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PETA Germany Threatens Sex Strike Unless Climate Destroying Meat is Banned

Essay by Eric Worrall

PETA has demanded a ban on pork, and has threatened not to have sex with men who eat meat unless their terms are met.

Ban all meat-eating men from having sex because their love of pork is killing the planet, animal rights group demands

21 September 2022, 21:46
By Will Taylor

Daniel Cox, Peta Germany’s campaigns team leader, said: “We all know them, the suburban fathers with beer bottles and barbecue tongs, sizzling 70c sausages on their €700 grill.

“The courgette added by the visitor is eyed with suspicion and only reluctantly tolerated.

“The fact that Germany’s ‘grill masters’ believe they have to prove their masculinity to themselves and their fellow species through their consumption of meat is not only to the detriment of the animals, however.

“Now there is scientific proof that toxic masculinity also harms the climate. Therefore, a hefty meat tax of 41 per cent for men would be appropriate.

“A ban on sex or procreation for all meat-eating men would also be purposeful in this context.”

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Go for it girls.

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Rod Evans
September 23, 2022 10:15 pm

It’s always April 1st somewhere these days. Can the cultist Climate Alarmists get any more ridiculous than this. It is a wind up right?

Tom Abbott
Reply to  Rod Evans
September 24, 2022 4:30 am

“Can the cultist Climate Alarmists get any more ridiculous than this.”

This Peta suggestion is pretty ridiculous but I wouldn’t rule out the alarmists getting even more ridiculous as time goes along. They are losing the climate change argument and this causes them to feel desperation, because they don’t want to learn they are wrong, so they come up with some really crazy proposals.

I don’t believe I know personally any Peta member, male or female.

Reply to  Tom Abbott
September 24, 2022 5:11 am

Tom Abbot:I don’t believe I know personally any Peta member, male or female.”

Same here, Tom.

PETA members don’t hang out with the likes of us. We weren’t likely to get any sex from them anyhow. So what kind of a threat was that?

Barnes Moore
Reply to  H.R.
September 24, 2022 5:38 am

Not that I’ve seen many, but if those that I have seen are any indication, it would be more of a threat if they demanded sex from us meat-eaters. That may just provide the incentive to become vegan.

Reply to  Barnes Moore
September 24, 2022 11:36 am

I can’t imagine being able to even talk to someone that goofy for more than a couple of minutes let alone wanting to have sex with one. Hell, just talking to them would be a big turnoff.

Dave Fair
Reply to  paul
September 24, 2022 4:25 pm

I’ve known a few Vegan women. The one I remember best was a knock-out. For her, I would have given up meat, at least for awhile. I thought about it but I was (am) married. Not acting on my impulses has saved my bacon many times. Not always, though.

Dave Fair
Reply to  H.R.
September 24, 2022 4:16 pm

You’d want sex with an anorexic Vegan? [No, I didn’t mean virgin.]

Reply to  Tom Abbott
September 24, 2022 5:50 pm

Guys, I have to tell you….
I am:

1) a Proud member of PETA, and 2) a Second-Hand Vegetarian.

1) People

2) Animals (cows, pigs, chickens, turkeys) eat vegetation, I then eat the animals.

Concerning these nutty leftist females, it sounds like they’re more trouble than they’re worth.
I say that if you are acquainted with one, buy her a vibrator and tell her
“Have fun, but don’t breed.”

Reply to  Rod Evans
September 24, 2022 4:58 am

Look at how unequally the law is applied on a gender basis in the west…don’t think that just because peta seems ridiculous does not mean that it is a bell weather for future gender based law aka injustice.

Reply to  Rod Evans
September 24, 2022 9:16 am

PETA is extra special, they have multiple topics on which they have gone bonkers.

Reply to  Rod Evans
September 24, 2022 8:55 pm

Can the cultist Climate Alarmists get any more ridiculous than this.

I don’t know. I do know that they will try.

September 23, 2022 10:20 pm

Not have sex with a PETA member? I can live with that.

