Hump Day Hilarity – when gluing yourself to the pavement elicits a label.

You may remember last week some climate zealot with the “Extinction Rebellion” glued her boobs to the pavement in protest. Josh was inspired by this action and writes:

I think many people are suffering from a mental disorder we could call Climate Derangement Syndrome. Sadly I think it is a real thing. Luckily it can be medicated by gluing yourself to things.

Personally, I think these people are “stuck on stupid”.

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91 thoughts on “Hump Day Hilarity – when gluing yourself to the pavement elicits a label.

  1. If only they would glue their lips together…then they would be making a lot of sense.

  2. The cult must go on.
    The Cult of Calamitous Climate will be remembered, as mass hysteria over normal weather.
    Much ado over nothing.
    But if you are a very gullible person with time and money, the Cult wants you.

    I see over at Brietbart, an article as to the Climate Cataclysm Crew are researching another New Name, as Climate Change has lost all impact and none of the later memes seem to fly.
    Bring in the Advertising Consultants.
    I wonder if they will agree on something as “catchy” and “tasteful” as their 10-10 success?

  3. Personally, I think they should have posted a traffic cop to keep her from getting run over and just left her there until she worked herself loose.

    Stupid should hurt.

  4. Why don’t I glue them to the road?

    Falsely attributed (by me) to Paul McCartney from The White Album.

  5. Really, glue your breasts to the road to make a statement? What was she thinking? (rhetorical question alert) Those scars will last forever …. probably right along with the stupid.

    • Really, glue your breasts to the road to make a statement?

      If the statement was to tell the world how much of a moron she is, then message received loud and clear.

  6. She’s a masochist.

    She screamed at a passing Cop to hurt her as he ripped her forcefully from the tarmac.

    The Cop thought for a moment, grinned evilly, said No, and strolled on.

  7. The Doctor told me I have a bad case of Gravel Rash and familiarity therapy is the only cure.

    Next week I’m gluing my knee’s to the carpet.

    • “Next week I’m gluing my knee’s to the carpet.”

      In an attempt to get rid of unneeded apostrophes.

  8. It’s OK luv, Buster Keaton will be along any moment to save you from the onrushing traffic in the nick of time.

    KIDDING!!!!!!!!

  9. Gosh, she feels really, really, really strongly about the climate. We should give her what she wants before she maims herself again.

    Seriously, this is what happens when we stop educating kids and start indoctrinating, when we give everyone trophies and don’t keep score. These people only care about feelings, not facts. The facts will never persuade them. They are taught their feelings are valid, no matter what.

    Where are the adults? Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? Remember when mental health professionals believed they needed to get their patients to deal with reality, to overcome irrational fears? Where are those people now?

    • They’ve been co-opted by the left. Started with, as far as I recall, the gays and the entire alphabet soup of the afflicted. Nothing wrong there. Move along. Or maybe it was the kids first… no spanking, no responsibility, no winners and losers, everyone’s point of view has equal validity. Except, of course, if you are a conservative.

    • A bearded green leftie ( is there any other sort? ) once solemnly told me when I gave him some facts contradicting his arguments ” facts are fascist”

      • I was once accused of using “bad logic”. :/ Naturally, it was an eminently logical conclusion that happened to undermine the accuser’s preferred narrative.

    • Jep:
      …”Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? ..”

      Anyone consulting the above should have their head examined.
      Cheers
      Mike

  10. No luv, when they said just drop your Bazooka Joe on the pavement that’s not what they meant.

  11. But officer, I wanted to remind people of climate change, but I forgot my post it notes!

  12. Honestly officer, I was strolling along with my shirt and bra off through a group of protesters I don’t know and I mistook my sun cream for the Super Glue I always carry….then I just…. sort of fell over.

  13. The traditional response to lunacy is to understand and accept it exists, but to avoid rubbing the nose of the inane in their own unfortunate condition. The kind thing to do has always been to avoid encouraging voyeurism.
    Clearly modern standards are not as high as traditional good taste. We now think publicly revealing the actions of the insane is a good thing.
    We do all agree, supergluing yourself to a road is insane…..don’t we?

      • Those who aid and abet a lunatic are clearly just as mad as their willing dupe.
        The increasing stupidity of the COGS reveals how unhinged they are.

  14. Are we sure it’s glue? Or are the dirty hippies just sticking to things they touch?

  15. Back in May of 2012 there was a post about the a term describing the study of those who stick to the “science” of caGW no matter what.
    It was called Epoxology.

  16. My suggestion is just leave these morons glued in place – given the number of speed humps being installed these extinction retardation twits might actually be useful glued to the road.

  17. I think her cause went tits up but she seems to have gone down with the glue.

    They are really nuts!

  18. A nasty passerby should have pulled her pants down and placed a rose where the sun doesn’t shine.

  19. Jep:
    …”Where are the therapists, counselors and psychiatrists telling people they manifesting possibly seriious mental health problems? ..”

    Anyone consulting the above should have their head examined.
    Let’s hope she doesn’t become ‘unglued’.
    Cheers
    Mike

  20. Cute cartoon. Hate to write the obvious but isn’t a clean hard surfaced road a sign of modernity and progress? Even a disturbed person should be able to recognize the illogical nature of the stunt.
    I guess the CAGW cult has reached the self-flagellation stage.

  21. Usually if the two sexes, it’s the women who manage to retain common sense, but in this case… perhaps one of the male protesters in an effort not to be outdone, will glue his balks to the road. No! Surely, he wouldn’t be that stupid.

  22. I like this. Willing to buy the glue! Let all climate alarmists thusly glue themselves to concrete.

  23. Sure fire finalist for the Darwin awards if they left her stuck there in traffic.

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