I thought I’d seen the end of this after we first saw it back on May 26th of this year. I wrote then:
How not to make a climate photo op
You have to wonder- what were these guys thinking? The only media visual they could have chosen that would send a worse message of forecast certainty was a dart board…or maybe something else?

MIT’s “wheel of climate” – image courtesy Donna Coveney/MIT
But no, they apparently didn’t get enough press the first time around. I mean, come on, it’s a table top roulette wheel in a science press release. Today we were treated to yet another new press release on the press mailing list I get. It is recycled science news right down to the same photo series above which you can see again in the press link below. The guy on the left looks slightly less irritated in the new photo at the link. Next, to get more mileage, I think we’ll see the online game version.
So what I think we need now is a caption contest for the photo above. Readers, start your word skills. I’ll post the best three captions from comments in a new post later.
Oh and if you want to read about the press release, here it is below:
From MIT Public Release: 2-Oct-2009
There’s still time to cut the risk of climate catastrophe, MIT study shows
A new analysis of climate risk, published by researchers at MIT and elsewhere, shows that even moderate carbon-reduction policies now can substantially lower the risk of future climate change. It also shows that quick, global emissions reductions would be required in order to provide a good chance of avoiding a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial level — a widely discussed target.
How to limit risk of climate catastrophe

Photo – Image courtesy: MIT Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change
David L. Chandler, MIT News Office
A new analysis of climate risk, published by researchers at MIT and elsewhere, shows that even moderate carbon-reduction policies now can substantially lower the risk of future climate change. It also shows that quick, global emissions reductions would be required in order to provide a good chance of avoiding a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial level — a widely discussed target. But without prompt action, they found, extreme changes could soon become much more difficult, if not impossible, to control.
Ron Prinn, co-director of MIT’s Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change and a co-author of the new study, says that “our results show we still have around a 50-50 chance of stabilizing the climate” at a level of no more than a few tenths above the 2 degree target. However, that will require global emissions, which are now growing, to start downward almost immediately. That result could be achieved if the aggressive emissions targets in current U.S. climate bills were met, and matched by other wealthy countries, and if China and other large developing countries followed suit with only a decade or two delay. That 2 degree C increase is a level that is considered likely to prevent some of the most catastrophic potential effects of climate change, such as major increases in global sea level and disruption of agriculture and natural ecosystems.
“The nature of the problem is one of minimizing risk,” explains Mort Webster, assistant professor of engineering systems, who was the lead author of the new report. That’s why looking at the probabilities of various outcomes, rather than focusing on the average outcome in a given climate model, “is both more scientifically correct, and a more useful way to think about it.”
Too often, he says, the public discussion over climate change policies gets framed as a debate between the most extreme views on each side, as “the world is ending tomorrow, versus it’s all a myth,” he says. “Neither of those is scientifically correct or socially useful.”
“It’s a tradeoff between risks,” he says. “There’s the risk of extreme climate change but there’s also a risk of higher costs. As scientists, we don’t choose what’s the right level of risk for society, but we show what the risks are either way.”
The new study, published online by the Joint Program in September, builds on one released earlier this year that looked at the probabilities of various climate outcomes in the event that no emissions-control policies at all were implemented — and found high odds of extreme temperature increases that could devastate human societies. This one examined the difference that would be made to those odds, under four different versions of possible emissions-reduction policies.
Both studies used the MIT Integrated Global Systems Model, a detailed computer simulation of global economic activity and climate processes that has been developed and refined by the Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change since the early 1990s. The new research involved hundreds of runs of the model with each run using slight variations in input parameters, selected so that each run has about an equal probability of being correct based on present observations and knowledge. Other research groups have estimated the probabilities of various outcomes, based on variations in the physical response of the climate system itself. But the MIT model is the only one that interactively includes detailed treatment of possible changes in human activities as well — such as the degree of economic growth, with its associated energy use, in different countries.
Quantifying the odds
By taking a probabilistic approach, using many different runs of the climate model, this approach gives a more realistic assessment of the range of possible outcomes, Webster says. “One of the common mistakes in the [scientific] literature,” he says, “is to take several different climate models, each of which gives a ‘best guess’ of temperature outcomes, and take that as the uncertainty range. But that’s not right. The range of uncertainty is actually much wider.”
Because this study produced a direct estimate of probabilities by running 400 different probability-weighted simulations for each policy case, looking at the actual range of uncertainty for each of the many factors that go into the model, and how they interact. By doing so, it produced more realistic estimates of the likelihood of various outcomes than other procedures — and the resulting odds are often significantly worse. For example, an earlier study by Tom Wigley of the National Center for Atmospheric Research estimated that the Level 1 emissions control policy — the least-restrictive of the standards studied -would reduce by 50 percent the odds of a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees C, but the more detailed analysis in the new study finds only a 20 percent chance of avoiding such an increase.
One interesting finding the team made is that even relatively modest emissions-control policies can have a big impact on the odds of the most damaging climate outcomes. For any given climate model scenario, there is always a probability distribution of possible outcomes, and it turns out that in all the scenarios, the policy options have a much greater impact in reducing the most extreme outcomes than they do on the most likely outcomes.
For example, under the strongest of the four policy options, the average projected outcome was a 1.7 degrees C reduction of the expected temperature increase in 2100, but for the most extreme projected increase (with 5 percent probability of occurring) there was a 3.2 degree C reduction. And that’s especially significant, the authors say, because the most damaging effects of climate change increase drastically with higher temperature, in a very non-linear way.
“These results illustrate that even relatively loose constraints on emissions reduce greatly the chance of an extreme temperature increase, which is associated with the greatest damage,” the report concludes.
Webster emphasizes that “this is a problem of risk management,” and says that while the technical aspects of the models are complex, the results provide information that’s not much different from decisions that people face every day. People understand that by using their seat belts and having a car with airbags they are reducing the risks of driving, but that doesn’t mean they can’t still be injured or killed. “No, but the risk goes down. That’s the return on your decision. It’s not something that’s so unfamiliar to people. We may make sure to buy a car with airbags, but we don’t refuse to leave the house. That’s the nature of the kind of tradeoffs we have to make as a society.”
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UPDATE: WUWT commenter Deborah via Jim Watson implies in comments that she has too much time on her hands 😉

