I thought I’d seen the end of this after we first saw it back on May 26th of this year. I wrote then:
How not to make a climate photo op
You have to wonder- what were these guys thinking? The only media visual they could have chosen that would send a worse message of forecast certainty was a dart board…or maybe something else?

MIT’s “wheel of climate” – image courtesy Donna Coveney/MIT
But no, they apparently didn’t get enough press the first time around. I mean, come on, it’s a table top roulette wheel in a science press release. Today we were treated to yet another new press release on the press mailing list I get. It is recycled science news right down to the same photo series above which you can see again in the press link below. The guy on the left looks slightly less irritated in the new photo at the link. Next, to get more mileage, I think we’ll see the online game version.
So what I think we need now is a caption contest for the photo above. Readers, start your word skills. I’ll post the best three captions from comments in a new post later.
Oh and if you want to read about the press release, here it is below:
From MIT Public Release: 2-Oct-2009
There’s still time to cut the risk of climate catastrophe, MIT study shows
A new analysis of climate risk, published by researchers at MIT and elsewhere, shows that even moderate carbon-reduction policies now can substantially lower the risk of future climate change. It also shows that quick, global emissions reductions would be required in order to provide a good chance of avoiding a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial level — a widely discussed target.
How to limit risk of climate catastrophe

Photo – Image courtesy: MIT Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change
David L. Chandler, MIT News Office
A new analysis of climate risk, published by researchers at MIT and elsewhere, shows that even moderate carbon-reduction policies now can substantially lower the risk of future climate change. It also shows that quick, global emissions reductions would be required in order to provide a good chance of avoiding a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial level — a widely discussed target. But without prompt action, they found, extreme changes could soon become much more difficult, if not impossible, to control.
Ron Prinn, co-director of MIT’s Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change and a co-author of the new study, says that “our results show we still have around a 50-50 chance of stabilizing the climate” at a level of no more than a few tenths above the 2 degree target. However, that will require global emissions, which are now growing, to start downward almost immediately. That result could be achieved if the aggressive emissions targets in current U.S. climate bills were met, and matched by other wealthy countries, and if China and other large developing countries followed suit with only a decade or two delay. That 2 degree C increase is a level that is considered likely to prevent some of the most catastrophic potential effects of climate change, such as major increases in global sea level and disruption of agriculture and natural ecosystems.
“The nature of the problem is one of minimizing risk,” explains Mort Webster, assistant professor of engineering systems, who was the lead author of the new report. That’s why looking at the probabilities of various outcomes, rather than focusing on the average outcome in a given climate model, “is both more scientifically correct, and a more useful way to think about it.”
Too often, he says, the public discussion over climate change policies gets framed as a debate between the most extreme views on each side, as “the world is ending tomorrow, versus it’s all a myth,” he says. “Neither of those is scientifically correct or socially useful.”
“It’s a tradeoff between risks,” he says. “There’s the risk of extreme climate change but there’s also a risk of higher costs. As scientists, we don’t choose what’s the right level of risk for society, but we show what the risks are either way.”
The new study, published online by the Joint Program in September, builds on one released earlier this year that looked at the probabilities of various climate outcomes in the event that no emissions-control policies at all were implemented — and found high odds of extreme temperature increases that could devastate human societies. This one examined the difference that would be made to those odds, under four different versions of possible emissions-reduction policies.
Both studies used the MIT Integrated Global Systems Model, a detailed computer simulation of global economic activity and climate processes that has been developed and refined by the Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change since the early 1990s. The new research involved hundreds of runs of the model with each run using slight variations in input parameters, selected so that each run has about an equal probability of being correct based on present observations and knowledge. Other research groups have estimated the probabilities of various outcomes, based on variations in the physical response of the climate system itself. But the MIT model is the only one that interactively includes detailed treatment of possible changes in human activities as well — such as the degree of economic growth, with its associated energy use, in different countries.
Quantifying the odds
By taking a probabilistic approach, using many different runs of the climate model, this approach gives a more realistic assessment of the range of possible outcomes, Webster says. “One of the common mistakes in the [scientific] literature,” he says, “is to take several different climate models, each of which gives a ‘best guess’ of temperature outcomes, and take that as the uncertainty range. But that’s not right. The range of uncertainty is actually much wider.”
Because this study produced a direct estimate of probabilities by running 400 different probability-weighted simulations for each policy case, looking at the actual range of uncertainty for each of the many factors that go into the model, and how they interact. By doing so, it produced more realistic estimates of the likelihood of various outcomes than other procedures — and the resulting odds are often significantly worse. For example, an earlier study by Tom Wigley of the National Center for Atmospheric Research estimated that the Level 1 emissions control policy — the least-restrictive of the standards studied -would reduce by 50 percent the odds of a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees C, but the more detailed analysis in the new study finds only a 20 percent chance of avoiding such an increase.
One interesting finding the team made is that even relatively modest emissions-control policies can have a big impact on the odds of the most damaging climate outcomes. For any given climate model scenario, there is always a probability distribution of possible outcomes, and it turns out that in all the scenarios, the policy options have a much greater impact in reducing the most extreme outcomes than they do on the most likely outcomes.
For example, under the strongest of the four policy options, the average projected outcome was a 1.7 degrees C reduction of the expected temperature increase in 2100, but for the most extreme projected increase (with 5 percent probability of occurring) there was a 3.2 degree C reduction. And that’s especially significant, the authors say, because the most damaging effects of climate change increase drastically with higher temperature, in a very non-linear way.
