Hump Day Hilarity – when gluing yourself to the pavement elicits a label.

You may remember last week some climate zealot with the “Extinction Rebellion” glued her boobs to the pavement in protest. Josh was inspired by this action and writes:

I think many people are suffering from a mental disorder we could call Climate Derangement Syndrome. Sadly I think it is a real thing. Luckily it can be medicated by gluing yourself to things.

Personally, I think these people are “stuck on stupid”.

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PaulH
May 1, 2019 9:27 am

Well, she may have a couple of valid points.

…sorry! 😉

MarkW
Reply to  PaulH
May 1, 2019 10:29 am

Not any more.

old construction worker
Reply to  MarkW
May 1, 2019 4:32 pm

LOL

Bryan A
Reply to  PaulH
May 1, 2019 10:36 am

Asphalt can get very hot on summer days, Lets see her try the same tactic in mid August

Hugs
Reply to  Bryan A
May 1, 2019 11:05 am

I suggest not trying that stunt if Al Gore is around. He’s not only creepy, but weather would be a chilling nightmare unless someone is willing to quickly pour at bucketful of acetone onto the innocent ground being so incorrectly touched.

Bryan A
Reply to  Hugs
May 1, 2019 2:21 pm

Perhaps she is just an EcoSexual

F1nn
Reply to  Bryan A
May 3, 2019 2:21 am

Well, anyway it is a warm touch. We all need a warm touch occasionally, and propably she found her way to have it.

Reply to  PaulH
May 1, 2019 11:48 am

………and plenty of support!

Earthling2
May 1, 2019 9:29 am

If only they would glue their lips together…then they would be making a lot of sense.

ozspeaksup
Reply to  Earthling2
May 2, 2019 3:09 am

my thought also

Hugs
Reply to  Earthling2
May 2, 2019 3:31 am

Fingers to the keyboard.

John Robertson
May 1, 2019 9:55 am

The cult must go on.
The Cult of Calamitous Climate will be remembered, as mass hysteria over normal weather.
Much ado over nothing.
But if you are a very gullible person with time and money, the Cult wants you.

I see over at Brietbart, an article as to the Climate Cataclysm Crew are researching another New Name, as Climate Change has lost all impact and none of the later memes seem to fly.
Bring in the Advertising Consultants.
I wonder if they will agree on something as “catchy” and “tasteful” as their 10-10 success?

Tom in Florida
Reply to  John Robertson
May 1, 2019 11:03 am

Has Climate Extinction been used yet?

Sara
Reply to  John Robertson
May 1, 2019 12:30 pm

The Cult of Calamitous Climate – I am SO borrowing that!!!! Brilliant!!!

Gary
Reply to  Sara
May 1, 2019 3:13 pm

Unfortunately, the initials CCC would be confused with those of the Civilian Conservation Corps — the best run U.S. Government environmental program of all. It did good things on so many fronts during the 1930s Great Depression and went out of business when no longer needed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilian_Conservation_Corps

Reply to  Gary
May 3, 2019 6:54 am

You mean, when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and America and the rest of the world moved to a wartime economy ??
WWII fixed the depression, not government programs, the vote was in, the FDR economic policies lengthened the depression, not fix it.

drednicolson
Reply to  Sara
May 2, 2019 12:34 am

Cult of Calamitous Climate and Castigation of Petroleum

(CCCCP)

May 1, 2019 9:57 am

Personally, I think they should have posted a traffic cop to keep her from getting run over and just left her there until she worked herself loose.

Stupid should hurt.

MarkW
Reply to  Sailorcurt
May 1, 2019 10:30 am

Why waste a cop’s time.
Just put out a couple of orange cones.

Reply to  MarkW
May 1, 2019 11:06 am

MarkW

Why waste the cones time?

Bear
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:53 am

Yeah, just paint the rest of her orange.

Bryan A
Reply to  Bear
May 1, 2019 2:23 pm

Speed Bump??

edi malinaric
Reply to  MarkW
May 1, 2019 12:11 pm

The mind boggles 🙂

icisil
Reply to  Sailorcurt
May 1, 2019 10:44 am

People would have been more impressed if she had said she was going for a Guinness world record.

sunderlandsteve
May 1, 2019 10:27 am

Beats sniffing it I suppose, on the other hand, maybe that’s the problem.

ResourceGuy
May 1, 2019 10:27 am

Leave them there. We always need to test new paving materials.

AG Reid
May 1, 2019 10:28 am

Living proof that 50% of the population is of below average intelligence!

Neil Jones
May 1, 2019 10:33 am

Flat Earther scared of spinning off?

Tom in Florida
May 1, 2019 10:33 am

What a boob!

Reply to  Tom in Florida
May 1, 2019 11:07 am

Tom in Florida

Tit!

