit the most debauched and excessive behavior. It’s the hallmark of an empires decline; Egypt, Greece, Persia, Rome, even Ming and the British Empire all showed a cavalier attitude toward excesses and moral degradation among the ruling class.
Of course, in the past, it’s always been regional in nature. One dominant nation, one part of the world in chaos. This time the elitism and debauchery have succeeded on a global scale. If the ruling elite suddenly disintegrated under the weight of their own hubris world wide, what would that mean? They will surely have a difficult time convincing citizens of the world at large of their veracity, wisdom and character, after their cardinal ox is gored, and they are found to be a class of charlatans with little concern for the people of the world.
Food for thought.

Myrddin Wyn

The head of the UN’s climate science body says claims that UK scientists manipulated data on global warming should be investigated.
BBC News

Erik Anderson

Keep it clean… tricky! Limerick challenge everyone!
In December the world’s elite
Gathered in Denmark to meet
To reinvent Global Warming
But despite mayoral warnings
The elite created heat ‘tween the sheets!

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”, Santayana
History tells us that nothing is more sustainable than prostitution. It ain’t referred to as “the oldest profession” for nothing.
Who knows, they might just “warm up” some of the attendees suffering from Denmark’s particular brand of seasonal “global cooling”.
Copenhagen in December must be nearly the limiting condition of the “Gore Effect”. 🙂

MikeE

Counterfeit postcards won’t be enough, as you also need id….well presumably Al Gore’s COP15 ID card will be up for grabs.
Off-topic in passing, Copenhagen’s symbol is a mermaid, sitting on a rock. Sort of between a rock and…

Severian

Well, one can make the point that, being prostitutes for AGW alarmist funding, the representatives attending this summit don’t want the competition.

JustPassiing

I’ve just witnessed how serious Sky news in the UK are treating the climategate story.
Ed Milliband (UK Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change) gets interviewed live regarding the e-mail affair, but gets cut off mid way through the interview by Sky to report on David Beckham arriving at some soccer ground.
Yep, you can’t make this stuff up.

Hopalong

It may not be Anthony, but someone’s liable to be upwiththat

Gordon Ford

Think of the back stabbing that will be going on in the civil service and at universities to get the permission to go to Copenhagen. They need to take a lesson from Tiger! The Lawyers will win, as always.

radun

From Cuplehagen hotel manager:
“Dear AGW visitor: turn off heating in your hotel room and have a ‘guest’ to keep you warm. It is free after all, but don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, have fun instead!”

With all the wh0res attending this conference, I’m not surprised the locals have to lower their rates.

royfomr

“Ditch Cap And Trade!”
I thought you said Dutch Cap and Trade!!!!

Denbo

[snip]

JonesII

If girls breath too rapidly, when in action, they will be exhaling a lot of CO2. These activities should be banned!

Neo

I wonder if this explains Al Gore’s change in schedule ?

John Egan

The only problem is – –
You can’t get a room.

JonesII

Were not all hockey sticks debunked?…They will need some Briffa codes!

chainpin

Who was the whistleblower?
Good article:
http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/

A serious question: With the pressure put on the warmers increasing, what is the likelihood that the more radicalized side of the group will become violent to press home their views and ultimate goal? Copenhagen could get rough?

Clive

Sustainable sex … carbon neutral condoms perhaps. Buying offsets from Al Gore and we know he is well versed in sc**wing people. Joke. [I feel a snip..☺]
Hey, prostitution has a grand sales gimmick:
“You got got it. You sell it. You still got it.” </b. ☺ ☺ ☺
Clive

H.R.

“The Hookers Union fights back.”
UNION hookers!?!?
Listen up, delegates: don’t patronize any of those scab hookers, ‘kay?
Solidarity and all that…

I saw here
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i64447
that it was Al Gore who was doing the job. Please read the disclaimer at the page though 😉
Ecotretas

As the Good Book says, “Many are chilled, but few are frozen.”