Eric Vieira
Reply to  ScienceABC123
September 24, 2022 2:24 am

I think they chose the easy path. The other alternative “to just shut up” would have been
much more difficult (if not impossible), than not having sex …

David Kamakaris
Reply to  ScienceABC123
September 24, 2022 4:42 am

Me too! Going to get me a nice thick ribeye steak for tonight, medium rare, dripping with blood just to make sure.

Reply to  David Kamakaris
September 24, 2022 5:15 am

If your steak is still mooing, you can be sure it’s rare enough.

Joe Crawford
Reply to  H.R.
September 24, 2022 6:52 am

Just run it around the pasture a couple of times to warm it up before getting out the carving knife :<)

Reply to  Joe Crawford
September 24, 2022 8:37 am

Knock the horns off and pass a zippo lighter under it (twice if you don’t like it rare).

Reply to  ScienceABC123
September 24, 2022 5:28 am

Wise words.

My first thought was, “The lips that touch liquor will never touch mine.” youTube

The linked video is an early 1900s song promoting prohibition. It has pictures of ladies of the era and some of their scowls should have broken the camera lens. What a bunch of Gretas.

Prohibition was like climate change. It promoted a simple solution that caused more damage than the problem it was supposed to solve.

Reply to  commieBob
September 24, 2022 7:20 am

The scowls were a matter of technology. The film emulsions were so slow in those days that an exposure might last several seconds. They used uncomfortable head clamps to keep you from moving and because you couldn’t hold a smile that long, you were discouraged from smiling. You can tell because some of the pictures were blurred which indicates they moved during the exposure. They had the ability to make sharp, clear exposures as long as the subject didn’t move.

Reply to  Dena
September 24, 2022 10:02 am

Yep. Also there’s a cultural thing. A Slovak friend used to call North Americans “grinning idiots”.

On the other hand, the Kodak Brownie was introduced in 1900 and had a shutter speed of 1/40 sec. I suspect that nobody was using photographers’ headrests by that time.

Reply to  commieBob
September 24, 2022 10:04 am

plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

Reply to  Cyan
September 24, 2022 5:55 pm

“What a Ghastly Lot!”
(referencing Admiral Boom from the movie ‘Mary Poppins’)

Dave Fair
Reply to  commieBob
September 24, 2022 5:07 pm

I don’t know, Bob. Except for the hairstyles and clothes, they look pretty much like the gals I run into all the time. Better be careful; one of them may be your great grandmother.

My great grandmother on my father’s side was a half-breed Cherokee, registered in 1898 (the Dawes Rolls 1898-1914) with most of the Western Cherokees by the Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) in the Indian Nation, now Oklahoma. According to the BIA documents I’ve found, she was wild as hell. She was married to the white Whiskey Man; a very important man to the Braves because it was illegal to sell alcohol to Indians. Some of the BIA records concerning my great grandmother, Braves and alcohol are more interesting and gritty than Peyton Place.

Reply to  ScienceABC123
September 25, 2022 3:40 pm

Darwinism at work

Mike Lowe
September 23, 2022 10:26 pm

I see it was a man who suggested that. Probably LBGT or something!

Reply to  Mike Lowe
September 24, 2022 12:41 am

Will Taylor is the reporter, not the female PETA member who suggested this daft idea

My bad, I read Daniel as Daniela – hmmm, probably how he self identifies

Reply to  Mike Lowe
September 24, 2022 3:23 am

off topic but the lgb thing?
today there was a radio ABC rn music show with an album
something like Modern POP for Real women
made by?
a trannie
lost my coffee

Dave Fair
Reply to  ozspeaksup
September 24, 2022 5:10 pm

Well he has a “feeling” for real women.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Dave Fair
September 24, 2022 7:52 pm

Dave, the university I retired from has recently put “period” supplies in the men’s restrooms. The campus newspaper labeled those who threw the stuff in the trash cans as “insecure in their masculinity” and insinuated hat they suffered from homophobia.
The world of public academia is just a trip down the rabbit hole with Alice in wonderland these days… I can’t believe I used to hold a support job there.

Zig Zag Wanderer
September 23, 2022 10:28 pm

have to prove their masculinity to themselves and their fellow species through their consumption of meat

Somebody obviously has deep paranoia about their own masculinity!