Suggest the following modifications to the MIT photo:
1) Hang some Mickey Mouse ears on all of them.
2) Caption to read: Everbody – Sing Along! “MIT….KEY….MOUSE!!!!”
I’m not sure which one should be Annette but the guy on the right looks suspiciously like Roy!
As a long time lurker, I want to offer a huge “THANK YOU!” to Anthony Watts, Charles The Moderator, and the oh so many constructive contributors, for providing this most excellent space for rational discussion of the “Global Warming/Climate Change” hypotheses.
“We’re just giving you feedback…”
“What good is a hockey stick without the puck?”
or
“… and this science moment is brought to you by Mattel, makers of the HOT new game called The Greenhouse Gamble. Spin the wheel. If you land on red you win millions in grant money. But, if you land on blue, oh no, you’re a SKEPTIC and must forfeit all previous winnings.”
or
“MIT scientists discover that watching this colorful wheel rotate in one direction can induce fanciful thought patterns and feelings of euphoria. When turned in the opposite direction, one experiences anxiety and feelings of inadequacy as can be seen in stark contrast in these test subjects”
or
“You should see what we did with the other tree ring samples!”
or
“Here MIT scientists have made a reconstruction of what the Ezekiel wheel must have looked like.”
and finally
“Johnny, to the left, was clearly not amused after his buddies decided on using the color of his shirt to represent the wedge that had no value.”
I find it bewildering too, but this article by a reputable but sidelined climate scientist may help to understand what has happened
http://www.nzcpr.com/guest166.htm
[quote]”The US federal government has spent 80 billion US dollars on climate research on the assumption that human caused rise of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is a problem. Despite this, no one has yet found even a shred of objective scientific evidence that humans are causing damaging global climate change.
The so called evidence emanates from a vociferous group in the scientific community who, for a variety of reasons, are set on promoting predetermined conclusions not supported by empirical data or real-world observations. The science they rely on is all about the number of scientists who agree with them and claims of consensus to suppress quality control in climate research. “Taking a vote is a risky way to discover scientific truth”, warned climatologist Reid Bryson.[/quote]
….
[quote]”The IPCC has been complicit in the scaremongering and exaggeration. The IPCC is a governmental institution that selectively accepts and rejects critical comments from expert reviewers of its reports, as my climate science colleagues and I can prove, having been part of the IPPC-managed review process. Surprisingly, given the great costs and social impacts of emissions reducing policies, there is no government “ombudsman” or any means to “audit” what is going on in the IPCC, or to tell if all the extravagantly funded research has been a good investment. The IPCC has been a major driver of global warming hysteria, which has overshadowed concern for real global-scale problems. “[/quote]
Many other commentators have described how the issue has been hijacked, scientific caveats ignored and dissenters sidelined.
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Th caption should read:
“I have finally done it. After months of grueling work and late nights, I have finally created the climate model that really works. And if the results do not tie to reality, we just spin it again. How great is that?”
Good one Curtis Mears (04:34:24), there is a mystical irony to your caption contribution, given the actual climate trend is incongruent with their model predictions, this photo op. is crafty media “spin” to take attention away from this fact!
Four members of the Union of Concerned Scientists at MIT announce the opening of a new restaurant close to the campus. They have named it “The Climate Carrion” after a novel cooking procedure developed by the four. Lefty “Two Fingers” F. Center, who lost all but two fingers of his right hand in a meat cutting accident, explained, “CO2 induced warming temperatures in the kitchen will influence the length of cooking time required to reach the desired doneness. Using extensive computer modeling, we have developed a chef friendly mechanism for adjusting the cooking temperature required to cook meat to the requested doneness”. The owners also declared that all meat products will come from animals humanely euthanized using CO2 gas.
Caption.
The spin doctors of Climatology
deny any bias
in their new methodology.
Beth Cooper (07:42:00) :
Nice little poem.
You might have added: …for distinguishing their theology from simple mythology. 🙂
Caption: Harper Valley PTA Board posing with 5TH Grade teacher Justin Case demonstrating science fair winner titled, “Algorythm”. The project, entered by student Ida Mae DeLye, attempts to show the chance of mice defecating on a particular color in a maze (heated at different temperatures) and the “Algorythm’s” spin landing on that same color.
Makes me think of this.
Caption “After years and years and thousand’s of dollars in investment MIT invent the perfect way to tell which slice of pizza is hottest.”