BREAKING: Punxsutawney to retire Phil the groundhog, replace him with Greta Thunberg

People send me stuff. A friend of mine (an insider in the groundhog committee bunker) tells me that due to the pressure they are getting from PETA (for groundhog abuse)…

Saturday Silliness – The Davos Flame War

The word over at the Grauniad is: Greta Thunberg: Davos leaders ignored climate activists’ demands Activist [Greta Thunberg] says calls to break from fossil fuels have been ignored at World…

Friday Funny – hottest decade evah! #showyourstipes @ed_hawkins

This week at the big 100 year anniversary shindig of the American Meteorological Society (AMS) there was a press release session that featured NOAA and NASA GISS talking about how their…

Protestor Diets

Friday Funny: Don’t get Mann-handled. Choose the right answer!

There’s been a lot of noise coming from “climate science” regarding the fires in Australia. Recently, in an act of desperation, Facebook flagged one of my Facebook posts from Breitbart…

Climate Change Trans Counselling’ by Will Franken (inspired by Greta Thunberg)

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“How dare you!” Will Happer “calls methane ‘irrelevant’ to climate”.

Guest eye-rolling by David Middleton From the American Association for the Advancement of Science of America… In unpublished paper, former White House climate adviser calls methane ‘irrelevant’ to climateBy Scott…

Friday Funny: The complete Halloween climate scare roundup

In case you missed the series, here are all of the climate scare debunked videos. – Anthony For environmental activists, every day is Halloween as they try to scare children…

BOO! Halloween climate scare: featuring @ClimateofGavin and @GretaThunberg

It’s no secret that climate alarmists have been trying to scare us for decades. They seem to truly believe that the world is at risk from climate change, and make…

Treating Atmospheric Apocalyptic Anxiety

Guest humor by Michael Kile TREATING ATMOSPHERIC APOCALYPTIC ANXIETY Dr Fiona Synapse, the controversial consultant psychiatrist, treats climate change worriers for eco-grief, lachrymal depression and related mood disorders at her…

Is the World Wild Life Fund Wishing for Global Warming?

Guest humor by David Middleton It’s funny how donating to one charity can get you on the mailing lists of other charities. Back in the 1980’s and 1990’s, I used…

New Law Requires You To Listen To Greta Thunberg Lecture Before Purchasing Gasoline

Reposted with permission from The Babylon Bee U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will…

Extinction Rebellion ‘fake blood’ fire hose climate protest goes comically wrong

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Panel Of Third Graders To Dictate Nation’s Climate Change Policy

Friday Funny reposted with permission from The Babylon Bee WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a panel on climate change held yesterday, the Senate brought in a group of excited third graders for ideas…

UCS Pinko supports Climate Risk Disclosure Act

Guest “you couldn’t make this sort of schist up if you were trying” by David Middleton The Soviet Union of Concerned Scientists actually have a Pinko on their payroll! As…

BOOM! Scott Adams uses Dilbert to Diss the ‘Climate Crisis’ Again

Guest essay by Eric Worrall Genius cartoonist Scott Adams published a Sunday cartoon panel offensive to the climate religion. From “Climate Change ” is the new universal boogeyman department. Just…

Friday Funny – how climate change really affects you

Graham Kirk writes on Facebook: The cost of reducing net greenhouse emissions to zero by 2050 in the UK could be well in excess of £1 trillion. The sum would…

Last Minute Friday Funny

Dr Larch Maxey was left red faced after trying to superglue himself to the main doors of Bristol City Council to raise awareness about climate change, unaware they were automatic.…

Lawn Care Tips From Eric Holthaus

Guest laugh by David Middleton Being that this is the time of year when I have to start spending entire weekends on yard work, I almost agree with Mr. Holthaus…

Update: We Now Have Only 12 Seconds Left Until Climate Change Destroys The Planet

From The Babylon Bee. April 30th, 2019 WORLD—A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change…

NPR: 8 Ways To Indoctrinate School Children With Warmunist Propaganda

Guest reality check by David Middleton 8 Ways To Teach Climate Change In Almost Any Classroom April 25, 2019 ANYA KAMENETZ NPR/Ipsos conducted a national poll recently and found that more than…

Friday Funny – #Attenbollocks

Josh writes via email: We had a fun programme on the BBC last night that was high on emotion but low on facts. The BBC describes the show this way:…

Fri Fun 2:Scientists Recommend Reducing The Number Of Democratic Presidential Candidates To Help Fight Climate Change

From The Babylon Bee April 11th, 2019 WORLD—Scientists have issued a dire warning: the current number of Democratic presidential candidates is simply unsustainable. “No one ever thought this many people…

Friday Funny – backup plan for wind power

As we all know, wind power can’t function well as a primary energy generator, the erratic nature of wind means you always need a backup for base load generation. Typically…