September 23, 2022 10:34 pm

PETA boys are just lashing out because they themselves have no fun. Of course, according to this dandy, only men eat meat, which suggests that he doesn’t know any women.

Andy Espersen
September 23, 2022 10:40 pm

What sort of man would ever want to have sex with priggish women like that? I cannot imagine that being a threat!

It’s a laugh.

Tom Abbott
Reply to  Andy Espersen
September 24, 2022 4:33 am

It’s a non-threat.

Dave Fair
Reply to  Andy Espersen
September 24, 2022 5:14 pm

Andy, the hottest girl I dated in HS was a Seventh Day Adventist. Priggish? No! Although we did have to sneak around alot because of her family.

September 23, 2022 10:48 pm

It ended a war. According to Aristophanes, anyway.

Doug Proctor
Reply to  RoHa
September 24, 2022 9:02 am

I’m somewhat surprised. I’ll bet it also made prostitution and affairs acceptable within the affected population. If your wife or girlfriend refuses to have sex, you won’t be in the relationship long because there are options.

If you have to have annoying negotiations anytime you want to do something, you’ll always go to a marketplace that doesn’t require negotiations.

Dave Fair
Reply to  Doug Proctor
September 24, 2022 5:17 pm

Doug, are you now or have you ever been married?

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Dave Fair
September 24, 2022 8:06 pm

I would guess that he is nowhere near his 50th wedding anniversary. He apparently does not live by the credo “Happy wife, happy life”. I suspect self-serving interests dominate his social motivation.(nothing personal, Doug)

Reply to  Doug Proctor
September 25, 2022 9:49 pm

Never heard of Lysistrata?

September 23, 2022 10:52 pm

As though this was a threat rather than an offer.

Pop Piasa
Reply to  Kemaris
September 24, 2022 8:24 pm

If they worship animals above humans, Let them seek beastiality for sexual satisfaction. It is surely keeping with their nature.

There are plenty of carnivorous females remaining untapped in this world.

September 23, 2022 10:54 pm

Fail! There’s no shortage of real women wanting to have sex with real men.

Eric Vieira
Reply to  Gyan1
September 24, 2022 2:27 am

Another way to put it: they want to end their movement through natural selection …
Yessss … go for it !!

Tom Gelsthorpe
Reply to  Gyan1
September 24, 2022 3:13 am

There’s also no shortage of woman trying to blackmail men for any number of cockamamie reasons. They’re best avoided. Take the steak. Ditch the bitch.

Philip CM
September 23, 2022 11:12 pm

A beta male whinging about toxic masculinity… puts a capital b on beta male.

Ed Zuiderwijk
Reply to  Philip CM
September 24, 2022 12:44 am

You got that wrong. He’s on beta blockers after having difficulties to perform.

Mark Amey
September 23, 2022 11:15 pm

There’s a joke there about vegans not being able to handle the meat, but I won’t go there.

Reply to  Mark Amey
September 24, 2022 6:07 am

I suppose it could be wurst.

Reply to  Scissor
September 24, 2022 8:39 am

Ugh, my first groan of the day. 🍺

September 23, 2022 11:36 pm

It presupposes that women don’t enjoy sex and simply have sex to please men, and that women don’t eat meat. Neither is generally true.

Doc Chuck
Reply to  DocBud
September 24, 2022 12:22 am

And is the indicated threat here simply an expected deprivation of casual extra-marital sex with its delicious consequences for my medical colleagues grappling with consequent infections, HPV related cervical and throat cancers, not to mention for all those divorce lawyers and relief agencies dealing with the solitary adult/child household poverty; or is there some eugenic notion of eliminating meat affinity genes in favor of dominant competing vegan ones in succeeding generations craving courgette (zucchini squash) consumption for some future climate change relief. America wants to know.

Reply to  DocBud
September 24, 2022 12:29 am

But that is what many Coyote ugly chicks think.

September 23, 2022 11:52 pm

Ok,Ok, I am 73 , so it does not meet me personally! And I don’t know if the girls of Peta have so much sex at all!

Dave Fair
Reply to  marty
September 24, 2022 5:29 pm

Marty, I’m 74 and still vigorously at it. You need to get help, either drugs or a patient woman.

