You may remember last week some climate zealot with the “Extinction Rebellion” glued her boobs to the pavement in protest. Josh was inspired by this action and writes:
I think many people are suffering from a mental disorder we could call Climate Derangement Syndrome. Sadly I think it is a real thing. Luckily it can be medicated by gluing yourself to things.
Personally, I think these people are “stuck on stupid”.
Buy him a beer at Cartoons by Josh
Well, she may have a couple of valid points.
…sorry! 😉
Not any more.
LOL
Asphalt can get very hot on summer days, Lets see her try the same tactic in mid August
I suggest not trying that stunt if Al Gore is around. He’s not only creepy, but weather would be a chilling nightmare unless someone is willing to quickly pour at bucketful of acetone onto the innocent ground being so incorrectly touched.
Perhaps she is just an EcoSexual
Well, anyway it is a warm touch. We all need a warm touch occasionally, and propably she found her way to have it.
………and plenty of support!
If only they would glue their lips together…then they would be making a lot of sense.
my thought also
Fingers to the keyboard.
The cult must go on.
The Cult of Calamitous Climate will be remembered, as mass hysteria over normal weather.
Much ado over nothing.
But if you are a very gullible person with time and money, the Cult wants you.
I see over at Brietbart, an article as to the Climate Cataclysm Crew are researching another New Name, as Climate Change has lost all impact and none of the later memes seem to fly.
Bring in the Advertising Consultants.
I wonder if they will agree on something as “catchy” and “tasteful” as their 10-10 success?
Has Climate Extinction been used yet?
The Cult of Calamitous Climate – I am SO borrowing that!!!! Brilliant!!!
Unfortunately, the initials CCC would be confused with those of the Civilian Conservation Corps — the best run U.S. Government environmental program of all. It did good things on so many fronts during the 1930s Great Depression and went out of business when no longer needed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilian_Conservation_Corps
You mean, when Japan attacked Pearl Harbor and America and the rest of the world moved to a wartime economy ??
WWII fixed the depression, not government programs, the vote was in, the FDR economic policies lengthened the depression, not fix it.
Cult of Calamitous Climate and Castigation of Petroleum
(CCCCP)
Personally, I think they should have posted a traffic cop to keep her from getting run over and just left her there until she worked herself loose.
Stupid should hurt.
Why waste a cop’s time.
Just put out a couple of orange cones.
MarkW
Why waste the cones time?
Yeah, just paint the rest of her orange.
Speed Bump??
The mind boggles 🙂
People would have been more impressed if she had said she was going for a Guinness world record.
Beats sniffing it I suppose, on the other hand, maybe that’s the problem.
Leave them there. We always need to test new paving materials.
Living proof that 50% of the population is of below average intelligence!
Flat Earther scared of spinning off?
What a boob!
Tom in Florida
Tit!
No, No…..her, not you!
Think my dog dropped a dookie there the other day
Why don’t I glue them to the road?
Falsely attributed (by me) to Paul McCartney from The White Album.
Really, glue your breasts to the road to make a statement? What was she thinking? (rhetorical question alert) Those scars will last forever …. probably right along with the stupid.
Really, glue your breasts to the road to make a statement?
If the statement was to tell the world how much of a moron she is, then message received loud and clear.
She’s a masochist.
She screamed at a passing Cop to hurt her as he ripped her forcefully from the tarmac.
The Cop thought for a moment, grinned evilly, said No, and strolled on.
Traffic hump.
An invitation if you’re names Traffic.
I’m breast feeding Mother Earth Officer.
The Doctor told me I have a bad case of Gravel Rash and familiarity therapy is the only cure.
Next week I’m gluing my knee’s to the carpet.
“Next week I’m gluing my knee’s to the carpet.”
In an attempt to get rid of unneeded apostrophes.
Are we allowed to throw rotting vegetables?
John in NZ
NO!
Only really hard fresh vegetables.
But your dog could Lift the Leg
Heh, that would have been perfect Bryan A. Shame some dogwalker didn’t happen by, maybe next time (with these idiots there’s always a next time).
Whaddya mean the protest is cancelled!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s OK luv, Buster Keaton will be along any moment to save you from the onrushing traffic in the nick of time.
KIDDING!!!!!!!!
Gosh, she feels really, really, really strongly about the climate. We should give her what she wants before she maims herself again.
Seriously, this is what happens when we stop educating kids and start indoctrinating, when we give everyone trophies and don’t keep score. These people only care about feelings, not facts. The facts will never persuade them. They are taught their feelings are valid, no matter what.
