I thought I’d seen the end of this after we first saw it back on May 26th of this year. I wrote then:
How not to make a climate photo op
You have to wonder- what were these guys thinking? The only media visual they could have chosen that would send a worse message of forecast certainty was a dart board…or maybe something else?

MIT’s “wheel of climate” – image courtesy Donna Coveney/MIT
But no, they apparently didn’t get enough press the first time around. I mean, come on, it’s a table top roulette wheel in a science press release. Today we were treated to yet another new press release on the press mailing list I get. It is recycled science news right down to the same photo series above which you can see again in the press link below. The guy on the left looks slightly less irritated in the new photo at the link. Next, to get more mileage, I think we’ll see the online game version.
So what I think we need now is a caption contest for the photo above. Readers, start your word skills. I’ll post the best three captions from comments in a new post later.
Oh and if you want to read about the press release, here it is below:
From MIT Public Release: 2-Oct-2009
There’s still time to cut the risk of climate catastrophe, MIT study shows
A new analysis of climate risk, published by researchers at MIT and elsewhere, shows that even moderate carbon-reduction policies now can substantially lower the risk of future climate change. It also shows that quick, global emissions reductions would be required in order to provide a good chance of avoiding a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial level — a widely discussed target.
How to limit risk of climate catastrophe

Photo – Image courtesy: MIT Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change
David L. Chandler, MIT News Office
A new analysis of climate risk, published by researchers at MIT and elsewhere, shows that even moderate carbon-reduction policies now can substantially lower the risk of future climate change. It also shows that quick, global emissions reductions would be required in order to provide a good chance of avoiding a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees Celsius above the pre-industrial level — a widely discussed target. But without prompt action, they found, extreme changes could soon become much more difficult, if not impossible, to control.
Ron Prinn, co-director of MIT’s Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change and a co-author of the new study, says that “our results show we still have around a 50-50 chance of stabilizing the climate” at a level of no more than a few tenths above the 2 degree target. However, that will require global emissions, which are now growing, to start downward almost immediately. That result could be achieved if the aggressive emissions targets in current U.S. climate bills were met, and matched by other wealthy countries, and if China and other large developing countries followed suit with only a decade or two delay. That 2 degree C increase is a level that is considered likely to prevent some of the most catastrophic potential effects of climate change, such as major increases in global sea level and disruption of agriculture and natural ecosystems.
“The nature of the problem is one of minimizing risk,” explains Mort Webster, assistant professor of engineering systems, who was the lead author of the new report. That’s why looking at the probabilities of various outcomes, rather than focusing on the average outcome in a given climate model, “is both more scientifically correct, and a more useful way to think about it.”
Too often, he says, the public discussion over climate change policies gets framed as a debate between the most extreme views on each side, as “the world is ending tomorrow, versus it’s all a myth,” he says. “Neither of those is scientifically correct or socially useful.”
“It’s a tradeoff between risks,” he says. “There’s the risk of extreme climate change but there’s also a risk of higher costs. As scientists, we don’t choose what’s the right level of risk for society, but we show what the risks are either way.”
The new study, published online by the Joint Program in September, builds on one released earlier this year that looked at the probabilities of various climate outcomes in the event that no emissions-control policies at all were implemented — and found high odds of extreme temperature increases that could devastate human societies. This one examined the difference that would be made to those odds, under four different versions of possible emissions-reduction policies.
Both studies used the MIT Integrated Global Systems Model, a detailed computer simulation of global economic activity and climate processes that has been developed and refined by the Joint Program on the Science and Policy of Global Change since the early 1990s. The new research involved hundreds of runs of the model with each run using slight variations in input parameters, selected so that each run has about an equal probability of being correct based on present observations and knowledge. Other research groups have estimated the probabilities of various outcomes, based on variations in the physical response of the climate system itself. But the MIT model is the only one that interactively includes detailed treatment of possible changes in human activities as well — such as the degree of economic growth, with its associated energy use, in different countries.