Also, every mixed-sex group has conventional, same-sex and weird-sex(?) sex. Human beings are wired that way and no attempts at suppressing it has worked. The present woke prudishness will also pass.

September 24, 2022 12:02 am

Expect men to cheat on the wives with illicit burgers and secret steak dinners.

Reply to  miha
September 25, 2022 8:03 am

ROFL true and I expect the normal reaction from many men is to put extra pork on the BBQ.

We had a stupid Vegan girl (Tash Peterson) who tried protesting topless at butcher shops and Pubs. The comedy was the shops did higher trade while she protested. Unfortunately WA courts gave her a AVO on protesting so she moved to Melbourne.

September 24, 2022 12:28 am

There’s an oral sex joke in this…

September 24, 2022 12:29 am

Never have sex with crazy.

Tom Abbott
Reply to  Chaswarnertoo
September 24, 2022 4:36 am

Good advice. 🙂

Bob Johnston
Reply to  Chaswarnertoo
September 24, 2022 6:03 am

Actually sex is fine, just don’t marry her. Every guy should know about the “Hot/Crazy Matrix”.

Joe Crawford
Reply to  Bob Johnston
September 24, 2022 7:11 am

In my earlier life we used a simpler system… anything below a 5 was rated in number of martinis it took to get her to a five :<)

Reply to  Joe Crawford
September 24, 2022 8:51 am

Closeness to closing time is also an important variable. Closeness to cheap motels is also in the mix.

Reply to  Joe Crawford
September 24, 2022 9:40 am

Also known as beer goggles.

September 24, 2022 12:39 am

My wife loves animals. On the back of the FJ cruiser she drives there is a magnet that says: You have two choices: Be kind to animals or Burn in Hell!

But she loves her steaks, burgers, chops, ham and poultry every bit as much as I do. I’m so thankful I married a sane woman and not a neurotic moron.

Ed Zuiderwijk
September 24, 2022 12:42 am

What a good idea. Fewer German females of the wrong kind in the next generation.

September 24, 2022 12:43 am

About 10 years ago the White Tail population got out of hand here in Indiana and many deer were starving. The state sanctioned out of season hunts in the state parks to cull them and the venison would be donated to the needy. PETA was there protesting.

September 24, 2022 12:47 am

So they don’t want to breed?
More good news.

Reply to  Philip Mulholland
September 24, 2022 12:36 pm

Yea! I really can’t see a downside to this.

John Howe
September 24, 2022 1:09 am

No Porking if you eat Pork

Dave Fair
Reply to  John Howe
September 24, 2022 5:41 pm

Only pork porks. Also called “Makin’ Bacon.”

Jeroen B.
September 24, 2022 1:34 am

why even pay attention to that lunatic fringe hate group full of incels ?

September 24, 2022 1:36 am

When you think that the green blob circus could not get any worse…

Alexander Vissers
September 24, 2022 1:42 am

This is quite odd as in Germany due to the huge women surplus men shortage after the second world war, general culture is women chasing men as much as the other way around.

dodgy geezer
September 24, 2022 1:49 am

Given the sort of females who are likely to be PETA members, surely the threat would have more impact if they said that they WOULD ONLY have sex with meat-eaters?

Reply to  dodgy geezer
September 24, 2022 5:29 am

Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!! RUN!

J. R.
September 24, 2022 2:40 am

Absurd declarations like this are just becoming tedious.

Peta of Newark
September 24, 2022 3:04 am

Ha ha ha ha.
(This Peta survives on salami and cheese (English cheese, we make vastly more varieties and nicer) than The French are cracked up to do.
In part why we’re always at war with each other – they’re such bad losers.

Meanwhile, Ladies of Germany – check out the now deposed Princess Nut Nutz.
Was ***her*** method of getting things done, by saying ‘yes’ and uncrossing her legs’ better or worse that your entirely opposite suggestion.

