Hump Day Hilarity – when gluing yourself to the pavement elicits a label.

You may remember last week some climate zealot with the “Extinction Rebellion” glued her boobs to the pavement in protest. Josh was inspired by this action and writes:

I think many people are suffering from a mental disorder we could call Climate Derangement Syndrome. Sadly I think it is a real thing. Luckily it can be medicated by gluing yourself to things.

Personally, I think these people are “stuck on stupid”.

Buy him a beer at Cartoons by Josh

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PaulH
May 1, 2019 9:27 am

Well, she may have a couple of valid points.

…sorry! 😉

MarkW
Reply to  PaulH
May 1, 2019 10:29 am

Not any more.

old construction worker
Reply to  MarkW
May 1, 2019 4:32 pm

LOL

Bryan A
Reply to  PaulH
May 1, 2019 10:36 am

Asphalt can get very hot on summer days, Lets see her try the same tactic in mid August

Hugs
Reply to  Bryan A
May 1, 2019 11:05 am

I suggest not trying that stunt if Al Gore is around. He’s not only creepy, but weather would be a chilling nightmare unless someone is willing to quickly pour at bucketful of acetone onto the innocent ground being so incorrectly touched.

Bryan A
Reply to  Hugs
May 1, 2019 2:21 pm

Perhaps she is just an EcoSexual

F1nn
Reply to  Bryan A
May 3, 2019 2:21 am

Well, anyway it is a warm touch. We all need a warm touch occasionally, and propably she found her way to have it.

Reply to  PaulH
May 1, 2019 11:48 am

………and plenty of support!

Earthling2
May 1, 2019 9:29 am

If only they would glue their lips together…then they would be making a lot of sense.

ozspeaksup
Reply to  Earthling2
May 2, 2019 3:09 am

my thought also

Hugs
Reply to  Earthling2
May 2, 2019 3:31 am

Fingers to the keyboard.

John Robertson
May 1, 2019 9:55 am

The cult must go on.
The Cult of Calamitous Climate will be remembered, as mass hysteria over normal weather.
Much ado over nothing.
But if you are a very gullible person with time and money, the Cult wants you.

I see over at Brietbart, an article as to the Climate Cataclysm Crew are researching another New Name, as Climate Change has lost all impact and none of the later memes seem to fly.
Bring in the Advertising Consultants.
I wonder if they will agree on something as “catchy” and “tasteful” as their 10-10 success?

Tom in Florida
Reply to  John Robertson
May 1, 2019 11:03 am

Has Climate Extinction been used yet?

Sara
Reply to  John Robertson
May 1, 2019 12:30 pm

The Cult of Calamitous Climate – I am SO borrowing that!!!! Brilliant!!!

Gary
Reply to  Sara
May 1, 2019 3:13 pm

Unfortunately, the initials CCC would be confused with those of the Civilian Conservation Corps — the best run U.S. Government environmental program of all. It did good things on so many fronts during the 1930s Great Depression and went out of business when no longer needed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilian_Conservation_Corps

Reply to  Gary
May 3, 2019 6:54 am

You mean, when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and America and the rest of the world moved to a wartime economy ??
WWII fixed the depression, not government programs, the vote was in, the FDR economic policies lengthened the depression, not fix it.

drednicolson
Reply to  Sara
May 2, 2019 12:34 am

Cult of Calamitous Climate and Castigation of Petroleum

(CCCCP)

May 1, 2019 9:57 am

Personally, I think they should have posted a traffic cop to keep her from getting run over and just left her there until she worked herself loose.

Stupid should hurt.

MarkW
Reply to  Sailorcurt
May 1, 2019 10:30 am

Why waste a cop’s time.
Just put out a couple of orange cones.

HotScot
Reply to  MarkW
May 1, 2019 11:06 am

MarkW

Why waste the cones time?

Bear
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:53 am

Yeah, just paint the rest of her orange.

Bryan A
Reply to  Bear
May 1, 2019 2:23 pm

Speed Bump??

edi malinaric
Reply to  MarkW
May 1, 2019 12:11 pm

The mind boggles 🙂

icisil
Reply to  Sailorcurt
May 1, 2019 10:44 am

People would have been more impressed if she had said she was going for a Guinness world record.

sunderlandsteve
May 1, 2019 10:27 am

Beats sniffing it I suppose, on the other hand, maybe that’s the problem.

ResourceGuy
May 1, 2019 10:27 am

Leave them there. We always need to test new paving materials.

AG Reid
May 1, 2019 10:28 am

Living proof that 50% of the population is of below average intelligence!

Neil Jones
May 1, 2019 10:33 am

Flat Earther scared of spinning off?

Tom in Florida
May 1, 2019 10:33 am

What a boob!

