You just can’t make this stuff up. The Hookers Union fights back.
MORE NEWS FROM COPENHAGEN – –
Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex
Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,665182,00.html
Seems easy enough to find:
Excerpts:
Copenhagen’s city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’.
“Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says.Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.
Discrimination
According to the report, the move has been organized by the Sex Workers Interest Group (SIO).
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Lights = 0
Is that a hockey stick in your pocket, big boy, or are you glad to see me?
(Oh, wait, it’s pointing downwards; let me just graft on the instrumental record)
These guys always predicted mankind would come to a sticky end…
Well now they can go out with a bang and a whimper….
Copenhagenwear:
http://i48.tinypic.com/ifyk2v.jpg
Clare (09:55:00) :
One group of warmers helping out another…
(Is that allowed, as I’m a woman? 🙂 )
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Clare,
Don’t you fret one little bit. As “progressive” as the Danes are. I am sure that you could also be, ahhhhh….serviced. To deny you would be sexist! (Think of it as a “service”, sort of like going to the dentist, only different.)
Hurrah for the Heroes of the Worker’s Proletariat! Champion Union Solidarity! Stand with the Union Working Persons! You have nothing to loose but your chains! (Chains and fuzzy hand cuffs available at a slight additional charge.)
Regards,
Steamboat Jack
(Who spent most of his life as a sailor in the merchant marine and is amused)
How does not buying sex = sustainability?
I’m confused… :-/
Tipping point. The snipping is just causing a positive feedback loop that just leas to more comments that need snipping. This is just like an IPCC climate model.
John
Cromagnum (08:02:25) :
Q. Whats the difference between a Copenhagen Prositute and an AGW Prophet?
One hypes the ride….
It’s rising faster than the “models” predicted…
The mayor said be sustainable, don’t buy sex
and Guitar Gore sings
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free.
tallbloke (10:55:01) :
One hypes the ride…
And the other rides the hype?
Malaga View (11:06:04) :
tallbloke (10:55:01) :
One hypes the ride…
And the other rides the hype?
Ba-boom tish
🙂
Houston braces for about 2 inches….
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/12/04/houston-we-have-a-problem-its-snowing/
So have all the big shots left town for Copenhagen already?
“No more Climate Porn!”
-apologies if anyone already copywrited it above
DT (10:46:30) :
“How does not buying sex = sustainability?”
How is buying sex sustainable?
So that’s where all the valid Warming Models went. I guess Kofi Anan wore them out, then recycled ’em.
C’mon, sampling the local hookers is obviously the whole point of these sort of international get-togethers. Otherwise, all these carbon-footprint sensitive attendees would just do it all by teleconference.
“The Pimps must go!”
On the subject “You could not make it up” see this:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/damianthompson/100018807/us-creationists-back-climategate-scientists/
Sorry if this has already been posted (or whatever the correct word is). For some of you who read it there is a very apt offer from Personaingratissir. You have to go a long way down the comments to find it but some of you may find it well worth while finding it.
(this did not appear to make it to the blog page the first attempt, so here goes again)
There once was a prof from Penn State
Who tried to escape Climategate
So to Copenhagen he went
And to his room free was sent
Someone warm to investigate & mate
My apologies to serious limerics everywhere
John
They’re selling postcards of the hanging
They’re painting the passports brown
The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
The circus is in town
Here comes the blind commissioner
They’ve got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
The other is in his pants
And the riot squad they’re restless
They need somewhere to go
As Lady and I look out tonight
From Desolation Row
In a related matter –=
‘Climate change pushes poor women to prostitution, dangerous work’
http://www.gmanews.tv/story/177346/climate-change-pushes-poor-women-to-prostitution-dangerous-work
With a convention in town, that silly mayor could hardly expect the pros to curtail their fossil fool use.
During the Korean War, there was a mass exodus from Paris to Nice just before the 7th Fleet dropped anchor bringing the promise of sailors with money and unfulfilled lust.
It is reasonable to assume that there will be a mass exodus from Paris to Copenhagen in anticipation of the presence of thousands of politicians freeloading on taxpayer money (via the UN) and desiring the all expenses paid companionship of hospitable Danes, who may be Parisians in actual fact.
Given the advance notice, the necessary visas will have been acquired.
As in all occupations, you follow the money..
Question: When a Copenhagen attendee and a prostitute are alone in a room, how do you tell who is who?
Answer: You can’t.