September 24, 2022 3:07 am

I have to ask. Who in their right mind who eats meat, would want to have sex with someone associated with PETA??? I mean, it would be like having sex while waiting for someone to stroke the vinegar first

September 24, 2022 3:21 am

I can envisage quite a few “porcine lines” jokewise but Im behaving..for now
seeing as they tend to hang with their own soi-bois it may at least ensure less Peta contaminated young emanate?
we could hope.
and the upside is more Kassler for the rest of us;-)

Captain climate
September 24, 2022 3:30 am

PETA women are a barbell distribution with anorexic asexual women on one end and morbidly obese horny incels on the other end. Don’t worry men, if you want obese manga fans, they’ll secretly break the strike. The anorexics aren’t worth it as they just sit there hating their bodies. Dodged that bullet.

Dave Fair
Reply to  Captain climate
September 24, 2022 6:14 pm

Captain, you are an experienced man. My advice to inexperienced guys is that there are some fairly decent looking female incels out there that, for one reason or another, haven’t had sex in a long time although they’d like to. I’ve found they, like older single women, are grateful for the attention (generally sex is not their biggest issue) and want to please you. Treat them gently and you are in for some great times, both in and out of bed. Don’t let them get clingy, though.

September 24, 2022 3:35 am

It would be interesting to conduct an experiment to see if these vegan women are really committed plant lovers. If you asked a woman who is a vegetarian who would they be willing to have sex with, Bill Clinton (vegetarian) or actor Tom Hardy (meat eater: I think)? If they picked Bill Clinton then there’s no hope for the rest of us.

Sean Black
September 24, 2022 3:41 am

I can see an exodus of German men to Thailand and the Philippines!

Rich Davis
September 24, 2022 4:06 am

How dare you presume their pronouns?!

September 24, 2022 4:58 am

April 1st is late this year….

Just the thought of having the sex with the unwashed, uncombed, eye-rolling shrieks makes me throw up in my mouth.

I would rather seek out a fire ant mound and have my way with it, than be anywhere near a PETA woman.

September 24, 2022 5:28 am

No one wants to have sex with leftards so this is a nonstarter on its face.

Dave Fair
Reply to  2hotel9
September 24, 2022 6:17 pm

Where its only sex involved, I don’t care about their politics. I have an ability to tune out things I don’t want to hear, much to my wife’s anger.

Reply to  Dave Fair
September 24, 2022 8:18 pm

I used to be that way. Not anymore. I will not willing abide evil in my life, had enough.

Dave Fair
Reply to  2hotel9
September 25, 2022 1:10 pm

Getting old, aren’t we.

Reply to  Dave Fair
September 25, 2022 4:05 pm

Only in years, have a meet with a perspective rope bunny next weekend, she is deeply disappointed in her generation and diametrically opposed to leftist ideology. Actually, is hope for the future.

Dave Fair
Reply to  2hotel9
September 25, 2022 4:30 pm

“Rope bunny?” Have you been trolling the singles websites?

Reply to  Dave Fair
September 26, 2022 3:11 am

No, been into shibari and kinbaku for a few years now, go to local munches and events PA and Ohio.

Reply to  Dave Fair
September 25, 2022 4:15 pm

Oh, and she used the term “diametrically opposed”, that really set the hook with me.

Reply to  Dave Fair
September 24, 2022 9:00 pm

My wife says that there are only two things wrong with me. First, I don’t listen to her, and I didn’t catch the other.

Craig from Oz
September 24, 2022 5:47 am

I refuse to take any PETA statement seriously unless they back it up with a protest filled with topless women in cages.

David Chorley
September 24, 2022 6:13 am

What’s the Wurst that could happen?

Myron Blackmon
September 24, 2022 6:27 am

just try getting a zucchini near my grill…ain’t happenin

Richard Page
Reply to  Myron Blackmon
September 25, 2022 3:50 pm

Sorry, was that an oral sex joke?

September 24, 2022 6:51 am

Amusing charade! Keep it up, whatevers. Always good for a laugh.

Mark Whitney
September 24, 2022 6:57 am

To paraphrase the Bard:
You cannot, ma’am, take from me any thing that I will more willingly part withal…

John the Econ
September 24, 2022 7:20 am

If all crazed Progressives did this, the gene pool would be cleaned up in a generation or two.

Tony Bell
September 24, 2022 7:33 am

Sorry PETA your vitriol ad hominem abusive fallacies no longer work.
Ad hominem abusive fallacies – arguments in which one attacks the “man” or the person instead of the issues.