“These results illustrate that even relatively loose constraints on emissions reduce greatly the chance of an extreme temperature increase, which is associated with the greatest damage,” the report concludes.
Webster emphasizes that “this is a problem of risk management,” and says that while the technical aspects of the models are complex, the results provide information that’s not much different from decisions that people face every day. People understand that by using their seat belts and having a car with airbags they are reducing the risks of driving, but that doesn’t mean they can’t still be injured or killed. “No, but the risk goes down. That’s the return on your decision. It’s not something that’s so unfamiliar to people. We may make sure to buy a car with airbags, but we don’t refuse to leave the house. That’s the nature of the kind of tradeoffs we have to make as a society.”
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UPDATE: WUWT commenter Deborah via Jim Watson implies in comments that she has too much time on her hands 😉
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“After the wheel landed on >7 degrees tonight’s winner Tim has won a dinner for two with Al Gore.. Tim you’ll be flown in a private jet half way around the world for an intimate lecture with the famous “Gore’ical” on the evils of Air Travel”
The Wheel of AGW Hoax
Wheel of AGW hoax, spin spin spin
Give us the lie to tell the folks.
Eventually all those hours spent in front of the TV would pay off. Who said it rots the …..um…..gosh….what is that thingy in one’s whatchamacallit…. 😉
As an MIT alum, I am sad to see MIT descend from being a center of higher learning to being a whorehouse for grants.
“The MIT team accept an Ig Nobel Award for proving that a spinning wheel is just as inaccurate at future climate predictions as climate Alarmist Tim Flannery”
The Wheel of Unfortunatate Fortune.
To have a disaster scenario you first need a disaster unfolding. For that you need measurement, every emergency response unit on the planet needs a disaster before they move. They need a report, not a fossil from one tree.
“Forced to reveal the data on their powerful climate model, scientists prepare to announce the most accurate prediction yet.”
“Boys! Just wait till I’ve taken your photo and you can all play with the toy. But no more fighting, and if you break it again I’ll hide it.”
“Around and around she goes —
we hope we’re retired before anyone knows
how wrong we were.”
or
Climate heretics will be broken on the wheel
Put $1.00 and our professional reputations on magenta. Come on magenta!
“‘Round and round it goes; and, where it stops, nobody knows.”
While this may seem a silly way to predict future climate, it is actually statistically quite accurate.
You see, after 10,000 spins, you can reduce the margin of error to almost zero, given the robust sample size. it’s straight forward statistics, moron.
“Wheel of Fools”
Pardon me, in the form of a caption.
” After 10,000 spins, the margin of error is almost zero.”
MIT’s “4-Man Climate Change Band” will dance around their musical climate wheel tonight at the Staples Center as the opening act for rock legends “Spinal Tap.”
Luboš Motl (22:54:21) :
Figure 1. The newly built MIT’s greenhouse is divided into seven sectors: (a) blue – plants for brain health, (b) green – coca, (c) yellow – hops, (d) orange – tropical fruits, (e) red – poppy, (f) crimson – marijuana.
Sounds like quite a bit of the best parts of my young adulthood, to be honest (I’m sure there were some tropical fruits, anyways). Now, all we need is a healthy dose of CO2 to make it aaaalllll grow more!
Lyrics from “Wheels of Confusion” by Black Sabbath, Vol. 4 album:
[i]Long ago I wandered through my mind
in the land of fairy tales and stories
Lost in happiness I knew no fears
Innocence and love was all I knew
was it illusion?
Soon the days went passing into years
Happiness just didn’t come so easy
Life was more than fairy tales and daydreams
Innocence was just another word
was it illusion?
Lost in the wheels of confusion
Running through valleys of tears
Eyes full of angered illusion
Hiding in everyday fears
So I found that life is just a game
But you know there’s never been a winner
Try your hardest, just to be a loser
The world will still be turning when you’re gone
Yeah when you’re gone!
[/i]
>>What???!! What happened to the famous “tipping point”?
Its become a spinning point(er).
.
The MIT Climate Model Hedge Fund:
Thank you Anthony for saving their first picture from May 26, 2009. You are very correct in saying the “the same photo series”.
I copied your May 26th picture and their October 2nd picture. I then scaled the May 26th picture (reduce by 75.88%) to match the scale of the October 2nd picture. I then overlayed the two pictures. The table, the base of the roulette wheel, and the shadow of the roulette wheel on the table match up perfectly. Not to mention the fact the the four people in the 2 pictures are dressed identically, with nearly the same expressions and posture.
So obviously MIT took at least two pictures (maybe more) on the same day (~ May 26th, 2009) with the wheel in different spots, to “Hedge their climate model bets”.
looks like a rigged game.
CAPTION ONE: “Detectives from the FBI’s Criminal Investigation Unit display gaming contraband confiscated during a recent raid on the home of Al Gore.”
ALTERNATE: “In a photo dated May 23, 2037, Curators from the Smithsonian’s Museum of [snip] display their most recent artifact: A remarkeably well-preserved ‘Hansen Wheel’ discovered in a glacier outside of Atlanta.”
Next two:
“MIT researchers showcase low carbon computer of the future”
and
“Of course our predictions are robust. It’s made out of Titanium.”
Round and round she goes. Where she stops, nobody knows!
And that is precisely the point.
WHEEL OF AL GORE’s FORTUNE !
“In other news this week, scientists reached the startling conclusion that using genuine Monte Carlo equipment improves the accuracy of Monte Carlo simulations by 42% over computer simulations. These scientists will by applying this breakthrough technology to climate studies.”
“Did I say Yellow? I really meant Orange.”
Andrew