[editor’s note: Russell Cook emailed this article to Marc Morano and myself asking:
Marc & Charles,
Poe’s Law says that without a satire indicator, deep satire is increasingly difficult to distinguish from wacko sincere writings. I truly cannot tell if this writer is being serious or is taking one heckuva deep jab at zealot far-left nutcases:
To which I responded:
I think the publishers think it’s serious, but it appears planted as in the Sokal hoax.
The primary reference to pronouns and land acknowledgements, two leftist shibboleths, and not addresses, company information, although it does talk about disclaimers, leads me me to think it’s planted.
What do you guys think?
/editor’s note]
Email signatures are harming the planet and could cost people their lives — it’s time to stop using them

Joshua M. Pearce, Western University
The use of information technology (IT) has significant environmental and social impacts, including human mortality from climate change. One striking example is the carbon emissions and impacts associated with digital communication.
To quantify the human cost of carbon-emitting technology, researchers use the 1,000-ton rule that estimates that for every 1,000 tons of carbon dioxide released into the atmosphere, one person dies prematurely.
This rule is derived from the following calculation: burning one trillion ton of fossil carbon is likely to cause 2 C of anthropogenic global warming, which in turn is likely to cause about one billion premature deaths spread over the next century.
This theory can be used as a decision-making framework for policymakers to compare the value of an activity to the cost of that activity in human lives.
It’s also what I used in my recent study that analyzed how additional information in email signatures contributes to climate-related deaths in Canada.
Email signatures causing emissions
Sending emails is an everyday activity, but it comes with an environmental cost. Emails use energy, and that energy often comes from burning fossil fuels, which in turn, contribute to increasing atmospheric carbon dioxide levels.
The overwhelming scientific consensus is that human activity is destabilizing the climate and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the global environment and humanity.
My recent study explored the environmental impact of lengthening email signatures, focusing specifically on two types of information: gender pronouns and land acknowledgements because both are relatively new additions to email signatures.
In both cases, the extra carbon emissions for each email for the extra characters is estimated and aggregated over the population that uses them.
The results showed that in Canada, where about 15 per cent of people include gender pronouns in emails, the resulting carbon emissions from this small change (three extra words) may contribute to the premature deaths of one person a year, according to the 1,000-ton rule.
The environmental harm and human mortality caused by this seemingly minor digital habit is evident. Large blocks of text like legal disclaimers and land acknowledgements cause even more harm. Images and logos, which contain even larger amounts of data, cause more emissions and deaths still.
Doing away with email signatures
Most of the content in email signatures is redundant, as we tend to email the same people repeatedly. The environmental and human cost of using email signatures clearly outweighs the benefits. One solution to this issue is to replace email signatures with a hyperlinked name to additional information.
Another simple way to increase efficiency and reduce emissions is by eliminating email signatures entirely, since emails already identify senders in the header. After all, we don’t sign our texts, so why do we feel the need to sign our emails?
If you receive an email with a long signature, you might consider asking the sender to switch to a hyperlink instead, or eliminate their signature all together.
Additionally, you can encourage others to use free, open-source ad blockers to reduce unnecessary data from ads while browsing or emailing. Ads, especially on websites, generate an enormous amount of unnecessary data and energy consumption.
While these steps may seem small on their own, collectively, they can make a significant difference in reducing digital waste and unnecessary emissions.
The hidden cost of spam emails
The results of my recent study make it clear that Canada’s current IT and energy infrastructure are unsustainable. The study should serve as a wake-up call for the need to eliminate the use of fossil fuels from our energy systems entirely, particularly because it is already possible to displace fossil fuels with renewable energy with lower costs.
It also gives pause for the far more damaging impacts of other forms of digital communications, particularly email spam.
Spam accounts for over half of all emails and, despite having lower carbon emissions per email (since many are deleted without being opened), spam accounts for far more emissions-producing data. Beyond its environmental toll, spam also wastes the time of every email user.
In response, several proposals and laws have been put forward to reduce this digital waste, from including taxes on emails, opt-in or opt-out systems to even outlawing spam entirely. While these efforts are a step in the right direction, we all still suffer through an enormous amount of spam.
The environmental impact of our online habits is far larger than most realize, and as digital communication continues to evolve, we must consider its long-term consequences on the environment and human life. We should take the easy steps of cutting wasteful energy use in our communications and it can start with eliminating email signatures.
Joshua M. Pearce, John M. Thompson Chair in Information Technology and Innovation and Professor, Western University
This article is republished from The Conversation under a Creative Commons license. Read the original article.
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Well, POTUS Donald Trump is claiming that some orders of his predecessor Joe Biden are not valid because they were signed with an ‘autopen’ not in person individually using real pens.
:-o)
Something like 80% of them?
The real question is not whether they are valid or invalid, but who authorized them.
Seems Biden did not remember singing a ban on LNG in conversation with Johnson.
https://nypost.com/2025/01/18/us-news/president-biden-insisted-he-didnt-sign-executive-order-just-weeks-after-doing-so-speaker-mike-johnson/
As an aside, “pre-emptive pardons” are unconstitutional. As ruled by the Supreme Court, pardons can only be granted for convictions and indictments. Pre-emptive pardons are de facto grants of immunity, which only Congress can grant. Commuting a sentence in and of itself is not a pardon.
The Supreme Court also ruled that accepting a pardon is admission of guilt.
You can’t be serious! (free after McEnroe).
> where about 15 per cent of people include gender pronouns in emails
There’s the clue that it’s a sokal-like plant.
A brilliant dig at the CO2 hype, if ever there were one, by spoofing the zealots who pursue the obvious with their signalling. Oh Oh Canada
More than email signatures are involved in the carbon cycle.
As noted years ago (Sherrington 2015) more atmospheric CO2 is increasing the size of natural growing matter like food crops (maize, wheat, barley etc), trees and human teeth.
Visible evidence of bigger teeth is conspicuous all around us. It is being used as an asset in fashion stakes with adjacent Botox injections for larger lips, by people born after 1995. When the global weight of extra carbon in teeth in those under 30 is calculated, the gross weight is part of climate sequestration. A secondary effect is that more people with better teeth generates more food consumption per person under 30, thus more sequestration as the carbon is immobilised for years in fat.
Adaptation to larger teeth is rapid. As now seen on TV, there is a population sector able to show teeth by a fixed smile, smiling when speaking, when singing, while eating, when kissing and in fellatio, while playing the clarinet and while at the keyboard typing superfluous email signatures. Geoff S
While I recognize the piece as satire, one has to wonder why we are so devoted to adding electronics to our lifestyles and having them on 20/7/365. Batteries have to be recharged and the energy involved is much, much greater than the electrons consumed in an email.
It was a fun piece to read. Sadly there is so much out there that is not fun, especially the climate apocalypse noise.
Fact check:
The power consumed by the computers far overshadows the miniscule power a few ascii characters in an ethernet transmission might consume. Give most copper serial links are differential, the power is consumed where the computer is transmitting or not. Also, fiber optics do not require substantial power when transmitting.