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Category: Humor
Friday Funny: COPs 1-30 – A perfect record of failure
These COP conferences and the toothless agreements that flow from them are the supposed vehicles for planetary salvation. Based on the data, thus far, they have a perfect record of…
Greta Thunberg Announces Plan to Copyright “How DARE You!”
— Legal Settlements to Fund New Activist Flotilla
Monday Mirth: The Most Environmentalist Woman in the World (Dos Equis Commercial)
She is the most environmentalist woman in the world. I don’t always drink, but when I do, it’s from a coconut I flew in from Bali.
Monday Mirthiness: The Bob Ward Teller of Forecast Fortunes
It reminded me of something a fortune teller might issue – vague, but defendable in any outcome. Of course, he’d hear nothing of any rebuttals, because facts don’t generate additional…
British Humor Roasts Climate Catastrophism
It’s all over when people start laughing at the climate nonsense. Enjoy!
Friday Funny: Michael Mann’s New Hockey Stick
However, Michael Mann has accomplished the seemingly impossible – he now owes more than $1 million in legal fees to CEI and National Review.
GISS Gets the Boot: A Seinfeldian Saga
In a move that’s as poetic as it is ironic, the Trump administration has yanked the lease out from under NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), sending the climate…
Monday Mirthiness – The ‘Hockey Hole’
Mann has made a career out of defending his statistical sausage, and now it seems karma has come full circle.
Climate Collapse in 52 Glorious Days: Common Sense, Courtesy of Trump
So, to Trump’s team: bravo. In just 52 days, you’ve inspired more genuine reform, more reevaluation of flawed premises, and more public discussion than a decade of carbon tax conferences…
Schadenfreude at Its Finest: Climate Grifters Cry Over Trump’s Grant Freeze
The article parades out a cast of characters who are struggling to cope with the horrors of not being able to suckle at the federal teat. Let’s meet a few:
Monday Mirthiness: CNN Freaks because polls show most people don’t think “climate change” is responsible for the LA fires
You just have to laugh when they get upset over the propaganda just not working anymore. Of course, most anything on CNN is funny these days.
The Sierra Club’s Temper Tantrum
This press release is less a call to action and more a call to fundraising. It’s a stew of hyperbole, half-truths, and empty posturing, served with a side of smug…
The Twelve Days of Climate Christmas
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three canceled pipelines, Two melting glaciers, And a carbon tax on my pear tree.
A Skeptic’s Christmas Poem
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land, Not a windmill was spinning, not even on sand. The panels lay silent, their surfaces bare, For snow had descended,…
An Epic Saga of Climate Defiance: A Case Study in Self-Parody
When the dust of history settles, some episodes are destined for the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” department. Case in point: Climate Defiance, a climate activism group, recently made…
12 Irrefutable Proofs That Climate Change Is Real
Lots of ignorant bigots believe climate change is a hoax. We’ve compiled this list of twelve compelling reasons climate change is quite obviously real – and it’s going to kill…
Monday Mirthiness: Imagine the Global Impact on Temperature!
For those of you that are not part of the climate wokerati, the answer won’t surprise you.
Friday Funny: MAD SCIAM MAGAZINE
Editor in chief of Scientific American Laura Helmuth resigns following expletive filled rant against Trump voters.
Experts Warn: [Adjective] Climate Crisis Could Lead to [Dramatic Outcome] by [Year]
Climate Change Alarmist Mad Lib Template
Michael Mann: “I’m Not Owned! I’m Not Owned!!” – As He Shrinks into a Corn Cob
“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.”