HotScot
Reply to  Tom in Florida
May 1, 2019 11:07 am

Tom in Florida

Tit!

No, No…..her, not you!

Bryan A
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 2:24 pm

Think my dog dropped a dookie there the other day

Thomas Stone
May 1, 2019 10:47 am

Why don’t I glue them to the road?

Falsely attributed (by me) to Paul McCartney from The White Album.

markl
May 1, 2019 10:57 am

Really, glue your breasts to the road to make a statement? What was she thinking? (rhetorical question alert) Those scars will last forever …. probably right along with the stupid.

John Endicott
Reply to  markl
May 1, 2019 12:30 pm

Really, glue your breasts to the road to make a statement?

If the statement was to tell the world how much of a moron she is, then message received loud and clear.

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:10 am

She’s a masochist.

She screamed at a passing Cop to hurt her as he ripped her forcefully from the tarmac.

The Cop thought for a moment, grinned evilly, said No, and strolled on.

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:12 am

Traffic hump.

An invitation if you’re names Traffic.

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:16 am

I’m breast feeding Mother Earth Officer.

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:20 am

The Doctor told me I have a bad case of Gravel Rash and familiarity therapy is the only cure.

Next week I’m gluing my knee’s to the carpet.

Jeff Alberts
Reply to  HotScot
May 2, 2019 6:50 am

“Next week I’m gluing my knee’s to the carpet.”

In an attempt to get rid of unneeded apostrophes.

John in NZ
May 1, 2019 11:22 am

Are we allowed to throw rotting vegetables?

HotScot
Reply to  John in NZ
May 1, 2019 11:56 am

John in NZ

NO!

Only really hard fresh vegetables.

Bryan A
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 2:27 pm

But your dog could Lift the Leg

John Endicott
Reply to  Bryan A
May 2, 2019 5:02 am

Heh, that would have been perfect Bryan A. Shame some dogwalker didn’t happen by, maybe next time (with these idiots there’s always a next time).

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:23 am

Whaddya mean the protest is cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!!

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:28 am

It’s OK luv, Buster Keaton will be along any moment to save you from the onrushing traffic in the nick of time.

KIDDING!!!!!!!!

jep
May 1, 2019 11:29 am

Gosh, she feels really, really, really strongly about the climate. We should give her what she wants before she maims herself again.

Seriously, this is what happens when we stop educating kids and start indoctrinating, when we give everyone trophies and don’t keep score. These people only care about feelings, not facts. The facts will never persuade them. They are taught their feelings are valid, no matter what.

Where are the adults? Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? Remember when mental health professionals believed they needed to get their patients to deal with reality, to overcome irrational fears? Where are those people now?

BobM
Reply to  jep
May 1, 2019 12:40 pm

They’ve been co-opted by the left. Started with, as far as I recall, the gays and the entire alphabet soup of the afflicted. Nothing wrong there. Move along. Or maybe it was the kids first… no spanking, no responsibility, no winners and losers, everyone’s point of view has equal validity. Except, of course, if you are a conservative.

R2DToo
Reply to  jep
May 1, 2019 7:05 pm

You may find many of them glued to a local road.

Thomho
Reply to  jep
May 1, 2019 11:09 pm

A bearded green leftie ( is there any other sort? ) once solemnly told me when I gave him some facts contradicting his arguments ” facts are fascist”

drednicolson
Reply to  Thomho
May 2, 2019 12:41 am

I was once accused of using “bad logic”. :/ Naturally, it was an eminently logical conclusion that happened to undermine the accuser’s preferred narrative.

mike macray
Reply to  jep
May 2, 2019 3:12 am

Jep:
…”Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? ..”

Anyone consulting the above should have their head examined.
Cheers
Mike

Bob Hoye
May 1, 2019 11:29 am

Should put some of that stuff in high-performance tires.

HotScot
Reply to  Bob Hoye
May 1, 2019 11:53 am

Bob Hoye

Tyres!

Honestly, I’m so tyred of telling you this!

H.R.
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 2:36 pm

Just to humor you the check, printed on colored paper, is in the mail.
;o)

ShanghaiDan
Reply to  H.R.
May 1, 2019 5:40 pm

Flying an an aluminum airplane, of course, and delivered in by a truck running on gasoline…:)

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:30 am

A Woman’s fate in life. They always get’s the sticky patch.

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:39 am

Mammary, Mammary….Help please, I’m stuck!

Curious George
Reply to  HotScot
May 1, 2019 12:28 pm

They should all do it. Mass protests!

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:43 am

No luv, when they said just drop your Bazooka Joe on the pavement that’s not what they meant.

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:46 am

But officer, I wanted to remind people of climate change, but I forgot my post it notes!

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:47 am

Post protest depressions.