Where are the adults? Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? Remember when mental health professionals believed they needed to get their patients to deal with reality, to overcome irrational fears? Where are those people now?
They’ve been co-opted by the left. Started with, as far as I recall, the gays and the entire alphabet soup of the afflicted. Nothing wrong there. Move along. Or maybe it was the kids first… no spanking, no responsibility, no winners and losers, everyone’s point of view has equal validity. Except, of course, if you are a conservative.
You may find many of them glued to a local road.
A bearded green leftie ( is there any other sort? ) once solemnly told me when I gave him some facts contradicting his arguments ” facts are fascist”
I was once accused of using “bad logic”. :/ Naturally, it was an eminently logical conclusion that happened to undermine the accuser’s preferred narrative.
Jep:
…”Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? ..”
Anyone consulting the above should have their head examined.
Cheers
Mike
Should put some of that stuff in high-performance tires.
Bob Hoye
Tyres!
Honestly, I’m so tyred of telling you this!
Just to humor you the check, printed on colored paper, is in the mail.
;o)
Flying an an aluminum airplane, of course, and delivered in by a truck running on gasoline…:)
A Woman’s fate in life. They always get’s the sticky patch.
Mammary, Mammary….Help please, I’m stuck!
They should all do it. Mass protests!
No luv, when they said just drop your Bazooka Joe on the pavement that’s not what they meant.
But officer, I wanted to remind people of climate change, but I forgot my post it notes!
Post protest depressions.
Honestly officer, I was strolling along with my shirt and bra off through a group of protesters I don’t know and I mistook my sun cream for the Super Glue I always carry….then I just…. sort of fell over.
I love how this imaginary crisis brings out the loons, great entertainment!
The traditional response to lunacy is to understand and accept it exists, but to avoid rubbing the nose of the inane in their own unfortunate condition. The kind thing to do has always been to avoid encouraging voyeurism.
Clearly modern standards are not as high as traditional good taste. We now think publicly revealing the actions of the insane is a good thing.
We do all agree, supergluing yourself to a road is insane…..don’t we?
Do you really suggest that she glued herself to the road privately?
Those who aid and abet a lunatic are clearly just as mad as their willing dupe.
The increasing stupidity of the COGS reveals how unhinged they are.
A couple or three feet of duct tape would help with the climate panic.
Are we sure it’s glue? Or are the dirty hippies just sticking to things they touch?
In-D’d
Gives new meaning to:
‘. . . my cup[s] runneth over.”
Bra-vo!
Back in May of 2012 there was a post about the a term describing the study of those who stick to the “science” of caGW no matter what.
It was called Epoxology.
Now that one does Resin-ate
My suggestion is just leave these morons glued in place – given the number of speed humps being installed these extinction retardation twits might actually be useful glued to the road.
Organic speed bumps. Quite original!
I know what you mean. Canberra is covered with the Mounds of Malice.
How did they get her out of her predicament? Jackhammers?
Jill-hammers… there’s no known solvent for Stupor-glue.
I’m sure she left the proverbial pound of flesh behind.
Do we know she’s unstuck? From the pavement, I mean. I know she’s unstuck mentally.
I think her cause went tits up but she seems to have gone down with the glue.
They are really nuts!
“nuts!” gave me an eye watering vision if male twits follow suit ;>)
Profound mental illness is expressed in many bizarre ways…..
A nasty passerby should have pulled her pants down and placed a rose where the sun doesn’t shine.
with thorns attached
Jep:
…”Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? ..”
Anyone consulting the above should have their head examined.
Let’s hope she doesn’t become ‘unglued’.
Cheers
Mike
Cute cartoon. Hate to write the obvious but isn’t a clean hard surfaced road a sign of modernity and progress? Even a disturbed person should be able to recognize the illogical nature of the stunt.
I guess the CAGW cult has reached the self-flagellation stage.
“Mom, what did YOU do in The Great Climate War…?”
She is paving the way to a new era of climate-change enlightenment.
Sorry, I was late to this party.
Usually if the two sexes, it’s the women who manage to retain common sense, but in this case… perhaps one of the male protesters in an effort not to be outdone, will glue his balks to the road. No! Surely, he wouldn’t be that stupid.
I like this. Willing to buy the glue! Let all climate alarmists thusly glue themselves to concrete.
It’s a pavement PETA.
Sure fire finalist for the Darwin awards if they left her stuck there in traffic.