‘Peak Rock’: The ONION Goes Neo-Malthusian (Fixity/ depletion curse expands)

“Take the Rocky Mountains, for example: There’s plenty of rocks right there,” Colorado resident Kyle Peters said. “It’s our right as Americans to use as many rocks as we need…

The Madness of Miliband

With apologies to Stanley Kubrick

Renewables Catastrophically Expensive

Which is why no company using lots of power, certainly not any of Elon’s, actually tries to do it.

Mighty Mickey Has Struck Out-Again

And oh, the sound of gavel wood was sharp against the hall— They ruled the play was foul, not fair, bad faith and that was all.

How the Grinch Stole Greenie Christmas

Every Greenie down in Green-ville liked green funding a lot, But the Grinch, up in D.C., most certainly did not.

Friday Funny: The COP30 Roadmap is out!

It’s Fossil Fuels all the way…

Friday Funny: COPs 1-30 – A perfect record of failure

These COP conferences and the toothless agreements that flow from them are the supposed vehicles for planetary salvation. Based on the data, thus far, they have a perfect record of…

Friday Funny: The Hot Air is Running Out

The Hot Air is Running Out

Michael Mann: “I’m Not Owned! I’m Not Owned!!” – As He Shrinks into a Corn Cob

“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.”

Greta Thunberg Announces Plan to Copyright “How DARE You!”

— Legal Settlements to Fund New Activist Flotilla

Friday Funny: Net Zero is DOOMED

Cartoons by Josh comes through again

Yes Minister on Global Warming

A blast from the past. from the BBC.

Monday Mirth: The Most Environmentalist Woman in the World (Dos Equis Commercial)

She is the most environmentalist woman in the world. I don’t always drink, but when I do, it’s from a coconut I flew in from Bali.

Monday Mirthiness: The Bob Ward Teller of Forecast Fortunes

It reminded me of something a fortune teller might issue – vague, but defendable in any outcome. Of course, he’d hear nothing of any rebuttals, because facts don’t generate additional…

British Humor Roasts Climate Catastrophism

It’s all over when people start laughing at the climate nonsense. Enjoy!

Friday Funny: Michael Mann’s New Hockey Stick

However, Michael Mann has accomplished the seemingly impossible – he now owes more than $1 million in legal fees to CEI and National Review.

GISS Gets the Boot: A Seinfeldian Saga

In a move that’s as poetic as it is ironic, the Trump administration has yanked the lease out from under NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), sending the climate…

Monday Mirthiness – The ‘Hockey Hole’

Mann has made a career out of defending his statistical sausage, and now it seems karma has come full circle.

Climate Collapse in 52 Glorious Days: Common Sense, Courtesy of Trump

So, to Trump’s team: bravo. In just 52 days, you’ve inspired more genuine reform, more reevaluation of flawed premises, and more public discussion than a decade of carbon tax conferences…

Schadenfreude at Its Finest: Climate Grifters Cry Over Trump’s Grant Freeze

The article parades out a cast of characters who are struggling to cope with the horrors of not being able to suckle at the federal teat. Let’s meet a few: