Climate craziness of the week: seriously “ducked up” science

It was recently reported that journalism lost a lot of jobs this year, and again in July. After looking at this piece from the UK Telegraph, where the journalist couldn’t separate fantasy from reality, taking the word of a “scientist”, there’s no need to wonder why.

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Ed Zuiderwijk
July 9, 2019 8:58 pm

Dr Matthew Skinner works at the Kentucky Fried Duck company. A sideline of his research deals with the question why, in spite of having been embedded in air for over a million years, humanity did not develop wings.

dodgy geezer
July 9, 2019 10:25 pm

If God had wanted me to evolve, He would have given me an Environment.. .

July 10, 2019 12:15 am

But they say the world is going to burn up, so I’m thinking more like huge hair to shade our heads and maybe a camel hump or two or even gigantic ears to dissipate heat. The possibilities are endless!

Ivor Ward
July 10, 2019 1:23 am

I was hoping to evolve into a Blackfin 32 with Cat 3208 diesels.

hunter
July 10, 2019 1:48 am

It is appropriate on many levels, and not at all surprising, that climate nutters would ressurect Lysenkoism and embrace it.

eyesonu
July 10, 2019 4:31 am

So if all humans evolve webbed feet and global warming doesn’t happen …. will everyone need to have their feet circumcised?

DDP
July 10, 2019 8:36 am

Ducks have webbed feet because they never invented boats/

Reasonable Skeptic
July 10, 2019 9:10 am

I will go to Wall-Mart and buy flippers. Humanities brains allow us to adapt and overcome…. and come up with stupid ideas too.

observa
July 10, 2019 9:36 am

The more the gaggle of climate changers are being completely ignored the more catatonic and ridiculous they’re becoming. I sense a more frenetic crisis in their outpourings of late –

Al Miller
July 10, 2019 11:03 am

…and in other news, humans could develop brains if CO2 scam goes away!

EternalOptimist
July 10, 2019 2:53 pm

Ha ha. I am laughing at youse. Climate denialistas

I actually got fed up with your stupidity a long time ago, and decided to act unilaterally. Im not boasting, but this is what a true woke elder has been able to achieve:-
I have evolved a snorkel-type appendage on the top of my head, for breathing under the 300 feet of sea rise that is inevitable. Hairy feet to help me on the long migrate to Antartica, which will be the only habitable place on the planet

Most important, i have evolved a thick furry wig, because although it seems warm today, by the time nasa have finished, it will be sub zero

jon2009
July 11, 2019 2:31 am

Given the amount of blubber I already have, I’m thinking a whale-human development instead.

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