Quantifying the odds
By taking a probabilistic approach, using many different runs of the climate model, this approach gives a more realistic assessment of the range of possible outcomes, Webster says. “One of the common mistakes in the [scientific] literature,” he says, “is to take several different climate models, each of which gives a ‘best guess’ of temperature outcomes, and take that as the uncertainty range. But that’s not right. The range of uncertainty is actually much wider.”
Because this study produced a direct estimate of probabilities by running 400 different probability-weighted simulations for each policy case, looking at the actual range of uncertainty for each of the many factors that go into the model, and how they interact. By doing so, it produced more realistic estimates of the likelihood of various outcomes than other procedures — and the resulting odds are often significantly worse. For example, an earlier study by Tom Wigley of the National Center for Atmospheric Research estimated that the Level 1 emissions control policy — the least-restrictive of the standards studied -would reduce by 50 percent the odds of a temperature increase of more than 2 degrees C, but the more detailed analysis in the new study finds only a 20 percent chance of avoiding such an increase.
One interesting finding the team made is that even relatively modest emissions-control policies can have a big impact on the odds of the most damaging climate outcomes. For any given climate model scenario, there is always a probability distribution of possible outcomes, and it turns out that in all the scenarios, the policy options have a much greater impact in reducing the most extreme outcomes than they do on the most likely outcomes.
For example, under the strongest of the four policy options, the average projected outcome was a 1.7 degrees C reduction of the expected temperature increase in 2100, but for the most extreme projected increase (with 5 percent probability of occurring) there was a 3.2 degree C reduction. And that’s especially significant, the authors say, because the most damaging effects of climate change increase drastically with higher temperature, in a very non-linear way.
“These results illustrate that even relatively loose constraints on emissions reduce greatly the chance of an extreme temperature increase, which is associated with the greatest damage,” the report concludes.
Webster emphasizes that “this is a problem of risk management,” and says that while the technical aspects of the models are complex, the results provide information that’s not much different from decisions that people face every day. People understand that by using their seat belts and having a car with airbags they are reducing the risks of driving, but that doesn’t mean they can’t still be injured or killed. “No, but the risk goes down. That’s the return on your decision. It’s not something that’s so unfamiliar to people. We may make sure to buy a car with airbags, but we don’t refuse to leave the house. That’s the nature of the kind of tradeoffs we have to make as a society.”
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UPDATE: WUWT commenter Deborah via Jim Watson implies in comments that she has too much time on her hands 😉

How about this caption:
“MIT scholars demonstrate the conceptual basis of their climate model, developed with $1 billion taxpayer subsidy.”
Jbird
Your tax dollars at work:
Gov’t funds science, gov’t predicts bad weather, gov’t must tax you to save you from bad weather.
What, you wanted a flow chart?
I do it again :p
While it still goes downhill with science, our [snip] departement is still growing and we predict record levels by next month.
Why is there no mystery prize in this wheel of fortune you ask? Come on, we overhere at MIT all hit the jackpot with climatemodelling, so there is no need for a mystery prize and you are paying anyway.
Round and round she goes.
Where she stops only we knows.
One things for sure about where it will land.
It will be bad, badder or baddest.
Back to topic. The guy on the left is saying:
“You’ve given me a roulette wheel with 37 zeros. BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE DOUBLE-ZERO”.
Caption: “Okay, guys, stop laughing and look serious for the camera!”
Strawberry Pie – Bad.
Key Lime Pie – Better.
Blue Pie -Best.
Garacka – you forgot about Cherry, the best pie of all.
Carbon Futures Investors—COME ON DOWN and spin the Wheel of Thermageddon. Double those 10 cent shares (that you bought at $7).
“Any ideas how we explain that after spending a billion dollars in grant money, our climate model predictions aren’t any better than our original prototype.”
I vote for Jim Watson’s caption:
Jim Watson (08:16:20) :
ALTERNATE: “In a photo dated May 23, 2037, Curators from the Smithsonian’s Museum of [snip] display their most recent artifact: A remarkeably well-preserved ‘Hansen Wheel’ discovered in a glacier outside of Atlanta.”