No, No…..her, not you!

Bryan A
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 2:24 pm

Think my dog dropped a dookie there the other day

Thomas Stone
May 1, 2019 10:47 am

Why don’t I glue them to the road?

Falsely attributed (by me) to Paul McCartney from The White Album.

markl
May 1, 2019 10:57 am

Really, glue your breasts to the road to make a statement? What was she thinking? (rhetorical question alert) Those scars will last forever …. probably right along with the stupid.

John Endicott
Reply to  markl
May 1, 2019 12:30 pm

Really, glue your breasts to the road to make a statement?

If the statement was to tell the world how much of a moron she is, then message received loud and clear.

May 1, 2019 11:10 am

She’s a masochist.

She screamed at a passing Cop to hurt her as he ripped her forcefully from the tarmac.

The Cop thought for a moment, grinned evilly, said No, and strolled on.

May 1, 2019 11:12 am

Traffic hump.

An invitation if you’re names Traffic.

May 1, 2019 11:16 am

I’m breast feeding Mother Earth Officer.

May 1, 2019 11:20 am

The Doctor told me I have a bad case of Gravel Rash and familiarity therapy is the only cure.

Next week I’m gluing my knee’s to the carpet.

Jeff Alberts
Reply to  HotScot
May 2, 2019 6:50 am

“Next week I’m gluing my knee’s to the carpet.”

In an attempt to get rid of unneeded apostrophes.

May 1, 2019 11:22 am

Are we allowed to throw rotting vegetables?

Reply to  John in NZ
May 1, 2019 11:56 am

John in NZ

NO!

Only really hard fresh vegetables.

Bryan A
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 2:27 pm

But your dog could Lift the Leg

John Endicott
Reply to  Bryan A
May 2, 2019 5:02 am

Heh, that would have been perfect Bryan A. Shame some dogwalker didn’t happen by, maybe next time (with these idiots there’s always a next time).

May 1, 2019 11:23 am

Whaddya mean the protest is cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 1, 2019 11:28 am

It’s OK luv, Buster Keaton will be along any moment to save you from the onrushing traffic in the nick of time.

KIDDING!!!!!!!!

jep
May 1, 2019 11:29 am

Gosh, she feels really, really, really strongly about the climate. We should give her what she wants before she maims herself again.

Seriously, this is what happens when we stop educating kids and start indoctrinating, when we give everyone trophies and don’t keep score. These people only care about feelings, not facts. The facts will never persuade them. They are taught their feelings are valid, no matter what.

Where are the adults? Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? Remember when mental health professionals believed they needed to get their patients to deal with reality, to overcome irrational fears? Where are those people now?

Reply to  jep
May 1, 2019 12:40 pm

They’ve been co-opted by the left. Started with, as far as I recall, the gays and the entire alphabet soup of the afflicted. Nothing wrong there. Move along. Or maybe it was the kids first… no spanking, no responsibility, no winners and losers, everyone’s point of view has equal validity. Except, of course, if you are a conservative.

R2DToo
Reply to  jep
May 1, 2019 7:05 pm

You may find many of them glued to a local road.

Thomho
Reply to  jep
May 1, 2019 11:09 pm

A bearded green leftie ( is there any other sort? ) once solemnly told me when I gave him some facts contradicting his arguments ” facts are fascist”

drednicolson
Reply to  Thomho
May 2, 2019 12:41 am

I was once accused of using “bad logic”. :/ Naturally, it was an eminently logical conclusion that happened to undermine the accuser’s preferred narrative.

mike macray
Reply to  jep
May 2, 2019 3:12 am

Jep:
…”Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? ..”

Anyone consulting the above should have their head examined.
Cheers
Mike

Bob Hoye
May 1, 2019 11:29 am

Should put some of that stuff in high-performance tires.

Reply to  Bob Hoye
May 1, 2019 11:53 am

Bob Hoye

Tyres!

Honestly, I’m so tyred of telling you this!

H.R.
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 2:36 pm

Just to humor you the check, printed on colored paper, is in the mail.
;o)

ShanghaiDan
Reply to  H.R.
May 1, 2019 5:40 pm

Flying an an aluminum airplane, of course, and delivered in by a truck running on gasoline…:)

May 1, 2019 11:30 am

A Woman’s fate in life. They always get’s the sticky patch.

May 1, 2019 11:39 am

Mammary, Mammary….Help please, I’m stuck!

Curious George
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 12:28 pm

They should all do it. Mass protests!

May 1, 2019 11:43 am

No luv, when they said just drop your Bazooka Joe on the pavement that’s not what they meant.

May 1, 2019 11:46 am

But officer, I wanted to remind people of climate change, but I forgot my post it notes!

May 1, 2019 11:47 am

Post protest depressions.

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