HotScot
May 1, 2019 11:52 am

Honestly officer, I was strolling along with my shirt and bra off through a group of protesters I don’t know and I mistook my sun cream for the Super Glue I always carry….then I just…. sort of fell over.

John Bell
May 1, 2019 12:02 pm

I love how this imaginary crisis brings out the loons, great entertainment!

Rod Evans
May 1, 2019 12:20 pm

The traditional response to lunacy is to understand and accept it exists, but to avoid rubbing the nose of the inane in their own unfortunate condition. The kind thing to do has always been to avoid encouraging voyeurism.
Clearly modern standards are not as high as traditional good taste. We now think publicly revealing the actions of the insane is a good thing.
We do all agree, supergluing yourself to a road is insane…..don’t we?

Curious George
Reply to  Rod Evans
May 1, 2019 2:30 pm

Do you really suggest that she glued herself to the road privately?

Rod Evans
Reply to  Curious George
May 1, 2019 2:49 pm

Those who aid and abet a lunatic are clearly just as mad as their willing dupe.
The increasing stupidity of the COGS reveals how unhinged they are.

philincalifornia
May 1, 2019 12:44 pm

A couple or three feet of duct tape would help with the climate panic.

Brian R
May 1, 2019 12:57 pm

Are we sure it’s glue? Or are the dirty hippies just sticking to things they touch?

robert_g
May 1, 2019 1:07 pm

In-D’d
Gives new meaning to:
‘. . . my cup[s] runneth over.”
Bra-vo!

Gunga Din
May 1, 2019 1:26 pm

Back in May of 2012 there was a post about the a term describing the study of those who stick to the “science” of caGW no matter what.
It was called Epoxology.

Bryan A
Reply to  Gunga Din
May 1, 2019 2:32 pm

Now that one does Resin-ate

Erny72
May 1, 2019 1:44 pm

My suggestion is just leave these morons glued in place – given the number of speed humps being installed these extinction retardation twits might actually be useful glued to the road.

Reply to  Erny72
May 1, 2019 2:54 pm

Organic speed bumps. Quite original!

Hivemind
Reply to  Erny72
May 2, 2019 5:04 am

I know what you mean. Canberra is covered with the Mounds of Malice.

Tom Abbott
May 1, 2019 2:52 pm

How did they get her out of her predicament? Jackhammers?

Nick Werner
Reply to  Tom Abbott
May 1, 2019 3:49 pm

Jill-hammers… there’s no known solvent for Stupor-glue.

John VC
Reply to  Nick Werner
May 1, 2019 5:09 pm

I’m sure she left the proverbial pound of flesh behind.

D. J. Hawkins
Reply to  Tom Abbott
May 1, 2019 5:06 pm

Do we know she’s unstuck? From the pavement, I mean. I know she’s unstuck mentally.

eyesonu
May 1, 2019 7:14 pm

I think her cause went tits up but she seems to have gone down with the glue.

They are really nuts!

Julian Braggins
Reply to  eyesonu
May 1, 2019 9:26 pm

“nuts!” gave me an eye watering vision if male twits follow suit ;>)

J Mac
May 1, 2019 10:27 pm

Profound mental illness is expressed in many bizarre ways…..

Alex
May 1, 2019 11:43 pm

A nasty passerby should have pulled her pants down and placed a rose where the sun doesn’t shine.

ozspeaksup
Reply to  Alex
May 2, 2019 3:16 am

with thorns attached

mike macray
May 2, 2019 3:31 am

Jep:
…”Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? ..”

Anyone consulting the above should have their head examined.
Let’s hope she doesn’t become ‘unglued’.
Cheers
Mike

Rick
May 2, 2019 7:33 am

Cute cartoon. Hate to write the obvious but isn’t a clean hard surfaced road a sign of modernity and progress? Even a disturbed person should be able to recognize the illogical nature of the stunt.
I guess the CAGW cult has reached the self-flagellation stage.

Steve O
May 2, 2019 12:15 pm

“Mom, what did YOU do in The Great Climate War…?”

May 2, 2019 1:03 pm

She is paving the way to a new era of climate-change enlightenment.

Sorry, I was late to this party.

Thomas
May 2, 2019 2:52 pm

Usually if the two sexes, it’s the women who manage to retain common sense, but in this case… perhaps one of the male protesters in an effort not to be outdone, will glue his balks to the road. No! Surely, he wouldn’t be that stupid.

Pamela Gray
May 3, 2019 8:24 am

I like this. Willing to buy the glue! Let all climate alarmists thusly glue themselves to concrete.

JCalvertN(UK)
May 3, 2019 1:45 pm

It’s a pavement PETA.

Richard
May 3, 2019 7:00 pm

Sure fire finalist for the Darwin awards if they left her stuck there in traffic.

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