September 24, 2022 7:39 am

The need for coercion is evidence objectives lack merit. Tyrants are defined by their need to subjugate free will. Pretty much sums up progressive ideology today.

It doesn't add up...
September 24, 2022 7:43 am

The only screwing of PETA activists that interests me is of their coffin lids after they have passed on.

Paul Blase
September 24, 2022 7:46 am

This is a problem why?

September 24, 2022 7:48 am

Good advice, never have sex with a person who’s fixation is doom.

September 24, 2022 8:24 am

I respectfully suggest that the PETA girlz denying sex to their “boyfriends” (or husbands) will be a net Win-Win….for both parties.

And leave more grilled kiełbasa for the kids.

Dave Fair
Reply to  Kip Hansen
September 24, 2022 6:24 pm

Do these girlz even know one real, meat-eating man? If they are afraid of Toxic Masculinity they aren’t much of a woman either.

Doug Proctor
September 24, 2022 8:55 am

These stupid harpy extremist vegetarian women aren’t having sex with meat-eaters right now, as only similarly minded stupid extremist vegetarian men will tolerate being with them, so this is a threat without ammunition.

It’s actually an excellent position for men of all kinds. If a woman needs to know your position on any issue while you are still at the party or in the bar, you have an escape route that is eminently respectful for tge woman and could be advertised freely to the crowd for her benefit. It would be immoral if you didn’t try to avoid unwanted attachments for her.

September 24, 2022 9:15 am

They have to prove their masculinity by eating meat?

Really? Is that actually what the PETA nutcases are claiming these days.

It really is amazing how the far left feels the need to dehumanize those who disagree with them.

BTW, I also find it fascinating how PETA assumes that only men eat meat.

Andy Pattullo
September 24, 2022 9:27 am

So we can continue to eat meat and ensure we won’t have to have conjugal relations with half wit vegans? Sounds like a deal to me.

Rod Evans
September 24, 2022 10:16 am

The PETA advocates could not get any ‘wust’, that may be why they decided to ban sex with meat eaters.
It does bring a whole new game into being that we used to play as young adults (in more enlightened times), ‘hide the sausage’ now has a completely new meaning to German BBQ villains……

September 24, 2022 11:01 am

Any female PETA members I ever saw wouldn’t have to threaten to withhold sex. Nobody would be trying to have any with them.

Brent Wilson
September 24, 2022 11:15 am

Who would want to breed with these cognitively deficient individuals anyway? What about women who eat meat? No sex for them either. Only vegans breed. What a wonderful world that would be.

michael hart
September 24, 2022 11:47 am

I hope they don’t barbecue the courgettes before they use them for other purposes.

September 24, 2022 12:02 pm

Vegans are first-order emitters of Greenhouse gases.

Tekov Yahoser
September 24, 2022 12:34 pm

I don’t think their babes are interested in my team.

September 24, 2022 12:51 pm

Meat-eating men to female PETA withholders: Your terms are acceptable.

September 24, 2022 1:40 pm

We pork eating men will not have sex with PETA men or women!

Dave Fair
Reply to  Mike
September 24, 2022 6:29 pm

I don’t know, Mike. You are going out on a long limb on this one.

September 24, 2022 1:46 pm

From what I’ve seen of PETA women, their threat is no threat. Ugh!

September 24, 2022 2:17 pm

Have you seen pics of those PETA gals? Based on their looks, most of them are probably not getting any anyway.

September 24, 2022 2:20 pm

Bunch of selfish, silly morons.

Edward Katz
September 24, 2022 2:47 pm

Anyone looking for asinine proposals or ideas regarding climate change or environment needn’t go any further than the web sites of organizations claiming they’re dedicated to preserve the climate or environment. If they had their way, we’d soon all be living in caves with a purely vegetarian diet.

Reply to  Edward Katz
September 24, 2022 8:46 pm

And not long after that, ceasing to live altogether.

September 24, 2022 3:09 pm

Another example of toxic stupidity.

Dave Fair
September 24, 2022 4:12 pm

I don’t have Toxic Masculinity. I just have Testy Cals.

