Essay by Eric Worrall
PETA has demanded a ban on pork, and has threatened not to have sex with men who eat meat unless their terms are met.
Ban all meat-eating men from having sex because their love of pork is killing the planet, animal rights group demands
21 September 2022, 21:46
By Will Taylor…
Daniel Cox, Peta Germany’s campaigns team leader, said: “We all know them, the suburban fathers with beer bottles and barbecue tongs, sizzling 70c sausages on their €700 grill.
“The courgette added by the visitor is eyed with suspicion and only reluctantly tolerated.
“The fact that Germany’s ‘grill masters’ believe they have to prove their masculinity to themselves and their fellow species through their consumption of meat is not only to the detriment of the animals, however.
“Now there is scientific proof that toxic masculinity also harms the climate. Therefore, a hefty meat tax of 41 per cent for men would be appropriate.
“A ban on sex or procreation for all meat-eating men would also be purposeful in this context.”
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Read more: https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/ban-meat-men-from-sex-peta/
Go for it girls.
So we can continue to eat meat and ensure we won’t have to have conjugal relations with half wit vegans? Sounds like a deal to me.
The PETA advocates could not get any ‘wust’, that may be why they decided to ban sex with meat eaters.
It does bring a whole new game into being that we used to play as young adults (in more enlightened times), ‘hide the sausage’ now has a completely new meaning to German BBQ villains……
Any female PETA members I ever saw wouldn’t have to threaten to withhold sex. Nobody would be trying to have any with them.
Who would want to breed with these cognitively deficient individuals anyway? What about women who eat meat? No sex for them either. Only vegans breed. What a wonderful world that would be.
I hope they don’t barbecue the courgettes before they use them for other purposes.
Vegans are first-order emitters of Greenhouse gases.
I don’t think their babes are interested in my team.
Meat-eating men to female PETA withholders: Your terms are acceptable.
We pork eating men will not have sex with PETA men or women!
I don’t know, Mike. You are going out on a long limb on this one.
From what I’ve seen of PETA women, their threat is no threat. Ugh!
Have you seen pics of those PETA gals? Based on their looks, most of them are probably not getting any anyway.
Bunch of selfish, silly morons.
Anyone looking for asinine proposals or ideas regarding climate change or environment needn’t go any further than the web sites of organizations claiming they’re dedicated to preserve the climate or environment. If they had their way, we’d soon all be living in caves with a purely vegetarian diet.
And not long after that, ceasing to live altogether.
Another example of toxic stupidity.
I don’t have Toxic Masculinity. I just have Testy Cals.
Anyone not willing to make me a nice salami sandwich isn’t welcome anyway
With Walla Walla Sweet onions. My wife knows what I like … in all situations.
This presupposes that anyone would want to have sex with a PETA-ette. LOL
Just think, maybe there’s a typo, and those who die in the service of their Islamic leader are awarded 72 vegans in the afterlife. If they’re on a sex strike, this could change everything. We could have world peace. Point vegans.
One suspects they spend their lives denying sex or procreation of any sort.
May they fail to enjoy their wheatgrass drinks and soy imitation meats.
Why does Beyond Meat try to make their products taste like meat? The crap they put in them makes them much more dangerous to you and the environment than real meat.
You can’t withhold what no one wants.
So German hunters can still eat wild boar and have nooky. Whew! Close shave…
Have to go with Jimmy Buffett on this one. A good cheeseburger is worth every damn bit of sacrifice.
“I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god almighty, which way do I steer…
…for my cheeseburger in paradise?
Makin’ the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise
My final point on this one.
Did you all know PeTA is based in Norfolk Virginia…..
I wonder where they got this latest idea from…..
NB The leader of the new religion is called Ingrid Newkirk and from what we can see, banning sex with meat eating men, won’t be any sacrifice for her…:)
I promise to stop eating pork right now,
where do I queue to get the sex bit ?
now, there lies man that sees the logic of all perspectives.
People Eating Tastey Animals, what’s not to like?