If no-one minds I did an artwork using it. It’s on my art blog if Anthony says it’s ok to link.
http://tiggerstestblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/wheel-of-silly.html
Re A Lovell
Another Dylan:
And don’t speak too soon
For the wheel’s still in spin
And there’s no tellin’ who
That it’s namin’.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin’.
Maybe it’s naming He Who Shall Not Be Named.
“…our results show we still have around a 50-50 chance of stabilizing the climate” at a level of no more than a few tenths above the 2 degree target. However, that will require global emissions, which are now growing, to start downward almost immediately. That result could be achieved if the aggressive emissions targets in current U.S. climate bills were met, and matched by other wealthy countries, and if China and other large developing countries followed suit with only a decade or two delay.”
At the very least you’d expect people who are cynical to be intelligent. Cynics have to entertain two or more thoughts in their heads at the same time.
I like the part about China and other large developing countries having another 10 or 20 years. Once they get nicely established they’re going tell the rest of the world to stuff their CO2 emission quotas–again.
E.M.Smith (01:44:39) :
“You see, we turn the wheel to the desired temperature and the computer prints it out, so it must be right!”
Yes, because computers will attain conscientiousness one day! 😉
As the theory behind AGW has collapsed, the UN makes a desperate call:
Only 10 days left for Climate Treaty:
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE59224920091003
It is interesting that these chaps from MIT only see a 1 in 200 chance of temperatures not rising above 2 degrees. It is a shame that the forecast is for so long in the future as (where gambling laws allow) it would seem pretty good wager. It may be possible to still create a betting market in this with something known as spread betting – a sort of futures market in the gambling industry. For political elections it develops a true consensus of people “putting their money where their mouth is.” If the general consensus concurs with these MIT chappies, then for minority skeptics and outright deniers could be onto a real winner.
Deborah (13:33:44),
Kudos for a great photoshop! And to the others who posted their clever versions, too.
Some highlights from Met Office NEWS RELAESE called Global warming set to continue . dated 14 September 2009
..very small global temperature rises over the last 10 years.
.. in computer modelled climate change simulations, they found that despite continued increases in greenhouse gas concentrations, a single-decade hiatus in warming occurs relatively often.
“We found about one in every eight decades has near-zero or negative global temperature trends in simulations which would otherwise be warm at expected present-day rates
‘internal climate variability’ — the capacity for slow natural variations in the oceans to temporarily modify climate. Computer models used to make climate predictions reproduce this intrinsic character of our climate because they successfully represent many of the necessary fundamental climate processes.
….the Met Office’s decadal forecast predicts renewed warming after 2010 with about half of the years to 2015 likely to be warmer globally than the current warmest year on record.
Commenting on the new study, Vicky Pope, Head of Climate Change Advice at the Met Office said: “Decades like 1999–2008 occur quite frequently in our climate change simulations, but the underlying trend of increasing temperature remains
From left to right:
Serious carpal tunnel injury (CPI) – holding right wrist and looks in pain
Demonstration of how injury was caused
The doctor who determined that CPI can be caused through repetitious use of climate model runs
The head of the department (looking pleased) who has had a multi-$M grant approved to improve their methodology and reduce CPI
” Smokey (16:05:47) :
Kudos for a great photoshop! And to the others who posted their clever versions, too.”
Thanks. I couldn’t have done it without Jim Watson’s (08:16:20) caption entry.
“Briffa and Mann instruct leading MIT climatologists on the use of their latest dendrochronology tool.”
“TREEMOMETER NEWS – the Journal of Dendrochronology, October 2009: MIT scientist bypass dendrochronology statistics with their tree-ring field gauge dubbed the ‘tree-ring-circus’.”
The new word for climate change stupidity: Climatidity
Come to the “Tree ring circus” and buy your Carbon tickets here.
Mann-o-matic
Wheel of Mis fortune.
“Our climate scientists are ready and willing to provide your next prediction!”
But my favorite above is,
/Mr Lynn