September 24, 2022 4:32 pm

Anyone not willing to make me a nice salami sandwich isn’t welcome anyway

Dave Fair
Reply to  Greg61
September 24, 2022 6:31 pm

With Walla Walla Sweet onions. My wife knows what I like … in all situations.

Jake J
September 24, 2022 4:39 pm

This presupposes that anyone would want to have sex with a PETA-ette. LOL

Joe Gordon
September 24, 2022 4:59 pm

Just think, maybe there’s a typo, and those who die in the service of their Islamic leader are awarded 72 vegans in the afterlife. If they’re on a sex strike, this could change everything. We could have world peace. Point vegans.

September 24, 2022 5:09 pm

“A ban on sex or procreation for all meat-eating men would also be purposeful in this context.”

One suspects they spend their lives denying sex or procreation of any sort.

May they fail to enjoy their wheatgrass drinks and soy imitation meats.

Dave Fair
Reply to  ATheoK
September 24, 2022 6:34 pm

Why does Beyond Meat try to make their products taste like meat? The crap they put in them makes them much more dangerous to you and the environment than real meat.

September 24, 2022 8:54 pm

You can’t withhold what no one wants.

September 24, 2022 8:56 pm

So German hunters can still eat wild boar and have nooky. Whew! Close shave…

September 24, 2022 9:04 pm

Have to go with Jimmy Buffett on this one. A good cheeseburger is worth every damn bit of sacrifice.

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well, good god almighty, which way do I steer…

…for my cheeseburger in paradise?
Makin’ the best of every virtue and vice
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a cheeseburger in paradise
To be a cheeseburger in paradise
I’m just a cheeseburger in paradise

Rod Evans
September 24, 2022 11:21 pm

My final point on this one.
Did you all know PeTA is based in Norfolk Virginia…..
I wonder where they got this latest idea from…..
NB The leader of the new religion is called Ingrid Newkirk and from what we can see, banning sex with meat eating men, won’t be any sacrifice for her…:)

September 25, 2022 2:49 am

I promise to stop eating pork right now,
where do I queue to get the sex bit ?

Reply to  jono1066
September 26, 2022 6:06 pm

now, there lies man that sees the logic of all perspectives.

Steve Keohane
September 25, 2022 8:45 am

People Eating Tastey Animals, what’s not to like?

Mark Pawelek
September 25, 2022 9:22 pm

Years ago I banned myself from sex with PETA unless climate lunacy is banned. The madness got worse. Just goes to show sex strikes don’t work.

Eric S. Raymond
September 26, 2022 3:56 am

I’ve noticed there’s a sort of exclusion principle: the women most likely to contemplate going on a sex strike for political reasons are usually the women no self-respecting male wanted to sleep with in the first place. And vice versa.

Anders Valland
September 26, 2022 3:59 am

And here I was thinking that I eat because I’m hungry. Now I understand it is my masculine toxicity that makes me eat, in order to prove myself to other men. Watch this, fellas: I’m going to….EAT!

AGW is Not Science
September 26, 2022 7:10 am

Ban eating pork in Germany?! Maybe they’ll try to ban beer next, should be just as successful…

September 26, 2022 8:31 am

Do PETA girls swallow? Inquiring minds want t know.

Hiro Kawabata
September 26, 2022 12:42 pm

Sorry, ladies of PETA, but there’s not enough beer in Bavaria to make me want to . . .

William Call
September 26, 2022 1:22 pm

That’s ok…their terms are acceptable 🤣

Pariah Dog
September 26, 2022 1:43 pm

I suspect the sex ban is intended to be applied to meat-eating men regardless of the PETA-membership of their sex partners. How exactly they plan on enforcing a sex ban on a married couple is probably something they haven’t thought about yet, but the sheer arrogance of the suggestion blows my mind.

Every day I read something that makes me think there was only ever a limited amount of sanity on the planet, and we’ve just about run out.

Reply to  Pariah Dog
September 26, 2022 6:04 pm

You are correct, unless, of course, Daniel Cox and her sisters in PETA have been very very active recently. Mebbe she was thinking ahead, juicing the stock ahead of her announcement.

September 26, 2022 8:19 pm

So, now we know where green politiciens get sex.

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